NFL Week 2, Jayden And Caleb Go Down, The Browns Win A Game, The Chargers Are Rock Bottom + Who's Back Of The Week

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PFT Commenter 1:27
because
Big Cat 1:28
it's HIPAA. Yeah. Yeah. Illegal to share
PFT Commenter 1:31
this stuff with
Big Cat 1:31
you guys. Listen, we'll get to all of it, but the one thing that I could say that could maybe cheer us up a little bit is that both our quarterbacks got hurt. We don't know the full extent to both their injuries and how long they'll be out, but neither of our teams lost to the Cleveland Browns and Deshaun Watson. That's very true.
Brian Windhorst 1:50
So
Big Cat 1:51
Zach, in a weird way, that could be considered worse than anything else that happened on Sunday. There's paint all the way around. There's paint all the way around. We're going to do fastest two minutes. We're going to get to every single game. We're going to do who's back of the week. It is a football Monday with PMT. It's brought to you by our friends at YouTube TV guys. The NFL season is finally here. And if you're like me, your Sunday revolves entirely around making sure you don't miss a single snap of the action. Why limit yourself to one game on Sunday? You should be in total command seeing every big play and every touchdown across the entire league right there on your big screen. But thank God for NFL Sunday Ticket and YouTube TV.
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Unknown 3:28
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome
Big Cat 3:38
to Part of My Take, presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, September 21st, week two in the NFL. Some
Unknown 3:55
spread. Not gonna get him.
Big Cat 3:57
We start in Chicago where, as my good friend Paul Simon once said, slip sliding away. The nearer the end zone, the more you slip sliding away. As the Vikings and Bears never found pay dirt on Sunday, the Vikings defense made a floor reservation in the Bears' backfield all afternoon as Debbie Does Dallas Turner kept on fucking the Bears' offensive line to the tune of two sack lunches. The scoring was the opposite of a blitzkrieg, as Will, third right guard, led the game with three field goals and nine points. Not being able to Johnny Cash in the end zone had Bears fans saying they hurt themselves today to see if they could still feel after Caleb Williams went down in the fourth and was carted off the field.
Big Cat 4:42
Sports are dumb anyway, right, Teej? Very
Unknown 4:44
dumb, Boom. Vikings 9, Bears 3. Whoop! Whoop! We're going to Los Angeles, where the...

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