Annie Elise

To which Gary replied, I think she did it.

She, meaning Darlene.

And that was before they even did this full sweep of the house.

Because when they did that, things got even stranger.

Now, just outside the front door, just lying neatly in a pile, were Keith's guns, the same guns that Darlene said had been stolen, the same ones that this intruder supposedly ran off with.

So I just want to back up for a moment and just kind of think, especially when I first heard that, I was like, wait, someone breaks into a home, shoots a man in his sleep,

steals multiple guns after somehow figuring out how to open the gun cabinet, but then after going through all of that effort just decides to dump them right there outside the door before fleeing on foot?

Yeah, if you're like me, none of that made any sense when I first heard it.

And if Darlene hadn't told the police that they were dealing with a break-in, investigators might never have even guessed that that's what the scene was even supposed to look like or supposed to be.

Because the truth?

It looked a whole lot less like a robbery gone wrong and a whole lot more like somebody was trying way too hard to stage a robbery.

So it seemed like Darlene was definitely hiding something.

The only question was, what was she hiding?

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Look, what's the expression?

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

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