Angie Katsanevas

But Bowen, if you come, I mean, look, I don't know if I was funny enough to get my contract renewed, but if I come back and we're filming, you might have to have a cameo because those are filming seasons for us.

Well, normally we start filming the end of January, beginning of February. But I don't know if I was funny enough to get renewed. And I don't know. You are renewed, Angie. I don't know if last night's reenactment of High Body Count Hair is like maybe saying that I did something. So if I get renewed, maybe Bond could be in Salt Lake World filming.

What did he say?

I think that we have a great cast and he knows it. And so thank you. And I like the word rise. I did have to rise up, man. They really, they took me out. Hey, Matt, being Greek, one story you do need to know is that like from the movie 300, where, you know, there was 300 Greeks and 150,000 Persians.

And guess what? The Greeks were not defeated. Yes, they did.

It's an important story to watch. I mean, you'll notice me taking out multiple of these women at once.

Yeah, exactly. This is Sparta.

Well, you know, we we used to do we used to have a big tequila thing in our salon. We have a salon in Park City, Utah. So you're going to get your high body count.

city yes you guys all take care of your high body count hair and we we used to host um like a an event up there with hair and tequila with um patron tequila because our partner not vita No, especially not after what she's been doing to me this season. But no, I'm kidding. Our partner, John Paul DeGioia, he's our partner in Palmetto School. He owned Patron Tequila.

So we had a tequila bar in our salon with John Paul DeGioia. And he's our partner in our cosmetology school. So we used to host events up there every year. But I'm going to meet you up there. Yes.

You're going to be in a cameo in my scene if I get contacted back in.

Yeah, so we'll do a scene, yes.

Oh, my gosh. Are you going to show me my times? Because I talk a lot.

I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. Look, you know what I don't like? I don't like high body count hair. Because it looks cheap. And when you've got high body count hair, your clothes look cheap. When you've got high body count hair, your shoes look plastic. That's right. high body count hair, your face looks plastic. Everything about you suddenly becomes cheap.

People want to come to my high end luxurious salon, but they don't want to pay my high end prices. Look, if you want to look expensive, girl, you got to spend some money. Like, you know, when you got a high body count hair and we can see the tracks, uh, that's, That's bad.

And listen, if you're too cheap to come to the salon and pay to get your hair done, then if you're going to be bitching from dude in the kitchen, then don't come to Lunatic French. And listen, high body count hair can be sophisticated. It can be sexy. It can have volume. But if you don't do it right, high body count looks cheap. And guess what?

If you want expensive hair or if you want high body count hair and you don't like your look when you leave, we've got a get laid guarantee policy at my salon. Come back and I'll fuck you myself. Ah! That's one minute.

Honestly. I got to get my body count up because I have a low body count.

You guys, I was like, I forgot. That was wild.

Do I take another stab? Was it good?