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No Seffi, huh? O-L-I. Now again, it's not me putting them in. It was our listeners. They put them in.

No Seffi, huh? O-L-I. Now again, it's not me putting them in. It was our listeners. They put them in.

Time now for top five. Stu Gotts underrated paints.

Time now for top five. Stu Gotts underrated paints.

O-L-I?

O-L-I?

You were with me five minutes ago. Locked in.

You were with me five minutes ago. Locked in.

Underrated pain. Number four. A paper cut. Unterrated. Okay, what? So, no, that's a pain. You know, we joke about paper cuts. Nobody likes them, though. They're bad. They're rated completely properly. Most people don't know, though.

Underrated pain. Number four. A paper cut. Unterrated. Okay, what? So, no, that's a pain. You know, we joke about paper cuts. Nobody likes them, though. They're bad. They're rated completely properly. Most people don't know, though.

What do you mean, they don't know?

What do you mean, they don't know?

At Levitard Show. That's a good question. Hold on. Everyone slow down. By the way, no one's ever died from gout. So that's the line. I think we can all agree, wherever it is that cancel culture resides, I think we can all agree, the line is, we can make fun of the disease if no one has ever died from it.

At Levitard Show. That's a good question. Hold on. Everyone slow down. By the way, no one's ever died from gout. So that's the line. I think we can all agree, wherever it is that cancel culture resides, I think we can all agree, the line is, we can make fun of the disease if no one has ever died from it.

The King's disease, gout. That's right. It has to be an old man's disease, does it not? I wasn't old. Well, you are old. At Levitard's show. Have more people had paper cuts than haven't had paper cuts at Levitard Show? Because I think what he's saying that the grand majority of humans have never touched paper in a way that has cut them, which doesn't make sense to me. But we've all had one.

The King's disease, gout. That's right. It has to be an old man's disease, does it not? I wasn't old. Well, you are old. At Levitard's show. Have more people had paper cuts than haven't had paper cuts at Levitard Show? Because I think what he's saying that the grand majority of humans have never touched paper in a way that has cut them, which doesn't make sense to me. But we've all had one.

Anyone who's touched. I feel like if I say everyone who's touched paper, more than half of those people have had a paper cut. Yes. If you've ever touched paper, you've had a paper cut.

Anyone who's touched. I feel like if I say everyone who's touched paper, more than half of those people have had a paper cut. Yes. If you've ever touched paper, you've had a paper cut.

No, I've had a paper cut. So I had a paper ruler. You know how sometimes they send you, if you're going to put like a TV up or whatever, they send you like a paper ruler so you can put it on the wall, measure it or whatever. It was furled together and then I went to unfurl it and my finger got stuck on the side and it like ripped. That's not a paper cut. That's bad.

No, I've had a paper cut. So I had a paper ruler. You know how sometimes they send you, if you're going to put like a TV up or whatever, they send you like a paper ruler so you can put it on the wall, measure it or whatever. It was furled together and then I went to unfurl it and my finger got stuck on the side and it like ripped. That's not a paper cut. That's bad.