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Hmm.

That's why you're in the Final Four.

I really wish. That would have been so good for you.

He probably has, like, some poem he wants to read.

We're on Zoom, Teej. We're talking on the computer. Let's not pull a Jeffrey Tobin.

We go down to SoFi Stadium where it's Saturday Night Live with Kyler Bill Murray. And it used to be a lot better with Aaron Norm McDonald. Trey McBridesmaid finally caught the bouquet and got out of the friend zone and into the end zone. But Puka make them knickled and afraid as he pulled their pants down.

Marvin William Henry Harrison hasn't had as sick of an inaugural season as you think he would since he can't catch a cold the way his QB is coughing it up. And Chad Thousand Ryland dressing is usually pretty solid, but dipped around and missed an extra point, leading to a situation where the cards are driving, but needed a touchdown and a callow from the other side.

Big Cat's pinky bet is still alive. I'll tell you I'm sorry for picking you off put Kyler through the ball and to McBride's mouth Williamson steals the game and keeps the Rams in the playoffs

We go down to Tampon Bay, where it's that time of the month as Bryce is back in the flow and the Carolina crampers are looking to stop the bleeding on a bad season as they spotted the Bucs in early TD. And then a touching tribute to my dear friend Jimmy Carter. Dave Panama Canales turned it over in a contest some called It's Must Lose. And they got boat raced.

Jimmy was a great man who came from poverty. And the punt is blocked. And the punt is blocked. LMAO, every day I'm rustling. Every day I'm rustling. Return it for a score. The Bucs win in a blowout. 48-14.

We go up to Minneapolis where the Minnesota Vikings of Leon's sacks were on fire and they could really use Sam Buddy, Donald, to continue his great season. Jordan, I love sprinkles. Yes, it's true. Yes, I do. Was anything but a cupcake as the Vikings took a page out of Gordon Hayward's playbook and kept looking to Addison. Josh, very cool.

Jacobs had a nice skorigami while Malik Heath-Ledger almost made it a dark night for the Vikings until just in the nick of time, Jefferson helped Minnesota take the top seed like a really tall squirrel. Vikings 27, Packers 25. Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston, Cuyahoga, such a fine sight to see.

Wow.