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College holds a mythic place in American culture. But there are stories you won't hear on the campus tours.
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And last but not least from Longacre Elementary, Nancy Seaman.
I can recall a black eye. I recall a black eye. An injury to an arm. And I recall some kind of arm brace.
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Section 31 is just a place for people to bend the rules.
What a cute idea. This is chaos. Let's get messy.
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Even after 45 years in prison, we see very little change on those issues that led you to murder Katina, that led you to do things in prison that offended others. We see very little change.
And yet... Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... The president of the United States.
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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
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You look just like your old man.
A little wordy. I thought it was all right.
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No, his daughter lived up here.
It's working. I don't know what that was, but.
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Coming up, they got five fish. We're in a big team. 30-17, Chase Kaminsky, Jake Runyon. Chase Kaminsky, Jake Runyon, totaling $4,308 in the Open Division.
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The Grammy goes to Lizzo.
It's pretty simple. It sucks.
The Grammy goes to Lizzo.
Pretty shock sounding.
I mean, this is definitely not the way that I expected this to go. I mean, with you guys, I thought that he was making sure I had a flawless credit score here. I mean, realistically, I think depending on the amount of money, anybody could be interested.
Wait a second.
I don't know. I've never really thought about it. Sounds like she's interested in being interested. It's her first opportunity.
Forever? I'm not saying yes 100%, but I am open to thinking about it. Okay. Hey, okay.
Do a whole thing. I think I'll unblock him.
Second Date Update.
Wow.
Yeah.
Second date update.
Oh, yeah. No, I definitely blocked him on purpose.
Okay, well, I guess to start with, I thought he'd show up with his dog, too.
Why would you assume that? Well, because we met up to walk our dogs, so I thought, but we met up to walk my dog. He literally just wanted to walk with me while I walked my dog.
I was surprised, but I got over it quick. It wasn't that big of a deal.
Well, then he asks me, so what's your credit score? Should I be worried?
He actually wanted to know.
No, I didn't tell him. I thought it was so out of line.
Yeah, it was really quick. I mean, I don't even know that we should be talking about that on a fifth or a sixth date.
Oh, absolutely. I mean, 15 minutes in and he's asking me about my finances.
We both just kind of laughed it off, but he definitely still seemed like he seriously wanted to know. Okay.
See, I knew you were joking. I knew you actually wanted to know my credit score.
Jenna, do you know what he's talking about? I mean, it sounds like he's looking to be my sugar daddy. That's how it sounds to us, I think.
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Oh, that's her man now. This is terrible.
It's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's Awkward Tuesday phone call.
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It's Awkward. It's Tuesday. It's Awkward Tuesday phone call.
Okay.
It's Awkward. It's Tuesday. It's Awkward Tuesday. It's Awkward Tuesday.
Exactly. Yes. Drinks on Jacob. Cool.
It's Tuesday. It's Awkward Tuesday phone call.
We'll do the second date update for you right after this. Second date update.
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Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
It's Awkward. It's Tuesday. It's Awkward Tuesday phone call.
All right, hold on. It's Awkward. It's Tuesday. It's Awkward Tuesday phone call.
I'm Mark Seale. And I'm Nathan King. This is Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli.
Second date update.
I'm Mark Seale. And I'm Nathan King. This is Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli.
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Hey!
Second Date Update.
Second Date Update.
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I don't even understand. Your mom is chaperoning your dates?
Yeah.
This is like more twisted than I even imagined. There's no scam here. We'll pay for everything. Let her go out with her mom.
Second Date Update.
Second date update.
Yeah, that was a scam.
What?
No. No, I think she's got some kind of operation she's running.
Well, all right. We went to a sushi restaurant. We ordered a ton of food.
So at the end, the bill came and, you know, I have a policy. I'll pay for the first day, usually more than that. I just think it's the right thing to do.
Although, I mean, we had a big night. We ordered a lot of food. So the guy came and she put down her card, too. And I was like, all right, thank God that one, I don't have to pay for this all. But two, that that's nice of her to like I said, I get it. But then she threw down her card. So I was like, all right, that's cool of her.
Well, but hold on because the bill came and I got my card back and I saw I had still been charged for everything. What? And I had a quick moment of what's happening. And then he turned to her and said, and here's your loyalty card. What?
That's pretty smart.
Oh my God. I saved the scam because I just suddenly got a flash of her taking like every internet guy to this one place and like racking up this card.
You just said you picked the place.
Wait a minute.
Have you taken other internet dates to that same place?
If you keep saying it's not worth it, then why would you bother putting down your card?
Second date update.
He just has to be blindfolded. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We are Theresa and Nemo and that's why we switched to Shopify.
There we go.
Second date update.
Second date update.
Second date update.
The Grammy goes to Lizzo.
Second date update.
Okay.
Because you sound so wild on the phone.
You know what?
Bye.
I'm proud of her for not. I know.
Second date update.
Second date update.
Yeah.
Oh, that is so unattractive, isn't it?
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley Season 1.
I was becoming the bridge between Jeremy Scott and the son he'd never known.
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I was becoming the bridge between Jeremy Scott and the son he'd never known.
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley Season 1.
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Second date update.
Where is Jack Harlow? Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Harlow.
So we need to get to know you. Okay.
Because, as he says, there are plenty of verifiable facts to show that we haven't been told the entire truth about what happened. He sat down with Jefferson Morley, journalist, author, and the co-founder of the sub-stack JFK Facts, for a fascinating discussion. Their conversation after this.
Was it the CIA? The FBI? The U.S. military industrial complex? The Cuban government? The KGB? The American mafia? The Ku Klux Klan? A French crime syndicate pushing heroin? Was it some combination of the above? Or was it really, as they say, a lone gunman? We could be closer to answers than ever before.
The FBI has found more than 2,000 brand new records related to John F. Kennedy's assassination. What do they include? Why did it take so long to find them? And how many will be made public? We're just as curious as you are. Maybe by the time you're listening to this, we'll know.
Thank you for tuning in to conspiracy theories, a Spotify podcast. We're here with a new episode every Wednesday. Be sure to check us out on Instagram at the conspiracy pod. If you're listening on the Spotify app, swipe up and give us your thoughts or email us at conspiracy stories at Spotify dot com. Thanks again to Jefferson Morley for his time and insights.
If you enjoyed the interview, you'll love his books. Until next time, remember, the truth isn't always the best story. And the official story isn't always the truth. This episode was produced by Julian Guaro and Nick Johnson.
But given all the excitement, we wanted to resurface a conversation our team had about what may have happened that day in Dallas, Texas, November 1963. And just as curiously, what has happened since. Enjoy. Enjoy. Welcome to Conspiracy Theories, a Spotify podcast. I'm Carter Roy. You can find us here every Wednesday. Be sure to check us out on Instagram at The Conspiracy Pod.
And we would love to hear from you. If you're listening on the Spotify app, swipe up and give us your thoughts. Something you might not know about me is I once played a man obsessed with JFK's assassination in a film called The Umbrella Man. Much like my character, our colleague Julian Boirot has long been obsessed with JFK conspiracy theories. He uses the term loosely, though.
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Hey, good morning.
Prosecutors said bad blood, as Taylor Swift might say.
We, the jury, duly impaled and sworn, find the defendant, Nicole Erin Rice, not guilty... Is this the jury's verdict? Can you calm down a little bit, please? Is this the jury's verdict?
This was supposed to be a great buzzer beater game last night. Hope your brackets are still intact.
We, the jury, find Dana Chandler guilty of murder in the first degree as charged in count one.
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Yeah, I'm still going to do it. Limited diarrhea. Limited.
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So the waivers.
Spontaneous congratulations. Yes.
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I got one more kid. Spontaneous congratulations. I knew this was coming.
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I would be too.
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Please welcome to the stage, former First Lady Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson.
Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Van Vliet!
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Patrick Callahan. Here you are. This is it. You're in it. A big house in the big house.
What exactly is your... What do you eat to be shaped like that exactly? It's a very specific shape. You have the arms of a normal-sized man. You have the kind of head and neck of a normal-sized guy. And even the chest, I dare say, is normal-sized. And then all of a sudden, it gets crazy.
How do you... When you... Oh, a lot of people in Nashville cheer for losing and regaining weight. I guess that's a pastime here. This is incredible. That's what it's all about, dude. Oh, my goodness. What's up? This is incredible. So how did you lose the weight? Let's start with gain the weight. Your mom's cooking?
You do. You look like Kid Rocky Road. This is incredible. Yeah, I get melted ice cream pretty much. Thanks, Red Band. We got Red Band and Lap Band. Red Band and Bread Pan. That's me. I love it. How long you been doing stand-up, Patrick? Almost two years. Almost two years. All of it here in Nashville? In Dayton. Dayton? Yeah. Wow. You seem like you haven't been dating anybody your whole life.
Oh, okay. I'm guessing that's where the kitchen is. I think her name is Wendy. True. I love it. I love it. You guys live together? Uh, yeah. Yeah. What's your house? Is it a white castle?
Pretty cool, right? All right. Amazing. Wow. How long you been doing that for? Ten years. Ten years fixing ice machines. It's sad. Yeah, I know.
Wow. You really set your standards very high. Amazing. So you fart sometimes? Is that what you're saying? Sometimes, yeah. I have a cool soundboard. Incredible. Do you have any special skills or talents that would surprise us? We just found out Martin Phillips can kind of tap dance.
I know. Wow, people hated your train whistle.
Amazing, Patrick. Amazing. Well, congratulations. You did get pulled out of the bucket. What do you guys think? Big or little? How many of you think big? How many of you think little? How many of you like it when comedians do good on the show? How many of you like it when comedians do bad on the show? Oh, you are evil fucks. Let's go medium for you, huh? There you go. It's his first time. Oh, no.
It's his first time ever, ever, ever getting a medium. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, do we got a replay of that? Oh, we have the great Anthony Giordano in the director's truck telling me that we have a replay. We love replaying when people don't catch the books. Oh, there it is, right off his hands. Let's see it there. Play a little, give me a little goofy horn on this.
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AJ Jackson brought a human with him. Yeah, he did. Make some noise one more time for AJ Jackson.
No reaction. Dee, you don't even smile. You got fucking 15,000 people going crazy. You're sitting there with a straight face. There you are, you son of a bitch. How about one more time for our little opening act, our little crowd warm-up? Wynonna Judd! What kind of fucking dreamland are we in? We might stay here. Why don't we do a residency in Nashville for a while, huh?
All right. We're going to stop you right there, AJ. Holy shit.
Sure thing. Okay, AJ, let's just talk about it here. First of all, this is the first time in the show's history where the dog did a better job than the comedian. We love the dog. I see why he was trying to get away from you the entire set. Absolutely embarrassing. Yes, sir. How long have you been doing stand-up comedy?
A little less than a year. And you came out 2025 in an arena with Forrest Gump and Power Rangers references. Those are two of my favorite things. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Still two of your favorite things. 30 years. That's called autism. Are you just call yourself autistic? Are you really autistic? I'm self-diagnosed. I don't know if you've seen our autistic people on Kill Tony.
Seems like you got a lot of excuses for being just a boring, normal dude. I'm autistic, I'm ADD, look at my dog. I got nothing, Power Rangers. Have you been diagnosed by a doctor with any of these things? Not doctor. Right. Not doctor. Right. Just ex-girlfriends.
Guys, save your boos. Save your boos until I ask for them. It's psychotic to just constantly boo.
Okay. I really can't help you. I'm trying to get them to not boo you. Every single thing you say is... Terrible to say here. There's nothing good about Tulsa. I get it, I get it, I get it. Do you like country music? That's the wrong answer. This is incredible. I think if we would have planned this, if I'm like, okay, I'm going to create a heel that the crowd's just going to hate.
That's literally why I asked that. I'm like, I'm just going to give them a fucking beach ball here.
Don't fucking... God. So creepy for you to literally spell it out like that. Yeah, you know, I was looking for something. So what's the deal with the dog? Is this just... He's a support animal. He is completely not trained. No, he's just chilling. Definitely not. He's adorable. We love him. Everybody loves him. We kind of want to save him from you. Yes. But... He's not an emotional support animal.
As long as there's peanut butter on there. I wonder if he'll catch the little joke book. Can the dog catch things? Does it ever catch anything?
If I hit the dog in the face with a joke book, I'm going to feel bad. Ozzy. Ozzy, look. Ozzy. Ozzy. Marshall. Ozzy. This dog. Ozzy, look over here. Oh, my God. Have you ever taken this thing on a fucking airplane before? Never an airplane.
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It's got to be terrifying. There's 20,000 people here.
Ozzy, look. Show us how to pose for the camera. This is the least trained dog I've ever seen in my entire life. I've seen Costa Rican street dogs that are better trained than this thing. Hey, look at this. All right, you take it. Ready? Boom. Wow, he caught it.
AJ, get the fuck out of here. You don't get to fucking fist bump Kid Rock after that. Okay, so let's have a quick chat real quick. Save the boos for when they really, really, really, really deserve them. Granted, AJ deserved it, but... Goddamn. See? Sweet Heidi, like a piece of ginger in between rotten sushi bites, just cleanses the room like a sage princess.
All right, you guys ready for bucket pool number three? Yeah! Okay. But don't boo until the 60 seconds is up. Deal? There's some people booing me saying, don't boo. It's pretty crazy. But, all right, here we go. Remember, if you boo the whole time, the rest of the world's going to make fun of your city for being a shitty audience, and you don't want that. Little insider trading information.
Okay, you can boo if you want to. We get paid the same amount no matter how much you boo. Ladies and gentlemen, your third bucket poll goes by the name of Ryan Adam. Ryan Adam. Come on, we gotta get a good bucket pool outta here.
There we go. Look at that. Look at that. An amazing set. Ryan Adam has arrived to the Kill Tony universe. Yes, sir. I love it. You stayed in the pocket. There were 10 retards that still tried to boo during your setup at the top of the set. You plowed through it. You hit your punchlines. You killed it. You did it. Our first good bucket pool of the night, Ryan Adam. Incredible, Ryan.
How long have you been doing stand-up? I'm going on seven years. Seven years. Perfect. All of it here in Nashville?
I love it. Congratulations. That's the way to do it. For my birthday. This is your birthday today? My birthday. Happy birthday, buddy. Fuck yeah.
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What's that? I mean, I have one in my ass right now, but tell the crowd what it is.
You really have one of these? Shut the fuck up. What do you do with it? I used it once, but like I said... What did you use? On your butt? No, no, no.
He's not even paying attention.
Okay, very good. All right, Red Band. He also looks like the goalie from the Big Green right now somehow. Okay, so Ryan Adam, let's talk about it. You're born and raised in Atlanta?
Yeah. And what do you do for fun? You got a girlfriend, a boyfriend? Are you really gay?
Fun fact. Comedy. Every bike's a dirt bike if you use the showstopper right beforehand. Yeah. The old muddy trails. Oh, yeah. I love it, Ryan. Before we get you out of here, tell us something crazy about your life or childhood or something that would surprise us about you.
Ah. Wow, a huge pop in Nashville for Crystal Meth, ladies and gentlemen. Crystal Meth. You can't even make it up. The crowd goes wild for Meth, of all things. Absolutely incredible. They booed almost everything all night. You mentioned Meth once, the place goes nuts. Kid Rock.
Oh, my goodness. Incredible. He was breaking bread and breaking bad at the same time. Yeah, pretty much, yeah. Amazing. Pretty much that. What does he do now?
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I love it. That's making it 30 minutes south of Atlanta. And what does your fiance do?
Wow. Look at that. Is she here?
Oh, she's dead. Yeah. Well, she's going to love to see how good you did here tonight in an arena in Nashville, Tennessee. Yeah, custom-made Nashville joke books by the great Bones Eye, who's in attendance, live in the flesh right here. There you go, my friend. Ryan Adam, your first killer of the night. Other than Martin Phillips, of course.
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And now it is time for one of the regulars of the show, your first regular of the night, an absolute sensation, a once-in-a-generation talent that we watch write and perform a new minute every single week. Nashville, I present to you the Nashville Arena debut of Cam Patterson!
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All right, all right. I mean, in his defense, we've never seen you dress quite so slavey before.
This is a whole new look. Wait a minute! You came out with OJ's glove on your head.
This magic trick brought to you by Hennessy. Sorry about that. We got Hennessy in Tennessee. What the hell are you about to do? There is no winning this. You're about to just spill a bunch of water on a stage. Okay, okay, before... Okay, good. I did it! That is incredible.
I'm putting this... Wow. Yeah, that is incredible. You're a crazy... That's a... You are like a real magician, Cam. I'm a magic nigga, man. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm magic, dog. I always thought you were more of a David Copper house, not a David Copper field, if you know what I mean. It flew over their heads, but I got what you was saying.
It's a lot of math, but it'll hit you on your drive back to Atlanta or whatever. It's as close as I could get to saying the N word. Okay, forget it. Anyway... Absolutely incredible, Cam. Your magic, the jokes. Mark Norman, what do you think about this guy? That was fun. I didn't know you were a prop guy.
Well done. That is amazing. He's been on this magic kick. I saw him backstage. He made a whole rotisserie chicken disappear. Rip it through the glass. Oh, shit. Yeah.
Yeah, it's cool, right? We have state-of-the-art technology. Oh, shit. What the fuck?
It's actually a mug shot that we took it off of. Kid Rock, this is your first time seeing the great Cam Patterson.
He's got a lot of energy, this little guy. That is one way of putting it. That is one way of putting it. This is the best shit ever, man. Absolutely.
It is. A lot of these bridal showers give second and third wedding vibes. I don't know if you're feeling the same thing. Feels like very few first weddings happen.
Oh, my God. Big lady. You guys know how to spot him like Doppler radars over here. He's like, big lady, big lady, big lady, big lady. Oh, my goodness. Hell yeah. Look who's got the front row. Hell yeah. These two have the best... Big lady.
You're going to hell, . Those two people have the best free seats in the house. You chose the wrong show to come 30 minutes late.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. It's good. I love it. The first bucket pool put a wig on and sat in the front row. You gotta love it. Absolutely incredible. A tornado and a tomato. Hell yeah. Oh, my goodness. Cam, it's amazing. That is, I can't believe you were able to get the punchline to your joke to show up to the front row. That's a Tennessee Titan.
This guy's got, this guy's the one that gets in between those legs every night. Hell yeah. Every night, every night he goes from Nashville to Rashville. Oh, this is Kill Tony Tyson.
You know, we have two totally different shows between tonight and tomorrow night. Not easy to select, not easy to decide exactly who you're gonna have on a Friday night in Nashville. And I gotta tell ya, I don't think I could have possibly have booked this fucking thing any better and any cooler. You are in for a treat. Ladies and gentlemen, your first guest, who's going to be with us all night,
We love it. You know what I'm gonna do? Here's a big joke book. Check this out. This is for her. Oh, it's over. It's over. Here's another one. Boom. That's a good fucking catch. Cam Patterson, you did it again, you fucking stud. Make some goddamn noise for the young star! 25 years old, a juggernaut, and you found him right here on Kill Tony. You guys ready for another bucket pool? Here we go.
We're having fun here in the fucking dirty south here in Nashville, Tennessee. Make some noise for your next comedian. This is, without a doubt, his name is Chris Dunn, everybody. Here comes Chris Dunn.
Wow. I mean, let's just look at the science behind what just happened here. Just for people watching, wondering how comedy works in a crowd like this. And for the perhaps, where are the bucket pools at? Where are the comedians at? Over there? Fuck yeah. Take note, you cannot leave pauses for laughter if there is no laughter. It's my wife's time of the month. I pay the bills.
Sorry. No doubt about it. You kind of did everything wrong there, Chris. Sorry about that. Apologies don't matter at this point. You're in the eye of the storm, my friend. How long have you been doing stand-up? Under two years, just under two years. Under two years. Well, much like your last name, I do believe your career is done now. What do you do for work?
34. 34, and you're an Uber delivery driver. Mark Norman?
So how did life end up like this? How did you end up 34, a white guy, Uber delivering,
Not professionally, no. But what did you do when you were doing it professionally? What instrument were you playing? Drums. What type of band were you in?
But you decided to not do it anymore?
Do you think you're better at drums than you are comedy? Right now, yeah. You guys think we should have a fucking Mexican drum off right now? Well, well, well. Let me explain how this works to the great Kid Rock.
We have a tradition on this show where if it just so happens to be that a comedian knows how to play the drums, well, then they get a 20 to 30 second drum solo and compete with the house drummer. And they go solo versus solo. And at the end of the Mexican drum off, the crowd decides who they like more. If Chris Dunn wins,
The rules are that he becomes the new drummer for Kill Tony and has to move to Austin, Texas, and literally be the drummer every week. I can already tell the crowd hates this idea. They love Michael Gonzalez. But let's see what's gonna happen. Ladies and gentlemen, going first, this is Chris Dunn. He lost a stick there at one point.
One of the best, one of the best comedians in the world, a sniper, a genius. You know him, you love him. Make some fucking noise for the great and powerful Mark Norman. Yeah, right there, baby. Mark Norman. Hell yeah. Let's fucking go. Smoking his cigar backwards, ladies and gentlemen. What a badass motherfucker. Well, you might as well stay up.
Doesn't get much more embarrassing than that unless you count the set that he had earlier. All right. We got a little replay of him losing his stick. Let's see that real quick, Anthony. Let's see it. Absolutely embarrassing. Everything's going okay, and then God... Oh, and it hits him in the head. Jesus, we didn't even notice that the first time. Let's see it again. See the replay up there?
It's unbelievable. I mean, even God himself is like, nope. Look at that. All right, here to defend his throne, undefeated all time in Mexican Drum Ops, this is the legend himself, the one true Mexican king, Michael Gonzalez! Oh, boy. I mean, what can I say? Kid Rock noticed your Bell Bibb DeVoe homage in there. How many of you have Chris Dunn winning the Mexican Drum Off?
How many of you have Michael Gonzalez winning? Well, well, well. I wish there was an even smaller joke book I could give you, Chris. This is a stunning, stunning performance. Congratulations. It could have gone any way, but it went terrible for you, Chris. That's the heart, that's the nature of the beast, the thumping heart of Kill Tony, and you are a prime example of fuck.
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Oh my God, wait a second. Wait a second. That's feminist Stacey. Oh my God. Wait a second. We know this lady from the first few hundred episodes of the show, Feminist Stacey, one of the famous old band members of Feminist out of Los Angeles, California. How did you become one of the bucket pool girls, Feminist Stacey?
Oh, my God. I cannot even imagine what that pussy looks like. Your beard is unkempt, feminist Stacey.
Because I'm warning you right fucking now, this roof is about to explode. As I bring to the stage a first-time guest in the history of the show, a man who I've wanted on this show since the very first episode, Who better in Music City, USA, than perhaps one of the funniest, coolest musicians of all time, Nashville? I present to you, live, in the flesh, Nashville's own Kid Rock!
Oh, Jesus. You are extra angry tonight. Look at you. You savage beast. It's amazing, all the booze that we've gotten tonight, the place is completely quiet for a feminist in fucking Nashville. Feminist Stacey, what are you up to?
Oh, my God. Why do you make these faces? Oh, no, don't do that, Feminist Stacey. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, disgusting.
No, don't do it, Stacey. I'll do it, I'll do it. No, don't do it. Anyone else hard? Feminist Stacey looks a lot like Jeremiah Watkins, the former band leader of this show out of Los Angeles, California. Many global tours under his belt. Now doing, of course, all of his own shows, working with Dr. Phil, working with the goddamn Comedy Jam, working with fucking...
Really, he's part of every fucking comedy show in the world. And it's good to see your face. Bucket pool number five will indeed be next. How about one more time for feminist Stacey? I love you, Nashville! Yikes. A little blast from the past of Kill Tony. All right, your next bucket bowl, make some noise. Oh, Jesus Christ, can't we all do this at once? All right, here they are.
We're keeping it moving. Thank you, ladies. How about one more time for Heidi and Val? Goddamn. I mean, Heidi's ass is unbelievably ridiculous. Usually I can keep it professional and not audibly say that, but how about one more time for Heidi's ass, everyone? You can tell America is back by the sweet cakes of Heidi's ass.
All right, your next bucket poll goes by the name of Mitch Kralinger, everyone. 60 seconds uninterrupted for Mitch Kralinger.
Dork! A very oceanic set. What's your question exactly? I'm curious to know.
You didn't go over your time. You just talked about dorky ocean shit for 60 seconds.
Yeah. Exactly. That was fucking odd. How long you been doing stand-up? About a year and a half. A year and a half. Is all of your material that you've written ocean stuff?
What exactly about the sea are you passionate about? I don't know. It's what I do for a living. What do you do for a living?
So what exactly is your job at the aquarium or whatever?
They hate the ocean. I mean, yeah, nobody really gives a fuck. It's giant bodies of water and nothing seems to really be changing drastically. Tennessee is landlocked, motherfucker.
I used to live in Tennessee. I used to live in Tennessee. Where do you live now? I live in Atlanta. Okay. All right. Here we go. Okay, what's a redeeming, exciting quality about you? Is there anything that fucking isn't aquarium related? Because much like an aquarium, you are tanking right now.
Whoa, that's actually crazy. I've never heard of such a thing. Look right out there at that red light on that camera and do one ear at a time. Let's see what we got here. Kid Rock. Oh, wait, you can do it? Oh, my God. Wait, Kid Rock can do it. Holy shit. Kid Rock has 145 more talents than you. That's incredible. Kid Rock, international fucking superstar for three-plus decades.
Hell yeah. Wow. Mitch Kralinger. And so you thought that some of that aquatic material was just going to crush this arena tonight? Uh, no. OK. So you kind of were planning on doing bad? Well, you know. chances of getting on her, you know. So I was like, well, you know, I got my marine. Let me ask you this, Mitch. I got my stuff. You're here right now. You're still here. You're still in it.
Are you glad you signed up? Yes. Okay. Well, at least you have a good attitude. Ladies and gentlemen, Mitch Krallinger, everybody. We are running out of little tiny joke books fast. Bones eyes, nowhere to be found. I think he might be in the back sewing some up right now. This is unprecedented, the amount of little joke books that are going out.
We get to take a break from bucket pools for just a moment. And this is a very special moment. moment, ladies and gentlemen, because this spot was given out to this person many, many months ago because it was decided as soon as we knew we were doing the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville that this specific all-time great golden ticket winner deserved a spot here. She is from Nashville, Tennessee.
One of the all-time great Golden Ticket winners, her first time here at Bridgestone Arena, make some noise for the great and powerful Fiona Collins! Wait a second. She looks better than ever. That's Heidi.
Fiona Cawley. Let's check in with Mark Norman first.
Holy shit. That is, without a doubt, your Doritos joke of the night, ladies and gentlemen. Wow. Fiona, how amazing is this? You're here in your hometown, down the street from your home club. You have some family in attendance, I do believe. You look fantastic.
Goddamn right. Kid Rock meet Kid Roll. If you guys were in a band, that would be the name, Rock and Roll.
How exciting that you're officially engaged.
Amazing. Amazing. Is your father gonna roll you down the aisle?
This is one of those moments that can only happen on this fucking show, this magical dialogue.
Hell yeah. I love it. Um, seriously, though, is your father in your life? Is that how that works? Does he kind of, like, is he just gonna, like, hold your joystick and push it slightly forward and walk alongside of you? How does this work exactly?
Well, we have good news for you. We are here at Bridgestone Arena, and the great people at Bridgestone have donated a new set of tires for... It is incredible. So you can go through any type of weather, ice. If the snow tries to stop you, you will plow right through it. It is incredible.
That's a really good point. When did your dad, was he ever part of your life? He was, yes. And then when you got sick with this debilitating disease, he hit the road?
Oh, jeez, I was kidding. Oh, my God. Every once in a while, I ask a question. You just find out the sad truth all together. You know, why don't you, I bet he ends up watching this. Why don't you look at that camera and talk, tell your dad exactly how you feel.
We are here. Kid Rock in the fucking house. An amazing time is about to be had in beautiful Nashville, Tennessee. Kid Rock, Mark Norman, you guys know how it works. Over 200 human beings signed up for the chance to be selected out of this bucket. They get 60 seconds on the stage. You know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten.
Yeah, I like that storyline. Goddamn right. He didn't walk out on you. You rolled out on him.
Fiona, you are an absolute fuckin' icon. You are, I mean, in this little Kill Tony universe, you might be one of the most beloved people, and tonight you came out fuckin' guns a-blazin' and absolutely crushed it. I've been so looking forward to this for you, and it's awesome. You did it. The American dream. How loud can this place get for the great Fiona Cauley, huh? We can stand. Hot wheels!
All right. I do believe we have a bucket pool in the back. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a one-word name. Make some noise for Maniac, ladies and gentlemen. Maniac. It's a one-word name. This should be interesting. All right. Actually, this is Matt Adkins. They weren't able to find Maniac, I guess, and they handed me the piece of paper, so this is Matt Adkins. One more time for Matt Adkins.
Welcome to the show, Matt. Thank you so much, Tony. How long you been doing stand-up?
Okay. Absolutely. What do you do for fun?
I love it. How about drugs? You look like you've done every drug except for a daily multivitamin.
That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood Bear. which brutally interrupts them. I conduct an interview. We have some fun. We meet them all at once. The whole thing's improvised. Anything can happen. Who's ready to start tonight's fucking show? I have selected the first bucket pool of the night.
That's actually happened to Red Band. He just overdosed on the Wendy's one time. Oh, shit. Got a little blood sugar attack, didn't you, big boy? Come on. I love it. Tell us the craziest thing about your life, other than your near overdose, that you would find interesting.
Did it change you? Did you notice a difference? Did it give you any special powers or anything?
Can we see how fast you can, can you put the mic in the mic stand and show us some of the quick movements that you can do?
All right. Matt Adkins, I like your style. Here's a big Nashville joke book, my friend. Lightning does strike twice. Another drop joke book by Matt Adkins. All right. We finally wrangled a one-word name all the way from section 104, row B, seat 12. We thought we had... What was that? Mark, you're throwing plates over there.
While we go wrangle them, I have one of our great golden ticket winners ready to get us started with a brand new minute. And by great golden ticket winner, I mean perhaps the greatest golden ticket winner in the history of the show. Ladies and gentlemen, on an absolute hot streak, to get us started tonight, this is the unstoppable force known as Martin Phillips.
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for the long-awaited Maniac, ladies and gentlemen. The Kill Tony debut of Maniac.
Wow. Maniac. Holy shit. Look at the energy on this guy. Incredible. Mark Norman, what do you think?
You know the one. All right. Maniac, you are energized. Are you on Adderall or something? No, sir. No, sir. Just manic. This is just natural. Yeah. You're manic. Yeah. Do you have high highs and low lows?
Yes, sir. How often do these manic episodes happen for you?
You're very honest. A lot of people that come up here with bipolar disorder are not aware of it at all.
He's got ups and downs syndrome. So let's talk about it. How long you been doing stand-up? Four months to next week. Four months, wow. Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir. One of the least experienced comedians out of everyone, yet somehow you stayed in the pocket delivering your stuff super well. into it. Yes, sir. You didn't lose traction. Nothing threw you off at any point.
Yes, sir. Okay. And you said that you're married, which is very surprising. Yes, sir. Married with seven kids. You have seven kids? Yes, I do. Yes, sir. Holy shit.
Wow. This is amazing. How's the 18-year-old turning out?
Yeah. Yeah. This is feline Musk. Yeah. Wow. So what do you normally do when you have this kind of manic energy, when you're not building tree houses or doing stand-up? What do you do with it?
Is it positive? Let's see some shadow boxing from Maniac. I got to see it. I want to see your form. Put that mic in the mic stand there. Let's see what we got. Whoa, he's a southpaw, huh? Okay. All right, little tippy-tappy. All right. Incredible.
What's the... How do you, as a father, because I cannot picture you as a father to an 18-year-old girl. Yeah, it's wild. Has she ever brought any boys home or anything like that? No, she's gay. Yeah, we rockin' out to Harlem, yeah. She came...
It's all a father can really ask for. I love it. You talk about that on stage? No, not yet. Just now. You should. That's great. And it's personal to you. Yes, sir. Amazing. Amazing. So you were truly pleased when she told you that she was gay?
So what would you say if the 14-year-old boy told you that he was gay?
Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said he suffers from epilepsy? Epilepsy.
I like your fucking style, maniac. It's incredible. We got one big joke book for you, buddy. Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir. Got it. Appreciate you, big dog. Let's keep it moving along. Before we get back to this bucket, ladies and gentlemen, I must warn you, this place is about to get very loud. I'm bringing up another regular, and it's a very special regular indeed.
This man has been an icon in this show's history. And soon, I'm sure, we will be able to get him his United States citizenship.
Ari Mati, for the record, with a new minute, 55 seconds. This guy never misses, never takes a show off, and goes above and beyond, basically doing two sets at once, almost a two-minute long set. Of course, we let our regulars go as long as they want. Ari, how the fuck did that feel? You just did it again, buddy. Thank you.
Tell us, what do you love about it?
There is a very real thing that happens. That Hattie B ass. Yep. There's a belt. There's a big white girl ass belt. I noticed it because I'm from Ohio, and then when we went to LA, everybody from Ohio that moved to California noticed that there's a fucking flat drop-off. Girls from California tend to have no ass. No ass. California, no ass. Right. No assville. Texas, they got good asses.
But here, and here, and up into Ohio, I'm sure Kid Rock actually knows. He actually probably has a map from his... A pirate ship-like map of what... White girls' asses sizes around the globe.
You gotta love it. Where are my white girls with jean shorts and fat asses tonight? Anywhere? This girl's raising her hand. How are we supposed to believe that? Get on your chair, you slut. I'm kidding.
I guess everyone is. No one's beating our sweet little fucking tomato pie up here. Hell yeah. Hey, Kool-Aid!
Yeah. It is a wild shirt. Did you get that from, what, a vintage store or something?
People will buy that. That's merch.
What else do you have fun up your sleeve here in Nashville? Any other big plans? Fuck, I don't know. You been eating good while you're here?
It has bourbon, tacos, barbecue. It is a healthy flow here. You know, normally you go on the road and your body kind of clenches up a little bit. You know, you tend to retain. If you're a comedian out on weekends, it takes a day or two for you to come up with the solid shit. Not in Nashville. Not in Nashville.
Country fried fucking steak and eggs at the Sundiner, my favorite breakfast here in Nashville. And right afterwards, both times, today and yesterday, I'm just speeding back to the hotel. It is unbelievable. They got that gumball. They really do.
I love it. Ari Matty, you are a goddamn superstar.
You did it again. You did it again, folks. The juggernaut, the Estonian assassin, Ari Matty. We're trying to get him his American citizenship. It's a lot harder than you think it would be. You could probably make a call, right? Kid Rock knows a guy. Ooh la la. Heidi and Val absolutely killing it tonight. Time for bucket pool number eight.
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Ryan Sharp, everybody. Here we go. You guys still having fun out there? Here he is, Ryan Sharp.
Yikes. So, Ryan Sharp basically saying that, blah, blah, blah, blah, you have a roommate, and your roommate showed you his butthole once. You could have done that in five seconds. It took you 60. Okay. You're 23. How long have you been doing stand-up? About a year. Amazing. So, is that your best joke? Uh, yeah. Really?
I got... Do you have anything shorter? Do you have, like, one short joke? Do you have, like, something that's, like, 10 or 20 seconds long where it's like... No. How is that possible? You must have one joke that has nothing to do with your roommate just showing you his butthole. I'm rooting for you here. I'm trying to help you. 23... There must be something, right?
You got a one-liner or something. Shut the fuck up. Who boos a 23-year-old, you fucking dorks? Shut up. None of you chased your dreams at 22, so stop being a faggot, okay? Stop it. You could boo the fucking 40-year-olds that have been doing it eight years, but don't boo a 23-year-old one year in. And that's coming from me. You got a short joke? Pull your dick out.
Okay, we're going to create you a short joke right now just by asking you the right questions about your life. You ready? You just got to answer honestly. You're 23. Did you go to school? No, I dropped out. Of college? No, 10th grade. Okay, sweet. You dropped out of 10th grade. What made you drop out of high school at 10th grade? The prison system. Tell us more.
Martin Phillips getting us started here tonight. I love it, Martin. You are, this is a very special look.
Yep, that'll do it. Have you been selling drugs since then?
16, and they kept you there until you were 19? Yeah.
You were like the oldest kid in juvie.
Really? Yeah. I've never even heard of such a thing, keeping a 19-year-old in that system. Okay. All right. So you're a shitty drug dealer. What do you do for work now?
Hell yeah. Let's talk about it. Hell yeah. How long have you been a manager at Chipotle? About six months. Where is the Chipotle, Pittsburgh? Yes. Most of the people that work for you, are they white, Mexican? Mostly black. Okay, we're getting closer now. We're almost to the joke, can you guys feel it? A lot of black people working for you at a place. And what's that like, Ryan?
Feels good to have, no, I'm joking. I love it, he stopped himself and said, I'm joking. You did it. That's a joke. Feels good to have black people working for you. Doesn't it?
When you tell them what to do, do they always listen to you? You seem like you'd be kind of easy to bully.
When you say you're the most well-rounded manager... I mean it more way than one.
Sure. But what are the other managers like? Braindead and retarded. Wow. Let me be the first to tell you, you're fired. You no longer work at Chipotle. That's a wrap.
What do you do for fun, Ryan? You're 23, you're in Pittsburgh. What do you do when you want to get wild?
Sure. Other than comedy, is there something else that you're into? Any other hobbies? Music. What do you do musically?
Hell yeah. I fucking love it. You look like if Brokeback Mountain had an actual broken back.
You sing? What was that? You ever sing? No, no. What do you do exactly?
All right. Incredible. Most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? Besides this.
No. All right! Do you have any special moves in the bedroom that you do? Have you ever done a trick that works for you? Do you have any special things you do to please a woman in the bedroom? I'm pretty sure that's called sexual harassment nowadays. No, not if she consents, Ryan. I'm saying that when you're having sex with a consenting woman, do you have any tricks or anything that you do?
Any special maneuvers? The Eater Burrito Bowl? Yeah.
That's my special go-to. Jesus Christ, Ryan, you are crazy. This is wild. Do you love doing stand-up?
There you go. I guess that's about as good as it's gonna fucking get with the styles of Ryan Clark, ladies and gentlemen. There he goes.
There's a couple dudes raised their hands. One guy.
Ryan Clark's sick beats. That is something to imagine. Ladies and gentlemen, it's perfect that that set was pretty lackluster because I have something on deck that you're not going to fucking believe. Not only is this one of the greatest regulars in the history of the show, he also happens to be one of only three living members of the Kill Tony Hall of Fame.
This is a very special surprise drop in from Kill Tony Legend, one of the greatest regulars in the history of the show, one of the greatest roasters on planet Earth.
David Lucas. Yeah. Martin Luther King-size comedy.
Hell yeah. Your sweat is streaming everywhere right now.
Uh, Kid Rock, uh... What's up, Kid Rock? What's happening, bro? Kid Rock, of course, friends with the greatest president of the United States of America. A fun fact about David Lucas that you might not have guessed by looking at him is that David, surprisingly, is right wing, right thigh, and right breast.
You know how to tap dance? It's just walking, you know? Oh, okay. Well, why don't you put the mic on the floor? Let's see if we can pick it up. Hell, yeah. Oh, shit, this is a first in Kill Tony history. Who better to be our first tap dancer than the... Styling support.
Hell yeah. We had fun last night at the Southern White House. David was at the Southern Waffle House.
I love it. David, you are a beast. Hell yeah, bro. How you been enjoying Nashville?
It is true. We went from R.E. Matty to R.E. Fatty. This is incredible.
It is fitting that you're here at Bridgestone Arena since you are burnt rubber.
David's been eating lunch at Hattie B's and dinner at Hepatitis B's.
You're fucking killing me tonight. This is a one-sided fucking victory for you.
The American dream, the First Amendment at its finest.
David Lucas. Yes, sir. Ladies and gentlemen. Yes, sir.
Done it again. You are a legend, the Hall of Famer, one of the greatest regulars in the history of the show. One more time for the great and powerful King of the Roast, David Lucas, everybody. The man, the myth, the legend. We are flying through it. We're almost there. Let's get another bucket full up. Make some noise for Max Tidy, everyone. Max Tidy, the Kill Tony debut of Max Tidy.
There's Heidi, and here's Max Tidy.
Yeah. What made you stay in South Bend? A child. Okay.
Man, it takes a set of Bawita balls to make a joke like that. You've seen the crowd he's been running with.
Max, you better fucking show goddamn respect to the king himself. Give it up for K-Rock. Let him hear it. Come on. Well, you don't need to do that. They already love him. It's a lot of hosting. Okay, Max.
Okay. How old's your kid? Six years old. Six years old. And you're able to support yourself and the kid off of a dispensary job?
Yes. And you work there. How long is your drive daily?
Okay. Yeah. And what were you doing before the job at the dispensary? I worked at a whiskey distillery. Okay. All right. Gateway occupations. Uh-huh. And have you ever thought about, are you still with the mom? No. No. Okay, does she have visitation rights?
Okay. And how often do you have the kid?
Yeah. Dude, my dad loves you, bro. Why do you keep saying that? Everybody's fucking dad loves Kid Rock. That's a good point. You're stating the obvious here.
Okay, Max, what do you think is the most interesting thing about you? You've seen this show before. You understand the interview portion of this show?
We're going to save you. Here's a medium joke book. There goes Max Tidy, everybody. Oh. There he goes. We have a special treat for you, ladies and gentlemen. We're running a little bit ahead of schedule here, so I'm going to get this guy up here. He is not a golden ticket winner. He is not a regular, but he is a developed character on the show. Make some noise.
Oh, I love it. Martin, you're enjoying Nashville? Yeah, it's cool. I just got here this afternoon, but... Jesus, you got thrown right into the vortex, huh?
This is the Nashville Arena debut of Uncle Lazer.
Uncle Laser coming from a place of experience and honesty, talking about what he knows. Very real stuff. This is the real guy, live in the flesh. This is who he is. This is what he does. He keeps a harmonica on him at all times and a pair of outfielder sunglasses. He is an actual gas station Visiting. A gas station visiting human being.
Rocking the Stone Cold Muscle shirt right at home here in Nashville, Tennessee.
Hell yeah. Yeah. How's it been going for you? Any wild nights?
You know what I'm talking about, old son? Hell yeah. All right. Uncle Lazer getting to perform in front of Kid Rock. This is my idol. I know.
Thank you, and it's good to... Don't be weird. This is incredible. This is like if David Lucas got to perform for the Kool-Aid Man. Lazer, I love it. You were on the final part of my depth chart here, and you came in swinging, crushing. Great stuff, Uncle Lazer. Thank you, Tony. Thank you, guys. Thank you, Nashville! I thought I was done with the bucket, but...
Then we realized we have not had a female comedian yet tonight. So I went through about fuckin' 50 names until I found one. Ladies and gentlemen, your final bucket poll of the night. Your first female comedian of the night. Make some noise, one minute uninterrupted. Oh, that's right, Fiona was up. Yes, your first standing female comedian of the night. Make some noise for her. It is Yoana Dixon.
It's okay, Joanna. How's it going? How long have you been doing stand-up?
All right. Tell us something interesting about you, other than your fiancé.
Martin Phillips, the show has begun. There he goes, make some noise for Martin Phillips, everybody. He's got us started here tonight. And it has begun. Martin Phillips, you'll see him at Kid Rock's bar getting trashed tonight. If you're wondering what he's like when he's trashed, he walks exactly the same. There's no way to know. Hello everyone.
Okay. Other than your fiancé, name something un-fiancé related about your life. You.
Let's see this fiance. I'm being told that Anthony has found the fiance in the audience.
How the fuck does that guy live in Northwest Arkansas? That's some lawn work out there.
Oh. Well, sucks to be y'all. Joanna Dixon, congratulations. You are the last Little Joke Book winner of the night. All right. You know what, ladies and gentlemen? We've had a lot of fun tonight. I think there's only one thing left to do. I gotta tell ya, this is an amazing moment in the history of the show. If you coulda told me at any point in the last 12 years that we would be
lucky enough to be doing one sold out arena here in one of my favorite cities in the world, Nashville, Tennessee, I would have told you, holy shit, that's incredible. It's amazing that we're doing back-to-back nights. Not only because I love Nashville and because I have so many awesome friends and what feels like family here in Nashville.
The great Zany's Comedy Club here in Nashville, one of the best comedy clubs anywhere in the world. The great Dorfman Brothers and fucking Brian Dorfman and so many great people. The great Lucy. There's just so many great spirits. here in Nashville, Tennessee, but there is one man who was born and raised in Tennessee. Who just so happens to have the record for all-time appearances on the show.
The record for all-time interviews on the show. The Hall of Famer. The Memphis Strangler. The Titan of Tennessee.
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Tell me some of the things that you love about Tennessee. This is your home state. No comedian, I believe, has made it quite as wildly proud as you. I mean, there's so many greats from here.
Pie, Kappa, Alpha, huh? Yes. Red Band was Pie, Pie, Pie.
Tell me some more things that you love about Tennessee. You are home in front of an arena. Look at your face up there all around that band. You see that up there, William?
Wow. Such honest answers from William Montgomery here.
That is incredible. That is amazing. Bob with the... Wait!
Not that one time you tried to sing at karaoke. Net Reputation. Check it out right now. There she is, ladies and gentlemen. We spared no expense for Nashville, Tennessee. That is indeed Heidi, live in the flesh. And the great Valerie, everybody. The real deal. All right. It is time for your first true bucket pool of the night, ladies and gentlemen.
Why could I have not gone to the party last night? Well, you flew in late. We invited you. Oh, yeah, and we invited you.
William, these people want to know what fires you up, dude. They want to see you amped up. Probably. Shit, Tony.
I see you at a fair food, Tony! You were going down a list of universal fair foods. That is not Tennessee, specialized to Tennessee. What are you planning on doing tonight? What's your big plan? What do you like to do in Nashville?
I don't know if that's good for you to do. This new White Castle and pizza thing.
William lights out Montgomery. I don't know. I want to see you around for a long time. I know you're making a joke about your rowing coach. I think you should stop eating White Castle and pizza every night.
Nashville, Tennessee. How about one more time for the great and powerful William Montgomery. Tennessee's home, William the Big Red Machine Montgomery. Guys, this has been a crazy honor for me. Can you please do me a favor? Let's see how loud this place can get for motherfucking Kid Rock. An American patriot. A fucking legend of rock and roll and a legend of Tennessee. One more time for Kid Rock.
And how about one more time for one of the great comedians of today, the great and powerful Mark Norman, fresh off of the Ryman Auditorium last night. This guy's fucking crushing it. Mark, anything you want to plug or shout out? I love Nashville. Thanks for having me. You guys are the shit. Make sure you check out Kid Rock's Bar on fucking Broadway. So much fun. How about one time?
We're going to meet somebody here in an arena for the first time in Nashville history on Kill Tony. And the first bucket pool tonight goes by the name of Patrick Callahan. Here we go. The heartbeat of the show, the bucket. And it starts with Patrick Callahan.
Woo-wee! Make some goddamn noise for Brian Redband, ladies and gentlemen. And how about one more time for the best damn band in the land here in Music City, USA? Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo, Carlos Sosa, Big Mike Michael Gonzalez, Matt Muehling on the electric, John Dees on the keys, and right there, he thinks he's in Austin still. That is the one and only Dee Madness on the bass guitar.
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Oksana Mayul has won the gold and backstage Nancy Kerrigan and Chen Liu. exchange congratulations and consolations for silver and bronze.
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With who? With your boyfriend? Yes. You know what they say. The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. And I would love to melt the chocolate out of you. I'm here for one reason and one reason only. To pick up black girls like you.
And this new series of videos, it's actually pretty successful for him, like a lot of people watch it.
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I just hope he has a long, miserable life in prison. I hope he never sees a free moment, and I hope he lives a long time, and maybe someday when he's old and gray and Maybe then he'll show some remorse. We've not seen any signs of that so far. Watching him in court, he's just emotionless. And I think that's indicative of how he committed such a heinous crime and shows no remorse for it.
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Waste of time. I mean, what a waste of time. Pure political theater. They was never, ever going to convict a former R-sitting president of nothing. And what was even more ridiculous was watching, you know, liberals celebrate this. Like, this is not a win. Who cares if you can call him a convicted felon when you still got to call him president for the next four years? Who cares?
Now, it makes sense that I wonder how much it costs taxpayer dollars to do that case.
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Tuesday will mark President Trump's 100th day in office. President Trump's 100th day in office is coming up this Wednesday.
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A global trade war kicked off at the stroke of midnight. President Trump's 25% tariffs on Canada and Mexico are now in effect.
Canadians are opening their wallets wider for made-in-Canada products or foregoing some items altogether.
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He has the lowest approval rating of any president in the past 80 years.
You remember, we're going to keep at it, keep at it, keep at it until he goes below 40.
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China has reportedly told Chinese airlines to stop buying parts from American companies, and it says it will no longer accept deliveries of Boeing jets.
Canada was meant to be the 51st state.
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Two met on Capitol Hill yesterday. Has, of course, endorsed Trump. Marco Rubio and first daughter Ivanka Trump. He has inspired a movement.
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According to the European Union, almonds, orange juice, poultry, soybeans, steel and aluminum products, tobacco and yachts imported from the United States now will have a 25% levy on them.
It's President Trump's long-awaited tariff day.
David, back to the President-elect's demands to take over the Panama Canal, Greenland and Canada. Tonight, the Prime Minister of Denmark, which owns Greenland, is declaring Greenland is not for sale and will not be in the future either. And Canada's Justin Trudeau is saying there isn't a snowball's chance in hell that Canada would become part of the United States.
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Another sunk jet. Damn it, Top Gun Maverick. Why do you keep trying to see if planes can fly underwater? It's one of life's mysteries, sir. No, it's not. Jets don't belong in the ocean. I would fire you, but you're white, so Pete Hegseth won't let me. So I'm just going to bet. Please, stop sinking jets. Maybe, sir. But not today. Not today.
That sounds like you're gonna crash another jet into the ocean. Don't you even think... Top pick!
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You love making money and The Big Money Show. And now with Trump's awesome tariffs, Fox Business has a new show. Introducing Money Monk.
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Florida man Robbie Stratton decided to bring an alligator with him while making a beer run.
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Welcome back to The Daily Show. You know, with the global economy looking shaky, you may be wondering where you can safely invest your money. Well, Michael Kosta has you covered with an opportunity you can't miss.
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Picture a luxurious creamy white sauce infused with savory dill pickle brine, garlic roasted to perfection, It's gluten-free, clean label, and packed with 14 grams of protein. And best of all, you can eat half the pizza for just 400 calories. Find Caulipower's Dill Pickle Pizza now at Whole Foods Market nationwide. It's time to taste the buzz everyone's talking about, and it's kind of a big deal.
Paramount Podcasts. Introducing pickle lovers' newest obsession, Cauliflower's Dill Pickle Pizza. Think luxurious bechamel sauce infused with dill pickle brine, roasted garlic, melty mozzarella, and fresh dill on Cauliflower's stone-fired cauliflower crust. And because it's Cauliflower, you know it's made better for you.
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Cauliflower has done it again, and pickle lovers, this one's for you. Introducing the first and only frozen dill pickle pizza, and it's going to blow your taste buds away. This one-of-a-kind creation starts with Cauliflower's iconic stone-fired crust, made with real cauliflower florets, now topped with the number one trending flavor of the year.
Picture a luxurious creamy white sauce infused with savory dill pickle brine, garlic roasted to perfection, Melty mozzarella cheese and fresh dill. It's a flavor explosion that's as unique as it is craveable. And because it's Kali Power, you know it's made better for you. It's gluten-free, clean label, and packed with 14 grams of protein.
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This was about a piece of electronic equipment that monitors the power feeding into the stadium. It sensed what Superdome officials are calling, quote, an abnormality.
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On the eve of the Pennsylvania primary, all three presidential candidates will be specifically addressing you, our WWE fans, right here tonight.
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March, as you know, is Women's History Month. And to celebrate, we turn to Desi Lydic, where she doesn't explore his-story, but his-t-hurry.
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The Biden administration is firing back at conservative criticism over the White House acknowledgement of the Transgender Day of Visibility, which coincidentally falls on Easter Sunday.
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Bernie Madoff is stealing. J-E-T-S! Jets! Jets!
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He prefers the title of Bishop of Rome, simpler and less majestic than Pope or His Holiness. Please.
Today, Pope Francis denounced trickle-down economics as unfair to the poor.
Money must serve, not rule. I exhort you to generous solidarity and to the return of economics and finance to an ethical approach which favors human beings.
Can anyone actually have a rebuttal for the Pope? With all due humility, and as a church-going Catholic convert, a devotional convert, I adore the Holy Father. I still must completely disagree. Need I remind His Holiness Pope Francis, charity is a gospel value, and that puts free market capitalism on the right side of the Lord.
Then why aren't you there right now?
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Click on new account. Username... The Pope. Already taken. What? I'm the pope. What about the real pope? Nine! Nine! How can that be taken? I am the real pope. The holy pope. Son of a bitch!
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It's all thanks to Steven Spielberg's film, Lincoln.
Their former Secretary of State, Dick Mulpus, failed to send a copy of the resolution to the Federal Registrar. Classic Dick Mulpus.
The current Mississippi Secretary of State, Delbert Hoosman.
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Is there a vulnerability for the president in firing up young people in this economy?
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What's next? You want the moon?
The President of the United States...
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Special play. Ian had such a great scouting report on that. Billy is not red yet. but I'm sure he will get to it.
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Wouldn't you tell them to don't get ahead in the straightaway? They didn't tell. The driver and co-driver didn't know.
They didn't know. And Formula One is not big in America, which is odd. So how do you feel about it here in Austin? Well, I saw it in Austin. It's amazing. I love it. I went to COTA. We have that up there?
That's COTA. My friend Bobby owns the place. So he took me around and showed me, and we went there for the races.
Awesome. The track's incredible, and it's so fast. They're going so fast. It's so wild to watch. And I find it amazing how huge NASCAR is here, where they're just going around in an oval. They do have some street circuits, don't they?
Way more complex. And the vehicles themselves are so incredible, and they're so expensive. It's just unbelievable how much money is involved in Formula One. So it makes sense why people would cheat a little bit.
And it... That's a rare car. Oh, I love it. It's so beautiful.
But it's also the margins of victory are so slim. If you have the same horsepower, same compound tires, just different engineers... Putting it all together in different drivers.
So this one, I sent it to Shark Works, and they juiced it up to somewhere around 300 horsepower. Nothing crazy. But, oh, my God, it's so tactile, and it's alive. When I drive it, I'm smiling. I have this big smile on my face like I'm on a fucking ride. I was going to bring my Gunther Works here today, but it's raining. Have you got one of those? Yeah.
And how much of that engineering and technology gets to consumer cars? It's a good question.
It has to be with the Defense Department and the construction of fighter jets.
Well, you know, they're doing those fighter jets now with AI running them. And they beat human pilots 100% of the time in dogfights.
Well, I like the ones that look old but drive new.
Does it show your front wheel?
That's incredible. It's so nuts that they put you next to that thing.
Yeah. And they have like, what, 30 minutes of flight time before they run out of gas?
Because they're less dangerous. That's the whole idea, isn't it, really? But I don't think there's anything dangerous in that 964. That's mine.
That is so wild that it can do that, just hover in the air like that and shoot its draft down. Fucking crazy.
I think you're overthinking it. I just love it. I think you and your passion for automobiles is all you need. Do it on the internet. It'll be huge.
I think so. I don't think you need anything else.
They're pretty badass. If you can get a hold of one of those, that's great, too. I'm an F-22. Have you been to an air show and seen one of those? I flew in an F-A-18. Did you? Yeah, with the Blue Angels. Wow. It was insane. Insane. Yeah, insane. Just the G-force, the physical effect on your body is so extraordinary. Yeah. You know, they don't use G-suits either. They don't use gravity suits.
So you have to hook. So you hold on to the... And then you do that breathing thing. Hook, hook. You're forcing blood, and you feel your consciousness closing like an elevator door. You see it. You see the darkness coming from the left and the right, and you're fighting it off. I wasn't very good at it.
Yeah, you have to fight it off. I think I got to seven and a half G's, but those guys can go to like nine, 10 G's like that. It's fucking insane. The pressure and the maneuverability of these things, the pilot took me through like this canyon and you're, you know, 100, 200 feet off the ground. Just flying through this can sideways. It's fucking insane. Insane.
Oh, it's so good. How much power has that got?
How fast did he go in this thing? Oh my God. Look at that.
Yeah, well, those guys are all jacked. That's one thing I found out about the Blue Angels. When you go to their training facility, there's weightlifting equipment everywhere. You have to have muscle because you're literally brute force. But you should have been brilliant at it then.
I love talking to you too. Thanks for being here, man. It's great to see you again after all these years. I'll be back in 10 years. No, let's have it quicker. And let's definitely get you on YouTube, on the internet. Do your own thing.
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Not only that, there's a problem with guardrails. Jesus. They're too heavy. They go right through the guardrails like butter.
Yeah, and they're so good. I have a 2005 M3. It's an E46. Peak car. Peak car. It's such a great car. I know. It's not too powerful, but it's so delightful. It doesn't have a radio. It's got cloth seats. I fucking love it. Cloth seats, that is rare. Yeah, cloth seats.
No, no, because there's something about, like, seeing the improvement on a vehicle. Like, getting a vehicle and going, yeah, you know, the suspension is okay, but these shocks are like, I could adjust this and maybe this and maybe I can get a little wider wheel in this and...
We actually grew up in the same town.
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He was trying to mod it. He didn't even care. You almost get killed by a hammer.
Yeah, that is the ultimate mod car because they've been around for so long in exactly the same form and there's such an aftermarket and everybody just goes crazy. Find me a standard one that don't exist.
A stock R35, the unicorn. Yeah, very hard to find.
Well, I got a Nismo. I got last year's model, the Nismo. So I got it new. It was still laying around. But I got it because I know you can fuck around with them. So I'm never going to get rid of it. I'm going to keep it forever. And I'm going to juice it up to probably 1,000 horsepower or something stupid.
Yeah. Yeah, it'll never be the same. I mean, they're about to do that to Porsches probably. They're about to do that. They're already doing that with the M5, right? The new M5 is a hybrid.
My friend Tom Segura had one of those that he sent off to get juiced up. I forget, Dynan did it? I forget who did it.
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And that's what it looks like. God, it looks good.
I could only imagine. I had an M5. I miss it.
It was V8. The E39. Yeah, I had it in, what year was it? 2015 or something? What was that? Which one would that be? That would have been the V10. It wasn't a V10.
Especially an E46 because it's such a plain looking car. That's a gorgeous car. We actually had someone reach out to Jamie. That's how I bought it. Because we were talking about how great they are. I was like, I'd love to find a low-mile one. And this one has super low miles. I forget what it is, but it's really low miles.
Doesn't he have a car that goes to 10,000, 11,000 RPMs?
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Right, like what Ruff does.
That's not even really a Porsche. Well, it has its own chassis plate.
Right. They can't make a Restomod. Porsche could not make a Singer.
Or they'd have to buy a company. But could Porsche make resto mods of their vehicles?
potential litigation right you know because if one of them went into a wall right you know you're suddenly you get to sue porsche right also especially if you're selling something like one of those old widow makers where and people don't understand that if i mean i have a 2007 gt3 rs and uh it's still like around corners you let off off the gas it'll whip around on you yeah
The new ones don't really do that that much. The new ones are much better.
Yeah, just the engine out the back.
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That's the story with the guy from Fast and the Furious. What's his name?
Paul Walker. Paul Walker. That's the story with him. They had old tires on that car.
It's incredible how much the technology has come along in that regard.
How come no one can figure out how to make a tire without air?
Well, the tire without air thing, for safety purposes, there's a lot of reasons why you would want a tire that, I mean, I know they did make them. They do have them.
You think that's what it is? It's like it's heavier?
Because there's no air in it? That makes sense. Because you'd have so much more rubber. But I think they tried to mitigate that by having it clear, so you see through it.
Yeah, I don't know. It's probably a performance issue, too, because by manipulating the tire pressure, you can get it just right, whereas you're not going to be able to manipulate anything once the compound is... Exactly. Yeah.
Right, right, right. So, your experience at Top Gear...
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Let's explain to people that aren't aware of what Top Gear is and how Top Gear works. Because I know there's a lot of Americans that never watch the show. You guys do a lot of really crazy stunts with automobiles. Not necessarily just cars, but big trucks and all kinds of crazy things. And some of them are quite ridiculous.
No, I don't want to break my fingers.
So did the conversation between you and the network completely stop after the accident?
Yeah, it was before Top Gear for sure.
Right. Well, that is the problem with those shows is they always want to keep pushing the limit, and it's generally the producers who don't quite understand the limitations of the vehicles.
We had that on Fear Factor.
When I was hosting Fear Factor, there was a couple of times where I was like, what the fuck are we doing? Especially the second season. Fear Factor started in 2001 and went to 2007, and then we came back again in 2011, and we only did six episodes. And they tried to make it just really ramped up. And when it was canceled, it was actually canceled because people had to drink donkey sperm.
Yeah, which was pretty minor. I mean, it's disgusting, but it wasn't anything that was going to risk anyone's lives. But I was really feeling like if this keeps going, the stunts are so spectacular and so big. We're launching cars through moving trains. There was a moving train, and then the train had all these cardboard boxes in it.
We launch a car off a ramp sideways, and it goes through the train. You have to time it just right so you don't hit the car into one of the big metal. And someone in the car? Yeah, driving it, yeah.
Because if it goes wrong, you're dead.
How about that? That's so insane. How about that? Look at when it goes over itself like that. Oh, my God. That is so ridiculous. And then the yank.
Yeah, but it became very popular on YouTube. It did. Yeah. I mean, it's a great show. It was a great show.
I was always torn on those type of moments on Top Gear because I just wanted to watch car reviews. I wanted to watch people have fun with cars. But then for the casual people, you have to do something stupid like bungee jump with a car off the side of a dam. It's like... I'm not interested. Maybe it's because I hosted Fear Factor for so long. I've seen so many things like that.
They're not interesting to me. I want to hear a car enthusiast rave about the fun they're having while they're driving an automobile. Maybe you should produce a car show.
There's plenty of market for that.
Yes, right? So that's where it belongs. Like, where I found about you was online. Yeah. You know, and I don't remember what was the first video that I watched of you, but I do remember that green Porsche.
I remember that's when I was like, oh, my God.
It's very, very saturated. And there's so many different types of markets now too.
It is. But all you need is one thing to take off. And then all of a sudden you're being suggested to millions and millions of people, which is interesting about the algorithm. And if you just look at one type of vehicle, then you're like, I really just got interested really recently in the Ineos Grenadier. I was like, what a fascinating idea. What a limited market, by the way, too.
Just because of how much he's loved. Yeah.
Yes, yes. Similar. I mean, it's essentially a new vehicle, but for the casual, it looks like a Defender. It really does. But it's kind of better, kind of quite a bit better. And, you know, really interesting. BMW six-cylinder supercharged engine. And so now when I open up YouTube, it's like, oh, Grenadiers. It's all Ineos.
It's just constantly all these off-roading Australia dudes and all these different people sending me these things.
But it was in a time where people didn't have smartphones.
You could have had the exact same show under a different name and people would have loved it.
That's gone. That waiting for a very specific time to watch a program, no one is interested in that anymore.
I see what you're saying. The only thing that still exists that you have to wait for is live sports.
So live sports where you're watching a game. The game starts at 8 p.m. You have to be there at 8 p.m. It's not going to wait for you. There it is.
Well, I would much prefer you without producers and network executives and all these different people telling you what to do. What I like about podcasts, what I like about YouTube content from people like Matt Farah, is I know it's one human being. This is their perspective. This is what they enjoy. They really do love these vehicles.
And they talk about it without any influence of other human beings. So you're getting this... singular viewpoint, which I think is the most attractive thing about it.
I really enjoyed it, though. I enjoyed you being on it. You're great. You're my favorite automotive journalist. Well, that's very kind of you.
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What's really spectacular about YouTube is there's only one YouTube. Think about how big the internet is.
Yeah, yeah. It's a Raptor R that John Hennessey jumps up to 1,000 horsepower. It's fucking ridiculous.
Wow. So he's just telling you he ripped you off.
He's just like, thanks. Well, China has Apple stores that aren't even Apple. Does it? Yes. China has full Apple stores where they're selling counterfeit laptops, phones, everything. None of it is really... I don't even know if they do phones anymore. But they had Apple stores that Apple found out about that weren't even... Nothing was Apple.
Right. Nothing. I just find it really odd. It's very odd. Yeah. And it's also they feel like they could just say a few things, you know, like, hey, look at Chris Harris doing this. And that's enough. And also. That's enough of an alteration.
No, the content world is very strange. It's very strange where people can use your stuff and do entire shows based entirely on your stuff. Oh, it's just extraordinary.
Well, the best is that he had no shame about it. But actually, culturally...
Yep, that's about as American as it gets. Dodge Rams and Ford F-150s. Yeah, those are the most American vehicles. A thousand horsepower in a truck. It's ridiculous. We never thought it would be possible, did we? No. Zero to 60 in three seconds for a giant pickup truck. It's awesome. And it sounds great, too. It just has this beautiful rumble.
They make incredible electric cars now, though.
China has made – they make some unbelievable cars. I've watched some of them reviewed online. You can't even get them in America. But I watched some of them reviewed online, and they're just fucking fantastic.
There's also a problem with European cars in that European cars are always known for having a great resale value. Particularly Lamborghini and Porsche and Ferrari. You can actually make more money off of them in a few years than... But not electric ones. Nope. That's the problem. Like electric tie cans, you know, those things are gorgeous. That's an incredible vehicle.
Good luck trying to sell that thing. I saw Lucid Airs, which is a fantastic car. Have you been in one of those? No, I haven't. Wow. I've heard the Sapphire is magnificent.
You can't – you're going to get like half the price of that thing in a year.
Well, it's terrible for people that live in apartment complexes. It doesn't exist. Unless you have some sort of a charging station where you park your car and everybody has one so you can leave it charged overnight. It's rough. But look at the cost of them. Yeah. Very expensive. Terrible resale value.
It's a time machine. It really is. It merges in traffic silently. It goes faster than anything. It doesn't seem real. It's incredible. And the new one that I'm getting, it's already sent to unplugged performance. Are you aware of those guys?
Do you think you'll be allowed to drive that in 10 years' time in this state? Maybe in this state. Yeah, but if you leave, they'll have people at the border waiting in the bushes to arrest you the moment you cross over if you don't have an EV. And in California, they have a mandate in 2035. After 2035, no internal combustion engine vehicles are allowed to be sold in the state. Yeah.
No, well, they changed the suspension. It's not any faster. They use the same powertrain, but they changed the suspension. They widened the front and rear, and they upgrade the brakes. They make it much more just agile.
Yeah, well, they're shocking. Roadster, which is going to be insane, which is basically vaporware now. Didn't people like pay full price for those things like five years ago?
I'm sure you love your dog just as much, and you want to do your best to help them live longer, healthier, happier lives. And a healthy life for your dog starts with healthy food, just like it does for us. There's a reason having a balanced diet is so important. So how do you know if your dog's food is as healthy and as safe as it can be?
Yeah, it's undeniable. And it's also, he's doing that with rockets and he's also doing that with the internet. So he bought X or Twitter and turned it into X. And that's a massive disruptor too.
The toxicity is just an inherent quality of people being able to post anonymously. You're never going to get away from that. But you just don't read it. That's the most important thing. If you're a public figure, people are always going to have opinions of you. And there's a lot of shitty people out there. And they're the most vocal and they're the most persistent. Let them talk.
Do you think in 50 years' time,
I hope that's not the case, but probably. I think they would like to do that in America. But I think it's important for whistleblowers. It's important for... People that work in an organization, they want to expose corruption, they want to expose something, they want to expose some illegal thing they're doing in regards to the environment. It's very important. You have to have people.
They want to expose the government. It's very important to allow people to be anonymous.
Yeah, but I don't engage in any of that stuff.
I don't read negative things, and I don't engage in it. I'm not afraid of it. I know what it is, and I don't like it. I don't think it's necessary. I don't think it's good for you. I don't think anybody gets any benefit out of it. I don't think the person gets benefit out of you calling them a cocksucker. I don't think you get any benefit out of calling them a cocksucker.
I don't think it helps, and I just look at it. I do what I call post and ghost.
I post things and I go away and I don't care what happens in the comments. And and also I'm very aware of bots. I'm very aware because we've done a lot of research and research. We've done a lot of we'd have a lot of conversations and done a lot of reading about the amount of content that's on especially Twitter. That's not organic. And it's an extraordinary amount.
There's an FBI analyst that estimated it to be in the range of 80%. 80% of all the accounts he thinks are bullshit. And they're used to promote specific narratives. They're used to argue and shame people. They're used to attack certain political figures and public figures.
and then that conversation becomes completely changed because there's a swarm of people that have a very specific narrative and then the casual person read oh well maybe they're right okay this guy is a piece of i always thought i was a nice guy and then it everything changes and Just don't engage. I'm interested in reading people and their toxic opinions sometimes.
But oftentimes I'll go, that doesn't seem real. And then I'll go to their account. And sure enough, they have 39 followers. And it looks like they're probably in fucking Russia somewhere in a troll farm.
It's because they're not there. It's a very inhuman way to communicate. We're communicating in text to a person that you don't see their face. You don't look in their eyes. You don't feel the pain of what you're saying to them. It's not the way human beings are meant to communicate with each other.
We were meant to communicate with each other like this. Oh, no. That's one of the reasons why podcasts are so successful and one of the reasons why I only do them with people in the room also. It's because the only person I've done without that in recent times is Edward Snowden for obvious reasons. But you don't want to – that's not a good way to communicate.
It's not even a good way to communicate with your friends through text message.
You want to be there talking so the person says something and you go – Oh, OK. I get it. I get it. So why did you think that?
Well, there's nothing wrong with doing podcasts over Zoom. The problem is with guests.
Yeah, it doesn't work with... You can do it, but I know people that do it with guests, and they're fine. They adjust, and they're very good podcasts. My friend Duncan does a lot of people through Zoom, and they're great. They're great conversations.
Yes. Yeah, well, you have to be self-assessing, though. You can't be a person that is clueless about how other people see you. Yes. Because that's not good either. So you have to be a person who's objective and introspective, and you have to be able to honestly assess whether or not what you've done is good or bad. And we've all done good things, and we've all had bad work.
And when you put out bad work and you know it's bad... Just accept the fact that it's bad, feel that pain, grow because of it, use it as fuel to be better in the next thing that you do, and that's it. But don't wallow in other people telling you you suck or other people attacking you. There's no benefit.
That's just as bad for you because then you're like, oh, I'm pretty fucking amazing. Like, you know, that's bad for everybody too. That's not good for you. Nobody benefits from being told they're amazing. You know if you did something that's good. So congratulations. You worked hard. You put out something that's good. Leave it alone. Keep moving. Keep moving.
Don't read all that positive shit and blow your head up. And that happens to a lot of people. They get enamored. It's called audience capture. And you see it – one of the things that happens particularly with comedians, you see especially if they start getting involved in political commentary, they start getting audience capture. Like you see it a lot with people who lean right.
Because there's not as many right-wing voices on the internet. You get a tremendous amount of support. All these people say, you're the only one out there speaking the truth. And they're like, you're the only one out there speaking the truth. And you start believing that bullshit. And then you change your perspective. Yes. Audience capture.
Yeah. That's dangerous too.
Well, they're also – it's like it's an unhealthy relationship in the first place because you have executives and producers who want to make a thing but they're not the talent. And so they're also not the experts. So they have their own ideas and they have to have some sort of an impact on it to justify their position.
So you see people having ridiculous suggestions that everybody has to entertain because Bob is an executive. Okay, Bob is the fucking co-producer. We've got to listen to Bob. And Bob's got some stupid fucking idea that you have to hear out. And if you say, Bob, it's not going to work because of this, now you're in an argument with Bob and Bob's mad at you.
Wellness and mindfulness have both been captured.
Was that as a response to?
But Iceland's cold, and the battery capacity, when it gets really cold, diminishes pretty rapidly.
Yeah, it's a real problem.
That's the difference between being hired and doing your own thing. There you go.
Does it have to be fresh? What happens if you get a tainted one? Here it is. Tails from the fringe. Beaver gland vodka. Wow. So that's the beaver's butt right there. The gland in the vodka.
What about fire spitting?
So it eventually just dissipated in time?
You motherfucker. You ruined 10 days worth of meals.
That's where you belong. You belong doing your own thing. Chris Harris on cars was awesome.
Well, a bunch of people were trying all these different things. Like they were trying to monetize it so you had to subscribe online or to access the content.
They have been diminished greatly by the lack of people wanting to buy paper newspapers.
It's been a big impact on them. It also changes the way they do journalism because now everything's very clickbaity, you know, which is a real problem as well.
Well, I lost 50% when I went over to Spotify.
Yeah, initially. Yeah, we lost like half. But we got it back pretty quickly.
I was pointing that out when I first saw you here, that you have the tiniest little iPhone, the little baby mini. My friend Yoni has one of those, too. I admire it. I admire that you don't even have a case on yours, which is even crazier.
Also, mine has a nice little kickstand. Look at this.
Yeah, when I'm sitting at the kitchen table.
I judge people so harshly when I get in their car and they have some stupid fucking thing on their steering wheel. I'm like, what is wrong with you? Who are you? Do you wear mittens on top of that, you fucking idiot? What are you doing?
Well, it's quite a bit bigger than France, isn't it?
Yeah, it's kind of funny It's brilliant and I want that I haven't I have a really we were talking about this at the beginning before we got rolling But it really is its own country.
Yeah, it's very different than the rest of the country It's very independent and one of the reasons is the history of this place like for the longest time the Comanche dominated this territory and you couldn't get across the land and And so the people that eventually figured out how to fight off the Comanche and settle down, they're the craziest, most rugged individuals ever.
It's the Texas Rangers. They figured out how to cold camp. And there's a photograph of Jack Hayes, who's the original Texas Ranger, out in the lobby. And that's why he's there. Without those psychopaths that figured out a way to fight off the most ferocious band of Indians that ever existed in the plains. Yeah. No one would be here. So they were very reluctant to join this whole union thing.
No, and there's this religious ideology that's attached to climate change. It has that sort of fever-pitched religious aspect to it. And most people, when you corner them, even the real zealots, most people really don't understand why.
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Well, it just flavors the independence of the entire state and the pride of the state. It's very different.
It's a balance. So Austin is this preposterous, progressive blue city that's surrounded by ranchers with guns. So this is saying keep Austin weird and surrounded. And I think that's accurate because you've got a lot of universities here. You have some really intelligent, interesting people here, great restaurants, great nightlife. But also you're surrounded by Texas, Texas, the real Texas.
The majority of Texas is like ranchers and small town people and they're heavily armed.
We don't have that. Well, we also have the First Amendment. And you see the consequences of not having the Second Amendment in the UK because they can tell you, we're going to lock you in jail for a Facebook post. And you can't really do that here. You can't just force people to go to jail. That was an issue also in Australia.
Australia, they took everyone's guns away after one mass shooting, I think, in the 1990s. And they were able to round people up and put them in camps when they found out they had a cold. It was crazy. You can't do that in America. The Second Amendment protects the First Amendment.
We have a real caste system over there. You have a class system over there.
how much data there is on the impact that human beings have on climate change, how much is being done in China and India that will not change at all and is only going to get more extreme, and what little impact you have.
But there's also this, because of that, because there's these shitty opinions and nasty people and all this information flowing around and bots and all this other stuff, it makes you consider the nature of speech. And it makes you consider, like, it gives you a choice. Do I choose to engage in this kind of stuff? Do I choose to read this kind of stuff? Or do I just recognize it for what it is?
Like, I don't drink moonshine. I don't go to the... If I go to the supermarket and there's a jug of moonshine, I'll go, well, I need to buy that and start drinking it. No, I don't drink. I don't want it. I know it's there. I don't drink it. Right. So you can choose to avoid the things that suck in life. You can. But through the prism of parenthood, I've got three kids.
Yeah. That's where it gets tricky.
But it doesn't matter. It's just shitty human beings with bad lives that want to affect you.
Well, you recognize the real shit nature of some human beings.
And when you're confronted with it, we're kind of always aware there's bad people in the world. But when you're confronted with it over such a superficial thing.
It's just being attached to that iconic name. That's all it is. And then also the way that show was cancelled because Jeremy punched a producer. Did you have to work with the same producer Jeremy punched?
If he punched the guy, the guy probably sucks.
He's quite a fucking character.
Yeah, you're not going to follow that. You're just going to be different. He's a completely unique person. I think they did Elon dirtier than anybody ever did. Oh, they were naughty with that. They did a terrible thing. They were naughty with that. They did a terrible thing, and I talked to him about it, and he was furious. They pretended that his car died, and they did it for a sketch.
And this is the early days of Tesla, when Tesla had just that little tiny car that was basically a Lotus with an electric engine.
Yeah, the original one, which is a cool-looking little car. And they pretended that it died on them, and they did it for a sketch, and they got away with it because it's entertainment, and they were allowed to create a script. And apparently someone had got a hold of the script and read in the script before they even filmed it. Then the car dies. and then we have to figure out why the car died.
So what kind of an impact do you think that had on the sales of his car? I mean, it had to be extraordinary. You're watching the most popular automobile show in the world, and they say your car sucked so bad that it died when they were testing it, when it didn't die.
And you're just lying. You're lying. You're lying about this car breaking. It did not break.
I don't think you can mandate those changes.
Well, how many of those 1988 Toyota Land Cruisers are still on the road with hundreds of thousands of miles?
First of all, we have a long history of internal combustion engines as recreation vehicles, and we love them. I think it's completely unfair. If you're still running coal plants that power electric vehicles, which is a fact in America, they have coal plants that power electric vehicles. They do far more damage to the environment.
Well, that's where you shine. And that's why you should only be doing things on your own. I think I will after this. Yeah. Fuck that wellness show, too. Listen, I have to take a leak. Let's come back. We'll take a little quick break. Dogs in cars is a good subject. Yeah. I love having my dog in the car. My dog loves going in the car. He knows we're going to go do something fun.
The dog, so is it sensible to suggest that the dog is the ultimate car companion? Sure, because they're never upset.
Yeah, they're like, yay, we're in the car. It must mean we're going somewhere.
Well, Farmer's Dog gives you that peace of mind by making fresh, real food developed by board-certified nutritionists to provide all the nutrients your dog needs. And their food is human-grade. which means it's made to the same quality and safety standards as human food. Very few pet foods are made to this strict standard. And let's be clear, human-grade food doesn't mean the food is fancy.
And if you tell me I can't have an internal combustion engine while you're doing that to power electric vehicles, I'm going to say fuck you because fuck you is the right thing to say because that doesn't make any sense. And there's also this weird thing that is attached to this. This is a business, the green energy business.
As long as they're accustomed to it, that's the thing. When I have had dogs in the past that I didn't take in cars often, you take them in the car, they're kind of freaking out. Why are we moving? They start throwing up. But it's awful.
Oh, I think they look gross.
I love them. I see them. I'm like, what did you do to that fucking thing?
Oh, they must be smelling just so many different things.
They apparently can... If you have a hamburger that has like cheese, pickles, onions, ketchup, they can smell all the individual items in the hamburger. They smell everything. They have like a reference of... A menu. Yeah, it's just very different than ours. So do they have like Terminator vision? Is there red code going across and they're like... Well, they have no language too, right?
And these people that are involved in the green energy business have done a tremendous job in pushing these politicians to promote this very specific propaganda about what you can and what you can't do and what we need to do and where we need to get to and what bills we need to pass in order to get to this position. And they're all profitable. Yeah.
So it's all on instincts, which is fascinating. Because, you know, nobody taught my dog to pee on things. He just knows that you step... What's this? He pees on it, you know? When I like take him on trails and he finds out where all the other dogs have peed, like, oh, I'm going to pee there too.
He knows she's uncomfortable.
They're empaths, especially when they really love you. There's something about them. Yeah. My dog understands language. He doesn't know just like sit, give me your paw, lie down, stay.
Yeah, he knows things. Like we could be going towards the house. I go, no, let's go around the back. And he's like, okay, we're going around the back. He knows what I'm saying. It's like real subtle, real simple.
Well, they're like human beings, though, in that it depends on the life of the dog. Like people get killed by wild dogs. Yeah. Like in Georgia, some couple recently was attacked and someone was killed by wild dogs. Because the dogs are fending for themselves. They live horrible lives. Now, people that live horrible lives are shit people, right? They're dangerous shit people.
Whereas a dog like Marshall that said nothing but love and he's a golden retriever, he's bred that way, he's just a genuine joy to everyone he meets. Like, you're my new friend. Everybody just assumes. But you've met dogs. They see people. They're sketchy. They're scared of men. Maybe they were beaten. They're a reflector of the environment in which they've been brought to. Exactly.
Dogs are just like us. They're just like us. You get a dog like Carl. Carl thinks everybody loves him, and everybody wants to play, and that's what he does. He just runs up to you and tries to play because that's his whole life. That's all he's ever experienced is being taken care of.
There's a great story that you can find that's on YouTube. There's a clip of my friend Steve Rinella. And he was on a Fognac Island. And they were elk hunting. And they had shot an elk. And... A Fognac Island is an incredibly difficult place to traverse. The bush is dense and thick, and the bears are enormous. A Fognac is connected to Kodiak. By a small land strip, I believe.
And that's the problem that nobody wants to talk about. This is all business. And like most businesses, like the business of vaccines or the businesses of infrastructure or military, there's a lot of money being exchanged. And that's why it's being promoted. This isn't some completely altruistic, we need to save the world and this is what's wrong. It's not true. It's not true.
It's certainly like right next to Kodiak. I might be wrong about that. I think it maybe used to be. I'm not sure. But the point is they are coastal brown bears and coastal brown bears are the same thing as a grizzly bear. But their diet is very different. So their diet is so rich in protein from salmon. They have so they're enormous. They could be eighteen hundred pounds fat.
They could be 11 feet tall. They're fucking huge. They're preposterously big. And you can't imagine how big they are unless you really encounter them. So my friend Steve, he was with a group of friends. They had shot this elk and he was filming it for a television show called Meat Eater. They shot this elk and they put most of it up in the tree and they carry some of it back to camp.
And camp is six hours of trekking through the train. So then they come back the next day. They trek six hours. They find the spot. They sit down and they start eating lunch. They don't realize that a bear has claimed that meat. And so the bear charged through the camp and one of the guys winds up on top of the bear.
The bear barrels through the people and this guy is literally riding the back of the bear for about 30 yards before he falls off of it. One of my friends, my friend Giannis, it is gnashing its teeth about 18 inches from his face as it runs by. Now, imagine a head this big. I mean, the head is like this, isn't it? Like this. Enorm. I mean, so big. Just impossibly big.
And it's gnashing its teeth 18 inches away from his head as it runs by. He hits it with a trekking pole. Like wax it with a trekking pole. The way Steve described it, he said, the most reptilian part of your brain. is ignited where you no longer have like, what should I do? There's no, there's no thinking in terms, there's no language.
So in the flight, chaos, full chaos, full chaos, terrifying chaos. No one had their gun in front of them. No one, no one knew what to do. They were all the gun, like pistols were in the packs. Rifles were sitting down over there. No one was prepared. No one thought the bear was there. They didn't understand that it was there.
But even a documentary's not gonna do it. You have to experience them. You have to actually be around one and see it.
I've only seen one grizzly bear in the wild and it wasn't big. It was about six feet. But it looked at me so much different than any other animal that I've ever seen. It looks right through you. Like, am I going to eat you?
Yeah. Are you a food source? Am I going to eat you? What are you?
There probably at one point in time was something.
That's what it really is. And there's an actual animal called Gigantopithecus that existed alongside human beings that was an 8 to 10 foot tall bipedal ape that lived in Asia and could have come across the Bering land bridge.
And there's also... Native Americans have some enormous number of names for these creatures, different tribes. So they don't have fake animals. They don't have a bunch of dragons and stuff that doesn't exist.
California killed all the bears, all the grizzlies. Well, the California state flag is a grizzly bear. And their bears were similar, I believe, in size to coastal brown bears, the grizzlies, the brown bears that used to live there. And there's a place in California called Lavec, there's a town called Lavec that was named after, I believe his name was Stephen Lavec.
He was the last man to get killed by a brown bear in California before they eradicated them. So this is in the 1800s, I guess. So they just started killing them all. They just killed them. Fuck these things. They're killing everybody. Yeah. Let's just kill them. You can sort of see why. Oh, yeah. But a polar bear is even more madness again, isn't it? Oh, yeah.
It just doesn't sound the same. It doesn't feel the same.
Have you ever seen that BBC show where they put the guy in the glass cube? Oh, my God.
It is so terrifying. The thing is just smelling meat inside that cube and trying to get through it to get to him. It's biting it, and you see its massive jaws, and they don't eat anything but meat. Yeah. So they're the most dangerous of all polar bears. And ironically, they're the ones that we make seem to be the cutest.
Fuck that thing. How do you know that's going to work, by the way? Did you try that out on a bear? It looks like a shit X-Wing fighter, doesn't it, from the inside? And this bear just gets to it. It's like, oh, there's meat in there. How do I get to that meat? And we make those things out to be our friends. That's the, what would you do for a Klondike bar? They sell Coca-Cola.
They sell Klondike bars. And this bear is just a fucking super predator.
Only you could prevent forest fires. And they want to eat you. Yeah, they want to eat you. They want to eat anything that's slow. I mean, that's what they're there for. They're nature's cleanup crew.
There's some pistols that you can... effectively unload into a bear and stop them. A .50 cal would stop it, would it? Yeah, well, sure, a .50 cal. I don't think they have a .50 cal pistol, but they have 40 Magnums, 44 Magnums.
You have to shoot it multiple times. Yeah, not one. And, you know, if you have a .38 or a 9mm, good luck. Good luck. It'll bounce right off its head. Their heads are so thick. You could literally shoot it in the forehead and it would probably bounce off its forehead. I mean, they bite each other. You've seen them go to war with each other when they bite each other. Oh, God.
They have insane amounts of power and bite force. And they're just clamping down on each other's face. And they'll do it for half an hour and walk away like it was nothing. Okay. That versus a big gorilla. That's a good question. We've had that question many times. What is it? I think the gorilla is at a severe disadvantage because it doesn't really kill anything. Yeah.
They don't exist. It takes too long to charge. You can't just pull over and charge. It takes hours.
So the gorilla just gnashes its teeth at other gorillas and makes like he's a badass and they have incredible power, but they don't even eat meat. Whereas the bear, all it does is run around killing things. It's all it does. Kills things and eats dead things. And it's what it wants to do. I got my money on the bear. I love it. I love it. What I know about is cars.
Well, they're fascinating. It's a fascinating part of our world. And anthropomorphizing is a really fascinating aspect of it. And I think in America, it happened with Teddy Roosevelt, with the teddy bear. I think that's the beginning of the end. And then Disney movies were a huge problem. Disney movies are a huge problem because all the bears are your friend.
They all talk to everybody and say, why would you kill the bear? Like that is a giant forest dog. That's an evil animal that it doesn't give a fuck about you or your kids. It'll pull you out of your tent. It'll eat you 100 percent. And they're wonderful and they're beautiful. We should definitely keep a healthy population of them. I'm not saying we should eradicate them, but.
Know what they are and don't be influenced by these goddamn cartoons. Cartoons and movies, which have fucked people's heads up.
Also, if you feed them, then they become accustomed to getting food from that particular area, and then you kind of fuck them up because then they lose their ability to hunt. If you do it too often, if you provide them with food every day, you're going to fuck them up.
Well, do you know that they, I believe it was the UN, passed some sort of regulations on cargo ships. And because of these regulations to make them more, pollute less, the side effect, the unintended consequences were the ocean got warmer. The surface of the ocean where it was measured got warmer because there's no longer a pollution layer over the ocean where these things are traveling. Right.
Yeah, whole. Whole. Just throw it down. They'll do it to pigeons.
No, there's so many videos of different birds throwing down a whole largemouth bass. And it's like, how is it even getting in your mouth? They have these skinny little necks and they swell up. And they have the fins popping out of the tails, popping out of their mouth. Yeah, they're pretty extraordinary creatures, and they're essentially dinosaurs.
Well, very lucky they're small. It's also interesting that people, they catch them and snap their claws off and throw them back in the water because their claws will regenerate.
Right. That's from a horror movie.
Oh, yeah. Those are crazy. They're huge.
Look at that guy holding one. You get a perspective. What is that? The size of that thing. What is that?
Wow. Look at the size of that thing. They are freakish. Where do they live? They live on a couple of islands. 3,300 newtons. That's so nuts. That could take your hand off. Oh yeah. Wow. The bite of—it's stronger than the bite of most land animals, including leopards, bears, and wild dogs. And it looks like something from a horror movie.
Do you know there's some speculation that that's what the fate of Amelia Earhart was? Yes. So when I read that, I just— That she crashed, got on this island, and the coconut crabs ate her.
I mean, luckily, I think they clamp slowly. Yeah, but more than a leopard. What the fuck, man? So what is that thing biting through? Is that metal?
Which is so crazy. So, I know. Do you know that there's more green on Earth today than there was in the last 100 years?
It's a hard life. It's a hard life for them, you know? Yeah. And you can't make them pets.
That's how they're wired.
That's so bizarre. I would have never imagined that. I would have never guessed.
Okay, spider crab. Japanese spider crab.
Oh, the coconut crabs are from Japan as well?
Are those things, do they taste good? Look at that! Are the coconut crabs delicious?
I wonder why. Jesus Christ, that's insane. That's so big. I had no idea that there was a crab that's longer than a human being. Absolutely disgraceful thing. Can you eat a Japanese spider crab? Oh, I think you do, yeah. It looks like they got them on ice, so it looks like preparing a Japanese spider crab is no easy task. Oh, you got to find a big pot. Yeah, right? You got to break it up, I guess.
Wow. Now, what about, find out about the coconut crab. Can you eat coconut crabs? I might want to eat one. I'm going to send you a picture if I get one.
It's because of the carbon dioxide, because trees eat carbon dioxide.
I once... Yes, it says above that. An aphrodisiac. Oh, but look, it says... Yes, coconut crabs are eaten as a delicacy on some islands and are considered an aphrodisiac in other places. Some say they're tasty and don't need any extra seasoning or cooking and can be eaten after boiling for about 10 to 15 minutes. However, the species is threatened by intensive hunting. Oh, poor babies.
They ate Amelia Earhart. Whose fucking side are you on?
No, but I think where that comes from, I have a feeling it's genetic memory. I think that's where aphidiophobia comes from and arachnophobia, fear of snakes and spiders. Because some people, we've experienced that on Fear Factor as well. Some people have a real, it seems like a genetic, irrational fear of certain things.
And I really feel like that is some memory from either an ancestor getting bit or seeing someone get bit and die. I think there's something to that. There's a reason why it exists in some people and not in others.
Right. No, I think it's completely a genetic memory. That's my number one guess. Cuba was fascinating because I suppose as an American citizen, you can't go there, can you? Can you go there now? I think you used to be able to go there. I think during the Obama administration, they made it so you can go there. It's an amazing place because it's one of the few... Which is kind of crazy.
Your government can tell you can't go somewhere like five, two... Yes, and some of it's so close to you as well.
We have a lot of diesel trucks here.
You hit the gas on the highway and you see black smoke.
Well, you certainly will. I mean, there's a reason why people are escaping there.
They're trapped. They're trapped in a communist dictatorship.
It's also a communist dictatorship that's in a very unusual predicament because they're not allowed to trade, right? So China's a communist dictatorship, but we buy everything from China. They're arguably worse than Cuba, but we're not allowed to trade with Cuba because some shit that happened in the 60s.
But not America. I think you can get them now in limited quantities, but it used to be if you got a hold of Cuban cigars, I would get them. I'm going to tell you a thing I did that was illegal. I used to get them from England, and I used to get Cuban cigars. I had a friend who lived in England, and he would send me Cuban cigars, and then later he would send me the labels.
Exactly. And even the scientists are all bought and paid for. That's part of the problem too. Scientists aren't just scientists. They're scientists that are influenced by the university. They're influenced by whatever research group they're a part of. There's a lot of shenanigans going on.
So he would send me the cigars with no labels, like in a Ziploc bag, send me a few cigars, and then he would send me the labels in an envelope a couple days later.
Well, there's a place, was it in Indiana, where there's three coal-fired power plants? And if you go outside, you can run your finger over someone's windshield and you have black coal dust on your finger. And all these people in that area have all sorts of weird fucking diseases because they're just breathing in particulates every day.
Oh, it's gotta be horrible. Every time they launch, I mean, how many cars does that account for? You think about the amount of pollution that's put out, the amount of carbon that's put out by the burning rockets?
Well, how about leaded gasoline? Leaded gasoline, there's been studies that show that in the places with higher amounts of leaded gasoline, you can see the lower IQ in the kids. And they think that it has dropped people's IQ by a measurable amount. Like people that grew up around leaded gasoline, which is me, during that time, we are dumber because of leaded gasoline.
The pipes in our homes 150 years ago were made of... Lead. Lead pipes. Well, my friend Shane Gillis has a hilarious bit about George Washington. And George Washington had lead dentures. So he had this lead thing where these fake teeth were... So he had like lead in his mouth. So he's getting lead poisoning all day long.
But I think they'd be like, you're not using gravity? Why don't you guys just go use gravity? Manipulate gravity. This is so stupid. I have a Tesla. I have a Model S Plaid, and it's fantastic. It is so fast. It's like a time machine.
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That's funny that AI is willing to say something that's very un-PC.
Because I've never heard that. Well, it's probably true. It's terrible for you.
Yeah, it's a cough drop, I think.
Yes. I don't like that. I don't like the yoke. I ordered a new one. I get it in October. No yoke. Regular wheel. Wheel's better. I like a wheel better. But I get it. There's some benefits to the yoke. It's like you get a clearer view of the dash. You basically put your hands on there. And he's moving towards completely automated. You can press, doot, doot. You press a button.
It just means it's safe and healthy. It's simple, real food from people who care about what goes into your dog's body. The Farmer's Dog makes it easy to help your dog live a long, healthy life by sending you fresh food that's pre-portioned just for your dog's needs. Because every dog is different. And I'm not just talking about breeds.
Well, some guy invented a water-powered car a long time ago and he was murdered. Do you know that story? It's one of the great conspiracy theories that he yelled. He met with some people, you know, that wanted to talk to him about this design. And then he yelled, they poisoned me. And he ran outside and died. Yeah. And then nobody ever heard about the water powered car ever again after that.
So what is all that? I don't know. What the fuck is all that shit? So the mysterious death of Stanley Meyer and his water-powered car. It's a wonderful conspiracy theory. I haven't looked into it enough to know how much of it is true.
Look at it. It looks like the wild one. So this guy had developed this water-powered car that had incredible mileage.
Yeah. Jesus Christ, a lady? Oh, Jesus Christ is Lord. Oh, okay. Cursive. Did Stanley Meyer die because he knew how to turn water into fuel? This is a British newspaper. Is it? The Express.
What kind of shit website is this?
I'm sure there's other articles about that. The car that ran on water.
Oh, okay. So his bizarre death at age 57 ended work that, if proved valid, scroll up, could have ended reliance on fossil fuels. People who knew him said his work drew worldwide attention, mysterious visitors from overseas, government spying, and lucrative buyout offers. I know that. He was offered money to sell. I think the Y Files did an episode on this.
The Myers death was laced with all sorts of story and conspiracy, cloak and dagger stories. Grove City Police Lieutenant Steve Robinette said, lead detective on the case i told them the stand had died and they never said a word he recalled absolutely nothing no condolences no questions how did it but how did it run on water i don't know Stephen Myers featured in numerous internet sites.
Significant portion of the 1995 documentary, it runs on water, narrated by science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke, aired on BBC, focused on his water fuel cell invention. It's a fuel cell, okay. Who was ignored, called a fraud, and died without his hometown even remembering him with so much as a plaque.
Yeah, right, especially over exhaust, right? It says, and hydrogen bubbles. A match is lighted. The volatile gases explode and prove that water is separated into its components. Meyer said his invention did so by using much less electricity than physicists say is possible. Video show his contraption turning water into a frothy mix within seconds.
It'll drive you just based on the navigation.
Takes so much energy to separate H2 from the O, said Ohio State University Professor Emeritus Neville Rieh. a physicist for more than 41 years, that energy has pretty much not changed with time. It's a fixed amount and nothing changes that. Meyer's work defies the laws of conservation of energy, which states that energy cannot be created or destroyed.
I don't trust it. No, nor do I. I mean, it just doesn't feel right.
Basically, it says you cannot get something for nothing. He may have had a nice way to store hydrogen and use it to make a very effective motor, but there is no way to do something fancy and separate hydrogen with less energy.
So who knows? But when he said, the Lord sent me. Okay, now it gets odd. His first few words were, the Lord sent me here to this home. I'd like to use your home as an experiment. Okay, hold on. Meyer's creativity seemed to peak when he met Charles and Valerie Hughes, truck drivers who lived in the Jackson Township.
Julia Hughes, the youngest of the seven children, was five years old when Meyer rang the doorbell of her home on Marlane Drive. His first few words were, the Lord sent me here to this home. I'd like to use your home as an experiment, she said. Maybe it was just a two-story garage shop or the privacy of towering oak and sycamore trees.
Julia isn't sure what Meyer saw there, but she knew her parents didn't have room for a struggling inventor. Yet after visiting with the family for several hours, Meyer stayed the night and then the next few years in the late 1970s. In return, Meyer built the family a solar silo designed to both heat and cool the home.
The structure required thousands of clear resin light guides, a crude form of fiber optics which Meyer baked and molded in the family kitchen. Jesus. Julia Hughes recalled the chemical stench the system was supposed to channel the sun's rays into the tower base to heat water and generate electricity for an air conditioner.
Despite extensive efforts that included re-plumbing the house, the invention never worked. Oh, so he might have been a kook. Hard to tell.
It's the exact same feeling that I got when Joe Biden was the president. Like, is this okay?
Yeah, the Arabs wanted to offer me $250 million to stop today. You and this lovely family can live in peace and prosperity the rest of your days. Meyer told them this. The army officials, meanwhile, had questioned Meyer about what foreigners wanted, thinking that a deal might have been struck. Charlie recalled Meyer telling the family, Meyer discussed the offer in the Clark documentary.
Many times over the last decade have been offered enormous amounts of money. Hmm.
Especially with a large corporation like Volkswagen.
Yes, they're driverless. I don't know what they're called. Wayvo? Waymo?
Conspiracy theories are fascinating because some of them are bullshit and some of them are real and it's hard to figure out what's what. Yeah. There's some crazy ones like the earth is flat and then there's some ones like the CIA might have killed JFK. Yeah. And you're like, ooh, they might have. Yeah.
And how many of them did they get away with? Yeah. For everyone that gets caught, it's not like they catch every conspiracy. There's no way.
No, some of them sneak through and manage to be effective. Do you know the latest one about this gentleman who was a billionaire who had apparently overvalued his company and went to court for it and the possibility of him – winning this court battle was something like one half of 1%. This is Mike Lynch, is it? Yeah, the guy who just died on the boat.
And then right after he gets out, the guy who he's with, the co-defendant, gets hit by a car, and then he gets hit by a freak water spout and sinks his yacht.
Didn't the lawyer die as well?
The co-defendant was hit by a car.
Did the person that hit the cyclist have any connection to anybody?
Billionaire Autonomy co-founder Mike Lynch and Stephen Chamberlain's careers were intertwined for years in a fraud trial. Then they died on the same day miles apart.
Well, there was a bunch of them. They got into a sort of a situation where they created a traffic jam because they all came into an intersection together and no one wanted to move. And there was a bunch of them because there's quite a few of them in the city. I've seen several today. Yes, they caused a traffic jam. Yeah, I don't.
They fucked over some billionaires.
I know. You love it, don't you? Love it.
Because I got to think that there's people in this world that have the ability to do certain things to certain people that fuck them over. I think you're right. Yeah. And that seems like that would qualify. We're talking about they got ripped off by billions of dollars and then somehow or another this guy gets off and then dies right away. And dies in the weirdest of ways, a freak water spout?
How many people die every year in freak water spouts on 300-foot yachts?
And they've always rigged sports. I mean, people have been rigging sports since the beginning of sports betting. But the sport that you're involved with, can you rig that? Oh, yes. People have rigged it. People have gotten in trouble for rigging it. Certain fighters might have an injury
There's a controversy about a certain trainer that was involved in betting in an online Discord server, and they would talk about bets, and he'd make a lot of bets, and he was making more money betting than other things.
And there was a fighter that he was taking care of, and that fighter apparently had a knee injury and went into the fight, and then all this money got bet on this guy losing in the first round. And so he throws a kick in the first round, falls down, gets beat up, loses by TKO in the first round, blows his knee out. His knee had apparently already been fucked.
And so this guy, who is the trainer, he's being investigated by the feds. He gets kicked out of the sport. No one from his gym is allowed to compete in the UFC anymore. And he's under investigation. And if it turns out that what they're saying about him is true, he's really rightly fucked.
I mean, probably one day it's going to be the way to do it, the way to get around. But I think you can't deny people the joy of driving just like you can't deny people their ability to ride horses. If someone wants to ride a horse, they should be able to ride a horse. People have a long history of enjoying horse riding. Okay? Let them ride horses. And I have a 1990, I guess it's a 93 RS America.
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You see it as a possibility if he wants to spend a billion bucks beating this guy, he could do it.
Let's put it up on the screen. Bloomberg spent 500 million on ads. U.S. population, 327 million. Don't tell us if you're ahead of us on the math. He could have given each American one million dollars and have had lunch money left over. It's an incredible way of putting it.
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The conference needs to decide whether we're actually serious about spending. They talk about, well, we got to do mandatory spending reform and bend the curve. But we just voted on a $200 billion shift of dollars in Social Security that's going to shorten the time when Social Security expires or goes bankrupt. We're just fundamentally unserious about spending.
And as long as you got a blank check, you can't shrink government. If you can't shrink government, you can't live free.
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I want to be careful not to discuss too many of the specifics of an investigation. But what I can tell you is that... Part of the FBI's job is to safeguard classified information. And when we learn that information, classified material, is not being properly stored, we have a duty to act.
And I can tell you that in investigations like this one, a search warrant is not, and here was not, anybody's first choice. we always try to pursue, invariably try to pursue, the least intrusive means, first trying to get the information back voluntarily, then with a subpoena. And only if, after all that, We learned that the agents haven't been given all of the classified material.
And in fact, those efforts have been frustrated, even obstructed. Then our agents are left with no choice but to go to a federal judge, make a probable cause showing, and get a search warrant. And that's what happened here.
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As the president said, we're not going to do the negotiation in public with the American media. He's going to do it in private with the president of Russia, with the president of Ukraine and with other leaders. And I think that's how this has to go.
I think that I just want to push back against some of the criticism I've seen in the administration on this, because every single time the president engages in diplomacy, you guys preemptively accuse him of conceding to Russia. He hasn't conceded anything to anyone. He's doing the job of a diplomat, and he is, of course, the diplomat-in-chief as the president of the United States.
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This guy, I want to see if anybody gets it.
Let me see, folks in the chat.
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Childhood vaccines, number one. He talked about electromagnetic radiation, number two. He talked about pesticides. He didn't talk about the things that Callie's talking about here, which is things like obesity or over-medicating children or sugar drinks. I'm all for that. I agree with that. But you can't have both.
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I'm sure we do, yeah.
Not this guy, though. Henry04U2. Oh, I love Guy.
Yeah, because it stands for graphic user interface.
That is not my legal name, though.
This says the North Dakota state budget for the 2025 biennium is approved by the 2022 Legislative Assembly, total is 19.6 billion. Wow.
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expressing opinions isn't election interference even when people express views outside your own country and even when those people are very influential and trust me i say this with all humor if american democracy can survive 10 years of greta thunberg scolding you guys can survive a few months of elon musk but what german democracy
What no democracy, American, German, or European, will survive is telling millions of voters that their thoughts and concerns, their aspirations, their pleas for relief are invalid or unworthy of even being considered.
Time to say goodbye.
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Why would the government allow a United States senator to be so frustrated? We heard this from both sides of the aisle. Now, that brings to me to the point that whatever these drones are doing, the government really doesn't want us to know what that must
mean is they're more concerned with us getting knowledge and being afraid of that information than having no knowledge and having all these questions. That's why I'm worried about it. It must be something going on that they can't tell us because they are so fearful of what the public's going to do when they hear what the drones are doing.
There's no way the Department of Defense does not know what's going on. Have we heard one word from the Department of Defense? Zero.
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I'm kidding, of course. She also said skibbity.
It actually doesn't mean anything, I don't think.
We'll bring Hailey for like a live translation next time.
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...representing Musk. And he's come out and said, oh, it's a ticky-tack lawsuit. shows they don't have anything against them and whatever. But the reason that you would want to file this suit is the same reason that Joe Biden is continuing to pass laws to try to Trump-proof democracy. The more Joe Biden does in the waning days of his administration through administrative agencies like SEC,
and stacks it up in front of Donald Trump, the more Donald Trump has to undo. The more Joe Biden does, the more Donald Trump has to undo. And eventually, in that curve of resources, political capital, and time, Donald Trump's gonna run short. There's only so much he can do on day one or day 100 in his administration. And many of the things that Joe Biden has done, for instance, are Trump proof.
It's going to be very difficult for him to reverse 330 million acres being put into a wilderness preserve so it can't be drilled for oil or gas based on the way that law is written. Very smart. It's going to be very hard for Donald Trump immediately to undo giving people temporary protective status as immigrants.
And it's going to be very hard for him to kill lawsuits like the one that was just filed against Musk. It will happen. The new SEC chair will withdraw this. But we want Trump to expend scarce political capital and look the American people in the eye and say, well, I took that lawsuit away. I gave Musk a free ride, even though he's going to be the head of my Department of Government Efficiency.
The show conflicted ethics. It helps in our politics to see Donald Trump have to make actual moves on a chessboard, all for the public to see. And that's why these cases being filed even so late, even on the last day or the last minute, are important.
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You know who else did that? Manuel Uribe. He also had everything.
The fattest guy who ever lived, yeah. He was like, put it in my room.
Hey, you know you could put a fridge in here.
What?
I mean, what are we doing? Oat milk in the fridge, spoon. Yeah.
That's so good. Thanks, Joe Double.
You can do what you want. I just stay in my room all day. You realize we're slowly putting a kitchen in our bedroom.
Yeah. Hey, you know, you could put a stove in here. Yeah, that's true.
I don't even have to walk to the garage.
Yeah.
Oh, I caught on to it because I was like, hey, there's a water cooler in here.
I don't know what's going on. Hold on.
Yeah.
Very cool.
Oh, this is another Pajitzki.
Okay, here we go. You're going to like the way you look. Hey, Christina. Hey, Tom. I just had my first Pajitzki effect since I first learned of the phenomena and the proper term for it. This Saturday morning, I was sitting with my boyfriend drinking coffee, and I suddenly had an inspired thought to come up with my own phonetic alphabet system based on poop and dick-related words. Mm-hmm.
A as in asshole, B as in b-hole, C as in dick. You get the point. We came to the letter J, and I said, jerk off. And my boyfriend said, ejaculation. And I said, oh, how about we use that for E instead of excrement? Then I thought, wait a minute. Jerk off and jack off are synonymous. Jack off must come from the word ejaculation. I was elated. I never made that connection before. Wow.
This is what Christina was talking about. What an amazing feeling. I have to tell someone. Then I immediately wrote this to you guys. Okay, that's all. I love you guys are the best. Carolyn.
Huh.
I never thought of that, actually. I never thought of it. I just thought, you know, jacking off has just been such a part of my life that I've never thought about the origins of it.
Now I know. Thanks, Carolyn. I think you gave us all a Pazitsky effect.
Jerk off, jack off. Jack off. E-jack, E-jack.
Big, big kind of world news we should kind of touch on for a little CNN update for the folks. Well, it's actually three major criminal trials taking place. The Menendez brothers are going to be resentenced. Diddy and Tony Johns are going on trial this week. Three of the biggest celebrities, big kind of criminal cases. I know. So first, I guess, Menendez Bros.
This is something that has been a hot topic, especially in the last year with the documentary and the scripted show coming out, the Ryan Murphy show. What's the latest on the Menendez brothers? What do we got? Here's what the Menendez brothers said after judge gave them a potential path to freedom.
On Tuesday, May 13th, Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Michael Jesick resentenced Lyle and Eric Menendez to 50 years to life in prison, which makes them immediately eligible for parole. Lyle, now 57, Eric, 54, have been serving a life sentence without parole since their 1996 conviction for fatally shooting their parents, Kitty and Jose Menendez,
in their $5 million Beverly Hills home in 1989. The brothers, who were 21 and 18 at the time of the killings, have admitted to the murders, but maintain they acted in self-defense after years of sexual abuse by Jose, abuse they claimed was ignored by their mom. Prosecutors claim the two brothers' motive was greed, And lavish spending and cited their lavish spending spree after the slayings.
So basically right now, these guys have fulfilled for the most part what a 50 year to life sentence would be, meaning that they are parole eligible. And so it's just going to be whether or not they're granted that parole because they've been locked up for all this time. But that's pretty crazy that it's been changed from life to this possibility.
How do you think bad thoughts could feed somebody?
Orlando airport.
He is so fat. It was like the universe wanted to show us what was happening. Because when he shoots movies, I met somebody who he did a movie with, and I'm saying when he does movies now, he makes sure they don't shoot him showing his gut. So all the framing is like here. Oh, wow. And then because he doesn't want to show. Yeah. And then there was a video of him walking around.
Somebody just he was walking through like some festival or something looked like. Yes. And it doesn't look like I exaggerate in bad thoughts. No, no, no. He actually looks bigger than me in the fat suit. Oh, I know. It's crazy.
Shit in his pants on the escalator. Sometimes we would ride that escalator. He goes, this is where I was when I shit my pants. I was like, oh, that's nice, dad. And I left my underwear in the air in the stall. I'd shit all over myself.
And now you can also see why he tells them like frame me chest up only.
Yeah. Look at this.
Look at this guy. Yeah. That's a martial arts expert.
You know, the epitome of discipline. I know, I know. Self-restraint.
Oh, my God. What do you think?
Yeah, that would be cool.
It'd be cool if he puts out some statement, though.
I'm talking about Rex Henley, the real Rex Henley. Oh, the real Rex Henley.
There he is. There's Rex.
It's so funny.
Yeah.
He abused the shit out of her, yeah.
He's a real deviant, this guy.
It's really cool. It's really nice. And then I had a little bit in my pants. Yeah. He said when I got off that plane, I left a little sunset on the seat for the next person. A sunset. Yeah.
And then wasn't there a piss-related thing?
So the people have spoken. Yeah. I mean, I hope they play this in court, you know?
Yeah, it's very it's super. I mean, it's like textbook abusive behavior.
Yeah.
Well, no, I'm just saying like you hear these things. This is textbook abusive behavior. I mean, this is control, isolating people. You know, like when you isolate people, you make them feel more hopeless and helpless. Like it's textbook abuse. It's like, you know, control. It's like total control over somebody. And he's obviously has like a pretty dark fucking side to him, man. Like this is...
Ugh.
T, T, I'm T. P, P Diddy.
Well, Rob Eiler calls me tea diddy.
Because of the scenes that I put him in. Yeah, of course. He's like, you're tea diddy.
Oh, pooping in a bucket and scooping it into a vial. I still haven't done it. You guys are poop bros. I'm doing anything. Of course. I'm avoiding the shit out of it.
I'm not even calling them back.
All right. Who wants to volunteer? Oh, my God.
Tanner, I got to shit into a bucket and then scoop it into vials.
We just dumped here. It was pretty cool, yeah. Synergy. Yeah. I was thinking about shitting at home, but I was like, I don't feel like it's really ready. Got here, we had our meeting, and then I was like, it is time now.
Wait, are you the only volunteer in the room?
Yeah. I didn't see your hand shoot up.
Okay. Josh, you're just going to let him take that job? Yeah, he wants to do it. Why not? I've already done it before. I'm used to the game, brother. All right, we'll talk about it after this.
Oh, what's the Tony John's? Oh, yeah. Well, I have an update, a voicemail update. Can I play this? Yeah. Yeah? All right, here's the latest Tony John's from the inside, everybody.
Wow, that's the update.
I don't know. He said, I want to let my fans know I'm off the market.
Now, here's what I want to know as a worker, because sometimes people in that industry still have relationships, like romantic relationships, and they do their work. It's just work. So I wonder if he'll still do his adult work, or whether he's saying this love is now taking me out of that.
Oh, that's beautiful. Thank God. She gets it. It's just a job. It's just a job. There's no feelings behind it.
Tony Johns this is all we wanted is just to stay out of jail just so we could get to Alexis that's all he had to do he's delaying his gift to the world like everybody's waiting for this scene because he got locked up this is such a crazy turn of events I know I really want him to get out and I want to you know I'm really I'm excited to send him the money to see the scene because they're going to sell the scene I want to buy it
I think a nice woman in his life would really center him. Yeah, for sure.
True.
Poor little guy. Poor little guy. Poor guy. Zolo. Yeah. You said that your algorithm is now turning into mine. Yeah. How does that feel?
Well, it wasn't really like I didn't have a tug. I was just like, do I have to shit at the house? It wasn't like, oh, I have to shit. I was like.
You're almost there. It's almost complete. I can't wait until our algorithms are complete mirrors of each other. It's got to send you a few other ones, and then it will be fully, will be just in sync completely.
I'm not even upset, by the way, that the Bin Laden doc just came out, and it's number one, because that's what I'm going to be watching tonight. Cannot wait. Bin Laden number one, bad thoughts number two. I cannot wait. I am so excited. Yeah. Yeah.
He was a big goofball.
Yeah.
Well, I got to watch and I'll tell you. Oh, shit. I'll give you a full report next week.
Didn't they find that in the compounds? Yeah, they rated his, when they went through, they were like, this is fucking stacks of porn. Everybody's a hypocrite, dude. Everybody.
I haven't shit yet today. You know, that kind of thing.
There you go.
There's our guy.
Hey, buddy, guess what? I'm not even mad at you. I'm glad you're number one. I can't wait to watch your show.
Yeah, we were in Hyperion. We celebrated. Yeah.
I do sometimes go, oh, I have to shit. I'll do that in an hour. Right. Yeah.
And we are back. And joining us today is an all-time favorite comedian of ours who has a new special that has dropped today on YouTube. It's called Popular Culture. Give it up for the one and only Brent Weinbach, everybody.
That's what I like about you. You're super thoughtful, man. That's a very considerate thing to do. Because the Fleshlight guy is super bummed out right now. Yeah, I know.
Is that right? Maybe. Fleshlight was really like, they were an early adapter for podcasts. Yeah. Before anybody was jumping into the ad space. They were just, Fleshlight was trying to get into comedy, you know? Yeah. Well, they knew, too, that comedians would be like, oh, you come in this? Yeah, I'll talk about that.
That's true. And coming always takes priority. Over shitting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'll just wait till I'm done. And then I'll go, hey, I got another update for you. You do that. Yeah. After shit.
right disposable fleshlights oh my god but the cost would be right the thing is you'd be like hey 60 bucks but you buy condoms or it's like oh oh it's like the diaper genie you know what i mean like you just they keep refilling with disposable yeah like a sock in there yeah there's more rags of sorts yeah nice rags i mean rag is a bad word i guess but they're you realize that right now just this conversation the fleshlight guy's going like this he's like fuck man
We're making up for the lack of reach, I guess.
Also, how much it's developed in the last... We remember version one. What's going on right now? Oh, yeah, I know.
Look at that.
Sure.
Can we go to the website just to see what's going on in the... Yeah, I'm curious.
Oh, wow. I've always wanted to have sex with Ryan Reed. Okay. And now I can get a mold of her butthole or her vag. Her butthole's no.
Puckering and such. Well, there's a pucker look. Also, can I tell you something? There's no pucker. If there's no scent, how do I get hard? They don't work that into this? They should do scratch and sniff. They definitely should.
That's a great segue to let people know. If you don't watch Bad Thoughts, it's available right now on Netflix. It's been out about a week. And thank you all so much for watching it. Thank you for the messages. It has been a thrill to see so many people watching it and enjoying it. And yeah, it was so much fun to make. Thank you for watching it. Please tell your friends.
And like, how do I clean this? That's 80 bucks. Wow. Yeah. You're just going to dump your clip in. Do you like, do you pull up her scenes as you're doing it? And you're like, oh, you're just cranking on it as you're watching her work.
Oh, so all these people have their own. Holy shit. But hold on. Is it really modeled after their vagina? No, it's not. Of course it is. They have a stand in. The external. The lips. Oh, right.
Oh, my God. That's the president of YMH Studios.
holy shit so Emma Hicks she's the actual she runs this company yes where you're at right now she that's a that is a mold made from her vag uh huh so you can actually if you're a huge fan which you should be obviously if you like this show you like her um you can go on fleshlight and buy this that's a mold of Emma's own vajayjay by the way go ahead what's the spinal column under it
By the way, we're happy to promote stuff like this that helps the world. You know what I mean? When you're doing things to better humanity, you get a free plug.
Way to go.
So, Bee Weezy, before we go, oh, there's your ear hole.
Remember him?
Well, you'd have part of the school like kind of closed off. Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, guys, stop fucking up the production.
Yeah.
Okay, like waddling. She had a dookie in her pants? Towards the bathroom.
She dookied.
Did you have a crush on her when you saw her?
Confirming it was Stacey Dash.
I know. Like sit between my legs and take a dump.
And wait, so is this section of the school always closed off?
Yeah. It's crazy.
And the Armenian would be like, ada, ada, ada.
Wait, let's talk for a second, though, about the special. Oh, please do.
For people that don't know, just so they know the person that's sitting here. You are the mind and the creator behind the greatest YouTube video of all time. And it's one that's been celebrated on this show many, many times, which is the Gangster Party Line. Thank you. You made this. The master is here. It's a masterful piece. Thank you. Yeah, I mean, we've played this a million times.
What's up, nigga?
I mean, 2013 this one came out. It's still funny.
I'll sit in the toilet with you, yeah. Yeah. My mom doesn't like that. No. My mom, so if you saw the Netflix promo of showing her. Yeah. I actually showed her the first episode. And it's a really funny promo because she really didn't like it like I knew she wouldn't. Yeah. But then she called me. The day after it came out, I was leaving here. I was going to the house.
Okay, so... There you go. Omar Deckard right there. It's so good. I mean, and the concept of you can call... These lines are always like, call a sexy girl, right? So that's the idea behind commercials like this. For someone to talk shit to you is so funny. I don't know if you pick up on how often, too, this will have its resurgence.
Yeah, yeah. Because I'll be on Twitter or something and all of a sudden I'll see this. It's coming up a lot. And someone will be like, what the fuck is this? And then I'll see that it's got like 10,000 retweets. It'll just explode again.
yeah you know but sometimes you're like what's up bitch definitely definitely yeah you know i start we start trying to sell them on fleshlight 2.0 hell yeah you know fuck yeah we do we do we do whatever you know we just want to provide a service the reason i bring this up honestly but not just because i'm a big fan but just to give people frame of reference of like this you are the person that did this and that you also have a special out now
Yeah, well, it's just that you're the comedic mind behind both. Oh, sure, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
18 years ago. 18 years ago, Brent and I, I opened for him at Cap City, the old Cap City, here in Austin, and we did the Bat Tour thing together.
It honestly turned into one of my favorite kinks. Most of the time, I'm asking you to shower.
Yeah, yeah. And we asked questions to the tour person, and we would go, so does the former governor ever come by? And they were like, um, what? We were just goofing the whole time.
Yeah, Foujon.
And she goes, I see my mom calling. I go, hello. And she's like, Tommy, I just watched your whole show. And I go, oh, yeah? And then I just waited. And it was quiet. And I go, what do you think? And she goes, it was horrendous. And I go, why? She goes, I'm so embarrassed. She goes, I can't show my face. My friends, do you know how embarrassing it is that my friends can see this?
Every once in a while I'll feel the desire. I'll do tours of places that we reach out to. I'll be like, can I get a tour of the stadium? Visit a team facility or something like that. Oh, you like sports a lot. I like sports. I've gone to art museums on the road. If there's a particularly good city that has great art, I'll go check that out too. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I want to see everything.
That sucks, bro. It reminds me of this.
Yeah. Bat Tour style all the way.
Oh, yeah.
Do you do Bat Tours? Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Barbecue. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Burnt ends. We call them dick tips.
That's fucking... Some bats or roaches are wild here. Yeah.
You put this on Netflix? It's terrible. And I go... Well, thanks for the call.
Why don't you do a soft stream? You could do a soft stream cleanse.
In the shower, will you just shove a bar into your asshole or will you get a rag? and clean your asshole with a rag.
Yeah, she watched the whole thing.
It helps, by the way. It helps for Netflix that she watched the whole thing. Of course. They went completion rate. So I'm like, thanks for watching the whole thing. It's real supportive.
Yeah. Because they kind of just made it just really mainstream.
My friend.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's pretty neat.
Tell me, because we kind of jumped past it. Where did you shoot the special?
Yeah.
Before that, it was Lacey Shabert.
No. That's my mom. She's pretty cool. All right, let's do the opening clip. And here you go. Fuck.
You can do the French pronunciation or the... Chaubert. Chaubert.
This is so exciting. I was so excited because I remembered that we had open poop talk when we hung out many, many years ago. And I've been so excited to show you this today. I saw you coming in and I was like, oh boy. Oh my gosh.
We got a what's everybody. Yeah. It's taking over.
In the lady's defense, I will say this. She still delivered those packages. I know. Well, she delivered many packages.
But also, it's the same guy who has rockets that go up now to space, but his have deliberate phallic symbolism. Oh, yeah? Yeah. His rocket is not what you typically see as a rocket. Bezos' rocket. Bezos' rocket looks like a... Yeah.
Look at the way his head is right there.
And the smirk.
Pursuit, pursuit. Yes. You introduced us to that.
I did not know that. What? This is some of our finest work, okay? So if you want to see what really got Bad Thoughts going... Brent and I, yeah, we did Bear in a Bathtub. You know what I remember? Wait, I got to be in it too. Yeah, you're in that too. Don't I have a little bit? Yeah, absolutely.
The thing I remember the most of this is that when we made it, I had a professional, a guy who's an actual cinematographer do handheld. Obviously, nothing was lit professionally. It was just like...
hey man will you shoot this you know like he helped and when I was I did the credits you know oh yeah yeah I put like the like director of photography like I gave him a real credit oh yeah and he was like hey man could you not do that no crap he was like well it doesn't it doesn't look like you go like oh wow this is really well shot so it wasn't because of the con the content it was just he didn't like his work in it
Exactly. He was just like, oh, if this had been lit a certain way.
Didn't you say that? Like Good Bears. Yeah, Good Bears.
I think they'd be like... What is this?
The moaning below is so primal. Yeah. So authentic. It's very... Here we go.
Do chicks like this kind of stuff, too? I love this.
Well, look what he says. The music is real. The sex is real. This is unapologetic gay music.
But I remember that the CD had like jizz dried on it. Like that was part of the art. It was raised. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.
What's everybody? What's everybody? What's everybody? Hey, man. It's taking off. Everybody was making fun of me, and now fucking famous baseball players are saying it.
Bad Thoughts is my new series that just came out on Netflix. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And when she watched it, she goes, I think you should call this show Cock Thoughts because there's so many dicks in it. It's all about dicks. You said I would, but that name has been taken. It's been taken, and I respect Pursuit.
Oh, okay, so wait a minute.
But the names we credited are not, it's featuring these guys.
What's up, everybody?
Well, hit artist profile on the right. Let's see if it says anything. No. No.
Do you know John Rocker? I do know the name. Do you know why you know the name?
I wish there were videos.
Attaboy. Yeah. That's a good shot. That's a good shot. But if you go to the one, if you close that and you go to the left of that one, the HP, that's what the CD cover was like.
So he was a MLB player. MLB. Major League Baseball. Major League Baseballs. Professional baseball player. Professional. And he was a really good player that one time...
I get on my lappy.
But I feel like the few people that I've met that go, I know a few that have been like, hey, no smartphone. Think of their happier.
sports illustrious most famous sport because sports illustrated a profile on him 20 some years ago a long time ago and in the article he's with the journalist and he's like yeah you know he's like new york's gross it's like people with aids and gay people love it and it was like the biggest story that he was like there's blacks everywhere it's crazy
It's a good song. And also, why are you ladies leading these guys on? If you're not interested, just fuck. He's trying six months. I was distracted by the music. I didn't even hear the lyrics. Can I hear the lyrics one more time? Yeah, sure, man.
Poor guy, I'm sure, is like, come on, that can't be the only thing about him, but that's all anybody knows about him, is that he was like, there's gays in New York. If you pull up the John Rocker quotes from that.
She's cute, too.
You never really know. It's always the discussion. That's why I prefer the ones when they're not wearing pants. Oh, you see that? Yeah, I've seen that full contact.
Oh, you really? Nothing? Yeah, and I've seen the ones where the girl, after she kicks, she grabs it and she's just like, and she's like, suffer. I want to see blood. I wonder if that hurts or not. Yeah, I don't know. I think it obviously feels good to him in some way. He has gloves on. Okay, if they like that, right? Yeah.
I don't know, though, but you are having some form, even if you like it, of testicular trauma. Even if you're blocking it with a curved shield? I mean, she's kicking him pretty fucking hard.
I don't know whatever that means.
In which, which martial art? Tang Soo Do. Tang Soo Do.
He was an Atlanta guy, right? So he's like, they asked him, would you play for the Mets or Yankee New York? He goes, I'd retire first. It's the most hectic, nerve-wracking city. Imagine having to take the 7 train to the ballpark.
If I had to pick.
Yeah, he kind of does. You know what I'm saying?
It looks like a grown... Like, this has an adult... I like adults. And this is a more youthful cut. That is more of like a boy.
I like the boy. You think if I sat in her chair, she'd be like, what the fuck, man? You ain't got no hair. I know. What happened?
You're riding through Beirut next to someone with purple hair, some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. The biggest thing I don't like about New York are foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speak English.
You can train to do it.
Especially when they put their tails in.
Yeah, it does. It goes inside the butt.
When they get their tails.
Eyes on the road.
I thought there was about to be.
Could be.
You just reminded me. that there could have been an accident, so I got something to show you. Uh-oh. Poo-poo time? No. It's basically horrible or hilarious. Oh, really? Yeah, you just tell me whether you think it's funny or not. Poo-poo time? I thought there was going to be something.
That guy's definitely hurt. He's real hurt bad.
Yes, that would have been funny.
Yeah.
You know what? Yeah. It was horrible. That's what the lesson is. It was horrible. Yeah. All right. One more. You might like this one, June.
Asians, Koreans, Vietnamese, Indians, Russians, Spanish people, everything. How the hell did they get in this country? Here's the crazy thing about it. He's right.
They loved it.
It really was.
That's exactly what New York is like. It's just whether or not you like it or not.
How about you? Are you a moon guy? You mean drink blood? Yeah. Well, I am a creature of the night. Well, I mean, like if a lady's on her, you know, will you go down there and laugh it up?
You've heard of Brazzers, right? Yeah, yeah. That's where they're based.
It's so funny, man. And the Russians. And they just dragged him so hard about it. They just were like, he's some redneck, you know?
Hell yeah.
Isn't that where... Ivan... Ivan... Vlad the Impaler. Vlad the Impaler. Vlad the Impaler, yeah. I'm thinking of the guy from Ghostbusters.
That's Vigo. There he is.
And then 25 years later, however long ago that was, I mean, if you read this, you're like, yeah, that is what it's like to write.
It is somebody with purple hair and you don't hear English. Like that's still the same.
Which felt like the most otherworldly to you?
I mean, what do you mean by that? You know, like this is an antiquated kind of dystopian place. It's North Korea.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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Congratulations on it. Thank you. And thank you for coming in today, man.
It's great for awful things people have said. If you're auditioning for any type of acting thing and they're like, hey, can you audition? You'd be like, yeah. I'd retire first. It's the most hectic nerve wreck. And they're like, what the fuck is this?
Oh, yeah, he is Southern.
I mean, I went to college with people who said this exact same thing. Of course.
Yeah. They're like, it's so crazy. There's so many fucking weirdos. That's what everybody says.
Yeah. So it's a weirdo city. Yeah. That's what big cities are like. Yeah. Big cities have weird colored hair and people not speaking English.
Yep.
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Oh, yeah, and I have one to share. I have a Pajitsky effect.
Sure. So my Pajitsky effect, are you ready?
Pajitsky effect.
So my Pajitsky effect is that I realized the other day Almost every night, our oldest boy makes popcorn. And he will watch a show or a movie for a little bit before we start the bedtime routine. And he's like an expert at making popcorn. And whenever he makes it, I'm like, hey, can I get some of that? And he's like, yeah, and I'll eat some popcorn.
And then we put the kids down, and then we go and watch TV for our wind down. And I realized... that I can make popcorn too.
In bed? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Well, here's the thing. I don't have to only have popcorn when he makes popcorn. I can make popcorn because I like popcorn. And I can make it and I can eat it while I'm watching TV.
And I just figured that out. I didn't realize that I can go into the pantry and grab a bag of popcorn and make it. Just do it. Anyway, I just figured that out. And it's pretty cool because I made popcorn the other night. I was like, oh, I can make popcorn.
Ellis does popcorn.
And like when he's done making, I'm like, oh, there's no more popcorn. But I can make it.
I can make my own popcorn. Yeah. Now I should say, he is a more advanced popcorn maker because he'll do the on the stove and turn the- Oh, he loves to do it old timey way. He does it old timey way. And then he seasons it and he's like, doesn't have enough salt. He does his whole thing. It's amazing. I do it simpleton way. I just put the microwave. But here's the thing.
I can make- I got popcorn if I want popcorn. I don't have to- Only have popcorn when you make popcorn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you realize that your whole entire MO in life is just to put anything that's in the house in your bedroom? Yes. Because you're like, hey, I got to have a coffee station. Now we have a water machine in the bedroom. And you're always like, you know you can put this in your bedroom? Because I think you just want to live in bed. I do want to live in bed.