Anna David

Hey, you know, if you're into reality shows, I'm putting together this book.

I can pay you almost nothing, but it'd be really cool if you do it.

All of them wrote back and said, actually, I'm completely obsessed with Dog the Bounty Hunter or American Idol or whatever it is.

The only writer who said, I don't like reality shows, said, I don't actually own a television.

in the next sentence.

Yeah, can you imagine such a thing?

Yeah, no wonder.

I agree.

I know.

Yeah, I agree.

What show were we talking about?

We were talking about Project Runway.

And this woman, Jancy Dunn, who wrote this essay, she's... While you look... I found it.

What, did you want to say something?

I don't think German accents are supposed to be that great.

Not on chicks.

But she's pretty hot.

So, I mean, like, kind of ridiculously so.

I did hear, by the way, and this is, like, hearsay, so I shouldn't repeat it, but, like, that she knows absolutely nothing about fashion and that literally people are sort of whispering in her ear, oh, you're supposed to say this.

That's an A-line skirt or whatever it is.