Annie Teicher

I'm not sure about having kids. My best friend just had a baby, a little girl, and she told me she feels like her reason to live is to be a mom. But if your reason to live is to be a mom, and your daughter's reason to live is to be a mom, and her daughter's reason to live is to be a mom, that's called a pyramid scheme. And I'm not picking up on any drumbeat out there to make any more of me.

I can't come close to doing my own taxes. TurboTax asks me the same questions every year, and I still have to call my dad. Like, hey, dad, do I pay railroad union dues? No? Okay. Am I American Samoan? Hello?

About six weeks.

You know, I've always wanted to do it, and I already live here, and it's a great place to see if maybe I can handle it.

Sure.

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