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It's President Trump's long-awaited tariff day.

It's President Trump's long-awaited tariff day.

According to the European Union, almonds, orange juice, poultry, soybeans, steel and aluminum products, tobacco and yachts imported from the United States now will have a 25% levy on them.

According to the European Union, almonds, orange juice, poultry, soybeans, steel and aluminum products, tobacco and yachts imported from the United States now will have a 25% levy on them.

And welcome back to WSHIT's continuing coverage of Spamageddon 2025. Tens upon tens of people have fallen victim to an email and telephone scammer simply known as spam. Crabapple residents are reminded not to answer any phone calls from spam, do not respond to spam, and don't click on links in a message from spam.

And welcome back to WSHIT's continuing coverage of Spamageddon 2025. Tens upon tens of people have fallen victim to an email and telephone scammer simply known as spam. Crabapple residents are reminded not to answer any phone calls from spam, do not respond to spam, and don't click on links in a message from spam.

And welcome back to WSHIT's continuing coverage of Spamageddon 2025. Tens upon tens of people have fallen victim to an email and telephone scammer simply known as spam. Crabapple residents are reminded not to answer any phone calls from spam, do not respond to spam, and don't click on links in a message from spam.

Due to the ongoing emergency in Krabappel, the mayor has called for township-wide martial law, the emergency sirens have been going off non-stop for 47 hours, and in a bit of schadenfreude, many Krabappelians are receiving spam text messages from emergency services. The mayor reminds everyone these are not spam messages.

Due to the ongoing emergency in Krabappel, the mayor has called for township-wide martial law, the emergency sirens have been going off non-stop for 47 hours, and in a bit of schadenfreude, many Krabappelians are receiving spam text messages from emergency services. The mayor reminds everyone these are not spam messages.

Due to the ongoing emergency in Krabappel, the mayor has called for township-wide martial law, the emergency sirens have been going off non-stop for 47 hours, and in a bit of schadenfreude, many Krabappelians are receiving spam text messages from emergency services. The mayor reminds everyone these are not spam messages.

And now an emergency broadcast communication from the director of information technology and communication services, Debra Duddles.

And now an emergency broadcast communication from the director of information technology and communication services, Debra Duddles.

And now an emergency broadcast communication from the director of information technology and communication services, Debra Duddles.