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I have two questions.

Uh, the first one's for me and the others from Tom lay. He's a coworker, also a jets fan. Uh, mine is who's your source inside the jets building and why do they keep showing up for a job? They hate. Okay. And then the followup for Tom lay, uh, what's your fucking problem?

Why not?

He's just getting an interview. He's not the next coach.

Ben Johnson would have been Adam Gates 2.0 on the Jets. Nice spin zone.

Either Vrabel. Okay.

You sad, sad boy. Yeah, I mean, it's still possible. Aaron Glenn. Okay. Brian Flores. I'm sure Dolphins fans are probably like, Yeah, take him. I'll take him. That's pretty much it.

Yeah, but the end of the Rex Ryan days weren't great.

Back to the beginning, but he's old now. You don't know how he deals with the new players.

He got the rhinoplasty or whatever. If Rex agrees to put on 200 pounds.

Let me find a number in here.

PFT's never gotten it by himself.

Yeah, he actually has gotten it. I got it. By himself?

He's never done this before. Yeah. And the jet season is over. Yeah. And we're winning the Super Bowl this year.

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That's awesome.

Yeah, I was just like normal hire and I was, I think I walked into the studio nervous as fuck, introduced myself.

Yeah, now we're cool.

Okay. 99 book. Five.

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So I got mad. I got so mad when they showed Carson Wentz warming up. You looked good in red. Yeah, I was like, this motherfucker is about to get on the field, force me to watch him play, which brings up big-time PTSD, and be successful. And I was prepared for that.

Carson looked very nervous, and he's probably thankful that he didn't have to go in because he is in the co-pilot seat to potentially win a Super Bowl this year, which is kind of his thing that he likes to do.

But the relief that I thought I saw in Carson Wentz's face, it's like if you're in an exit row on an airplane and it crashes and you're like, oh, I got to get up and get everybody off this plane. And then you wake up from that dream and you're like, oh, it's not real. That's what Carson Wentz felt when Mahomes was like, I'm just going to run this out on the sidelines.

So he was fine after getting carried off the field. Like he wasn't putting any weight on his foot whatsoever.

Yeah, they said that he was working on an ankle sprain.

I don't know if he was listed or if they were giving him treatment before the game for that, but he had an ankle sprain. You know how sometimes if your ankle's fucked up and then you just step?

We're old, but you'll just take a step and step on it. All the time. He did that times 100, where he stepped on it and re-aggravated it, and then he was like, okay, nothing's actually wrong with it.

I just closed my eyes, leaned back, and saw the picture of Carson Wentz with the 107 ducks that he shot.

And we would have just been like, Carson Wentz won a Super Bowl. And then all the Taylor Swift fans in the world would have fallen in love with Carson Wentz.

Really, really, really good. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's kind of weird because I feel like the Chiefs, they're not the best team in the NFL, but they will be the best team in the NFL.

So they're 8-0. Who's going to be the first analyst to get on TV and say, is this the worst 8-0 team that we've ever had in the NFL? It's not, though. We've had way worse. They're winning games because they're good at football.

They're not winning games because they're doing gimmicks. They're not winning games in blowouts against bad teams. They're just winning games because they do everything very, very good.

That's what Sean McDermott should do. Sean McDermott should hire Paul Rudd to sit next to him on the sidelines and be like, Paul, should I go for two here? What do you want as a fan of the Chiefs? And then make his decision thusly.

I'm thinking Soupy.

I'm thinking Soupy.

It's a good trade. We gave up a third-round pick, and I think we swapped a fourth for a fifth. So essentially what Adam Peters did was he turned John Dotson into Marshawn Lattimore, which is a pretty good magic trick.

Well, he actually did better than that because the third that we gave up is going to be a much worse draft pick.

But the third that we gave up is going to be a much worse draft pick than what we end up getting from that trade because you had Miami's third rounder.

Okay, so we swapped a third and a fifth.

So wait, me and you swapped a third and a fifth.

But I didn't get a fifth back from you. Is that what you're saying?

Miami's third round pick.

So then what did you trade for Marshawn Lattimore? So then we just traded our third round pick for Marshawn Lattimore. And a fourth? And we swapped. And a fourth. A fourth and a fifth. We swapped a fourth and a fifth.

And a fourth. I still like it. And you're not mad at it.

no i just wanted to clarify because he was saying things that were incorrect right okay so what i love about the trade is uh i still have no idea like how to evaluate cornerbacks i don't sit out there like grinding film or anything but i do trust one person more than most and that's uh ben mentz yeah and ben mentz gave me a breakdown a full breakdown of marshawn latimore

And he said, lockdown number one, physical good length, will tackle. Competitive. Got a couple more years in his prime. Still pretty fast. Hated Dennis Allen. That's the big one for me.

Yeah, we got the Rizzler now. Yeah, we got the Rizzler. Rizzy. That was due to happen. But yeah, the Commanders look like they're all in. Yeah, the other teams that were interested in them were the Chiefs, I think the 49ers. So other competent organizations. Those are all in teams. Are going for them. So I'm happy. Our defense is like middle of the road-ish. And with Lattimore...

It wouldn't be the craziest thing in the world if the Commanders won a Super Bowl. I'm not thinking soupy, but it wouldn't be crazy.

Is the game in Pittsburgh? The game is at home.

But, I mean, it's Pittsburgh, so they just get on a bus, and George Soros pays for their ticket down to D.C., and then they go do their thing.

Memes, what are they getting from Mike Williams? What kind of player is Mike Williams right now?

And then Schefter posted yesterday that DK Metcalf will not be traded. Contrary to speculation. That is how I learned about DK Metcalf potentially being traded, was Adam Schefter saying that he won't be traded.

Who do you guys have on Sunday? Patriots? Yeah. Patriots. You have the opportunity to bury Hank's dreams, though.

Yeah, that's a trick question. I think you've got to be rooting for Hank.

Yeah, but say Caleb goes out, throws three touchdowns, no picks, 290 yards, and the defense just breaks down against Drake May. You'd be okay with that.

We should find the person who least wants to be it? Yeah, my general rule of thumb is that anybody that wants to be president should never be president. The type of ego that you would need to be president. It's a bad idea to elect those psychos.

He's a loser. I listened to Dweeber Flus' press conference live, and it's bad. He is not a good coach. Nothing about the man inspires confidence. It was crazy because I was getting mad for the city of Chicago. I was like, this shouldn't be on the public airwaves here. This is obscenity, listening to him talk and just say the most innocuous coach cliches that he could think of.

To answer any given question. He was like, yeah, you know, I think we got to do a better job running the football. And we got to stop the run. You know, this time of year, stopping the run is important. And it starts with me.

You say that to a quarterback that cares more about how they dress. That guy, Matt Eberflus, he should spend more time sitting in his playbook and less time in the barbecue.

It's strange. Honestly, it's strange for me to be looking at transactions that we make and be like, I think that they have a plan.

The crazy thing is Jaden Daniels, he's so good at football, at playing quarterback, that he actually made our secondary better.

It's been a while. If Dan Snyder was the owner of the Commanders... And they should have won more, and they didn't. Then when Jaden Daniels got his rib broken, it would have punctured his heart, and he would have died on the field. That's the vibe that having bad ownership will give you. It's a sick sweatshirt, PFT. Thank you, Hank. You can find it in the Barstool store starting on Thursday.

Draft Arch Manning.

There's got to be something up, and I'm not blind to it. He misses old buddy. I think it's as simple as that. He was never going to love Caleb. No.

Do you think Khalil Herbert is the first person to thank God for moving to Cincinnati? Yeah, probably. I think maybe in history, right? Yeah, that's probably it. And then we also glossed over the biggest move of the trade deadline. Jerry Jones made a move. The Cowboys are still all in. Did not sign Pam Oliver. He got, was it Jonathan Mingo? Yeah. From the Panthers? Yeah.

So fourth-round receiver from the Panthers. Jerry said that they liked him a lot in the draft. So basically, Jerry Jones has been stewing on not getting Mingo for the last, what, two years? Yep. And so he finally righted that wrong, and now I guess Trey Lance has another target.

Massive.

Is it going to be Trey Lance? No, I think it's going to be Cooper Rush, but also Jerry said on his radio hit that he goes on every week and gives up way too much information about his personnel decisions. He said that it's going to be Cooper Rush, but also Trey Lance brings a lot of stuff to the table that you can't get from Cooper. Oh.

So I wouldn't be surprised if you saw Trey Lance make his way in on some plays. A couple Trey Lance packages? Some Trey Lance packages, yeah.

The first dog president has been elected.

They're a team that's begging for you to put them out of the game.

That's good. Just a bruise. Just a bruise. I look forward to him. Contusion, as some may say. I'm bummed out that we already played the Bucs because Marshawn Lattimore against Mike Evans is always fun.

Because they just rip each other's throats out every game.

This is a great quote from Jamar Chase today. They asked him about getting ready for Thursday night because it's going to be Bengals and Ravens on Thursday. And this is from our good friend Ben Baby in Cincinnati.

I think he's going to be psyched, but he's going to be like, what do I do?

He said they asked him if it was like cramming for a test in school, getting ready to play on Thursday night. And Jamar responded, I didn't study in school. Love that. Love that. Cardell Jones. LSU, baby. Yeah. I didn't come here to play school.

That was big of me. Well, I can tell that you're in your feelings right now.

I don't think that's true. I still think that Caleb's going to be a good quarterback, but Penix probably not.

Breaking Moose. Breaking Moose. Max? The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers Joel Embiid for three games for altercation shoving a columnist in a postgame locker room.

Wait, why isn't he playing?

Wait, so the NBA's investigation into Joel Embiid not playing in the first several games has been usurped by the NBA suspending Joel Embiid from playing for three games?

It's like getting suspended from school for skipping school.

I think it was from Kevin O'Connor.

They're right now. Trust the process.

You trust in the process? If we got Cooper Flagg, it would be crazy. Kevin O'Connor put up a very interesting post the other day about how bad the Clippers are and how things could go from bad to worse for them. And if the Clippers somehow lucked into a top pick in the lottery, you know who gets that pick? The Oklahoma City Thunder.

So if the Clippers are bad enough, the Thunder could also get Cooper Flagg.

I still think we should title that episode.

So at this point, if we're just doing blind resumes, and if you were to just flip-flop... Just imagine Indiana football with the Ohio State Buckeye logo next to it. And if you look at who they played, if Ohio State had played that exact same schedule and they had the exact same results, Ohio State would probably be ranked, what, number two in the nation? Yeah, well, so...

Yeah, what you're saying is at this point, a great loss is better than a good win.

There's a lot happening today in sports, isn't there? Yeah. I feel like a day like today, Election Day, the college... Well, Election Day is over. Pug. Pug, yeah. But Election Day, college football playoff, and NFL trade deadline. And Maction. And Maction. And Maction. You just have to believe that Major League Baseball is going to announce some award at 9.30 p.m. tonight.

Cy Young's coming tonight. They're going to try to put that out and get absolutely buried. I do think that Indiana should be ranked higher. That said, I think that when they match up, I would not be shocked if Ohio State beat them by a couple scores.

And the fate of our country 2024. So Big T had an interesting question. It was like, what if, you know, the write-in line on every ballot? What if enough of the country got together and wrote in the same person? And then that person ended up getting elected and they didn't want to be president.

They got sunned.

So you know I love doomsday scenarios, right? Yeah. The doomsday scenario last week, now no longer possible. Brand new doomsday scenario.

Just dropped. If Texas loses to Florida, Georgia loses to Ole Miss.

Yeah, they've been playing better. It would be nuts, but it wouldn't be crazy.

Yeah, and just difference in vibes in a city. Everything. New Haven to Jacksonville. All right, so Texas loses to Florida. Georgia loses to Ole Miss. LSU loses to Alabama. Tennessee loses to Georgia. And A&M then loses to Texas later on. Then the regular season would end with Alabama, Georgia, LSU, Missouri, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Texas, and Texas A&M in an eight-way tie for first place in the SEC.

Damn. And I think through all those tiebreakers— Missouri's going to lose again. They might. But if all those things happen, then I believe it would be LSU and Alabama again in the SEC championship.

Yeah. I'm rooting for it. And then you'd probably have... There might be two or three SEC teams that are ranked higher than the SEC champion that ends up getting a bye. Just love all these team stay scenarios.

And Big Cat, do you think that there's any chance that the college football playoff cares about ratings?

That might be an interesting storyline for a Heisman.

Yeah, Miami's offense is probably unstoppable.

I would predict that if Colorado and SMU are anywhere close in terms of resume, ESPN is going to be like, we need Colorado in the playoffs.

Can James Franklin win the big one? No. That was the last thing I had is things that we need to talk about. But wait, let me finish. So Ryan Day, can he win the big one?

uh if it's against penn state yes so is that a big one did did ryan day just win the big one because i was thinking about the transit property the big one no and i think that ohio state is penn state's big one yes but penn state is not ohio state's big one no no penn state is ohio pet yeah ohio state playing penn state that's not a big one for ryan day but it's a huge one yes it's everything for james franklin

I'm totally fine with it. I haven't gone out and gotten hair surgery or bought an old car or anything.

But he was like a story going in this game. Yeah, I'm going to use this guy a lot because it's a revenge game.

Great. So James Franklin's fine. That game was over on the interception in the end zone that somehow the Ohio State defensive back caught. I still don't know how he caught it.

And they were doing that weird shit where they had their linemen split out wide, put them in motion to do absolutely nothing. That was so frustrating.

To not do anything.

To lay the softest block that you've ever seen. You know what they did? They had them coming in motion, and when you see the Niners do something like this, Trent Williams is about to get out in front and be like a lead blocker on a smash play. They had him come in and contribute to a double team. That's why they put him in motion. It made zero sense. Also, I love Ohio State's safety. Caleb Downs?

Yeah. Caleb Downs. From Alabama. Caleb Downs is a fucking monster.

So what we can take away is that Ohio State, they are good enough to be the big one, but they're not big enough to win the big one.

Yep, that's a fake big one.

Oh, I know what you're going to say.

His dad, I think, was a coach at Pittsburgh.

I think this might be his last job, though. I disagree.

I'll tell you what. I think I said it last year at the time. Alabama should have hired him. He was an Alabama coach. He was there for a while. I still think Caleb DeBoer is a good coach. He's just – yeah.

Here's the thing. It had exactly tied with whoever finished in last. Yeah. And it was I think it was like 60,000 votes. I retweeted it as well. But I think that if enough people reach, excuse me, reposted on X dot com, the everything app, it's all happening on X. If enough people repost it, then it just becomes the truth. Yeah. So I think, yes, Blake Bortles, you can look that up now on Wikipedia.

I mean, what is the most James Franklin possible outcome to this season? So they make the playoff, they host a playoff game, and then they beat like a wildly inferior opponent. So they would... They're not going to get the five seed.

Yeah, but if you could pick your choice of the worst of the at-large teams, then you beat them and then you get smoked in the second round by a good school. That would be like the quintessential James Franklin, yeah, good season, but...

I think it's a pretty good story compared to what it could be. Yeah. I freely acknowledge this is loser talk. I'm looking at this from a perspective of if you're not rooting for a perennial top five team in college football, Penn State is the best of that next group.

Okay. Yeah, South Carolina. Awesome defense. Yes.

I'm pretty sure it says that he finished in sixth place.

I want to know how different schools became the claim holders to very popular songs. So like, you know how Michigan is now like we were the Mr. Brightside. Yeah, we invented Mr. Brightside. South Carolina having all the rights to Sandstorm is fucking awesome. I think that that just happened because of Beamer. I think that happened for a while. I thought Virginia Tech was Sandstorm.

No, you're Inner Sandman. Oh, Inner Sandman. That's what I was thinking, too. Yeah, Sandstorm. The techno song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It rocks. But yeah, when it's at night and they turn on Sandstorm.

The first to recognize Sandstorm? Yeah. What does Penn State have?

Zombie Nation.

Yeah. Penn State has Drake? Why? I don't know if it was a Drake song.

I think that they'd have Gary Glitter.

Sweet Caroline would be a good one for Penn State.

Yeah. You know they're still putting out Jock Jams? Are they still putting out now? I think so.

So wait, what did James Franklin do to a student?

Does it help people? Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. You know what? He's a man that can put in a plan for health in America. They can get us healthy again. If he just does a first thing in the morning, everybody, you wake up and you take a piss. Yeah. For your country. Wait, should Blake Bortles be the president? Pardon my take.

Yeah, be like Nick Sirianni. Attack your fans after a win. Yeah. To be like, see?

Getting mad at fans after a win?

I think that shows good fuck you energy.

Well, it shows that Sirianni's got fucking rocks in his head.

Okay.

I think he's a good coach since he shaved his head. I just think he's got something off. I think it's all that hair was fucking him up.

All right. I got something different that's not about Max's team.

I'll save it for Hot Seat Cool Throne. All right. Let's do Hot Seat Cool Throne.

Yeah. So you really threw Ryan under the bus pretty big on that because it was Hank's source for a while and then it became the walls and then it was actually Ryan Whitney is the source and he's telling the walls.

Yeah. So what do you think the walls got wrong in the story?

So what are the walls saying about him being back? Have they given an update, like what happened? The walls have gone MIA.

Okay, so they're running away from the story.

Get Pug on the couch. Just keep and watch.

You know, any complaints that we have about the show, I'm kicking them directly to Pug. Yeah. Okay, your cool turn?

That was pretty cool.

So Hank, hand up for the listener. You want to explain what John Morant did?

I disagree. In fact, watching this layup, this... The dunk would have been sick. I think they should do a layup contest instead of slam dunk contest.

It was sick.

You know, I liked watching the layup though. It's because I thought to myself, like with enough practice, I could possibly do that.

Also not true. Not true. But it still made me think.

All right, good job. Good job, Hank. My hot seat is bubble teams because college basketball started last night. Yeah. And Cooper Flagg, I've seen enough. I think he's a legit player. I can report that Cooper Flagg good at basketball. And Joe Lenardi also put out his first field of 68. I saw this. And he included bubble teams and the first four out.

So Joe Lenardi is before any basketball is played, his first four out. Our Villanova. Shit. Max.

First four out. Wisconsin is in his first four out. We look good last night, kind of, in the second half. I feel like Lunardi put out this entire thing just to include Villanova and Wisconsin there and piss you guys off. Also, yeah, he definitely did this on purpose. He also has Providence. And he knows that the Providence Twitter is going to just absolutely roast him.

And he's a sick, sick savage that likes getting choked out. So he was like, yeah, yeah, Providence, I'm going to kick the hornet's nest on you. Yeah. Also, Providence had a duck in their student section.

Hashtag the duck.

My cool throne is North Korea. Oh, North Korea. Back on the cool throne. I don't know if this is true, but this is a very funny story. Very funny report from Gideon Rockman. He said a usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have been deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the Internet before. As a result, they're gorging on pornography. Ooh.

So North Korea sent a bunch of soldiers to go fight on Russia's side in the Russia versus Ukraine war. Yeah. And I don't know if the North Koreans are ever going to get there because they're all jacking off because they get to see porn for the first time. Good for them. Porn is the great equalizer. Yeah.

We used to talk about how no two countries with McDonald's have ever fought a war against each other.

It's actually just two countries with bang bus memberships have never had a war against each other. Good for them. Good for them.

That's the way to solve world peace.

Yeah, I don't get it.

Well, they get preseason every two years.

Imagine a one-game season. That would rock. How much would that one game mean?

And then you overreact to how good your team is because you won your one game.

Yeah, not at all. He might play for like if Saudi Arabia started a baseball league, he might end up there.

I mean, there's a lot of other teams in any other team. There's so many other teams. And there's a lot of rich guys that own those other teams that could just decide, let's make a splash.

They would be. Actually, you know what? I'm calling it. I think that Juan Soto will be signing with the Mideast Falcons based out of United Arab Emirates in Abu Dhabi. It's a league that's opening up next year. He's in. That's where all the money is.

Yeah. I guess the formula would be just don't let their offense on the field. Yeah.

Yeah, run the football.

Yeah. And what do you think about the trade? So they bolstered up their defense today. And so now it becomes even harder to do anything against them.

Yeah, we were talking about this on on Sunday night, but missing Aiden Hutchinson feels like the Lions. They're going to miss him for sure. But they're still a good enough team to at least appear right now to be the class of the NFC. But the problem would be if their defensive line suffered another injury and they're already down to Aiden Hutchinson. Now what do you do?

So I feel like by doing this move at the trade deadline, they've just made themselves a little bit safer.

What do you think about Xavier Worthy? Because we all know he's fast. We all know what we saw at least week one from him. He's fast. The man is fast. You can definitely say that about him. I don't know if he's a great football player right now, but he's at least a threat in theory that he's going to go downfield.

Would you consider him to be a guy that's going to affect the defense at all just because you have to know that he's there?

All right, so Pug is president and Blake Bortles is VP. Yeah, so the stat that I accidentally reposted, my finger slipped, it says that he got 20,066 votes for governor in the year 2014. I just believed it.

Yeah, it's bad. It's ugly. You mentioned the Bengals. I think this is as close as you'll ever see to the Bengals being all in on a season because this is the third trade that they've ever made as a franchise in history. They've only traded for three guys. And it was for a backup running back. And it was for a backup running back. The Cincinnati Bengals, ladies and gentlemen, are all in right now.

Yeah. And then on the NFC side of things, Baldy, you watch the tape. How much tape are we grinding these days? Oh, every game. Every game.

That's awesome.

Yeah, I love it. You owe it to them. You owe it to the players. It's actually funny. You watch more football on Monday and Tuesday than you do on Sunday. Yes. Oh, yeah, for sure. Not like twice as much. That's awesome. So one question I had about the NFC side of things is the 49ers, because we feel like the 49ers could put it all together.

Kyle Shanahan, pretty good coach in the second half of seasons, not necessarily of games, but of seasons. And so if everyone's kind of like waiting for them to get on that little roll here. what do you see in the tape from the 49ers so far?

Obviously no Christian McCaffrey yet, but what do you see on tape and does it tell you that this is still a good football team that can improve or is this a flawed football team?

Okay. I'm in. Pug. Okay. What kind of policies are you bringing to Pardon My Take?

Yeah. In the NFC East, it does seem like it's down to two teams, the Commanders and the Eagles. I am a Commanders fan, but I feel like I'm a realistic Commanders fan in that I think that the Eagles have a better roster than us. I think that they're a better team than Washington right now. But Washington's on a roll. They beat every team that they should beat.

They've struggled against some of the better competition they played. But how do you see it shaken out between the Eagles and the Commies?

Yeah, three turnovers this year. That's a record so far. Like, it's crazy. Only three turnovers this far through the season. And the Eagles, on the other hand, though, the Eagles do seem like they've figured something out in the last three weeks. Yeah, they have. They look like a different team. So what have they figured out?

Yeah, and Saquon Barkley would be going for the rushing title in the last week of the season against the Giants, and I don't think that Saquon's going to take him out like he did a couple weeks ago. That'll make every Giant fan feel good. Yeah, I think Saquon in that one, he's going to be like, yeah, you know what, screw the younger guys. I'm going to just play the full game here.

Yeah, we should. We should. I mean, listen, the fact that there are nine teams with two wins is actually mathematically almost impossible.

Yeah. Can you tell us a little bit about the Saints interim head coach? Because we're big fans. Yeah, yeah. He looks like a football guy. And one of the things I like about him is on his Wikipedia page, when you look up any biographical info about this guy, all they have is just football. So he's only done football.

There's absolutely no fun facts about him out there, which I think is good for an interim head coach. But can you tell us something about him? What should we expect from him?

You just gave him life for the next two weeks.

Yeah. What about the Chargers? What about our guy Harbaugh? He's done a great job so far. The Chargers haven't looked splashy. They haven't looked flashy. They're not a sexy team right now. They're playing great defense. What is making the Chargers?

Oh, and yeah, Travis Kelsey's still alive. Yeah, still alive. Very much alive.

Yep. Yeah. Yeah, they've been great. And so, Buddy, one thing I love about you, obviously the film, you watch all the film, but you have a love of just physical football and the most physical dudes in the league. Who's one guy that you've been watching this year that's getting you excited, that's like, you know, that's a physical man?

Yeah. Every team needs a Poonie. Yeah.

Yeah, that's a good answer. Yeah, so what teams out there could be thinking soupy right now? How many teams are actual Super Bowl contenders?

What a loser. It's a loser move. So you're going up against the Chiefs. You're decimated by injuries. Baker just went out there and bled all over himself for three hours.

Yeah, I love it. Are you going to wake up to watch the Germany game, the Giants and the Panthers?

You've inspired me to be a better football fan. I was considering taking that game off, but you might have talked me into it. Yeah.

You somehow got yourself in a position where you can win the game, score a touchdown, and then you have the opportunity to go for two on the road, Monday Night Football, against an undefeated team, or you can kick an extra point like a coward, go to overtime, and think that you can win in overtime against literally Patrick Mahomes.

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We're done with politics. Yeah, politics is over. Politics is a one-day season. Yeah. You had your time. You get the long preseason that lasts 364 days, and then the regular season, and sometimes overtime. And maybe if we want to get into the politics charts, we'll just have Hank do a politics podcast. Hank's Political Corner.

I did vote. Hannah, I voted four times today for Pepsi Rookie of the Week.

and you decide to kick the extra point. Now, I saw somebody that posted what the official stats were, and this is where, Big Cat, you and I need to separate ourselves from the stats. From the nerds? Some people are saying that we've become nerds because of the whole 14 points go for two thing. That's just math. That's just the one thing that we know about and understand.

some other politics and then us when there's there's always one new podcast that comes out just that they can screen grab it and be like look look at us we're a top podcast and then that goes away after yeah we're currently at number five on apple's top episode top episodes nice all right so what we have to do who's ahead of us just politics elon musk on rogan yeah fair um daily yeah

and then two murder or uh what's it yeah yeah that's right i forgot about the murder crime and then on on spotify i think we're seventh right now on top episodes and it's the same it's like it's joe rogan one through three caller daddy and then us so what we have to do if we're going to engineer how we can climb these charts we already talked about maybe getting hank to date like rihanna or beyonce party b top female celebrity um hank should also do politics and hank should also commit a murder that me and big cat can solve we solve that

That would be great producing, wouldn't it? If you killed somebody, then me and Big Cat did like five episodes trying to find out who did it. Turns out, plot twist, it was Henry.

No, dunk bet's almost over. Oh, okay. Well, I'm saying you don't have to pay it. I think Hank should be eligible for unlimited golf for an entire year. If you kill someone. If you murder somebody.

And we get to solve the mystery.

I don't want you to solve it.

Can you narrate for us? Because we haven't seen the tape. I didn't see that part. I heard from what memes told us about the play. What was the play? It was the foul, right?

So let's take it from the start. So memes flagrantly traveled. Yes.

Okay. So you spun and then took two steps. That sounds like a walk.

That and beer before liquor. Yeah. That's analytics too.

Yeah, good point.

Just to make Max angry. Yeah, sounds like boys would be boys. If you ask somebody you want to go, you're asking for consent. You should be taught to do that. And if somebody that is weak says that to you, then it's not a big problem. But then when a roided out macho man like Memes says it, then it's like, oh, no. It's like having an ugly dude ask you out as opposed to an attractive guy.

Yeah, 30 minutes after eating and pulling out is good birth control. Yep. Okay, so here's what the official numbers are. The winning percentage if you go for the point after touchdown, 42.8%. The winning percentage if you go for two after that touchdown is... 41.2. So 41.2 for going for two versus 42.8 for going for the win. So they're saying it's safer by 1% to kick the extra point.

Mews does say the anger sharks are swimming out loud.

This is how dedicated to the game memes is. He steps in and intervenes on himself by thinking of a meme to calm him down.

Pug. Pug. Oh, Pug. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We haven't gotten on the Willy Wonka's grandpa thing recently, Hank. That was hot in the streets a couple years ago. I feel like we should bring that back.

Grandpa Joe. What about him? Didn't people call you Grandpa Joe for a while and you got mad about it?

Yeah. So you're just a donut with human live action donut.

Here's why they're wrong. Here's why the nerds are wrong. It's fucking Patrick Mahomes on the other side. It's the vibe check. You're fucking Patrick Mahomes.

Yeah, too many people use the word analytics as just a word for a number that they don't like.

Instead of the would I be blamed, what I like to do is I like to imagine what a fan of the other team doesn't want me to do. Correct. And then I do that thing. So if you were to ask any Chiefs fan, what don't you want the Bucs to do? They would say, I don't want them to go for two on this play because I would love to take my chances in overtime. First of all, you get a coin flip to start out.

So that's 50-50. And then you have Patrick Mahomes on the other side. So even if you go down and kick an extra point or kick a field goal, you still have to stop Patrick Mahomes from scoring a touchdown. Now, in this case, you want to imagine what the other team does not want you to do. And it's a no-brainer for that.

You have the opportunity to beat the Chiefs on Monday Night Football without giving their offense an opportunity to touch the ball. Now, there was some time left, too, and that's because Todd Bowles made a terrible decision. He called a timeout. He called a timeout. You'd like some of that time to tick off because then, yeah, you would end up going up by one.

then kicking the ball to Mahomes, and then he gets four downs. And you don't factor in punting if you're the Chiefs on that offense. Of course. But still, you go for two in that situation, you try to win the game right there. Two yards.

It was a cowardly move, and the Bucs very easily could have won that game. They played well. The Bucs were in there the whole time. They were playing hard on defense, and I love Bucky. Bucky's the best. How can you not root for a guy named Bucky?

Okay, so be honest. In the moment after it happened, when he's getting carried off the field, they show the replay a couple times. What did you think?

He was traded away under Mike Vrabel's tenure.

Do you think that Mike Vrabel wanted to trade A.J. Brown? Yeah, probably. He probably fucking hates him.

I liked his tackle that he made against the Steelers. Oh, that's good. He had one great release, too.

Yeah, that was cool.

No, I'm thinking of the touchdown.

Going to go C-.

No, he was a lecturer. He was incredible. He gave that speech that fired up the team that Aaron Rodgers said was life-changing. Yeah, the life-changing speech.

Yeah. I like compliments. Let's compliment each other.

Thank you. I love how much you care.

Yeah, it's very mean. And then PFT's tweet yesterday was also very nice. What was my tweet? It's part of my meme's birthday. Everybody say something nice about him.

Have you ever gotten your birthday would be a lot better if you would have got the ball.

No. Once they start yelling numbers at you.

I just look like every generic white male.

Can't punch the monitor because we would lose all the files. Storm out? Okay.

Yes.

Come on.

Hello.

He didn't have a coach all season. See, he's mad. Also, Devontae Adams and Gary Wilson, you should take them.

Yeah, he's a full-blown drug addict. But he had the second best season in the franchise history. Top five quarterback. Top five quarterback. He was top five in everything.

I'm here.

Don't you guys have to get your finger up your ass now? Memes actually is rooting for us to die.

It is fun.

Memes, who you got? Mets over the Tigers. Whoa. What do you mean, whoa? Tigers, yeah. I can see the Tigers. Scooble.

It was probably the worst call in NHL history.

They called goalie interference, even though the goalie reestablished himself. Islanders scored with nine seconds left. Wood got two points over the Columbus Blue Jackets, both fighting for a wild card spot to play the Capitals. And we got absolutely hosed, ended up losing in a shootout and lost one point.

I was heartbroken memes I'm heartbroken just listening to that I saw the replay it didn't even look like he was in the crease his body might have been in the crease but his skates looked like they were outside right yeah I mean he was in for a second but the goalie was able to reestablish himself it just didn't make any sense brutal so now are you guys you guys are fighting for the last playoff spot yeah we're fighting fighting hard fighting real hard I can't wait for playoffs me too very excited

Sorry, the original video was cut short. You hear the celebration, and then it makes it seem like he made it, but there's another video where he knows he missed it and goes, it was this close.

Okay, all right. Okay. So the original viral post made it seem like he made it.

I DM Max every single video. Okay, so... So... What are you doing?

Yeah, check this out.

All right, memes, go ahead. So he's a lifestyle coach. Okay, already bullshit. Already bullshit. He has a two-hour morning routine. That's pretty much it.

Former college running back. He averaged six attempts on eight yards.

yeah it's a very christ-like okay yeah so he made that video back in february but the guy there's an original guy from about two years ago who made one of these videos who went viral and he clapped back at him saying uh something forgot i got talked about for two months straight and ain't say a word so he's going back at hall for this for what So Ashton Hall copied this guy. Oh. Yeah.

This is the OG. What's his name? Morning routine. Drew Walls. And can you read that tweet again? Something forget I got talked about for two months straight and it'd say a word.

Wake up. Just go on Twitter for a couple hours. You should do a video.

Yeah. And then coffee, shower, and then come in here. That's it.

I have three pillows. Sometimes I don't use any.

I go flat.

Somebody on the back.

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Today's the day?

100! 100! You couldn't be further away, Deems. I had a dream that one of you guys took three and got it, and all the computers in front of me were broken.

Thank you.

Thank you.

No.

He was at beer games. Yes, he did. Oh, we did? Yeah. He talked about the deaf sign language. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's what I was saying with Woody Hayes.

Thanks, Memes. Okay.

Say it again. No, I said it. Listen to the podcast. No, come on.

Yeah.

They're the most likely to make the Super Bowl out of all four teams.

Next year, like, I guess we're just swingers now.

No, because he was pretty much – this was his final season. He had six games left.

They want to get a jump on him.

Yeah, but. I mean, they're scouting right now. A bunch of reports came out that he pretty much wasn't the GM for the past nine months. Oh, who was? It was Woody Johnson. He took full control of the team.

Who reported that?

I mean, I believe you because apparently there's a bunch of reports coming out.

I kind of believe it. Yeah. Because everything that's coming out, I mean, this guy's just an asshole. Yeah.

I think he might walk across to the other locker room.

He loves New York. If you look at which teams need a quarterback. Oh, my God. I didn't even think about that. They improved their own line. They have some receivers. Their defensive line is good. He doesn't have to move. Doesn't have to move. He loves New York. And then somebody else threw out the Panthers, but he wouldn't go to the Panthers. No way.

The Giants.

Yeah, he'll be good again.

So that could happen. That could happen. I was just looking at the list of teams, and there's not many suitors. People were saying the Vikings, but J.G. McCarthy's going to start when he's healthy. Yeah.

Yeah, and then people are saying Jets get Daniel Jones.

Why? I don't know. I was getting thrown around yesterday.

Yeah, they were making photo shots.

Yeah, me, Bluntman, and Pug. What is the plan? We're fixing the jets. Okay, so go ahead.

No, that's not a troll. We came up with a bunch of different scenarios. Condoleezza Rice was at one of the crazier scenarios.

Yeah, we went through as many scenarios as you could. Justin Fields was one of the options. I would say no. No, that will not fix you. As a bridge quarterback. No. That will not fix you. The best scenario was Mike Vrabel is coach. Kevin Stefanski gets fired from the Browns. He becomes the OC. Okay. You bring in Jameis as the bridge. Okay. And then Super Bowl.

You said Jameis. Jameis. But he's the bridge. He's the bridge. No, but the bridge is also a Super Bowl. Oh, it's just a bridge that just lasts forever. You win a Super Bowl in a rebuilding year.

But it's a rebuilding year, but it's not at the same time because the roster's still good. We just don't have a quarterback. There's another name that you told me that you want.

Yeah, Sam Darnold got thrown out there, too. We're in dark times. Memes.

But that's just as a bridge, and none of this is going to happen because we're just going to draft someone who's going to suck.

No, you're right. We just take it. People just keep buying tickets. Yeah. Keep buying jerseys. We haven't made the playoffs in 14 years. Yeah. I went my entire 20s without seeing the Jets in a playoff. It's tough.

And now things are going to change because the owner is still the same.

No, that sucks.

Wait, your whole 20s? Whole 20s. Jets haven't been in the playoffs since I was a sophomore in high school. Stop.

I don't think it could ever happen.

Yeah, well, that's the one thing about this year we did. Yeah. You do appreciate the effort of trying to go all in. Correct. Right. But it was just the biggest disaster of all time.

Yeah, but going on a run is so much fun.

100%.

Memes? It's just a little far-fetched to believe because they just beat the shit out of the Patriots on primetime the week before, and they lost because of a missed field goal.

That really was the game that ended everything. Everything.

I've seen most scenarios, and I don't like most of them. Okay. Mike Vrabel's the only one. I think we would ruin Ben Johnson. Ben Johnson would come in, and it would just be Adam Gase 2.0. There's no chance Vrabel would go into that situation. No. Yeah, no. Adam Gase 2.0. But I'm saying he would.

Stop.

I don't think there's a coach that wants to coach the Jets that will be the Jets head coach next year.

There's not a coach out there that wants to coach the Jets next year, won't want to coach the Jets. It'll just be the only available job open because they want to be a head coach.

Correct.

Yeah, we're not the top choice.

For the Jets.

No, somebody wrote that in. Okay.

Yeah, and Libby Dunn also offered they could watch a game in the suite with her. That's one of the... In her box? Yep, in the box.

I think Jack's at thirty-three.

Bye.

Multiple times. I was still in the studio when you showed PFD the call.

Memes, tell us what's happening in there right now. Max just keeps thinking about how embarrassing it is in his head, and he's throwing stuff against the wall, and he's trying to break the tech deck right now.

Memes. Give us an update. He hopes one of you guys get into a car accident.

I believe so, 60%.

It could be a good thing just being like, well, we've been losers for the past 15 years. Let's just get everyone out.

or he could be trying to get the leak out by firing everybody.

Yeah, possibly.

I'm not sure.

Yeah. He's got to go.

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A timeline. A timeline. January 25th, 2022. Bears hire Ryan Poles. January 26th, 2022. Vikings hire Kwisai Adafi Mensah. Probably fucked that up. January 27th, 2022, Bears hire Matt Eberflus. January 16th, 2022, Vikings hire Kevin O'Connell. Damn.

I looked at the light again.

He's working. Pug's working. There's a documentary coming out.

Warranted and correct.

That's probably true.

Yeah, it's probably true. Yeah. I'm not paying for that shit.

That's all I got.

We're talking about hanging. I will say this scrotex looks kind of lit. You're looking at scrotex balls right now, Meebs? No, no, the definition. Oh. Lead to smoother, potentially larger appearing, and reduces sweat. Reducing sweat is a good sell.

Good for you, man.

I hope seven gets it, Hank.

That feels good. One door in there.

No, let's not.

I just love Jalen Bronson, Mikael Bridges, and OG. Okay.

Yes, absolutely. That's huge.

Still 3-1, but whatever floats your boat. Doesn't matter. You were so happy Sunday. That's mean. I just want to beat memes. I just want that happy guy around.

You got this, man.

What's that, memes? Game five, Hank. You got game five. That's what I'm saying.

Oh, 100%. No, I had my quarterback taken away four snaps into a season. I don't wish that on anyone.

I wish injuries returned off. Injuries suck. I just don't understand why they can't just. I don't understand Achilles. Like, why can't they just put it back together? That's a good point.

Meh.

Yeah, I'm just looking at coaches.

Deion Sanders. Okay. Culture changer.

Yep, and that fits into the historical. Hire Rex Ryan after you get rid of the Green Bay quarterback. Two AFC championships. White gets a tattoo of the next quarterback.

Foot fetish comes back. And then you're back.

Nope.

Glory days. He would never. No.

I just want someone who wants to look at.

Bill Parcells.

utah stadium was too loud oh uh so so byu snaps it in the end zone uh they have a clear sack on them would have been a safety game over uh refs blow it dead there was an inadvertent timeout that utah was too loud and the refs got together and called a timeout oh that's bullshit that is bullshit

Wait, wait. My bad. This is a miss. I thought it was funny. I want to understand this. So the husband had her text this number.

And that was it.

Oh, Javon Kinlaw. That was the worst contract of all time.

Oh. Here we go. The worst contract of all time. You guys just let Jonathan Allen walk and you signed Javon Kinlaw.

You're right.

Nah, he was a stud. He still got some ball left in him.

No, it was so bad. It was so bad.

He's the king of just like, all right, plays over, 15-yard penalty, Javon Kinlaw. You can't stop the run. You can't do much. He was on a proven deal last year and just didn't prove anything.

Well, I mean, it sounds like he proved something if he got that much money. He got $45 million.

I do. I do. But now he's your problem.

Coach Quinn.

Other than that, you did a great job.

Got a safety, a corner. They also told Peter Schrager that they're not going to leak any information. What? We don't know. They could assign more guys.

Yeah. They'll be announcing everything at 12 o'clock when the official period starts.

Yeah, respecting the league year. So everything that got announced was from the agent or player side. Got it.

I hope so. But Justin Fields got leaked. Yeah, but that's from the player side. So the player side could leak it. But inside the building, I don't fucking know.

He also deleted that tweet immediately and then quote tweeted somebody who was just like, yeah, they're not telling anybody anything.

Oh, we got a conditional fourth-round pick for him.

Yeah, we should have. And then it was just a holdoff between him and Joe Douglas. He never came in, got fat, refused to play, didn't get a contract, went to free agency. I love me just breakdowns of these things.

It was very weird. It didn't work out. He got a one-year deal.

Congrats. We got our guy. Happy for Justin. Happy for Justin. I'm excited. A lot of Bears fans have been DMing me saying he's a lot of fun. Big Cats told me he's a lot of fun. He is. There's also a downside. He's never had a good offensive line. We do have a good offensive line. We have good running backs. We're going to establish a run. We're going to be a run first team.

And that's what's important here.

Well, he's betting on himself, so you just got to hope he just pops off.

In the graphic, he was. Yeah, he was. That sounds racist.

Whatever Puna Ford's number was.

95.

Yeah, it's wild. Should have been on the Jets, but he's on the Purple Pastures.

In Miami, this just in, Tyreek Hill has another BM, not baby mama, the dump he just left on the Jets. The Dolphins took a big number two on the Jets, beating them in OT 32-26. Anders Carlson was a workaholic with four field goals and two extra points. Aaron Kenny Rogers didn't play like a chicken today and got no help from running back. Brandon, do the chickens have large islands?

I agree with you. I just don't think there is a quarterback because right now we're at seven. I think it's very thin at the top. Drew Aller? Yeah, but you could get him in the probably second round. No, buddy. Did you watch that? Did you see that fourth down throw against Oregon? You could still get him in the second round.

Yeah, thanks. One time.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's a stud.

No, you can't replace Izzy. I don't know. You can't replace one with the other. He's got a little wood head in him. No, he's good. He's a South Dakota Jackrat. Yeah, yeah.

He's a football guy. The lasting effect of Joe Douglas, Olufajanu, Isaiah Davis, Braylon Allen, all studs.

Yeah, it was a perfect loss. Aaron Rodgers also kind of lost in this game.

Missed guys? No, well, that and the third down. Yeah. He threw it to the sideline when he could have checked to a run or throw it to the middle of the field. Dolphins get it back with like 15, 20 seconds. Devonta Adams went out of bounds.

Yeah, and he just missed them.

Who looked anything but dynamite. They need a win. Stop doing this voice. They need a win next week to prevent being the Rizzler's height. 3-11. Dolphins 32, Jets 26.

Yeah, today felt like a good game. That might have been his best game as a Jet. The Patriots, we three. Okay.

That's the best.

Yeah, it was all the same play. Yeah. It almost seemed like the Dolphins were kind of fucking around at one point. Yeah, they were spamming a play. They did a no-look pass at one point. It almost felt like they thought they had a three-touchdown lead, but I don't know. The Dolphins were playing weird.

If we draft a quarterback, I say yes. A lot of Jets fans don't want him. He'll be good if you draft a quarterback.

Based on the contract, I think you have to restructure and keep him. That's just my opinion. Because if you cut him before then, there's just so much dead cap.

Yeah, every time we caught a ball, I was just like, this guy's so good.

That's a long time.

Yeah. That soccer? Yeah, soccer. I don't want to say anything bad about soccer.

Yeah, breaking news.

I was going to do it during PFT's booze back.

So thoughts on Juan Soto? I'm not the biggest baseball guy, but he's the best. New York's back for right now.

And you beat the Yankees.

Yeah, a lot of baseball fans are mad about this.

Yeah. I think people did for a second, but now the things are going good.

It's two seasons. Yeah, two seasons. Yeah. It doesn't matter, though. What do you mean? Only one team gets to win every year. And if you're not the team that's going to win, who cares?

I would like to go to the playoffs. Does it? What? Playoff wins since 2010. Jets, two. Bears, one. I know. It means nothing. I know.

I know, but if you don't win in the playoffs, it means nothing.

But it doesn't matter. When we're going to get there, we're going to go on a run.

It matters because you could go on a run, but if you're not going on a run, it doesn't matter.

That's true. Just let me cope.

I know. We just can't do it.

It's a great 14 years.

I would much rather get in the playoffs, but I would rather go on a run in the playoffs.

I know.

Oh, damn, we could have played each other.

Yeah.

I think Max sent it.

Memes, did you have some stats that you compiled? Anti-PFT commander stats? No, that was going to be my nerd nugget of the week on Thursday. With the Cardinals losing, the commanders haven't beat a team over 500 this season.

He thought the cleaners were robbing us the other night.

Yeah.

Pug.

What was Chalamet's record?

He picked Ohio. I don't think it ended up being that good.

Yeah.

Only issue I have with it is that Boise State is number three. I hate it.

I am. How scared were you on Friday?

But when he jumped up to plus 400 in that first half.

You got a whistle? No.

Somebody was carrying a mic stand around the office and he thought it was a gun.

I didn't know you were a Karen. I didn't know you were a Karen.

Yeah, we agreed on that last time.

I'll go two. Hey, PFT, have you ever got this on your own?

I'll go... Seventy-seven.

You got to do it at one of the 20 minute intermissions.

Sorry, there was some confusion, but we're back.

It's been good. We just we can't have another flare up. Right.

Fuck. Yeah.

Should I slap him?

No, no. Yeah. I would never.

I thought you were a good guy.

At least I got one Max that has my back.

Just kidding.

Ah, it's fucked up.

15.

No, I wanted 8. I'm going to do 73. I just said 8. Yeah, thanks.

Jack.

Yeah. Yeah.

Memes?

Absolutely not.

Thank you.

21.

Volpe's doing it. Bellinger's doing it. Jazz Chisholm's doing it. And I think there might be one more. So three?

I was fixing the camera.

Billy.

15.

We head up to Buffalo where Josh Allen was singing That's Amare as he finds him in end zone for a 30-yard pass. The Bills weren't done as Keon, I'm a cold man, went up over the Jets secondary to possibly seal the MVP for Allen. To add insult to injury, the Jets let Tyrell, shaving Private Ryan, added a 69-yard touchdown in garbage time.

As for the Jets, Aaron Rodgers looked like he was playing dodgeball out there, throwing the ball to the other team and getting unnecessary roughness penalties. He commented after the game, Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste. No one chuckles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills.

Him complaining to Kenny Yeboah that he didn't come to the ball when he was wide open for a walk-in touchdown was just like the epitome of the Jets season.

Did you see the alternate angle?

Josh Allen just staring at him, laughing.

Yeah, I saw that.

Yeah, but then he did a fact check. He said, we already have Kay and Garrett, so we don't need Tee Higgins. But meanwhile, if Aaron Rodgers isn't on the team – then you don't have Devontae Adams, so you would need someone like T. Higgins to be the center.

We might not have Garrett Wilson. The report was he could request for a trade. Could.

Yeah, if it's Garrett Wilson or the other two, you let the other two walk and you let Garrett Wilson pick the bridge quarterback or whoever else. Oh, shit.

You just fired Brick. Brick's gone. We need to think outside the Xbox.

I'll take Mike McCarthy in a second. They won. What do you go, 12-5 up until this year for the past four seasons?

Yes.

My entire day during the game was looking up coaches and trying to figure out which quarterbacks are available.

Yeah, I know. He's got to get in line. No more ayahuasca. If he's going to be here, you have to lock in. I've never seen someone who's so good at football just not want to play football. He's like, I'll take a break. I'll do this. I'll go to Tahoe. Just lock in. You only have a certain amount of football games.

All right, all right. Tahoe's the outlier. Tahoe rocks. Tahoe's in. But lock in the rest of the other weeks. You only have a certain amount of football games in your career. Just lock in for that certain amount of time and then go fuck off to Egypt after. Okay, that's fair.

How much time? Like one day?

Yeah, that's fine. But he's just got to lock in.

All right.

Yeah.

No. Well, today's top one, most sacks in NFL history.

Yeah, he should have been benched a while before that. I don't think Coach Ulbrich's mic is plugged in. They took your advice and just unplugged his.

Oh, 100%.

Significantly worse. And the penalties today were so bad. I just want a coach who comes in and just teaches how not to false start or – I'm blanking.

No, it was brutal. Brees Hall would get a 20-yard run, and then it would be called back for a hold. It was just nonstop. It was an annoying Sunday to describe it.

Also, in that video, Garrett Wilson is nowhere to be found.

It doesn't feel like 4-11 team. You got to do whatever you got to do to get mentally ready for a football game. I get it. That's my defense.

Did you see the business decision? What? Did you see Aaron Rodgers' business decision on the fumble? No. Yeah, he didn't really die for it. I wouldn't if I were him. Yeah, I don't blame him. He gone.

Yeah, I saw a bunch of Jets fans getting mad at people for saying, just, I want the season to be over, which I don't get. Because as soon as the season's over, you get all the new toys. And then you have direction. I just didn't understand that. I think people just don't agree.

Yeah, and I'm just mad that our tank-a-thon, we're now at seven. I don't understand how it works. There's a lot of bad teams.

Yeah.

There it is. You heard it here. No, I think it's going to be a good game. Notre Dame losing their defensive end is huge. Massive.

Yeah. I'm a little worried about Mike Bobo. I saw his press conference. I wasn't far enough about that. Why? What did he say? He gave a pop-up speech to Gunner Stockton that said, I told him to just be him, and I'll be me, and you just be you, and Kirby will be Kirby. Kirby's got to be herself.

No, slightly worried about Mike Bobo, but I think they'll get it done.

Let's go to the numbers. Bob Salah since last time they played. It's true. And Jalen Hurts had his worst game against him last year. Oh, wow. But I'm on your side if you play the Packers because he's on their side.

Oh, okay.

This guy's going to.

Right.

Thank you.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

I didn't know. You're such a piece of shit.

You didn't do anything in between.

I watched PTI. Yeah.

Look at my tits. That's not Bane. That's Joker. Put your arms together.

We probably can't put that on YouTube.

Yeah, we'll have to blur it a little bit.

I'm at fuck it mode, so yeah, just bring him in.

Yeah, I saw it.

Yeah. The New York Jets are the TV show succession.

I'm just telling Pug to pull stuff up back here.

Yeah.

Yeah. You've got to love that, memes. He's got two years left. I understand the athlete not wanting to come out of the game and being like, I only have a certain amount of games left. But just sit a couple games out.

They were sitting in two different rooms before. I love that.

And we went down a percent in the playoff. Oh.

That might be the dagger.

Hypothetically, a team loses an SEC championship that has three losses.

You're going to go with five.

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I pardon Turkey. Okay.

Pug.

The 2020 Mountford roster is like one of the greatest rosters of all time. Oh, give it to us. Max pull up. But it's like Cade Cunningham, Scotty Barnes. I'm still taking Moses Moody and Chino Hills. Nem hard. They had like five NBA players.

Yeah, I got them all off. I was rooting for you, though.

Zero percent chance. I root for all your teams to make it to the championship and lose.

I believe that. Did you bet on BYU? Yeah, I took a money line.

No, I was rooting for you.

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So Dele. I love that.

Oh, I could. Sure. He's the best.

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It met Life Stadium. The Jets tried to breeze deck the halls with boughs of holly, but it turned into the nightmare before Christmas for Jets superfan Fireman Ed, as he wasn't shown on the Jets' Jumbotron not one time. Ike ran, Ike ran so far away. Ike ran, Ike ran all night and day just to get away for 122 yards and a touchdown.

Tyler Higbee said, I'm pouring honey on you, goat, as he walked into the end zone for a go-ahead score. Joshua Playboard Cardi said he wasn't going outside today to seal the Rams' victory for a field goal. with a field goal. Rams 19, Jets 9.

Yeah. How did that happen, Memes? This game was incredible.

I think we're the most entertaining team in football. That's just not true. Not from a football perspective.

No, no, no. When the Jets get eliminated from the playoffs, they turn into the Jets. They scored nine points. They scored nine points. And then they didn't score after I press end on that tweet. There was a great drive. It was a great drive. So, yeah. So what happened today, Memes? The weather happened. A lot of wind. A lot of drops. That's pretty much it. Okay.

Yeah. Fireman Ed made the game about himself as soon as we lost.

Yeah, they keep squeezing him out from the Jumbotron.

Yeah, I'm going to need a statistic on how many games we've won with Fireman Ed on the Jumbotron and not.

Yes, I also knew they were going to miss. It was a 49-yard field goal into the wind. Yeah, and you want them to lose. Yes. It was a perfect game up until Olu Fashano got hurt. He hurt his foot. How bad? No, we don't know. But a lot of people thought it was his Achilles. Oh, no. But it's his foot.

But I think this is actually good for the Jets, though.

Jameis, bridge quarterback. Bridge quarterback. But there's so many bad quarterbacks, you let the other teams take that so it limits your options. Then you get the good quarterback. No, none of these quarterbacks. You're not taking a quarterback this year? Not in the first round.

Because Shador, Cam Ward, once they go, it's going to— Yeah, yeah. Then you need that third team to take the reach quarterback. Yep. So that limits you to take the best player available. Hopefully a D-line that drops. Mikel Williams would rock.

Or Mason Graham. A lot of people say we have Mason Graham.

I don't think so.

Not in the cold. You need them to play Philly in Philly.

They just beat you in the cold. Matt Stafford had 100 yards.

Kyron Williams ran the football. Because we didn't punt, and we would just go for it inside our own third.

Yeah. Turnover on downs.

Yeah, it's like a choose-your-own-adventure when you watch them. You never know what you're going to get. Well, I think you do, kind of.

No. Okay. No. But electric? Electric, yes. Shootout, probably not. Yeah, probably not. Patriots played them too close. Now we're going to get fucking stomped. Yeah, killed.

Electric in the sense that you don't know what's going to happen. Yeah, you don't know what's going to happen.

The Tyreek Stevenson thing is wild.

Panthers over the Cardinals, 100%.

Yeah, AFC Championship game or have a losing season, too.

Yeah, they're better than us.

Yeah, Fox is just highlighting that the Jets are a QB factory and we know how to develop quarterbacks so they have success elsewhere.

There was a lot of Sam discourse.

Yeah, no, Sam Darnold sucked on the Jets.

Yeah.

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Oh, man.

No, it's not a disappointment. If anything, they definitely overachieved. This was the best opportunity to get to the finals, but they did overachieve.

I mean, Jim Hersey died five minutes before the series. That's a fact. The Pacers are a team of destiny. They had Thomas Bryant and Obi Toppin just making every single three yesterday. There's nothing you could do.

Yeah, but that guy still shouldn't be hitting those threes.

Go ahead. Keep going, memes. If guys like that are hitting threes, you're just not going to win. It's not your night. I mean, that's basketball, though.

I don't know. If it's trade Cat and get Giannis.

That makes sense. If you could get a tier one superstar.

Jerry just sent me the photos of him in the tub.

Oh, my God. That's a lot. Just blur out my penis bingo. All right.

That was a mean oof.

Yeah, the Celtics never blew two 20-point leads.

Yeah, that's true. That is a huge positive. Mm-hmm. It still was a great year. Yeah. Completely ruined the Celtics. They'll never be the same. It was a great year.

Yeah.

You're a lot of fun, right, Max?

Memes? It felt extremely biased. He's a journalist.

Mike Breen. Mike Breen. Mike Breen. Mike Breen's a man.

He calls it straight, right? He's definitely not biased. Reggie Miller, though.

I think that was Hank. Jack, you're in charge now.

This room's getting crammed these days.

I wasn't here. It's kind of hard to.

Rock, paper, scissors.

That's two out of three.

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Also, memes. Clemmer meeks.

All right.

That's my guys.

Oh. Yeah, no, that would have been the funniest thing ever. Just somehow they messed up and were like, you know what? A Kyle Neptune-less Villanova team should be dangerous.

That's 15 hours. I was with Hank at 11. I went out until like 4.30, went home, took a nap, went back out. Hank was still out from when I started. And then I left early. And then I left, and then he was like...

Yeah, I can't do that. I felt great. I was rejuvenated. It was like I was just starting my day over again.

But nobody else was in my mindset, which I didn't account for.

I took another nap today.

Wow. You did? I'm napped up. What time did you take that nap?

St. John's to win it all. I filled out my entire bracket. It's kind of, it's a weird Final Four.

Michigan State, St. John's, BYU, Kentucky.

That's a first go at it.

Probably two or three.

I love BYU. I just love how they play. And the region they're in, I think they could outrun the teams they're going to play. Shots at you.

I made so many more today, too.

There's so many good ones. I thought we were going to win, too.

Okay, deal.

Okay. Deal. Okay. I'm a BYU leaver. Please don't say that ever again, Memes. What?

I watch every single game. They play late, and I just love betting on them.

They get hot. Hank was also... I also didn't watch the game on Saturday, but you also did not watch the game on Saturday. It was on at the bar. Didn't they get absolutely smoked?

This is a pick-em bet? Yeah. Am I a part of the pick-em show? Yeah.

By proxy. Yeah. All right. Just wanted to put a little bit of context out there that this is an insane bet that I'm a part of. Max just got thrown into it.

Oh, you're a chief scout.

Yeah. Yeah, that's basically what happened.

It was you. No, it was Jack McCarthy. No. It was your buddy. It was Jack versus Rico, and then you were like, oh, yeah, we'll have Max go with Jack, too. Well, Bama's going to lose. What's done is done. Bama has to lose.

Well, then he's just assuming you would lose in the Final Four. Oh.

Are you aware of the crown?

We should be. Stand by.

Great point. I want him to do a player coach. Eric Dixon. Oh. Coach.

Yep. And then we're just on. I'm fine with losing immediately and just figuring out who our next coach is.

The NIT is taking a hit this year.

I respect Georgia Tech. It looks like the ACC is the only Power 5.

Right, Max? I'm still doing research on the crown.

No, we're definitely in the crown. I think we have an auto bid to the crown.

Yeah, I did ask some Villanova people because I've been trying to get in the know of who our next coach is going to be. I'm like, can we opt out of the next tournament to just focus on coaching? And apparently you're not allowed to opt out of the crown.

You're not allowed to opt out of the ground.

Yeah, he's on the list. Who else is on your list? Jay Wright. I can give you my list. Richard Pitino. I can give you my list. Richard Pitino is on my list. Italian League. My list is... TJ Otzen, what's his name?

Todd Golden, Will Wade, Tommy Lloyd, Ben McCollum, Ryan Odom, Chris Collins, Mitch Henderson, Richard Pitino, Matt Lengel, Porter Moser. Wait, wait, wait.

He's on my list.

I don't know. He's on my list. You think he's Villanova material? He's on your list. He's on my list. John Shire? Yep. He's on your list? Sure. He can be on my list.

Father Peter would love Will Wade and Todd Golden.

List.

List.

They're all on the list.

arguably championship dna what about jay wright jay wright owns the list oh he runs the list he runs the list what do you think they'd have to offer jay wright to come back i think they have offered him unlimited money so i think that there is not a number got it what would you personally do to get jay wright as the coach What would you want? I would do anything.

I just want to know where your line is. My line is high. My line... I miss Jay Wright.