Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings
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Hey, Pardon My Take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's Pardon My Take, we have Week 17 in the NFL. We're going to start with Fastest Two Minutes. We got some big-time playoff... implications going on. We've got a lot of the seeds set. We also have some fun games, uh, that are going to be set up for week 18, some things still at stake. We're going to talk a little who's back. We're also maybe do a little college football because we have the quarterfinals coming up in a couple days. And it's all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings for monster slams to draining threes at the buzzer. Watching our favorite NBA players is the gift that keeps on giving and playing. Pick six from DraftKings, an official partner of the NBA, is a way to take a shot at even more cash prizes. It's super simple to get started. Select two or more players and choose if they'll have more or less of a stat, like points, rebounds, three-pointers, and more. Track your picks for a shot at huge cash prizes.
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We start in Cincinnati in a game with huge playoff implications as Bo Sticks proved that the Broncos are for real and isn't a grand illusion as he let the ball sail away, sail away to Marvin Yankee hat with no brims, Jr., who...
Who? No cap. Ran up the bill scoring two touchdowns.
But it was Joe Spurrow that came out the victor. Duncan on the defense injecting T-Shot Higgins who said, yeah, we may have been gals, but now we are men. And even with the win, there were questionable decisions down the stretch begging the question, will Cincy want to transition and remove Zach Taylor?
Bengals keep their playoff hopes alive. 30, Broncos 24. Whoop! Whoop!
We go down to SoFi Stadium where it's Saturday Night Live with Kyler Bill Murray. And it used to be a lot better with Aaron Norm McDonald. Trey McBridesmaid finally caught the bouquet and got out of the friend zone and into the end zone. But Puka make them knickled and afraid as he pulled their pants down. Marvin William Henry Harrison hasn't had as sick of an inaugural season as you think he would since he can't catch a cold the way his QB is coughing it up. And Chad Thousand Ryland dressing is usually pretty solid, but dipped around and missed an extra point, leading to a situation where the cards are driving, but needed a touchdown and a callow from the other side.
What are the playoff implications for the Chargers vs. Patriots game?
Big Cat's pinky bet is still alive. I'll tell you I'm sorry for picking you off put Kyler through the ball and to McBride's mouth Williamson steals the game and keeps the Rams in the playoffs
To Sunday in the Meadowlands where the winless at-home Giants were taking on the Colts without their AR-15. But they did have Joe Tick Flacco, who went over the X's and O's in prep all week as he looked like Prince Albert the way he was tossing balls to wide receiver Fallick Pierce, finding a hole in the D time and time again.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happens in the Fastest 2 Minutes segment?
0:00–4:39
2
What are the playoff implications for the Chargers vs. Patriots game?
4:39–6:32
3
How did the Bengals keep their playoff hopes alive against the Broncos?
6:32–14:03
4
What went wrong for the Giants in their game against the Colts?
14:03–18:13
5
What should fans know about the Commanders' playoff chances?
18:13–28:00
6
How did the Bills perform against the Jets?
28:00–33:09
7
What are the key takeaways from the Vikings vs. Packers match?
33:09–1:31:01
8
What are the expectations for playoff seeding and matchups?
1:31:01–2:23:32
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