Angie "Pumps" Sullivan
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I don't know. Is it, is it like, it's like a big tree. So is it a phallic rest? I mean, I have no idea. It's just, here's the thing. All of these baby names, like immediately when I saw it before I even got my glasses on, I was like, of course.
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We've been sounding the alarm on this. When you try to make your kid's name something different and you spell it all fucked up that they have to spell it every single day for the rest of their lives, they're never going to outgrow this stuff. It's child abuse. They're never going to outgrow it.
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Jennifer and I were talking on the podcast, like, why doesn't he get on Ozempic? That would be such an easy deal. Literally, my phone shows me this article that says, Trump's looking so good lately, people think he's on Ozempic. And I'm like, the gaslighting doesn't stop.
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I like to be the first one at a party because the host knows you're there and then you can leave. When people start getting there, then you just trickle out. Is that straight people stuff?
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All right, Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with is when you're working out and people stop to visit, like you're just, you're having a social call. And it's like, I have a very finite amount of time that we're doing this. I don't want to chit chat.
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No chit chatting. I don't like it. Especially when your ears are in, that just goes all through me.
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Well, let me ask this question. So do you get to take pictures? Like if she would have gone, would it have been appropriate for her to take pictures with the person that invited her? Yes. Okay, okay. That's how white we are. I'd never even heard of it.
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I agree. Not to mention, it's just fucking annoying as all hell. Yeah. Plus, he's a dipshit. Yeah. He is running around with the dumbest conspiracy theory ideas in that ground. I'm like, we're a visual and audio society. How did he get this far? How did that happen?
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I read there's a person, I mean, because people are dying from measles because they don't get vaccinated, which is absolutely abhorrent.
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Somebody, and this person looked like they would say this, but they were like, I know I lost my child because he died of measles. because I didn't vaccinate them. And if I had another child, I wouldn't vaccinate them. And I'm just like, you can't help these people. You just can't help it.
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I remember when my kids were born, I was like, that is the most gorgeous child I've ever seen in my life. It's perfect. Then like a few weeks later, I get the newborn picture they took of the hospital. And I was like, that is the ugliest motherfucker. ever seen, like I thought that was cute. Like that's love because this was not cute.
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For their safety. I'm doing the boarding school where you send your kid off at six weeks and you get him back at five. That's the boarding school edge.
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Oh, I didn't know that. And Josh takes that kind of thing really personally.
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Donald Trump doesn't have a, I mean, a gay stylist, obviously. Oh, definitely not. His makeup's horrible.
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So if I have to hear one more time, He's playing 4D chess.
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I agree. They're totally bedfellows. And it's just sad to me that because of social media and the use of it, kids are getting less interaction, in-person interaction. And I'm not surprised that this is a result. Lonely, sadder, all of those things. Plus, they're comparing themselves all the time. It's a sad situation. It really is. It really is.
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I'll tell you that brings up another one of my I've had it. I've had it with people not taking accountability. If I fuck up or you fuck up. We will go to the other one and say, I am sorry. I was wrong. I need to do better. That's how it's supposed to be. But you have ass clowns from the top, Trump, his wife, Elon Musk. They all sit around and play victim.
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I completely agree. One thing that we talk about all the time on this podcast is that we have these white men in positions of power, Trump and his wife slash controller, Elon Musk, sitting around crying that they're victims all the time, yet they juxtapose themselves as these alpha males. And I'm like, how can people watch this and think, oh, yeah.
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Billionaires crying about poor me is perfectly acceptable. And I just wonder from your perspective in a position of power, how do you perceive the constant self-victimizing?
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And nobody ever says, you know, I made a mistake. I probably shouldn't have done that. But I'm in a reverse course now. And I'm going to do better. Because accountability is out the window. So now you have all these yahoos with the balls on their trucks running around. With impunity thinking nobody has to take accountability for anything. I cannot believe we're here in 2024.
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That really is. They like the cruelty. They're in it for the cruelty.
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Everybody likes to do it. Now, here's a question. Do you think when we leave, Kylie and Seth trash talk us? Oh, my God. 1,000 million percent. A million percent.
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You could win a trophy at our age. But now to be 55 and receive this trophy, this would be my Oscar. Hang on. Let me enter. She's 55.
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And my husband does this. I always do it because I genuinely have to go to the bathroom. I don't try to do it on purpose.
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I try to time it so that I don't have to pee on the airplane. So I'm timing it like, okay, we board in eight minutes. Then I'm going to go to the five-minute mark. And then I'm going to go to the bathroom so that way I can avoid it. But I will say it pushed back a little bit. When they start like picking up the microphone, you're standing in line texting me. We're in line. We're in line.
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I'm like, yeah, but we have assigned seats. So it doesn't matter where I really am in the line. But I have your shit.
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But the – Yeah, I think it's – I kind of have it as a strategic. I think as long as it's five minutes before. I don't want to like be walking on the plane and then go. But I like to delay it so that I can – in hopes of avoiding the airplane pee. Okay.
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Yeah. Well, here's the thing. Kylie, our producer, she has a strategy to dehydrate before flying. And it's pointed out what a great strategy that is. So I've been really trying to use that and I've been doing better. And then the pilot who did a triple flusher on the plane and I went right after. So I've been trying to avoid toilets on airplanes like for the past year.
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I've been really good about water intake. But I do, it's a strategy. I just go right there at the end. Welcome to I've Had It.
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What I've had it with in this, honest to God, my head's going to explode the next time I hear it. I've had it With right wing media. After Trump crashes the economy, unemployment goes through the roof saying he's playing 4D chess. I'm like, motherfucker, what evidence do you have that he is capable of doing anything? I mean, let's just take a quick trip down memory lane.
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Kylie, did he call you for tips? He did. I felt so validated when I watched that.
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His was selfless. Kylie's is kind of selfish and I've adopted it.
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Well, who was that guy? There's a bunch of big Trumpers that are country music artists. I mean, I don't know why. It just seems that you hear that.
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Maybe. But here's the thing that I take away from all that. Just like you said, nobody's making you be on SNL. Nobody's making Elon Musk nosedive his stock and go in and harm people on purpose and then sit around and cry about it because people don't like him. You asked for this. This is a consequence of your behavior. Be accountable. The victimhood that I see in 2025, it's like Trump 2.0.
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makes the victimhood of Trump 1.0, which was unbelievable, blows it out of the water. I didn't think that grown billionaires could cry around about poor me as much as I've seen in the 75 days that Trump has been in office. It is unbelievable. Can you imagine if the woman was crying around about what a victim she was? She'd be hysterical. She'd be unhinged.
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inherited half a billion dollars 30 years ago, bankrupted six times, bankrupted casinos, which is damn near impossible to do. The only qualification he has is that he was on a reality show called The Apprentice, which was all smoke and mirrors. They couldn't even film it at his office because it was such a dump truck. We've seen the inside of his houses. It's dump truck city.
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These men are the biggest whining titty babies I have ever seen in my life.
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You know, here's the thing. I think we've created this whole generation, and I am guilty of this. You're so special. You're so great. Everything you do is so good. And so now they send a work text and the receipt is acknowledged with an okay. And what they wanted was a standing ovation. Oh, my gosh, little baby, you are so good. You're the best at this. It's just like that is not reality.
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I love their luggage sets. I bought a set this Christmas. They are the best. And what I love about Quince is they're so competitively priced.
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I love Cookunity because I'll be sitting there. What am I going to have for dinner? I don't want just the same old thing, burger and fries. Go straight to my freezer. A delicious meal prepared by an expert is ready in under five minutes.
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Well, here's the deal. When we were little, there was nothing to do except play outside, run, go to the neighbors, do all that. Now they can be on their phone and they never even have to go outside.
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Yeah. And they just all their interaction for young people, all those young kids. It is. It's all they can't really talk to like other people. And they can't exercise apparently now. Can't run very fast. Okay, Kylie, what do we have today?
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I am too, but just not on the street I drive. Everything is about me and my world, and that bugs the fuck out of me. I'm just like, we have a thousand different lanes you can do. If I saw somebody riding their bike like a car, I probably would go full Karen. I might just lose my damn mind. That's where I am today.
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I mean, I might get out of the car and run up and push him off the bike and just be like, get out of those stupid pants.
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We were just talking about that. I laughed my ass off just knowing Linda's response to that. It's so funny. I had somebody text me this weekend. They had a child that was in the hospital having surgery. And they're like, I think it was a group text. Mine just came to me individually. And it was like, you know, pray for so and so. And I was like, I'm keeping him so close in my thoughts.
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No. I have always said parents should pay me to meet their future spouse. I'm really good at women, but like men, terrible.
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I wish. I really would be so much better at it. But I'm not kidding. Like, I would always pick, like, if I think the person is great... then you immediately run, run, run.
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Well, I think the podcast, we post the same stuff on the podcast, but Kylie sends it to us. So that's really different.
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Because sometimes if I post two things a day, I'm thinking people are looking at this going, she's fucking crazy. a nut, quit posting all the time. You know, when it says so-and-so posted or whatever. So yeah, I get that. Now, interestingly enough, I did have somebody come up to me and say that they listened to the podcast
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And that she and her husband both had their, they had a couple's Instagram account together. And she just like laid it up there. And I was like, okay. Did you know this person? No, she was like, hey, I love the pod. But I did hear the other day that you've had it with couples that have the same Instagram account. And my husband and I have the same Instagram account. And I was like, okay. Red flag.
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I get so excited when I see it. Like I take pictures of it and send it to you, even though I know you have Instagram. Those pictures were particularly great.
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Oh, speaking of, has Stephanie given you the present she got you? No. Is it a top knot headband? Let's have to wait and see. It's fucking hilarious.
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What I love about Shady Rays is the lost and broken protection because I lose my sunglasses or break them at a rapid pace. I don't have to worry about it because I'm covered from day one.
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You know, here's the thing. I feel like... When Marjorie Taylor Greene came on my radar, she was like she came out guns blazing, just crazy. So it was just crazy, crazy, crazy. I feel like over the last year, I've watched the psychosis engagement. You know what I mean? Like I never even heard of Nancy Mace before. And now like I worry about her. Like I think something is very, very wrong there.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene, she's so mean and crazy. I feel like she's all, I don't know, but I just, I just, like, Nancy Mace gives me heebie-jeebies more. Like, it's easy to hate Marjorie Taylor Greene because she's so obnoxious and mean and hateful. Nancy Mace strikes me as unwell.
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I completely agree. Here's what worries me. These people, these young Gen Zers, they're not going to know politics without the crazy, like without the Trump effect. And everybody, just the crazier you are, the more attention you get. And so
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You Matt Gaetz it or you George, you know, just all the crazy ass shit that when I was younger, like in middle school and high school, I had no idea what was going on in politics. It was boring. You just never heard about it. Now it's entertainment. So I worry that more we're going to continue to see less politics.
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serious people in politics and the MAGA wave riding of the Matt Gaetz and the Nancy Mace and all that is going to continue because they get attention for it. And now as young people, they don't know the difference. They don't know politics is supposed to be boring. Politicians are supposed to keep the government running, do things for their constituents and move on down the road.
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Well, didn't Tim Cook come out and support Trump? He sure did. Okay, there's your answer. Everything's worse in Trump's America. Everything. People get stupid, dumber.
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Right. The lack of expertise by people that are supposed to be experts. Right.
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It's crazy. It always sends me back to COVID. Like people... When you said to me, like the only time I remember like rolling over dying laughing is when you said to me, I think all these people that are anti-vaccine, I think they should have a Facebook hospital set up in the parking lot of the real hospital.
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And when they get sick, they can let the Facebook people diagnose them and make them better. And I just thought that was so funny. Well, that's what they do.
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Well, I think you absolutely have to address it, especially when you live in the area we do. The way I grew up, the way religion was, I was indoctrinated from the jump. I don't think people on the East and West Coast realize how it is every single day in like mega America, super Christian mega church. And for me, having been in it, my biggest thing is the lack of critical thinking, the lack of
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like compassion and empathy where you judge other people because you're better, like the entitlement kind of to it, like, well, that couldn't happen to me because I'm who I am and I do all this. So I think that's probably, you can draw a straight line to why people collectively aren't caring about other people while it's more individual.
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I mean, I just think when you boil it down, there's a through line of not really caring about anyone but yourself and thinking you're better than other people. That for me.
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You know, when your iPhone, and I'll tell you what else, since we're on the subject of iPhone. I've had it with iPhone or Apple changing all their chargers all the time. Enough. Let's pick one charger. Let's stay with it indefinitely. Let's not switch around all the time.
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That really is sweet. Really sweet. So it's still a no? I'll think about it. I hate it that he hasn't listened though. I hate that. Do you see what you're doing?
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I like it. I like the whole ha-ha-ha beavers. We're the beavers. Pumps, what have you had it with? I've had it with everything. I've had it with 15 years of Botox and now I have bruises on my face when I'm getting recorded. I've had it that my dog attacked another dog and every time I walk the dog, I have to worry about the dog. I've had it with my voice. I've had it with your voice.
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Oh my gosh, I haven't even told you this. Okay, so I got a new TV and the people came out to install the TV. And afterwards, I'm signing the documents, whatever, because I didn't stay. And he wrote on the deal, I want you to know, I really love your podcast. It was great meeting you. And I texted back and I said, oh my gosh, you just don't hear that that much in Oklahoma City. Thank you so much.
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He was like, yeah, you wouldn't believe all the houses I go into where it's Fox News playing. I can hardly stand it.
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Yeah. No, I completely agree. But I thought that was nice. It's very nice. And surprising. He said all his co-workers were.
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I like that. People are really talented when you get around to it. Like a lot of people in our group are smart and talented. I've just noticed that. This was artificial intelligence. Yeah, but they knew how to do the artificial intelligence. I couldn't sit down and make anything artificial intelligence. I don't know how to do it. You just get your phone and you say...
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I've had it with the fact that they're building a bike lane on the road I come to work in. I've just had it. Everybody's fucking with everything all the time. I'm sick of it. In Trump's America, everything is worse.
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Yeah, of course, in my state of mind, I immediately went to you. I've had it with gin and pumps, like sick of them.
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Completely agree. I can't even believe we had to do studies on this. This seems like a no-brainer. Miserable married, happy single.
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I mean, if you have a bad marriage, obviously people are married and happy. But I'm just saying, if you're in a bad marriage, obviously it's better to be single.
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Oh, yeah. The financial issues, I would say, are probably the number one reason most couples stay together after, you know, if it's a semi-bad marriage, that would be the number one factor to stay together.
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Well, if I have my phone, I'll respond pretty quickly. But if I don't have my – like sometimes I'll put my phone down and I won't respond. But this is if you – after you see it. After I see it, I'm pretty good about responding.
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Yeah, and there's more diversity. It's not so white. That's one thing people don't understand about living in a state like Oklahoma. Everyone – I mean, there's no foreign languages. Like, you go on the streets of New York and you hear 50 languages in two blocks. Everybody speaks English. More white people – I mean, you can't throw a stone and not find a white – it's just –
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I mean, that's part of it. But I have to tell you this story. Okay. You're going to die. Okay. So we go to dinner with all the parents from Emily's friends. And halfway through the dinner, Emily grabs me by the leg and she looks at me and she goes... Everyone at this table is on suicide watch because you will not quit talking about the dog.
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And then you can... Do I put them in my pants? Is that the deal?
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Well, I stopped and got donuts last weekend and I didn't... Did you get a hard-on? I didn't. You didn't get a hard-on? I didn't feel any blood flow to the vagine or anything.
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I think that's really sweet. Yeah, I do too. And that they stay friends for 15 years. I think that's all good. Yeah. And they help each other find their mate. They help each other. You know, that's missing in a lot of men is a lot of men don't have any friends. That's why they're isolated. You know what I mean? Like you go around and you it's no wonder all these men are so lonely.
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And I realized all I was doing was talking about my French bulldog. And even after she told me, I knew she was right. I knew everybody was on suicide watch. I knew they all wanted me to shut the fuck up. I couldn't. I just kept talking about how cute he was. I was passing my phone around. But, yeah, I mean, halfway through the dinner, she's like, stop.
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I mean, it just drives me bananas. Well, it just goes to, in my opinion, it goes to these men are used to always getting the best picks, the best jobs, without being the best candidate or the most qualified. And now there is some competition there. And instead of looking inward. And they're having a meltdown. Right. Instead of saying, you know, what can I do better?
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How can I be a better leader, a better student, a better mate? They're saying, well, it's women's fault. It's DEI's fault. It's just somebody else's fault.
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Yeah, no, I completely agree. And it just would make sense if you're under a bunch of stress, emotional, mental stress, it affects you physically. So it makes sense. It would affect it biologically.
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Yeah, I'm a big hugger. I'll admit it, but I'm not a first time hugger. I have to have an affection for you. Right. To hug you. And it was funny because the other day I ran into a guy I went to law school with that I probably have not seen in 25 years. Right. And but I have a deep affection for him. Like we were good friends in law school. I really liked him.
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And I see him and he reaches out for a handshake and I just go in for a big hug because I had such an affection for him. But yeah, I don't hug on the first meeting.
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Yeah. Somebody that you would never think you were going to hug or put your body up against theirs. I'll tell you what I wish we did in the United States of America, among many other things. Since I was homesick for two days, I was watching a lot of British TV. And I just love the two kisses.
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Yeah, it would be. Equality even. Yeah. I'm going to hate to get too far out on the limb.
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No, I completely, completely agree. And I've often thought about Mike Johnson's district, like I know 40% on Medicaid, that does not surprise me. How many of them because of what he's doing, will not vote for him next time. You know, I just wonder, will it ever penetrate that far? Or will he go in and say, oh, well, that's Biden's politics that cut Medicare.
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Because you spotted it at seventh grade. Like he's the con man up there with the mink coat and the Rolls Royce. But when you're indoctrinated, you just think, oh, that's how it is. Yeah.
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Okay, I'll tell you what my grievance is. I have had it with small talk. There is nothing more miserable than having to make small talk with people that you don't know, that don't care about what you're saying. You don't care what you're saying. It is so miserable. Like when I walked into a place Friday night for parents weekend and there were like 60 people. And I just was like, I can't do it.
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Okay, one thing, Haley, since you are in Mike Johnson's district, I want you to go undercover and just put your feelers out. I find it impossible to believe, and this could just be my own cynicism, my own world experience, getting away. making my mind run crazy, but I've got to think there are rumors of Mike Johnson being gay.
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And I've, and I have, I know nothing about his wife, but I've read enough to know, I think she's a lesbian. So Haley, I want you to just kind of put your feelers out and see if you can find that.
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Mike's wife, go for it. Do whatever makes you happy. Don't be a dick to other people. That's why I draw the line. Don't you remember that couple? She was, we covered it, Bridgette. Bridget from the Moms of Liberty.
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Right. Inadequacy out the gazoo. I mean, going back to the gold in the Oval Office, if that doesn't scream insecurity, I don't know what.
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Yeah. Harrison. But something which is an appropriate name. Serena Wilson just filthed him. Dirty.
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Yeah, the keyboard courage. And I'm kind of guilty of this. Like Jennifer has to talk me off the ledge sometimes that I don't understand. Like people that vote for Trump, like I can't wrap my head around it because I used to be in the evangelical Republican world. And so I think when you be, you know, I look back and I think, how could I ever be like that?
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And it just makes no sense, blah, blah, blah, blah. So it's so hard for me to wrap my head around it. And Jennifer's always like, you're a dipshit. You used to do this. Like, you're never going to change anybody's mind. And I'm just like, oh, yeah. I mean, I think people fundamentally forget that nobody changes their mind unless they want to, unless they do the work.
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You can't just change somebody's mind like... Hey, you know, Trump's a convicted felon. That should give you pause. Like that's not going to change anybody's mind. It's just not.
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America’s Top DEI Podcast
Yeah. You hate smoke worse than anything. Yes. That's what you are about like intellectual enlightenment.
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It never occurred to me not to. I mean, when you're indoctrinated like that, you don't ever take the next step.
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America’s Top DEI Podcast
Yeah. I do think that's one thing that people younger than us, I'm going to say millennials, Gen Z, they're missing the component of when you get your ass chewed and you're criticized, typically you do better. Yes. You try harder. Yes. Yes. So all this toxic, you're the best. You're so special. You're so unique. Your mommy loves you. Let's get five pictures. That doesn't help them evolve. Right.
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Although I don't know. Okay. But to be fair, when you are in a situation where you think you're better than everybody else and that other people's problems couldn't possibly affect you because you're so special and I don't think that until something happens to where you realize, oh, I'm really not special. Oh, bad things can happen to me. You lack such an awareness.
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America’s Top DEI Podcast
I don't think you know that you're not happy. Right. The lack of empathy, you don't realize you don't have it.
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We did. Because if you weren't laughing in our world in those days, you were fucking in the fetal position crying. Which is a perfect segue into buy our book. We didn't even- Okay.
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Well, here's the thing. When I heard Trump had a gold toilet, this was years and years and years ago before he was in politics, I thought, this motherfucker's insecure. Like, nobody has a gold toilet. And then you see all the pictures from, like, his apartment and Trump Tower and Mar-a-Lago, and you think... This is like 1980s, looks like shit.
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Like you said, trying to be French chic, but it just looks cheap. When we saw the bathroom where he kept all the nuclear secrets, it just looked cheap. I mean, I look at what he's done in the Oval Office and I think, here's the problem. Like when you and I met, the first thing you said to me was, you have terrible taste. And that allowed me to...
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give seed all control and you picked it out and I loved it. Donald Trump is a victim of somebody saying, oh my God, all this gold looks so good. You have great taste. Instead of somebody checking him and making him better, or perhaps saying, let's hire somebody that does this and you get hands off, it looks exactly like I expect the inside of his brain to look.
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Just a bunch of trashy knickknacks that have absolutely no charm. It's just, it's so gross.
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America’s Top DEI Podcast
I think I stayed for five minutes, talked to three people that I knew and left because I'm like, small talk just makes me insane. I just want to go insane when I think I have to small talk.
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When you assume it makes an ass out of me and you. I just want to say this one thing. When you look at Donald Trump, I mean, head to toe, just aesthetically, you've got the worst hair I've ever seen. The worst makeup. Like, I still don't understand why he does not have a professional makeup artist do his makeup. It is so terrible. His suits are too big. He has shoulder pads.
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His ties go past his dick. His hand... Shoe lifts. Shoe lifts. He leans over like the... He is a disaster aesthetically, top to bottom.
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And when he wears his golf pants, they're up like under his boobs, like empty dumpty.
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No, I mean, that would make more sense. That would be a side benefit to torture you. I don't realize I'm doing it. It overwhelms me when I go into a room and there's like... 50 people that I'm kind of supposed to know, that our kids are doing the same thing, but I don't know. And I just, I start panicking. I'm just like, I don't want to do this.
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We're just so fun. I'm Angie. The HBIC had beaver in charge. We've adopted the beaver. Because the beaver, don't fuck with the beaver.
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But I just, I sincerely want to stick with the beaver. Instead of Angie Pump Sullivan, I want it to be Angie Beaver Sullivan. Angie B. Sullivan, attorney at law. ABS, America's Beaver Sullivan.
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America’s Top DEI Podcast
I mean, you don't get to the top of the DEI podcast world with four stars.
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Didn't you run to your closet and you actually found a pair of those Celine jeans? Yeah, I own a pair of those jeans. Yeah, I saw something come across Instagram that's like, you know, after the Super Bowl, all the women went and searched their closet for the Celine pants. And I was like, I know who found them.
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Keeping their lips firmly on Trump's ass, they're good at that too. Mm-hmm. leaking war plans. They're great at that. So I think, yeah, I think she's too generous. Although I love the co-therapy, no copay comment.
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by uh gay people and so there's a lot we're just i'm focused on these mega people right i mean that's just my focus all right pumps what have you had it with okay what i've had it with and this happened to me twice last week and it grosses me out so bad it's personal space invaders people who get so close to you can feel their breath on your face when they talk and i'm just like
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You know what I had forgotten about, and I'm so happy to be reminded of, is the raw dogging in Florida. Yeah, that's a good one. That was such a great one.
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And I think it's chicken shit. Yeah, I think it's chicken shit too. And a lot of times I think the person needs to see like if I fuck up really bad, I want them to see I'm in distress over this. I hurt your feelings and I feel bad about it. And so I think the other person needs to feel the regret that you have.
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And I just think an impartial, non-emotional apology, I just don't think it, it kind of reminds me of MAGA, like no accountability. Like you fuck up, you make an unmitigated apology, you take your medicine.
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Girls are just more expensive. Like once you have to get... The face stuff, the makeup, the products, all that shit. Plus, girls keep you humble. There's nothing like a girl just to make you feel humble. Like when you walk out and everyone's like, Mom, you look so old. You know what I mean? Like girls keep you humble and they're the most expensive.
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It is the least bang for your buck that you're going to get.
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I don't have to feel your breath on my face for me to hear you. It is way too close. I don't know if it's a lack of ability to gauge social cues. But when I'm up against the wall, like trying to get away from you, why are you still in my face? What do you think it is?
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Well, I think that's because it's a cult and he's the cult leader. Yeah. But I think I remember the days when, I mean, love is like a drug. You're so hyped up and excited. But two years like you, I think that seems long.
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See, my passive aggressive is I don't respond. I just like leave it forever and ever. Okay, Cameron, as Gen Z, I want to ask you this. What about when you're texting with someone and you see the bubbles that they're going to text you back and then they never respond? What do you think about that?
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
What's so great about Chewy is you can do telehealth vet visits, you can get prescriptions, and you can get toys and food. I mean, it's a one-stop shop.
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
We have bigger problems on Earth in the United States than we have on Mars, in my opinion. It drives me fucking crazy.
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
acting out and being insane people i know i know they're really naughty or they're running the doge department of government efficiency fighting with their baby mamas on twitter i mean it's fucking crazy alas what can we do except for strive our hardest to be billionaires ourselves and be the good one
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
Well, and you'd have to tell Elon his dick was bigger than Jeff Bezos. And Jeff Bezos, his dick was bigger than Elon Musk. So then their little rocket feud could subside a little bit.
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I'm just going to go out on a limb and I'm just going to say at 24, I was not that smart.
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
Absolutely. Because the Democrats do, well, democracy in general needs better messaging. And he is a great messenger and hopefully he can fill the gap.
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
So we're sitting here and she goes, is somebody here? And I was like, yeah, it sounds like somebody's here. Sometimes it might be like the UPS guy or whatever. And all I hear is Botox. This woman to my right, her head spins 360 degrees around. Her ass is out of that chair. She's like, they fucking came in that office. They should have seen the sign. I mean, she is so mad.
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Of course, all I can do is bust out laughing because she is madder than a hornet. And I mean, this happened 48 hours ago. I was still driving in today and I got so tickled because she was so mad. I mean, it was... And this has been an ongoing grievance. This is like a thousand little paper cuts. It is.
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
But it was, I mean, your reaction, it was like, remember that time on the plane I said, Jenny's going to blow and sure enough, you blew? Yeah. You were this close to going down and having her arrested for trespass.
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
Well, obviously, there's no accountability in MAGA.
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
And that's breathtaking stupidity. Yeah, it's a lot of things. Lack of self-awareness, entitlement, stupidity.
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
It's so gross. Well, and it's so important for us to all be in together because at the end of the day, none of us are white males.
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Here's the thing about it. I used to think that I would, but with the, you know, I would just go in. Like if I'm not paying attention, I just looked up and I wasn't paying attention where I was going. I would look in the building. But I also think the eye level would catch me. Like my hand might be on the door.
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
So are we going to have like face ID to get in the building now?
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
Right. But he's not a billionaire. So sorry, you're out.
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The Smaller the D**k, The Bigger the Rocket
Oh, okay. I can just perch up there and wait. Yeah, you can just sit at the front desk. I could hire somebody to do it.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
Right. Well, that's just sexual frustration and not being able to be liberal. with their sexuality and do what they want.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
It's so insulting. You can change it if you want. Conversion camp, the whole nine.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
That is real. I checked. People are going to buy that. Just I'm telling you. People think, oh, my gosh, breast milk. It's so good for you. I'll have some. I mean, I don't know what it tastes like. I don't know. I mean, if you want to drink the ice cream, swing for the fences. But people are fucking weird.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
I did have a couple of people shame me, try to shame me with, uh, my oldest, but I wasn't breastfeeding.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
I feel like when you're on a trip, you're a little more liberated because you have more time, obviously. And then you're just in such a great mood. You're like, oh, I'm going to get this.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
So shopping and trips for you go together. What about you? Yeah. I'm just not a huge buyer. No. I do like to go on trips, but I'm also a homebody. So I can see it both ways. Okay.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
Yeah, I agree. I just think it's just really sad when you can do a study on menu anxiety. Like that's how nitty gritty we're taking it, that everything has become such a pressure point that what you're ordering for lunch is anxiety inducing. The mothers are fucking nuts. I just don't think mothers used to be this crazy.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
I don't think when we were little – and maybe we did and our moms weren't power moms, so we just didn't know it was happening. But I feel like power moms are on steroids now. I just think it used to not be that way. I don't know if it's social media. I don't know what the deal is, but it's ridiculous.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
It's embarrassing. Why do you think that he thinks... It's not embarrassing to ask for five dollars to take his wife for an anniversary dinner. A. B. Why do you think he thinks anybody gives a frog's fat ass that he's taking his wife out to dinner and or that it's their anniversary? What is wrong with this person?
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
I would even go so far as to say it's a teeny weeny peeny. Yeah. I mean, here's the deal. The problem is not only this guy, it's the people that give him $5. They're at fault too. It's the congregation.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
I think he's 100% right. Why do Democrats always have to be nice? Why do we have to, like you said earlier, explain everything? Why do we have to be the one that meets people halfway through? Because one thing that struck out to me, the juvenile, until Donald Trump, politicians didn't call each other names, like derogatory names, like Little Marco, Ron DeSanctimonious.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
which may or may not be true. But then they get so mad, like when Jasmine Crockett makes a comment about Greg Abbott. Fucking had it. Pull the gloves off. Quit being nice.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
White women are a huge disappointment. The overwhelming majority are a huge disappointment because they are internalized misogyny, which I grew up with. So I've seen it firsthand. I get it. That's how my house was growing up. But it's just how can you vote against your own children, whether they're boys or girls? Reproductive freedom. I mean, all this DEI. I mean, hateful, mean.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
I completely agree with you. I also think when you look at all the evidence that we've accumulated over the last at least seven or eight years, you have a situation where you can tell MAGA people, okay, this you tell them that Joe Biden did something, but it was really what Donald Trump did. And they just, oh my gosh, that's terrible. He's the worst.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
And then you say, oh no, actually Donald Trump did that. And they're like, oh no, I think it's fine then. So there's no rational thought. They're not tethered to reality. And it's hard to argue rational with irrational people. You also have a situation where The gaslighting, they don't want facts. They just want to be fed the confirmation bias.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
Right. If you're going to go down that road, you have to go all the way. You can't go to the hospital halfway through and say, oh, I would like the medicine. Get your rattlesnake. You just go all the way in. Have you seen this? I get so tickled on it when I'm scrolling on Instagram and it'll say, has anybody noticed that all the anti-vaxxers are on Ozempic? Oh, yeah.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
So I do think it's becoming harder and harder to talk to people. My only thing that I'm thinking is now that the economy is just in a shithole tank and rural Oklahomans and rural other people and people that voted for Trump are now going to feel it so intensely economically that it might open a little caveat for some intellectual factors. Conversation. Intellectual is a big word there, Pumps.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
They're not going to take the vaccine because they don't know what's in it. Yeah. But to lose weight, they'll tell you.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
Yeah. No, I can only imagine it would be depressing. I mean, we know who he you know, he's got Laura Loomer in there. He's got the pillow guy. I mean, he I think he and the pillow guy broke up. You think the pillow guy is too crazy for Trump or did he lost all his money? So I haven't seen him around the second term. But I mean, what I think about like Laura Loomer in there, Peter Navarro.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
Yes. Just a dork. What I don't get is somebody who's that vain, why isn't he on Ozempic? You know what? That's a great question. I think about that every time I see him in those big, huge suits. I think, you've bilked the American people out of billions of dollars. Yeah. pay the 500 bucks a month and get on his impact.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
Like you look at – Barack Obama, the day he entered the White House, the day he left the White House. The age fall, I mean, they look like shit. After your president, like, we were worried about Kamala Harris. Like, she's so pretty and put together. She's going to look like shit in four years. Donald Trump went into the White House. He looked the exact same when he came out of the White House.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
The contrast was the criminal trial. He aged a ton during that time because he gave a fuck what happened. He's the only president in the history of the world. It's like a mess before and after picture when you're the president of the United States. Not for him. No, because he doesn't care. No, he doesn't care. And now it's really, really bad.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
You know, he's golfing and he's doing all this and that. Because he knows he's a lame duck. But yeah, it is striking. It strikes me that he should be on Ozipic. Anyway, I don't know why. I think you used to tell me this. He looks in the mirror and he thinks you're hot.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
Okay. It might open them up to looking just a little bit on the other side. But I think the first thing is they're going to have to say, my dear leader that I've pledged all this alliance to and undying loyalty fucked me. And I think that's going to be hard for people.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
There's no question I did. I got dunked twice. Why twice? A double dunker?
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
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I have to say I've thought about that same group, wondering what they're thinking. Like amongst their circles, they would never say it in front of us. Right. But if they're talking in their circles, like, you know, because it was always, well, Trump's so good for the economy. And now if they're saying, well, he might not have been that great for the economy. Let me ask you this.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
I just always have to add that. Yeah. Okay. Welcome. I've had him, Jennifer. I'm Angie, the HBIC head beaver in charge. Someone came up to me at the Thunder Game and was like, oh, my gosh, you're the head beaver. I was like, fucking damn right I am.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
I want to say that I just couldn't do it on principle. Like, I just don't think I could.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
The only thing like in my head when you were talking about it, for just an instant, like I look at people in MAGA hats and MAGA shirts and I'm just like, I kind of want to know if they feel it. So if I had the hat on, I would just want to see, like, do most people do like I do and act like a skunk just farted when they see people with a MAGA hat? Or are they just oblivious to it?
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, Gayatriots, Thatriots. I nailed it. I'm doing so good on that. You nailed it. How much, what have you had it with? I've had it with people that don't pick up their trash in a public setting. Okay. Why does someone think that somebody else should be in charge of picking up their trash? And specifically, I mean like airports, basketball games, big public spaces.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
Yeah. I just don't like a lot of trash. You're a trash leader. Yeah. It bugs me. And I'll tell you what else bugs me. And it's getting ready to happen because the kids are moving home. When kids just continue to throw trash in the trash can and they push it down. Yes. Instead of just taking it out. Just take it out. If it's overflowing, take it out, you stupid asshole.
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Trump Thinks He's Hot
But I remember she could have had like five heads and we would have been less- like, oh my gosh, look, look, look, look, look. I mean, we were freaking out. Like, honestly, like something was terribly wrong with her, which when you think about it, it is. But I kind of wonder, she had the whole MAGA look.
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Yeah, it's really bad. But yeah, I there's a on my drive to and from work. There's a house that has a MAGA flag and a United States flag. And I have thought about like every day for two weeks, pulling into the driveway, knocking on the door and saying, so what do you think now? How's it going?
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No, I'd probably get shot. Yeah, you'd get shot. But I mean, I do have this fantasy of torturing the person. All right, Kylie, what's going on on the World Wide Web?
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I was going to say, the reason America is so unhappy is we have a fascist running the country. That's my opinion.
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I find myself being more, I wouldn't say depressed, but depressed. Since the election, every day I wake up with this foreboding, like what's happened? And then I'm never like, oh, nothing happened last night, or nobody broke the law last night, or nobody leaked war plans on the internet, that kind of thing. So I do just have an unease that I have never had before.
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It's the worst. My dad, when he was alive, he was the worst at this. One time I went to the ATM with him. He pulled out his wallet. He puts the card in. He's dicking around. He puts his wallet back in. It was five to seven minutes. And I just looked at him and I said, Every single person in this blind and every single person in this bank hates your guts. It's just chaos at these ATMs.
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I'm always like, what? When I hear Candace Owens open her mouth, Kash Patel's loyalty to Trump, Caroline Leavitt. I mean, she grosses me out worse than Kaylee Ann McEnany. Does he have any black people in his cabinet? I think Cash Patel's the darkest person in his cabinet. But does he have like an African-American in his cabinet? I don't think so. Not to my knowledge.
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Because remember, he didn't... Tim Scott was pick me, pick me, pick me. He didn't pick him.
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People are just rude. And inefficient. I mean, people as a species are inefficient. You can see it at the airport, at the ATM. Anytime you have a crowd of people, it's mass inefficiency. Absolutely.
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I completely agree. And this is... I was going to say this last time and we kind of got off track, but... I prefer to eat my meals. Every time I go out to dinner with a group of people, I sit there and think, I wish I was by myself. Because when I'm done, I can get the check. I can go. I can sit down. I can order. I don't have to fucking talk for five hours about what's on the menu.
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I'm getting to where I prefer it. So that people that eat alone, I think embrace it. Enjoy it. Write your own ticket. That's my thing.
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No, I completely agree. And it was a big post-COVID divorce boom too. It's a shock to no one.
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Absolutely. And I have boycotted Amazon too, which is a real tough one for me. Because Jeff Bezos, perfect example, he accepted like a human rights award because of his DEI programs with Amazon. And then he turned and fled so fast.
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I hate to toot my own horn. You have. But I have been screaming this from the rooftop. This is little dick energy, top to bottom. I knew it. I fucking knew it. I love that so much. I'd heard he did the IVF, but so he was trying to make it bigger with the penile implant. Yeah. I don't think somebody would put an implant to make it smaller. Well, I know.
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I can't figure out who thinks they're a bigger victim. These two think they are victims. It's unreal. I would die if I was running around with you and you let me always talk about how everybody hates me, dah, dah, dah, dah. And you never said, have you ever thought the common denominator in your problems was you? Have you ever thought maybe you had something to do with that?
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This has gone on their entire lives because they have money. It's so crazy what people get away with.
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This might have happened to you, but you are responsible. for how you respond to it. And these men sit there and cry like everybody doesn't like me. The judiciary is against me. The list goes on and on. There's hoaxes and all this stuff. And I just think, does nobody listening think You are a billionaire. You have everything you want. You have more power than you could ever imagine.
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Why are you crying around on Fox News all the time? Don't they get sick of that? I would think.
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And it is the party of whiners. Absolutely. The party of grievances and poor me. I just fucking drives me bananas.
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I can agree with that because I was sitting here trying to imagine the people in this city trying to navigate the subway. They couldn't do it. Well, I mean, no. And let's discuss what's the common denominator between These people in our community, inefficiency, lack of self-awareness, fakeness. Oh, I can tell you. Okay. Lay it on me. The MAGA voters. Yep.
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I agree. I was thinking when she was talking, because it's a great point. remember people running around in George Bush and Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton. I fucking loved Reagan. No, but I mean, did they wear t-shirts and stuff? I know he didn't sell grift, but I just don't, that came in with Trump. And I, I wonder if it's because he was on TV.
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Yeah. And the first time you said that, it took me a minute, but I was like, that's so true because we're grifting. We're megawatt personality. We're telling people other people are bad. He's a great bullshit artist. He really, he is a great bullshit artist.
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Right. But that fits perfectly with religious cults. Yeah. Yeah. Because this 18-year-old, it doesn't make sense, but that makes a ton of sense. That tracks. Okay. Now on to the rubbernecking.
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I don't look. I'm scared I'll see something I don't want to see. I look every single time. I'm a part of the problem. Have we told them on here how we chased the cop cars the other day? Where we were sitting at lunch having grilled cheeses at the shack. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we did. And there were cop cars going by. And we followed them. We went and pursued.
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We went like seven miles away from where we should have been. Trying to find the crime scene. Right. Now I want, but I can't look at the ambulance cause I'm afraid I'll see something bad, but I do want to see if we're, you know, what's going on. I just don't want to see like. The product of a dead body.
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And that's so flipped for us because I'm the one that's so into all the gory stuff and you're anti-gory, anti-hospital, anti-blood.
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Oh, my gosh. Speaking of which, I forgot to toot my own horn. Kylie backed me up. So Seth has a splinter. I did surgery today. Got the splinter out. I had to get it all pointing out. So I have to bring Kylie in for this. Yeah, didn't I get it out? Just hold your horses. So I brought my tool kit. I get it all ready, but I can't keep it up out of the skin and pull it out. So I bring Kylie in.
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And as we all know, she's a big pussy. She comes in and I'm like, hey, I need you to take this out. And she's like... And I was like, enough. She got it right out the first try. And first of all, I just want to say, when Kylie, I tried to clean her ears out, she was a big baby. Seth was not a baby. I went in. I got that splinter. You cleaned out Seth's ears? No, no, no.
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I got the splinter out of his finger. Oh, okay. Okay. Kylie was a big titty baby when I tried to clean her ears out. Oh, I wonder if, you know, maybe you could clean Josh's ears out.
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We will see you next Tuesday and Thursday. Fuck off! Wait. Fuck off! There you go.
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Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay. What I've had it with is people that have no urgency in the ATM line. So there's like five cars rolled up waiting on the ATM and the ATM person dicks around with their card. They don't just get their money and put it in the cart. They want to put it in their wallet, make sure it's all organized, count their money. I'm just like...
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You know, it's interesting because I think it's so funny because I just don't see him as a hypochondriac. Well, he is. No, I know. I mean, I went in and I saw him that morning on the sofa and I was like, is it the earwax problem? Yeah. And I said, what's wrong with Josh? And you said, he's got earwax. I was like, he's on the fucking couch because he's got earwax.
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And you're like, oh, no, he's going back today. He's got a twofer. Yeah. Two in two days. Yeah. Two clean outs.
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Ready? One, two, three. Wow. She's back. I mean, I'm back. I even remembered to do it. It didn't startle me that I had to clap like it sometimes does. Patriots, Gatriots, and Vatriots. I thought we weren't doing it. I know.
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As it turns out, you're fine. But doesn't that tell you... How easy, not easy, but I mean, because you have to want it. And Josh really went all in on it that the Munchausen thing and the Munchausen by proxy, if you just keep bugging the shit out of the doctor, they'll do what you want. Well, I think they're also terrified of getting sued. Right. That's what I'm saying.
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The machine's going to give you the money. Move on down the road. If you have an issue, you're going to have to go in the bank anyway. Go, go, go, go, go. There are five people in line. Have some urgency and some self-awareness. It's not the time to clean out your wallet while you're sitting at the ATM machine. I've had it.
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That just kind of makes me so happy, the thought of him having to wear a hearing aid because he is so vain.
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Okay. So I was in court and I was sitting next to this delightful man. And he said, my wife loves your podcast. Can we get a picture? I was like, yeah, sure. And so we took a picture and she immediately responds, oh my gosh, America's greatest legal mind. That's so good. Yeah, that's so good. And you were actually in court. I was in court. She was a lawyer, too.
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I'm going to do it in order this time. That's good. I just thought a great new name of myself. What? Head beaver in charge. HBIC. HBIC. The head beaver in charge. It's really good.
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