Angie Sullivan

All of this is for an audience.

And so this couple that pumps and I have been investigating for, uh,

I don't know, close to 10 years?

Yeah, 10 years.

And it was, I mean, every post was...

And they had nicknames for each other.

And every post, it's like, my pumpkin, and I'm going to keep the real nickname anonymous.

But it's like, my pumpkin just does everything for me.

It's the love of my life.

And I'm talking paragraph long, very Trumpian style with sometimes cap locks, sometimes not, runaway punctuation.

Emojis.

And I said, when this first happened, I said to pumps, I said, it might be high times right now.

It might be cocaine and fantastic sex, but they're going to come off of this thing.

And it's going to be a stage five meltdown of a divorce because there's no way people that online like this, that are that fucking crazy online have a real civil divorce.

Not that civil divorces are that common, but you hear about them.

And so we had dropped the bag on this for quite some time.

I moved to New York, blah, blah.

Well, Pumps and I were on the phone the other day catching up about personal stuff.

And I went back and did an investigation into this couple that not posted about each other in six months.

I think divorce is imminent.