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Fuck that thing. How do you know that's going to work, by the way? Did you try that out on a bear? It looks like a shit X-Wing fighter, doesn't it, from the inside? And this bear just gets to it. It's like, oh, there's meat in there. How do I get to that meat? And we make those things out to be our friends. That's the, what would you do for a Klondike bar? They sell Coca-Cola.

Fuck that thing. How do you know that's going to work, by the way? Did you try that out on a bear? It looks like a shit X-Wing fighter, doesn't it, from the inside? And this bear just gets to it. It's like, oh, there's meat in there. How do I get to that meat? And we make those things out to be our friends. That's the, what would you do for a Klondike bar? They sell Coca-Cola.

They sell Klondike bars. And this bear is just a fucking super predator.

They sell Klondike bars. And this bear is just a fucking super predator.

They sell Klondike bars. And this bear is just a fucking super predator.

Only you could prevent forest fires. And they want to eat you. Yeah, they want to eat you. They want to eat anything that's slow. I mean, that's what they're there for. They're nature's cleanup crew.

Only you could prevent forest fires. And they want to eat you. Yeah, they want to eat you. They want to eat anything that's slow. I mean, that's what they're there for. They're nature's cleanup crew.

Only you could prevent forest fires. And they want to eat you. Yeah, they want to eat you. They want to eat anything that's slow. I mean, that's what they're there for. They're nature's cleanup crew.

There's some pistols that you can... effectively unload into a bear and stop them. A .50 cal would stop it, would it? Yeah, well, sure, a .50 cal. I don't think they have a .50 cal pistol, but they have 40 Magnums, 44 Magnums.

There's some pistols that you can... effectively unload into a bear and stop them. A .50 cal would stop it, would it? Yeah, well, sure, a .50 cal. I don't think they have a .50 cal pistol, but they have 40 Magnums, 44 Magnums.

There's some pistols that you can... effectively unload into a bear and stop them. A .50 cal would stop it, would it? Yeah, well, sure, a .50 cal. I don't think they have a .50 cal pistol, but they have 40 Magnums, 44 Magnums.

You have to shoot it multiple times. Yeah, not one. And, you know, if you have a .38 or a 9mm, good luck. Good luck. It'll bounce right off its head. Their heads are so thick. You could literally shoot it in the forehead and it would probably bounce off its forehead. I mean, they bite each other. You've seen them go to war with each other when they bite each other. Oh, God.

You have to shoot it multiple times. Yeah, not one. And, you know, if you have a .38 or a 9mm, good luck. Good luck. It'll bounce right off its head. Their heads are so thick. You could literally shoot it in the forehead and it would probably bounce off its forehead. I mean, they bite each other. You've seen them go to war with each other when they bite each other. Oh, God.

You have to shoot it multiple times. Yeah, not one. And, you know, if you have a .38 or a 9mm, good luck. Good luck. It'll bounce right off its head. Their heads are so thick. You could literally shoot it in the forehead and it would probably bounce off its forehead. I mean, they bite each other. You've seen them go to war with each other when they bite each other. Oh, God.

They have insane amounts of power and bite force. And they're just clamping down on each other's face. And they'll do it for half an hour and walk away like it was nothing. Okay. That versus a big gorilla. That's a good question. We've had that question many times. What is it? I think the gorilla is at a severe disadvantage because it doesn't really kill anything. Yeah.

They have insane amounts of power and bite force. And they're just clamping down on each other's face. And they'll do it for half an hour and walk away like it was nothing. Okay. That versus a big gorilla. That's a good question. We've had that question many times. What is it? I think the gorilla is at a severe disadvantage because it doesn't really kill anything. Yeah.

They have insane amounts of power and bite force. And they're just clamping down on each other's face. And they'll do it for half an hour and walk away like it was nothing. Okay. That versus a big gorilla. That's a good question. We've had that question many times. What is it? I think the gorilla is at a severe disadvantage because it doesn't really kill anything. Yeah.

So the gorilla just gnashes its teeth at other gorillas and makes like he's a badass and they have incredible power, but they don't even eat meat. Whereas the bear, all it does is run around killing things. It's all it does. Kills things and eats dead things. And it's what it wants to do. I got my money on the bear. I love it. I love it. What I know about is cars.

So the gorilla just gnashes its teeth at other gorillas and makes like he's a badass and they have incredible power, but they don't even eat meat. Whereas the bear, all it does is run around killing things. It's all it does. Kills things and eats dead things. And it's what it wants to do. I got my money on the bear. I love it. I love it. What I know about is cars.

So the gorilla just gnashes its teeth at other gorillas and makes like he's a badass and they have incredible power, but they don't even eat meat. Whereas the bear, all it does is run around killing things. It's all it does. Kills things and eats dead things. And it's what it wants to do. I got my money on the bear. I love it. I love it. What I know about is cars.