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That's so good. Thanks, Joe Double.

That's so good. Thanks, Joe Double.

That's so good. Thanks, Joe Double.

Orlando airport.

Orlando airport.

Orlando airport.

Shit in his pants on the escalator. Sometimes we would ride that escalator. He goes, this is where I was when I shit my pants. I was like, oh, that's nice, dad. And I left my underwear in the air in the stall. I'd shit all over myself.

Shit in his pants on the escalator. Sometimes we would ride that escalator. He goes, this is where I was when I shit my pants. I was like, oh, that's nice, dad. And I left my underwear in the air in the stall. I'd shit all over myself.

Shit in his pants on the escalator. Sometimes we would ride that escalator. He goes, this is where I was when I shit my pants. I was like, oh, that's nice, dad. And I left my underwear in the air in the stall. I'd shit all over myself.

It's really cool. It's really nice. And then I had a little bit in my pants. Yeah. He said when I got off that plane, I left a little sunset on the seat for the next person. A sunset. Yeah.

It's really cool. It's really nice. And then I had a little bit in my pants. Yeah. He said when I got off that plane, I left a little sunset on the seat for the next person. A sunset. Yeah.

It's really cool. It's really nice. And then I had a little bit in my pants. Yeah. He said when I got off that plane, I left a little sunset on the seat for the next person. A sunset. Yeah.

Ugh.