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But yeah, tickets are limited to this, and it's going to be a great event. I love your dynamic with Dan Patrick. You're going to be giving it to each other here on this stage a little bit. Yep, nope, that's actually going to happen. They're going to have intercourse on this stage. That is correct. That is after the meet and greet. That'll go viral.

That is a different package that is available.

That is a different package that is available.

We can have plenty of cuck chairs set up alongside. All right. The meet and greet.

We can have plenty of cuck chairs set up alongside. All right. The meet and greet.

He's dancing.

He's dancing.

Respect. Okay. You understand that I got to run that past my boss ultimately. Because if my wife wants eyebrows on me, they're staying on me.

Respect. Okay. You understand that I got to run that past my boss ultimately. Because if my wife wants eyebrows on me, they're staying on me.

Well, this is the thing. Hold on a second. Well, next time you do it for real. Having Lucy disguised.

Well, this is the thing. Hold on a second. Well, next time you do it for real. Having Lucy disguised.

No, that would not go over well.

No, that would not go over well.

Yeah, that's true. I may have misspoken there. Luckily, it was not recorded, and nobody can prove I said that. In my 20s, when I had a full beard, I once shaved half my beard, meaning... This part of my face had an entire beard, and this part of my face was clean-shaven.

Yeah, that's true. I may have misspoken there. Luckily, it was not recorded, and nobody can prove I said that. In my 20s, when I had a full beard, I once shaved half my beard, meaning... This part of my face had an entire beard, and this part of my face was clean-shaven.

Everyone's done that in the bathroom.

Everyone's done that in the bathroom.

Did you leave the house with it? No, but I surprised your mother with it.

Did you leave the house with it? No, but I surprised your mother with it.

Somewhere there's a photograph of me.