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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Uh, the first one's for me and the others from Tom lay. He's a coworker, also a jets fan. Uh, mine is who's your source inside the jets building and why do they keep showing up for a job? They hate. Okay. And then the followup for Tom lay, uh, what's your fucking problem?

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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You sad, sad boy. Yeah, I mean, it's still possible. Aaron Glenn. Okay. Brian Flores. I'm sure Dolphins fans are probably like, Yeah, take him. I'll take him. That's pretty much it.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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Back to the beginning, but he's old now. You don't know how he deals with the new players.

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Dianna Russini On Coach Firings/Hirings, Brandon Walker On CFB, Who Is Under The Most Pressure Wild Card Weekend + Guys On Chicks

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He's never done this before. Yeah. And the jet season is over. Yeah. And we're winning the Super Bowl this year.

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NBA With Kirk Goldsberry, The Knicks Stun The Celtics With Special Guest Jerry O'Connell, Pacers With Another Thrilling Comeback, Hockey Playoffs And Listener Submitted FAQ's

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Yeah, I was just like normal hire and I was, I think I walked into the studio nervous as fuck, introduced myself.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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So I got mad. I got so mad when they showed Carson Wentz warming up. You looked good in red. Yeah, I was like, this motherfucker is about to get on the field, force me to watch him play, which brings up big-time PTSD, and be successful. And I was prepared for that.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Carson looked very nervous, and he's probably thankful that he didn't have to go in because he is in the co-pilot seat to potentially win a Super Bowl this year, which is kind of his thing that he likes to do.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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But the relief that I thought I saw in Carson Wentz's face, it's like if you're in an exit row on an airplane and it crashes and you're like, oh, I got to get up and get everybody off this plane. And then you wake up from that dream and you're like, oh, it's not real. That's what Carson Wentz felt when Mahomes was like, I'm just going to run this out on the sidelines.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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So he was fine after getting carried off the field. Like he wasn't putting any weight on his foot whatsoever.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Yeah, they said that he was working on an ankle sprain.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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I don't know if he was listed or if they were giving him treatment before the game for that, but he had an ankle sprain. You know how sometimes if your ankle's fucked up and then you just step?

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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We're old, but you'll just take a step and step on it. All the time. He did that times 100, where he stepped on it and re-aggravated it, and then he was like, okay, nothing's actually wrong with it.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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I just closed my eyes, leaned back, and saw the picture of Carson Wentz with the 107 ducks that he shot.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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And we would have just been like, Carson Wentz won a Super Bowl. And then all the Taylor Swift fans in the world would have fallen in love with Carson Wentz.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Really, really, really good. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's kind of weird because I feel like the Chiefs, they're not the best team in the NFL, but they will be the best team in the NFL.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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So they're 8-0. Who's going to be the first analyst to get on TV and say, is this the worst 8-0 team that we've ever had in the NFL? It's not, though. We've had way worse. They're winning games because they're good at football.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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They're not winning games because they're doing gimmicks. They're not winning games in blowouts against bad teams. They're just winning games because they do everything very, very good.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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That's what Sean McDermott should do. Sean McDermott should hire Paul Rudd to sit next to him on the sidelines and be like, Paul, should I go for two here? What do you want as a fan of the Chiefs? And then make his decision thusly.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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It's a good trade. We gave up a third-round pick, and I think we swapped a fourth for a fifth. So essentially what Adam Peters did was he turned John Dotson into Marshawn Lattimore, which is a pretty good magic trick.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Well, he actually did better than that because the third that we gave up is going to be a much worse draft pick.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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But the third that we gave up is going to be a much worse draft pick than what we end up getting from that trade because you had Miami's third rounder.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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But I didn't get a fifth back from you. Is that what you're saying?

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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So then what did you trade for Marshawn Lattimore? So then we just traded our third round pick for Marshawn Lattimore. And a fourth? And we swapped. And a fourth. A fourth and a fifth. We swapped a fourth and a fifth.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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And a fourth. I still like it. And you're not mad at it.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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no i just wanted to clarify because he was saying things that were incorrect right okay so what i love about the trade is uh i still have no idea like how to evaluate cornerbacks i don't sit out there like grinding film or anything but i do trust one person more than most and that's uh ben mentz yeah and ben mentz gave me a breakdown a full breakdown of marshawn latimore

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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And he said, lockdown number one, physical good length, will tackle. Competitive. Got a couple more years in his prime. Still pretty fast. Hated Dennis Allen. That's the big one for me.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Yeah, we got the Rizzler now. Yeah, we got the Rizzler. Rizzy. That was due to happen. But yeah, the Commanders look like they're all in. Yeah, the other teams that were interested in them were the Chiefs, I think the 49ers. So other competent organizations. Those are all in teams. Are going for them. So I'm happy. Our defense is like middle of the road-ish. And with Lattimore...

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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It wouldn't be the craziest thing in the world if the Commanders won a Super Bowl. I'm not thinking soupy, but it wouldn't be crazy.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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But, I mean, it's Pittsburgh, so they just get on a bus, and George Soros pays for their ticket down to D.C., and then they go do their thing.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Memes, what are they getting from Mike Williams? What kind of player is Mike Williams right now?

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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And then Schefter posted yesterday that DK Metcalf will not be traded. Contrary to speculation. That is how I learned about DK Metcalf potentially being traded, was Adam Schefter saying that he won't be traded.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Who do you guys have on Sunday? Patriots? Yeah. Patriots. You have the opportunity to bury Hank's dreams, though.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Yeah, that's a trick question. I think you've got to be rooting for Hank.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Yeah, but say Caleb goes out, throws three touchdowns, no picks, 290 yards, and the defense just breaks down against Drake May. You'd be okay with that.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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We should find the person who least wants to be it? Yeah, my general rule of thumb is that anybody that wants to be president should never be president. The type of ego that you would need to be president. It's a bad idea to elect those psychos.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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He's a loser. I listened to Dweeber Flus' press conference live, and it's bad. He is not a good coach. Nothing about the man inspires confidence. It was crazy because I was getting mad for the city of Chicago. I was like, this shouldn't be on the public airwaves here. This is obscenity, listening to him talk and just say the most innocuous coach cliches that he could think of.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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To answer any given question. He was like, yeah, you know, I think we got to do a better job running the football. And we got to stop the run. You know, this time of year, stopping the run is important. And it starts with me.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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You say that to a quarterback that cares more about how they dress. That guy, Matt Eberflus, he should spend more time sitting in his playbook and less time in the barbecue.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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It's strange. Honestly, it's strange for me to be looking at transactions that we make and be like, I think that they have a plan.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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The crazy thing is Jaden Daniels, he's so good at football, at playing quarterback, that he actually made our secondary better.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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It's been a while. If Dan Snyder was the owner of the Commanders... And they should have won more, and they didn't. Then when Jaden Daniels got his rib broken, it would have punctured his heart, and he would have died on the field. That's the vibe that having bad ownership will give you. It's a sick sweatshirt, PFT. Thank you, Hank. You can find it in the Barstool store starting on Thursday.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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There's got to be something up, and I'm not blind to it. He misses old buddy. I think it's as simple as that. He was never going to love Caleb. No.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Do you think Khalil Herbert is the first person to thank God for moving to Cincinnati? Yeah, probably. I think maybe in history, right? Yeah, that's probably it. And then we also glossed over the biggest move of the trade deadline. Jerry Jones made a move. The Cowboys are still all in. Did not sign Pam Oliver. He got, was it Jonathan Mingo? Yeah. From the Panthers? Yeah.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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So fourth-round receiver from the Panthers. Jerry said that they liked him a lot in the draft. So basically, Jerry Jones has been stewing on not getting Mingo for the last, what, two years? Yep. And so he finally righted that wrong, and now I guess Trey Lance has another target.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Is it going to be Trey Lance? No, I think it's going to be Cooper Rush, but also Jerry said on his radio hit that he goes on every week and gives up way too much information about his personnel decisions. He said that it's going to be Cooper Rush, but also Trey Lance brings a lot of stuff to the table that you can't get from Cooper. Oh.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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So I wouldn't be surprised if you saw Trey Lance make his way in on some plays. A couple Trey Lance packages? Some Trey Lance packages, yeah.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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They're a team that's begging for you to put them out of the game.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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That's good. Just a bruise. Just a bruise. I look forward to him. Contusion, as some may say. I'm bummed out that we already played the Bucs because Marshawn Lattimore against Mike Evans is always fun.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Because they just rip each other's throats out every game.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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This is a great quote from Jamar Chase today. They asked him about getting ready for Thursday night because it's going to be Bengals and Ravens on Thursday. And this is from our good friend Ben Baby in Cincinnati.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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I think he's going to be psyched, but he's going to be like, what do I do?

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He said they asked him if it was like cramming for a test in school, getting ready to play on Thursday night. And Jamar responded, I didn't study in school. Love that. Love that. Cardell Jones. LSU, baby. Yeah. I didn't come here to play school.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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That was big of me. Well, I can tell that you're in your feelings right now.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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I don't think that's true. I still think that Caleb's going to be a good quarterback, but Penix probably not.

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Breaking Moose. Breaking Moose. Max? The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers Joel Embiid for three games for altercation shoving a columnist in a postgame locker room.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Wait, so the NBA's investigation into Joel Embiid not playing in the first several games has been usurped by the NBA suspending Joel Embiid from playing for three games?

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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It's like getting suspended from school for skipping school.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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You trust in the process? If we got Cooper Flagg, it would be crazy. Kevin O'Connor put up a very interesting post the other day about how bad the Clippers are and how things could go from bad to worse for them. And if the Clippers somehow lucked into a top pick in the lottery, you know who gets that pick? The Oklahoma City Thunder.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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So if the Clippers are bad enough, the Thunder could also get Cooper Flagg.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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So at this point, if we're just doing blind resumes, and if you were to just flip-flop... Just imagine Indiana football with the Ohio State Buckeye logo next to it. And if you look at who they played, if Ohio State had played that exact same schedule and they had the exact same results, Ohio State would probably be ranked, what, number two in the nation? Yeah, well, so...

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Yeah, what you're saying is at this point, a great loss is better than a good win.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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There's a lot happening today in sports, isn't there? Yeah. I feel like a day like today, Election Day, the college... Well, Election Day is over. Pug. Pug, yeah. But Election Day, college football playoff, and NFL trade deadline. And Maction. And Maction. And Maction. You just have to believe that Major League Baseball is going to announce some award at 9.30 p.m. tonight.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Cy Young's coming tonight. They're going to try to put that out and get absolutely buried. I do think that Indiana should be ranked higher. That said, I think that when they match up, I would not be shocked if Ohio State beat them by a couple scores.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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And the fate of our country 2024. So Big T had an interesting question. It was like, what if, you know, the write-in line on every ballot? What if enough of the country got together and wrote in the same person? And then that person ended up getting elected and they didn't want to be president.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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So you know I love doomsday scenarios, right? Yeah. The doomsday scenario last week, now no longer possible. Brand new doomsday scenario.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Just dropped. If Texas loses to Florida, Georgia loses to Ole Miss.

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Yeah, they've been playing better. It would be nuts, but it wouldn't be crazy.

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Yeah, and just difference in vibes in a city. Everything. New Haven to Jacksonville. All right, so Texas loses to Florida. Georgia loses to Ole Miss. LSU loses to Alabama. Tennessee loses to Georgia. And A&M then loses to Texas later on. Then the regular season would end with Alabama, Georgia, LSU, Missouri, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Texas, and Texas A&M in an eight-way tie for first place in the SEC.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Damn. And I think through all those tiebreakers— Missouri's going to lose again. They might. But if all those things happen, then I believe it would be LSU and Alabama again in the SEC championship.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Yeah. I'm rooting for it. And then you'd probably have... There might be two or three SEC teams that are ranked higher than the SEC champion that ends up getting a bye. Just love all these team stay scenarios.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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And Big Cat, do you think that there's any chance that the college football playoff cares about ratings?

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That might be an interesting storyline for a Heisman.

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I would predict that if Colorado and SMU are anywhere close in terms of resume, ESPN is going to be like, we need Colorado in the playoffs.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Can James Franklin win the big one? No. That was the last thing I had is things that we need to talk about. But wait, let me finish. So Ryan Day, can he win the big one?

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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uh if it's against penn state yes so is that a big one did did ryan day just win the big one because i was thinking about the transit property the big one no and i think that ohio state is penn state's big one yes but penn state is not ohio state's big one no no penn state is ohio pet yeah ohio state playing penn state that's not a big one for ryan day but it's a huge one yes it's everything for james franklin

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I'm totally fine with it. I haven't gone out and gotten hair surgery or bought an old car or anything.

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But he was like a story going in this game. Yeah, I'm going to use this guy a lot because it's a revenge game.

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Great. So James Franklin's fine. That game was over on the interception in the end zone that somehow the Ohio State defensive back caught. I still don't know how he caught it.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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And they were doing that weird shit where they had their linemen split out wide, put them in motion to do absolutely nothing. That was so frustrating.

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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To lay the softest block that you've ever seen. You know what they did? They had them coming in motion, and when you see the Niners do something like this, Trent Williams is about to get out in front and be like a lead blocker on a smash play. They had him come in and contribute to a double team. That's why they put him in motion. It made zero sense. Also, I love Ohio State's safety. Caleb Downs?

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NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President

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Yeah. Caleb Downs. From Alabama. Caleb Downs is a fucking monster.

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So what we can take away is that Ohio State, they are good enough to be the big one, but they're not big enough to win the big one.

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I think this might be his last job, though. I disagree.

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I'll tell you what. I think I said it last year at the time. Alabama should have hired him. He was an Alabama coach. He was there for a while. I still think Caleb DeBoer is a good coach. He's just – yeah.

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Here's the thing. It had exactly tied with whoever finished in last. Yeah. And it was I think it was like 60,000 votes. I retweeted it as well. But I think that if enough people reach, excuse me, reposted on X dot com, the everything app, it's all happening on X. If enough people repost it, then it just becomes the truth. Yeah. So I think, yes, Blake Bortles, you can look that up now on Wikipedia.

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I mean, what is the most James Franklin possible outcome to this season? So they make the playoff, they host a playoff game, and then they beat like a wildly inferior opponent. So they would... They're not going to get the five seed.

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Yeah, but if you could pick your choice of the worst of the at-large teams, then you beat them and then you get smoked in the second round by a good school. That would be like the quintessential James Franklin, yeah, good season, but...

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I think it's a pretty good story compared to what it could be. Yeah. I freely acknowledge this is loser talk. I'm looking at this from a perspective of if you're not rooting for a perennial top five team in college football, Penn State is the best of that next group.

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I'm pretty sure it says that he finished in sixth place.

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I want to know how different schools became the claim holders to very popular songs. So like, you know how Michigan is now like we were the Mr. Brightside. Yeah, we invented Mr. Brightside. South Carolina having all the rights to Sandstorm is fucking awesome. I think that that just happened because of Beamer. I think that happened for a while. I thought Virginia Tech was Sandstorm.

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No, you're Inner Sandman. Oh, Inner Sandman. That's what I was thinking, too. Yeah, Sandstorm. The techno song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It rocks. But yeah, when it's at night and they turn on Sandstorm.

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The first to recognize Sandstorm? Yeah. What does Penn State have?

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Yeah. Penn State has Drake? Why? I don't know if it was a Drake song.

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Sweet Caroline would be a good one for Penn State.

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Yeah. You know they're still putting out Jock Jams? Are they still putting out now? I think so.

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Does it help people? Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. You know what? He's a man that can put in a plan for health in America. They can get us healthy again. If he just does a first thing in the morning, everybody, you wake up and you take a piss. Yeah. For your country. Wait, should Blake Bortles be the president? Pardon my take.

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Yeah, be like Nick Sirianni. Attack your fans after a win. Yeah. To be like, see?

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Well, it shows that Sirianni's got fucking rocks in his head.

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I think he's a good coach since he shaved his head. I just think he's got something off. I think it's all that hair was fucking him up.

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All right. I got something different that's not about Max's team.

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I'll save it for Hot Seat Cool Throne. All right. Let's do Hot Seat Cool Throne.

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Yeah. So you really threw Ryan under the bus pretty big on that because it was Hank's source for a while and then it became the walls and then it was actually Ryan Whitney is the source and he's telling the walls.

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Yeah. So what do you think the walls got wrong in the story?

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So what are the walls saying about him being back? Have they given an update, like what happened? The walls have gone MIA.

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You know, any complaints that we have about the show, I'm kicking them directly to Pug. Yeah. Okay, your cool turn?

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So Hank, hand up for the listener. You want to explain what John Morant did?

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I disagree. In fact, watching this layup, this... The dunk would have been sick. I think they should do a layup contest instead of slam dunk contest.

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You know, I liked watching the layup though. It's because I thought to myself, like with enough practice, I could possibly do that.

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Also not true. Not true. But it still made me think.

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All right, good job. Good job, Hank. My hot seat is bubble teams because college basketball started last night. Yeah. And Cooper Flagg, I've seen enough. I think he's a legit player. I can report that Cooper Flagg good at basketball. And Joe Lenardi also put out his first field of 68. I saw this. And he included bubble teams and the first four out.

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So Joe Lenardi is before any basketball is played, his first four out. Our Villanova. Shit. Max.

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First four out. Wisconsin is in his first four out. We look good last night, kind of, in the second half. I feel like Lunardi put out this entire thing just to include Villanova and Wisconsin there and piss you guys off. Also, yeah, he definitely did this on purpose. He also has Providence. And he knows that the Providence Twitter is going to just absolutely roast him.

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And he's a sick, sick savage that likes getting choked out. So he was like, yeah, yeah, Providence, I'm going to kick the hornet's nest on you. Yeah. Also, Providence had a duck in their student section.

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My cool throne is North Korea. Oh, North Korea. Back on the cool throne. I don't know if this is true, but this is a very funny story. Very funny report from Gideon Rockman. He said a usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have been deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the Internet before. As a result, they're gorging on pornography. Ooh.

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So North Korea sent a bunch of soldiers to go fight on Russia's side in the Russia versus Ukraine war. Yeah. And I don't know if the North Koreans are ever going to get there because they're all jacking off because they get to see porn for the first time. Good for them. Porn is the great equalizer. Yeah.

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We used to talk about how no two countries with McDonald's have ever fought a war against each other.

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It's actually just two countries with bang bus memberships have never had a war against each other. Good for them. Good for them.

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4301.598

Imagine a one-game season. That would rock. How much would that one game mean?

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And then you overreact to how good your team is because you won your one game.

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Yeah, not at all. He might play for like if Saudi Arabia started a baseball league, he might end up there.

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I mean, there's a lot of other teams in any other team. There's so many other teams. And there's a lot of rich guys that own those other teams that could just decide, let's make a splash.

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They would be. Actually, you know what? I'm calling it. I think that Juan Soto will be signing with the Mideast Falcons based out of United Arab Emirates in Abu Dhabi. It's a league that's opening up next year. He's in. That's where all the money is.

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Yeah. I guess the formula would be just don't let their offense on the field. Yeah.

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Yeah. And what do you think about the trade? So they bolstered up their defense today. And so now it becomes even harder to do anything against them.

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Yeah, we were talking about this on on Sunday night, but missing Aiden Hutchinson feels like the Lions. They're going to miss him for sure. But they're still a good enough team to at least appear right now to be the class of the NFC. But the problem would be if their defensive line suffered another injury and they're already down to Aiden Hutchinson. Now what do you do?

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So I feel like by doing this move at the trade deadline, they've just made themselves a little bit safer.

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What do you think about Xavier Worthy? Because we all know he's fast. We all know what we saw at least week one from him. He's fast. The man is fast. You can definitely say that about him. I don't know if he's a great football player right now, but he's at least a threat in theory that he's going to go downfield.

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Would you consider him to be a guy that's going to affect the defense at all just because you have to know that he's there?

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All right, so Pug is president and Blake Bortles is VP. Yeah, so the stat that I accidentally reposted, my finger slipped, it says that he got 20,066 votes for governor in the year 2014. I just believed it.

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Yeah, it's bad. It's ugly. You mentioned the Bengals. I think this is as close as you'll ever see to the Bengals being all in on a season because this is the third trade that they've ever made as a franchise in history. They've only traded for three guys. And it was for a backup running back. And it was for a backup running back. The Cincinnati Bengals, ladies and gentlemen, are all in right now.

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Yeah. And then on the NFC side of things, Baldy, you watch the tape. How much tape are we grinding these days? Oh, every game. Every game.

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Yeah, I love it. You owe it to them. You owe it to the players. It's actually funny. You watch more football on Monday and Tuesday than you do on Sunday. Yes. Oh, yeah, for sure. Not like twice as much. That's awesome. So one question I had about the NFC side of things is the 49ers, because we feel like the 49ers could put it all together.

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Kyle Shanahan, pretty good coach in the second half of seasons, not necessarily of games, but of seasons. And so if everyone's kind of like waiting for them to get on that little roll here. what do you see in the tape from the 49ers so far?

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Obviously no Christian McCaffrey yet, but what do you see on tape and does it tell you that this is still a good football team that can improve or is this a flawed football team?

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Okay. I'm in. Pug. Okay. What kind of policies are you bringing to Pardon My Take?

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Yeah. In the NFC East, it does seem like it's down to two teams, the Commanders and the Eagles. I am a Commanders fan, but I feel like I'm a realistic Commanders fan in that I think that the Eagles have a better roster than us. I think that they're a better team than Washington right now. But Washington's on a roll. They beat every team that they should beat.

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They've struggled against some of the better competition they played. But how do you see it shaken out between the Eagles and the Commies?

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Yeah, three turnovers this year. That's a record so far. Like, it's crazy. Only three turnovers this far through the season. And the Eagles, on the other hand, though, the Eagles do seem like they've figured something out in the last three weeks. Yeah, they have. They look like a different team. So what have they figured out?

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Yeah, and Saquon Barkley would be going for the rushing title in the last week of the season against the Giants, and I don't think that Saquon's going to take him out like he did a couple weeks ago. That'll make every Giant fan feel good. Yeah, I think Saquon in that one, he's going to be like, yeah, you know what, screw the younger guys. I'm going to just play the full game here.

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Yeah, we should. We should. I mean, listen, the fact that there are nine teams with two wins is actually mathematically almost impossible.

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Yeah. Can you tell us a little bit about the Saints interim head coach? Because we're big fans. Yeah, yeah. He looks like a football guy. And one of the things I like about him is on his Wikipedia page, when you look up any biographical info about this guy, all they have is just football. So he's only done football.

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There's absolutely no fun facts about him out there, which I think is good for an interim head coach. But can you tell us something about him? What should we expect from him?

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Yeah. What about the Chargers? What about our guy Harbaugh? He's done a great job so far. The Chargers haven't looked splashy. They haven't looked flashy. They're not a sexy team right now. They're playing great defense. What is making the Chargers?

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Oh, and yeah, Travis Kelsey's still alive. Yeah, still alive. Very much alive.

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Yep. Yeah. Yeah, they've been great. And so, Buddy, one thing I love about you, obviously the film, you watch all the film, but you have a love of just physical football and the most physical dudes in the league. Who's one guy that you've been watching this year that's getting you excited, that's like, you know, that's a physical man?

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Yeah, that's a good answer. Yeah, so what teams out there could be thinking soupy right now? How many teams are actual Super Bowl contenders?

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What a loser. It's a loser move. So you're going up against the Chiefs. You're decimated by injuries. Baker just went out there and bled all over himself for three hours.

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Yeah, I love it. Are you going to wake up to watch the Germany game, the Giants and the Panthers?

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You've inspired me to be a better football fan. I was considering taking that game off, but you might have talked me into it. Yeah.

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You somehow got yourself in a position where you can win the game, score a touchdown, and then you have the opportunity to go for two on the road, Monday Night Football, against an undefeated team, or you can kick an extra point like a coward, go to overtime, and think that you can win in overtime against literally Patrick Mahomes.

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We're done with politics. Yeah, politics is over. Politics is a one-day season. Yeah. You had your time. You get the long preseason that lasts 364 days, and then the regular season, and sometimes overtime. And maybe if we want to get into the politics charts, we'll just have Hank do a politics podcast. Hank's Political Corner.

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I did vote. Hannah, I voted four times today for Pepsi Rookie of the Week.

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and you decide to kick the extra point. Now, I saw somebody that posted what the official stats were, and this is where, Big Cat, you and I need to separate ourselves from the stats. From the nerds? Some people are saying that we've become nerds because of the whole 14 points go for two thing. That's just math. That's just the one thing that we know about and understand.

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some other politics and then us when there's there's always one new podcast that comes out just that they can screen grab it and be like look look at us we're a top podcast and then that goes away after yeah we're currently at number five on apple's top episode top episodes nice all right so what we have to do who's ahead of us just politics elon musk on rogan yeah fair um daily yeah

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and then two murder or uh what's it yeah yeah that's right i forgot about the murder crime and then on on spotify i think we're seventh right now on top episodes and it's the same it's like it's joe rogan one through three caller daddy and then us so what we have to do if we're going to engineer how we can climb these charts we already talked about maybe getting hank to date like rihanna or beyonce party b top female celebrity um hank should also do politics and hank should also commit a murder that me and big cat can solve we solve that

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That would be great producing, wouldn't it? If you killed somebody, then me and Big Cat did like five episodes trying to find out who did it. Turns out, plot twist, it was Henry.

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No, dunk bet's almost over. Oh, okay. Well, I'm saying you don't have to pay it. I think Hank should be eligible for unlimited golf for an entire year. If you kill someone. If you murder somebody.

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Can you narrate for us? Because we haven't seen the tape. I didn't see that part. I heard from what memes told us about the play. What was the play? It was the foul, right?

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So let's take it from the start. So memes flagrantly traveled. Yes.

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Okay. So you spun and then took two steps. That sounds like a walk.

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That and beer before liquor. Yeah. That's analytics too.

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Just to make Max angry. Yeah, sounds like boys would be boys. If you ask somebody you want to go, you're asking for consent. You should be taught to do that. And if somebody that is weak says that to you, then it's not a big problem. But then when a roided out macho man like Memes says it, then it's like, oh, no. It's like having an ugly dude ask you out as opposed to an attractive guy.

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Yeah, 30 minutes after eating and pulling out is good birth control. Yep. Okay, so here's what the official numbers are. The winning percentage if you go for the point after touchdown, 42.8%. The winning percentage if you go for two after that touchdown is... 41.2. So 41.2 for going for two versus 42.8 for going for the win. So they're saying it's safer by 1% to kick the extra point.

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Mews does say the anger sharks are swimming out loud.

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This is how dedicated to the game memes is. He steps in and intervenes on himself by thinking of a meme to calm him down.

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Pug. Pug. Oh, Pug. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We haven't gotten on the Willy Wonka's grandpa thing recently, Hank. That was hot in the streets a couple years ago. I feel like we should bring that back.

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Grandpa Joe. What about him? Didn't people call you Grandpa Joe for a while and you got mad about it?

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Yeah. So you're just a donut with human live action donut.

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Here's why they're wrong. Here's why the nerds are wrong. It's fucking Patrick Mahomes on the other side. It's the vibe check. You're fucking Patrick Mahomes.

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Yeah, too many people use the word analytics as just a word for a number that they don't like.

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Instead of the would I be blamed, what I like to do is I like to imagine what a fan of the other team doesn't want me to do. Correct. And then I do that thing. So if you were to ask any Chiefs fan, what don't you want the Bucs to do? They would say, I don't want them to go for two on this play because I would love to take my chances in overtime. First of all, you get a coin flip to start out.

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So that's 50-50. And then you have Patrick Mahomes on the other side. So even if you go down and kick an extra point or kick a field goal, you still have to stop Patrick Mahomes from scoring a touchdown. Now, in this case, you want to imagine what the other team does not want you to do. And it's a no-brainer for that.

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You have the opportunity to beat the Chiefs on Monday Night Football without giving their offense an opportunity to touch the ball. Now, there was some time left, too, and that's because Todd Bowles made a terrible decision. He called a timeout. He called a timeout. You'd like some of that time to tick off because then, yeah, you would end up going up by one.

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then kicking the ball to Mahomes, and then he gets four downs. And you don't factor in punting if you're the Chiefs on that offense. Of course. But still, you go for two in that situation, you try to win the game right there. Two yards.

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It was a cowardly move, and the Bucs very easily could have won that game. They played well. The Bucs were in there the whole time. They were playing hard on defense, and I love Bucky. Bucky's the best. How can you not root for a guy named Bucky?

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Okay, so be honest. In the moment after it happened, when he's getting carried off the field, they show the replay a couple times. What did you think?

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Jaguars HC Liam Coen, Captain America Brady Tkachuk, We Enter Supreme Debate + Listener Submitted FAQ’s

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Do you think that Mike Vrabel wanted to trade A.J. Brown? Yeah, probably. He probably fucking hates him.

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I liked his tackle that he made against the Steelers. Oh, that's good. He had one great release, too.

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No, he was a lecturer. He was incredible. He gave that speech that fired up the team that Aaron Rodgers said was life-changing. Yeah, the life-changing speech.

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Yeah, it's very mean. And then PFT's tweet yesterday was also very nice. What was my tweet? It's part of my meme's birthday. Everybody say something nice about him.

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Have you ever gotten your birthday would be a lot better if you would have got the ball.

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Can't punch the monitor because we would lose all the files. Storm out? Okay.

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Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

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He didn't have a coach all season. See, he's mad. Also, Devontae Adams and Gary Wilson, you should take them.

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Yeah, he's a full-blown drug addict. But he had the second best season in the franchise history. Top five quarterback. Top five quarterback. He was top five in everything.

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Don't you guys have to get your finger up your ass now? Memes actually is rooting for us to die.

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Memes, who you got? Mets over the Tigers. Whoa. What do you mean, whoa? Tigers, yeah. I can see the Tigers. Scooble.

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They called goalie interference, even though the goalie reestablished himself. Islanders scored with nine seconds left. Wood got two points over the Columbus Blue Jackets, both fighting for a wild card spot to play the Capitals. And we got absolutely hosed, ended up losing in a shootout and lost one point.

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I was heartbroken memes I'm heartbroken just listening to that I saw the replay it didn't even look like he was in the crease his body might have been in the crease but his skates looked like they were outside right yeah I mean he was in for a second but the goalie was able to reestablish himself it just didn't make any sense brutal so now are you guys you guys are fighting for the last playoff spot yeah we're fighting fighting hard fighting real hard I can't wait for playoffs me too very excited

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Sorry, the original video was cut short. You hear the celebration, and then it makes it seem like he made it, but there's another video where he knows he missed it and goes, it was this close.

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Okay, all right. Okay. So the original viral post made it seem like he made it.

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All right, memes, go ahead. So he's a lifestyle coach. Okay, already bullshit. Already bullshit. He has a two-hour morning routine. That's pretty much it.

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yeah it's a very christ-like okay yeah so he made that video back in february but the guy there's an original guy from about two years ago who made one of these videos who went viral and he clapped back at him saying uh something forgot i got talked about for two months straight and ain't say a word so he's going back at hall for this for what So Ashton Hall copied this guy. Oh. Yeah.

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This is the OG. What's his name? Morning routine. Drew Walls. And can you read that tweet again? Something forget I got talked about for two months straight and it'd say a word.

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100! 100! You couldn't be further away, Deems. I had a dream that one of you guys took three and got it, and all the computers in front of me were broken.

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NFL Draft With Todd McShay, Packers HC Matt LaFleur, Playoff Recaps In NHL/NBA + Listener Submitted FAQ's

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He was at beer games. Yes, he did. Oh, we did? Yeah. He talked about the deaf sign language. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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No, because he was pretty much – this was his final season. He had six games left.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yeah, but. I mean, they're scouting right now. A bunch of reports came out that he pretty much wasn't the GM for the past nine months. Oh, who was? It was Woody Johnson. He took full control of the team.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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I mean, I believe you because apparently there's a bunch of reports coming out.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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I kind of believe it. Yeah. Because everything that's coming out, I mean, this guy's just an asshole. Yeah.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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He loves New York. If you look at which teams need a quarterback. Oh, my God. I didn't even think about that. They improved their own line. They have some receivers. Their defensive line is good. He doesn't have to move. Doesn't have to move. He loves New York. And then somebody else threw out the Panthers, but he wouldn't go to the Panthers. No way.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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So that could happen. That could happen. I was just looking at the list of teams, and there's not many suitors. People were saying the Vikings, but J.G. McCarthy's going to start when he's healthy. Yeah.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yeah, me, Bluntman, and Pug. What is the plan? We're fixing the jets. Okay, so go ahead.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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No, that's not a troll. We came up with a bunch of different scenarios. Condoleezza Rice was at one of the crazier scenarios.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yeah, we went through as many scenarios as you could. Justin Fields was one of the options. I would say no. No, that will not fix you. As a bridge quarterback. No. That will not fix you. The best scenario was Mike Vrabel is coach. Kevin Stefanski gets fired from the Browns. He becomes the OC. Okay. You bring in Jameis as the bridge. Okay. And then Super Bowl.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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You said Jameis. Jameis. But he's the bridge. He's the bridge. No, but the bridge is also a Super Bowl. Oh, it's just a bridge that just lasts forever. You win a Super Bowl in a rebuilding year.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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But it's a rebuilding year, but it's not at the same time because the roster's still good. We just don't have a quarterback. There's another name that you told me that you want.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yeah, Sam Darnold got thrown out there, too. We're in dark times. Memes.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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But that's just as a bridge, and none of this is going to happen because we're just going to draft someone who's going to suck.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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No, you're right. We just take it. People just keep buying tickets. Yeah. Keep buying jerseys. We haven't made the playoffs in 14 years. Yeah. I went my entire 20s without seeing the Jets in a playoff. It's tough.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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And now things are going to change because the owner is still the same.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Wait, your whole 20s? Whole 20s. Jets haven't been in the playoffs since I was a sophomore in high school. Stop.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yeah, well, that's the one thing about this year we did. Yeah. You do appreciate the effort of trying to go all in. Correct. Right. But it was just the biggest disaster of all time.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Memes? It's just a little far-fetched to believe because they just beat the shit out of the Patriots on primetime the week before, and they lost because of a missed field goal.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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I've seen most scenarios, and I don't like most of them. Okay. Mike Vrabel's the only one. I think we would ruin Ben Johnson. Ben Johnson would come in, and it would just be Adam Gase 2.0. There's no chance Vrabel would go into that situation. No. Yeah, no. Adam Gase 2.0. But I'm saying he would.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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I don't think there's a coach that wants to coach the Jets that will be the Jets head coach next year.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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There's not a coach out there that wants to coach the Jets next year, won't want to coach the Jets. It'll just be the only available job open because they want to be a head coach.

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Pat Bev In Studio, The Cowboys Are Deader Than Dead, College Football Talk + The Jets Have Reached The Bottom

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Yeah, and Libby Dunn also offered they could watch a game in the suite with her. That's one of the... In her box? Yep, in the box.

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Auburn HC Bruce Pearl, PGA Pro Min Woo Lee, NFL Rule Changes, Someone On The Show Quits The Podcast Mid Episode And FAQ's

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Memes, tell us what's happening in there right now. Max just keeps thinking about how embarrassing it is in his head, and he's throwing stuff against the wall, and he's trying to break the tech deck right now.

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Auburn HC Bruce Pearl, PGA Pro Min Woo Lee, NFL Rule Changes, Someone On The Show Quits The Podcast Mid Episode And FAQ's

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Memes. Give us an update. He hopes one of you guys get into a car accident.

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Auburn HC Bruce Pearl, PGA Pro Min Woo Lee, NFL Rule Changes, Someone On The Show Quits The Podcast Mid Episode And FAQ's

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It could be a good thing just being like, well, we've been losers for the past 15 years. Let's just get everyone out.

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Auburn HC Bruce Pearl, PGA Pro Min Woo Lee, NFL Rule Changes, Someone On The Show Quits The Podcast Mid Episode And FAQ's

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CFB With Kirk Herbstreit, Actor Paul Walter Hauser, The Bears Are A Dumpster Fire, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Listener FAQ’s

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A timeline. A timeline. January 25th, 2022. Bears hire Ryan Poles. January 26th, 2022. Vikings hire Kwisai Adafi Mensah. Probably fucked that up. January 27th, 2022, Bears hire Matt Eberflus. January 16th, 2022, Vikings hire Kevin O'Connell. Damn.

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Keith Yandle Talking Hockey, Pablo Torre On Jordon Hudson And Bill Belichick, Jayson Tatum Tears His Achilles And Celtics Down 3-1, Mavs Win The Lottery + Guys On Chicks

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We're talking about hanging. I will say this scrotex looks kind of lit. You're looking at scrotex balls right now, Meebs? No, no, the definition. Oh. Lead to smoother, potentially larger appearing, and reduces sweat. Reducing sweat is a good sell.

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Keith Yandle Talking Hockey, Pablo Torre On Jordon Hudson And Bill Belichick, Jayson Tatum Tears His Achilles And Celtics Down 3-1, Mavs Win The Lottery + Guys On Chicks

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Still 3-1, but whatever floats your boat. Doesn't matter. You were so happy Sunday. That's mean. I just want to beat memes. I just want that happy guy around.

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Keith Yandle Talking Hockey, Pablo Torre On Jordon Hudson And Bill Belichick, Jayson Tatum Tears His Achilles And Celtics Down 3-1, Mavs Win The Lottery + Guys On Chicks

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I wish injuries returned off. Injuries suck. I just don't understand why they can't just. I don't understand Achilles. Like, why can't they just put it back together? That's a good point.

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Minnesota Timberwolves Julius Randle, MNF, Cowboys In Disarray and Bears Start Firing, College Football Talk + Guys On Chicks

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Yep, and that fits into the historical. Hire Rex Ryan after you get rid of the Green Bay quarterback. Two AFC championships. White gets a tattoo of the next quarterback.

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Minnesota Timberwolves Julius Randle, MNF, Cowboys In Disarray and Bears Start Firing, College Football Talk + Guys On Chicks

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utah stadium was too loud oh uh so so byu snaps it in the end zone uh they have a clear sack on them would have been a safety game over uh refs blow it dead there was an inadvertent timeout that utah was too loud and the refs got together and called a timeout oh that's bullshit that is bullshit

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Minnesota Timberwolves Julius Randle, MNF, Cowboys In Disarray and Bears Start Firing, College Football Talk + Guys On Chicks

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Wait, wait. My bad. This is a miss. I thought it was funny. I want to understand this. So the husband had her text this number.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Oh. Here we go. The worst contract of all time. You guys just let Jonathan Allen walk and you signed Javon Kinlaw.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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He's the king of just like, all right, plays over, 15-yard penalty, Javon Kinlaw. You can't stop the run. You can't do much. He was on a proven deal last year and just didn't prove anything.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Well, I mean, it sounds like he proved something if he got that much money. He got $45 million.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Got a safety, a corner. They also told Peter Schrager that they're not going to leak any information. What? We don't know. They could assign more guys.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Yeah. They'll be announcing everything at 12 o'clock when the official period starts.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Yeah, respecting the league year. So everything that got announced was from the agent or player side. Got it.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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I hope so. But Justin Fields got leaked. Yeah, but that's from the player side. So the player side could leak it. But inside the building, I don't fucking know.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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He also deleted that tweet immediately and then quote tweeted somebody who was just like, yeah, they're not telling anybody anything.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Yeah, we should have. And then it was just a holdoff between him and Joe Douglas. He never came in, got fat, refused to play, didn't get a contract, went to free agency. I love me just breakdowns of these things.

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Michigan Head Coach Dusty May, NFL Free Agency With Pete Prisco, Winners And Losers From First 2 Days Of Legal Tampering + Guys On Chicks

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Congrats. We got our guy. Happy for Justin. Happy for Justin. I'm excited. A lot of Bears fans have been DMing me saying he's a lot of fun. Big Cats told me he's a lot of fun. He is. There's also a downside. He's never had a good offensive line. We do have a good offensive line. We have good running backs. We're going to establish a run. We're going to be a run first team.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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In Miami, this just in, Tyreek Hill has another BM, not baby mama, the dump he just left on the Jets. The Dolphins took a big number two on the Jets, beating them in OT 32-26. Anders Carlson was a workaholic with four field goals and two extra points. Aaron Kenny Rogers didn't play like a chicken today and got no help from running back. Brandon, do the chickens have large islands?

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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I agree with you. I just don't think there is a quarterback because right now we're at seven. I think it's very thin at the top. Drew Aller? Yeah, but you could get him in the probably second round. No, buddy. Did you watch that? Did you see that fourth down throw against Oregon? You could still get him in the second round.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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No, you can't replace Izzy. I don't know. You can't replace one with the other. He's got a little wood head in him. No, he's good. He's a South Dakota Jackrat. Yeah, yeah.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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He's a football guy. The lasting effect of Joe Douglas, Olufajanu, Isaiah Davis, Braylon Allen, all studs.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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Missed guys? No, well, that and the third down. Yeah. He threw it to the sideline when he could have checked to a run or throw it to the middle of the field. Dolphins get it back with like 15, 20 seconds. Devonta Adams went out of bounds.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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Who looked anything but dynamite. They need a win. Stop doing this voice. They need a win next week to prevent being the Rizzler's height. 3-11. Dolphins 32, Jets 26.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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Yeah, today felt like a good game. That might have been his best game as a Jet. The Patriots, we three. Okay.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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Yeah, it was all the same play. Yeah. It almost seemed like the Dolphins were kind of fucking around at one point. Yeah, they were spamming a play. They did a no-look pass at one point. It almost felt like they thought they had a three-touchdown lead, but I don't know. The Dolphins were playing weird.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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If we draft a quarterback, I say yes. A lot of Jets fans don't want him. He'll be good if you draft a quarterback.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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Based on the contract, I think you have to restructure and keep him. That's just my opinion. Because if you cut him before then, there's just so much dead cap.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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So thoughts on Juan Soto? I'm not the biggest baseball guy, but he's the best. New York's back for right now.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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It's two seasons. Yeah, two seasons. Yeah. It doesn't matter, though. What do you mean? Only one team gets to win every year. And if you're not the team that's going to win, who cares?

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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I would like to go to the playoffs. Does it? What? Playoff wins since 2010. Jets, two. Bears, one. I know. It means nothing. I know.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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It matters because you could go on a run, but if you're not going on a run, it doesn't matter.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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I would much rather get in the playoffs, but I would rather go on a run in the playoffs.

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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings For Real, Bears Still Suck, Seahawks Surging And The College Football Playoff Has Been Announced

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Memes, did you have some stats that you compiled? Anti-PFT commander stats? No, that was going to be my nerd nugget of the week on Thursday. With the Cardinals losing, the commanders haven't beat a team over 500 this season.

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John Fanta Talking Final Four, NFL Coach's Picture And Tush Push Being Banned, The Yankees Might Be Cheating, Impractical Jokers Down Bad + Monday Reading

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Volpe's doing it. Bellinger's doing it. Jazz Chisholm's doing it. And I think there might be one more. So three?

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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We head up to Buffalo where Josh Allen was singing That's Amare as he finds him in end zone for a 30-yard pass. The Bills weren't done as Keon, I'm a cold man, went up over the Jets secondary to possibly seal the MVP for Allen. To add insult to injury, the Jets let Tyrell, shaving Private Ryan, added a 69-yard touchdown in garbage time.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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As for the Jets, Aaron Rodgers looked like he was playing dodgeball out there, throwing the ball to the other team and getting unnecessary roughness penalties. He commented after the game, Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste. No one chuckles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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Him complaining to Kenny Yeboah that he didn't come to the ball when he was wide open for a walk-in touchdown was just like the epitome of the Jets season.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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Yeah, but then he did a fact check. He said, we already have Kay and Garrett, so we don't need Tee Higgins. But meanwhile, if Aaron Rodgers isn't on the team – then you don't have Devontae Adams, so you would need someone like T. Higgins to be the center.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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We might not have Garrett Wilson. The report was he could request for a trade. Could.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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Yeah, if it's Garrett Wilson or the other two, you let the other two walk and you let Garrett Wilson pick the bridge quarterback or whoever else. Oh, shit.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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You just fired Brick. Brick's gone. We need to think outside the Xbox.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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I'll take Mike McCarthy in a second. They won. What do you go, 12-5 up until this year for the past four seasons?

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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My entire day during the game was looking up coaches and trying to figure out which quarterbacks are available.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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Yeah, I know. He's got to get in line. No more ayahuasca. If he's going to be here, you have to lock in. I've never seen someone who's so good at football just not want to play football. He's like, I'll take a break. I'll do this. I'll go to Tahoe. Just lock in. You only have a certain amount of football games.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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All right, all right. Tahoe's the outlier. Tahoe rocks. Tahoe's in. But lock in the rest of the other weeks. You only have a certain amount of football games in your career. Just lock in for that certain amount of time and then go fuck off to Egypt after. Okay, that's fair.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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Yeah, he should have been benched a while before that. I don't think Coach Ulbrich's mic is plugged in. They took your advice and just unplugged his.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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Significantly worse. And the penalties today were so bad. I just want a coach who comes in and just teaches how not to false start or – I'm blanking.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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No, it was brutal. Brees Hall would get a 20-yard run, and then it would be called back for a hold. It was just nonstop. It was an annoying Sunday to describe it.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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Also, in that video, Garrett Wilson is nowhere to be found.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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It doesn't feel like 4-11 team. You got to do whatever you got to do to get mentally ready for a football game. I get it. That's my defense.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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Did you see the business decision? What? Did you see Aaron Rodgers' business decision on the fumble? No. Yeah, he didn't really die for it. I wouldn't if I were him. Yeah, I don't blame him. He gone.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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Yeah, I saw a bunch of Jets fans getting mad at people for saying, just, I want the season to be over, which I don't get. Because as soon as the season's over, you get all the new toys. And then you have direction. I just didn't understand that. I think people just don't agree.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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Yeah, and I'm just mad that our tank-a-thon, we're now at seven. I don't understand how it works. There's a lot of bad teams.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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There it is. You heard it here. No, I think it's going to be a good game. Notre Dame losing their defensive end is huge. Massive.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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Yeah. I'm a little worried about Mike Bobo. I saw his press conference. I wasn't far enough about that. Why? What did he say? He gave a pop-up speech to Gunner Stockton that said, I told him to just be him, and I'll be me, and you just be you, and Kirby will be Kirby. Kirby's got to be herself.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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No, slightly worried about Mike Bobo, but I think they'll get it done.

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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

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Let's go to the numbers. Bob Salah since last time they played. It's true. And Jalen Hurts had his worst game against him last year. Oh, wow. But I'm on your side if you play the Packers because he's on their side.

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NFL Week 12, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Commanders Lose A Stunner To The Cowboys, Eagles Roll And Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah. You've got to love that, memes. He's got two years left. I understand the athlete not wanting to come out of the game and being like, I only have a certain amount of games left. But just sit a couple games out.

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NFL Week 12, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Commanders Lose A Stunner To The Cowboys, Eagles Roll And Who's Back Of The Week

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Hypothetically, a team loses an SEC championship that has three losses.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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The 2020 Mountford roster is like one of the greatest rosters of all time. Oh, give it to us. Max pull up. But it's like Cade Cunningham, Scotty Barnes. I'm still taking Moses Moody and Chino Hills. Nem hard. They had like five NBA players.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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Zero percent chance. I root for all your teams to make it to the championship and lose.

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NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke's Dominance And More

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I believe that. Did you bet on BYU? Yeah, I took a money line.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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It met Life Stadium. The Jets tried to breeze deck the halls with boughs of holly, but it turned into the nightmare before Christmas for Jets superfan Fireman Ed, as he wasn't shown on the Jets' Jumbotron not one time. Ike ran, Ike ran so far away. Ike ran, Ike ran all night and day just to get away for 122 yards and a touchdown.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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Tyler Higbee said, I'm pouring honey on you, goat, as he walked into the end zone for a go-ahead score. Joshua Playboard Cardi said he wasn't going outside today to seal the Rams' victory for a field goal. with a field goal. Rams 19, Jets 9.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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I think we're the most entertaining team in football. That's just not true. Not from a football perspective.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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No, no, no. When the Jets get eliminated from the playoffs, they turn into the Jets. They scored nine points. They scored nine points. And then they didn't score after I press end on that tweet. There was a great drive. It was a great drive. So, yeah. So what happened today, Memes? The weather happened. A lot of wind. A lot of drops. That's pretty much it. Okay.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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Yeah, I'm going to need a statistic on how many games we've won with Fireman Ed on the Jumbotron and not.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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Yes, I also knew they were going to miss. It was a 49-yard field goal into the wind. Yeah, and you want them to lose. Yes. It was a perfect game up until Olu Fashano got hurt. He hurt his foot. How bad? No, we don't know. But a lot of people thought it was his Achilles. Oh, no. But it's his foot.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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Jameis, bridge quarterback. Bridge quarterback. But there's so many bad quarterbacks, you let the other teams take that so it limits your options. Then you get the good quarterback. No, none of these quarterbacks. You're not taking a quarterback this year? Not in the first round.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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Because Shador, Cam Ward, once they go, it's going to— Yeah, yeah. Then you need that third team to take the reach quarterback. Yep. So that limits you to take the best player available. Hopefully a D-line that drops. Mikel Williams would rock.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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Kyron Williams ran the football. Because we didn't punt, and we would just go for it inside our own third.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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Yeah, it's like a choose-your-own-adventure when you watch them. You never know what you're going to get. Well, I think you do, kind of.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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No. Okay. No. But electric? Electric, yes. Shootout, probably not. Yeah, probably not. Patriots played them too close. Now we're going to get fucking stomped. Yeah, killed.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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Electric in the sense that you don't know what's going to happen. Yeah, you don't know what's going to happen.

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NFL Week 16, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Beat The Eagles, The Chiefs Are Going To Win It All, College Football Playoffs And More

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Yeah, Fox is just highlighting that the Jets are a QB factory and we know how to develop quarterbacks so they have success elsewhere.

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Alex Caruso From The OKC Thunder, Comedian Ray Romano, Indiana Pacers Are In The NBA Finals + National Sports Podcast News

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No, it's not a disappointment. If anything, they definitely overachieved. This was the best opportunity to get to the finals, but they did overachieve.

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Alex Caruso From The OKC Thunder, Comedian Ray Romano, Indiana Pacers Are In The NBA Finals + National Sports Podcast News

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I mean, Jim Hersey died five minutes before the series. That's a fact. The Pacers are a team of destiny. They had Thomas Bryant and Obi Toppin just making every single three yesterday. There's nothing you could do.

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Alex Caruso From The OKC Thunder, Comedian Ray Romano, Indiana Pacers Are In The NBA Finals + National Sports Podcast News

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Go ahead. Keep going, memes. If guys like that are hitting threes, you're just not going to win. It's not your night. I mean, that's basketball, though.

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Alex Caruso From The OKC Thunder, Comedian Ray Romano, Indiana Pacers Are In The NBA Finals + National Sports Podcast News

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Yeah, that's true. That is a huge positive. Mm-hmm. It still was a great year. Yeah. Completely ruined the Celtics. They'll never be the same. It was a great year.

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Alex Caruso From The OKC Thunder, Comedian Ray Romano, Indiana Pacers Are In The NBA Finals + National Sports Podcast News

759.128

He calls it straight, right? He's definitely not biased. Reggie Miller, though.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Oh. Yeah, no, that would have been the funniest thing ever. Just somehow they messed up and were like, you know what? A Kyle Neptune-less Villanova team should be dangerous.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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That's 15 hours. I was with Hank at 11. I went out until like 4.30, went home, took a nap, went back out. Hank was still out from when I started. And then I left early. And then I left, and then he was like...

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, I can't do that. I felt great. I was rejuvenated. It was like I was just starting my day over again.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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St. John's to win it all. I filled out my entire bracket. It's kind of, it's a weird Final Four.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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I love BYU. I just love how they play. And the region they're in, I think they could outrun the teams they're going to play. Shots at you.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Okay. Deal. Okay. I'm a BYU leaver. Please don't say that ever again, Memes. What?

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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They get hot. Hank was also... I also didn't watch the game on Saturday, but you also did not watch the game on Saturday. It was on at the bar. Didn't they get absolutely smoked?

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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By proxy. Yeah. All right. Just wanted to put a little bit of context out there that this is an insane bet that I'm a part of. Max just got thrown into it.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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It was you. No, it was Jack McCarthy. No. It was your buddy. It was Jack versus Rico, and then you were like, oh, yeah, we'll have Max go with Jack, too. Well, Bama's going to lose. What's done is done. Bama has to lose.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yep. And then we're just on. I'm fine with losing immediately and just figuring out who our next coach is.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, I did ask some Villanova people because I've been trying to get in the know of who our next coach is going to be. I'm like, can we opt out of the next tournament to just focus on coaching? And apparently you're not allowed to opt out of the crown.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, he's on the list. Who else is on your list? Jay Wright. I can give you my list. Richard Pitino. I can give you my list. Richard Pitino is on my list. Italian League. My list is... TJ Otzen, what's his name?

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Todd Golden, Will Wade, Tommy Lloyd, Ben McCollum, Ryan Odom, Chris Collins, Mitch Henderson, Richard Pitino, Matt Lengel, Porter Moser. Wait, wait, wait.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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I don't know. He's on my list. You think he's Villanova material? He's on your list. He's on my list. John Shire? Yep. He's on your list? Sure. He can be on my list.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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arguably championship dna what about jay wright jay wright owns the list oh he runs the list he runs the list what do you think they'd have to offer jay wright to come back i think they have offered him unlimited money so i think that there is not a number got it what would you personally do to get jay wright as the coach What would you want? I would do anything.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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I just want to know where your line is. My line is high. My line... I miss Jay Wright.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Easy. That's easier than quitting the show. Okay. I would help you with that. He's a BYU Lever.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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BYU Lever. He's just been cackling to himself back here with the mics off just saying BYU Lever over and over again.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Max memes just tells me to look up stuff that we aren't talking about all the time. Are you listening yourself? I am. But he just keeps saying, look this up. Look this up. He's like, look up the hand shin tigers. Why would you say that? Because I guess they shut out the Cubs.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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All right, this person says... Look at the MLB kid tweet. Okay, this says it's actual footage from a different angle fed into AI, which then creates the highlight. Okay, so it is fake. So it's like that really happened, but then they make this angle via AI. This is also... My source is RobJ08, and it has four likes on Twitter.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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The angle is AI. The footage is real. What does that mean? Look at it. I've seen it.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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I would like the Giants because I predicted that. But the Vikings for the Brett Favre storyline. Yeah, that's memes for you. And that means the Jets are going to the AFC Championship.

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Jon Rothstein Breaking Down The NCAA Tournament, We Have Our Brackets In Our Hands Ready For The Best Week + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, I think that was an obvious retaliation to Danny Hurley doing the rings to the Creighton student section on his way out of winning.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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As a Jet. Him walking out with the flag. Well, running out with the flag. Yeah, that's a good one. The most excited I've ever been to watch a football game. The first drive on that Monday Night Football game of this season. I thought we were going to the Super Bowl. And the Devontae Adams Hail Mary. That was good.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, the Denver Broncos game. That was brutal. The Vikings interception. That was brutal.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, Aaron Rodgers would probably still be a jet if Greg Zerline made a couple kicks.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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You blew six fourth-quarter leads. You win those games. You're in the playoffs. Yeah, it's true.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1331.188

I think it happened. Me and Max in New Orleans for the Super Bowl. Oh, man.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

1349.468

Oh, no, baby, baby. No, no, no, no. Yeah, but if he comes and does good.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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Just do a little quarterback swap? If it's Kirk Cousins, I'll kill myself. Oh, no.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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Everybody else is better than Zach Wilson, so that's fine. But Kirk Cousins is just a lateral move from Kirk Cousins to Kirk Cousins.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah, but he started the season off so good, and then he fell off a cliff. Also, Schefter said that Sam Darnold's most likely Raiders or Vikings.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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Just put us in the Big East tournament. Anything can happen. Okay.

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NBA Preview With Ryen Russillo, USA Hockey Is The Best, NBA All Star Weekend + Who's Back Of The Week

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I guessed it one time. No, you haven't. You didn't get it. I just guessed it one time. Never. Fuck you.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah. Eagles. Do you guys get nervous about him going to a team that you can't rhyme the Jameis song with? Oh, we'll figure something out. We can figure it out. Because I get worried.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah. That's what I think of. I mean, it's down in Cuyahoga now, so it's like you can think of something. I know. That was a good one.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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I think the Eagles have the tiebreaker over the Vikings, by the way. Oh, they do. They lost to the Rams, and we beat the Rams.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Broke my foot. What do you mean? Listen, sometimes... You get out of a car and you break your foot. That's facts.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Getting out of the car. I slipped. It was rainy. It was rainy night. Were you drunk? Very much so. Yes. Which is a problem.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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I know we had a birthday party during the day. Shout out Quigs. So then we went from that into a dinner where Jack McCarthy and I just had too much red wine. So it's Jack McCarthy's fault. It's Jack McCarthy's fault. And Quigs.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Excuse me. He's still drunk. The doctor today said that I probably will not need surgery.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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You're an athlete. Max, you're not an athlete. I do not want to get the surgery.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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No, yeah, this is terrible. This is so, so, so, so, so, so bad. I woke up this morning, honestly kind of forgot about it. Got out of bed to take a piss. And the battle to get to the bathroom was one of the most difficult things I've ever done. And then I ended up sitting and peeing. And then I just sat there for an extra like 10 minutes because I was like, I can't.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

5462.75

You were hopping? Zero weight. Zero weight. Is it black and blue? It honestly wasn't as swollen as you would have thought. Or as I would have thought.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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I have to go to a foot doctor at some point this week, like a specialist, to look at it.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Did you get the surgery? No. I did have the surgery. I do not want the surgery. Yeah. Anyone out there... That was when we checked him out. Yeah. Just tell me I don't need to get the surgery.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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No, I think I'm going to be like Lieutenant Dan on bourbon. Yeah. Hank wants me scooting around bourbons. Yeah.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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I'm just not going to eat. I don't know how you're going to eat. I'm just not going to eat. At all? Yep. No eating? Salads. Just salads. What if you lost weight? There's no way. Calories in, calories out. Shake weight. I need to figure out how.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah. No, I'm still going to do some upper body, but that's not really like burning calories.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Can you stop? You guys just keep bringing up things that are going to suck for me. It's reality. I'm worried about that plane. I have to take...

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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So I have to go to Philly. You won't split your pants dancing. I have to go to Philly, take a train to New York, take a train back to Philly, go to Hilton Head, and then come back to Chicago all within the next three weeks.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Bad. Bad. Really, really, shockingly bad. I almost slipped walking here. Yeah.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Also, the elevator to my parking garage is broken right now. I just thought about that.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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nothing nothing except eat nope not gonna eat salads salads salads you can drink you can drink a lot yeah i got some shrimp cocktail today that was nice you're not in danger of falling down so you can get as drunk as you want can you get a dui in a wheelchair um what you ordered shrimp cocktail what yep i got a salad i got a steak salad and shrimp cocktail oh man for lunch today

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah, no. Yeah, see, look at this touchdown dance. So fun. They don't look like they're in sync.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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He was great today. He had one of the best games of his entire career today. I was happy for him.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah. But Nick Sirianni has been really good. Yeah. Like – Everyone gave him a bunch of shit in the beginning of the year, as they probably should have, but he's adjusted, and he's done a really good job with this team.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah, I'll still say the Lions are the team I'm still most scared of. Yeah. For sure.

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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

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Yeah, I think they're going to. They traded for Devin Williams. They also signed Max Fried.

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Rachel Nichols, Celtics Win Big, Pacers And Wolves Go Up, Derek Carr Retires, NHL Playoffs, Max Is Back And Jordon Of The Week

8154.285

If it's a repeat beer, I'll keep it one. We tap in on new beers. New beers only. Got it.

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Rachel Nichols, Celtics Win Big, Pacers And Wolves Go Up, Derek Carr Retires, NHL Playoffs, Max Is Back And Jordon Of The Week

8522.544

I have two. If people just want to send me boobs... Jack, I didn't really know where to go.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

1454.932

Saying mobile, mobile is insane. You say it every time, and I had to address it.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

1595.158

Aaron Rodgers. Daniel Jones. I think I would rather have Justin Fields than bring back Aaron Rodgers.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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Also could be a good rebuilding quarterback. Could be a bridge quarterback. Could be a good enough quarterback to be bad next year to get a good quarterback.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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I was trying to pull up the video that they were talking about. I accidentally pulled up Twitch instead of Twitter because it's X. The Everything app is all happening on X. Action baddie.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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And this was just the first picture that came up. That's an interesting picture. On a boat. Wow, good job, Max. Now I'm just not going to find the video.

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Michigan State HC Tom Izzo, NFL Free Agency, Myles Garrett Re-Signs And Geno Smith Traded, Who's Back And Monday Reading

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Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Just say birds. Just say birds, Max. Birds are getting older. I mean, I'm going to be excited for opening day. We'll see how we do, but I don't have the highest of hopes for the fill season. Got it.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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Like win or lose. Yeah, win or lose. They were like, we got to get this on and out of here. Jack McCarthy keeps having Max do fake ads and just doing a shoeie with each one. Except me, Truly, and Dove.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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All right, that one is real. The truly one was fake. Okay, let's see the truly one.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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Yeah. What's happening? It's over. It is. The Aaron Rodgers experience is officially over. Damn. And the Devante Adams, unfortunately.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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it is a solution because if you look at the the cap hit it's 35 million dollars and you could get five guys with that money compared to one aging receiver and all the toppings a giant bag full of fries yeah it's a good deal on top that's true so what are you gonna do you can draft a quarterback

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

4247.27

You could draft a quarterback, but if we're going to suck, I would rather just have fun watching football and just go with Jameis Winston for 17 games. Jameis. Love that. Bridge, but Bridge didn't win a Super Bowl. He said on the part of my tech interview that he wants to be a Bridge quarterback and he wants to win a Super Bowl. I'm sold. He's the guy, 17 games.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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Nobody's given him a shot for 17 games since the Buccaneers. Actually, the Saints did. He started off 5-2, beat the number one team in the NFC, then got hurt.

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The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

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Seriously injured. But if he comes to the Jets, starts all 17 games, number one seed, Super Bowl.

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Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

7665.859

Yeah. I'm happy that every, all you guys keep getting it.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1533.625

The Brandon Ingram one. Toronto made a lot of moves. The Pelicans made a lot of moves. I'm more interested in the buyout market right now. Oh, tell me about the buyout market. I want Chris Middleton on the Knicks. I think he's a perfect wing backup. What about Brandon Ingram? I think he's going to stay in Toronto. Okay.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1564.478

Yeah, because you already got the other assets and you traded away who you needed to trade away.

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Jason Kelce, Chris Berman, Super Bowl 59, NBA Trade Deadline + Fyre Fest From New Orleans

1573.707

No, it makes no sense. And a lot of people who got traded today are just going to get bought out.

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Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

6632.192

So Pug was editing the podcast. It was his first time listening to it. And out loud, Pug just goes, I can't believe you fell for this.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

1134.805

Maybe this is Spotify exclusive. Yeah. So we got to be close to that 500. Bump us up, Spotify. Yeah.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

414.873

It's Eagles week. It's Eagles week. New Orleans is a very happy place.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

438.343

No, no. I have a prediction that over the next week we're going to be very Eagles-focused. Yes.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

5141.29

Last good sports movie. The Adam Sandler basketball one was good. Oh. Oh, yeah.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8861.033

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Mr. Pear's been in hibernation. I bought a tortoise that hibernates.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8876.581

Yes. I have a plan for next football season, though. To stimulate it? Uh-oh. How are you going to stimulate it? I have a plan. Okay. I can't tell you the plan, but there is one. Why? Because Mr. Pear might hear?

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8894.534

It's a plan. You guys can't know the plan. Okay. What is going on?

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

8932.271

Three years ago? Yeah. Had Mark on the calendar. I was like, don't let the pit get you before New Orleans.

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Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

9013.163

Memes, what's the number? I'm thinking. You picked 8? No. Let's go 8.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1614.386

I believe Quentin Williams, Garrett Wilson, Xavier Gibson, Irv Charles. Oh, shit, dude.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

1620.289

A ton of reserves. But there's like second reserve, third reserve. There's tiers.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

4676.52

He's an owner killer. Oh, that is true. Yes. So his final two years of the Panthers.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

4684.623

He sold the team. And then the final is last two seasons of the commanders. How many? He was there for three. Yeah, that's true. And then they. Damn, that's a good spin zone.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

4728.401

There's no way that's true. We had a wide receiver, but it was technically special teams.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

4749.324

All right. Positive. It's their fifth kicker. There was also a stat that the Jets signed five players from the Commanders, which would line up for Ron and Barry getting the job. Who'd they sign? I'll have to pull up the tweet. But it was Greg Joseph. They signed a D lineman, a cornerback.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

4783.431

I believe so. And then in the final act, I think they're going to get him killed because we— Oh, my God. Our right guard was DNP, and Morgan Moses, who the right tackle, was also a DNP today. So if we don't have either of them, we'll lose out. Aaron Rodgers just might get sacked a thousand times.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

926.442

We were watching with the sound off, but it was just like, wait, what happened? I thought we were inside the tent. And then it was just Parker Jones.

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Mike Florio, College Football Playoffs, Week 18 Picks And Preview And Fyre Fest of The Week

9964.912

A lot of tortellini with crumbled sausage. It was so good. Wait, how many times did you eat that? Like four times. Oh, okay. I just wanted to.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

3477.976

This game I thought was going to be good, but I checked the weather. It's going to rain, so it's going to be bad. Okay. That was some great analysis.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

3489.383

The rain favors the Bills. Jets can't play in the rain. But the Bills' defense has been playing bad. Jets' offense is electric, so it would have been over city, but now it's going to rain, so now it's under.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

3509.916

Yeah, first drive was so sick. But Joe Brady's smart, so they're probably just going to run for 300 yards.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

3533.614

Okay. Okay, what do you care? No more injuries. You're rooting for health. Olu got hurt last week. I just want no more injuries for people for next year.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

4845.793

I'm going to go to a doctor. I don't know which one, but I'm going to go to a doctor and I'm going to get at least two more TVs. Okay. Oh, I like that.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

5661.3

Hank, 17.5 points. Me and Big Cat, 16. PFT and Max, 14. Hank just needs one win, and he clinches. He doesn't have to do the punishment. Maximum amount of points for PFT and Max is 18. We're not doing playoffs. Are we doing playoffs?

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

5816.946

Okay, who's up next? Memes? I'm going to take the Lions minus three and a half.

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Paul Bissonnette, NFL Christmas Day And The Bears New Low, Week 17 Picks And Preview + New Years Resolutions

5831.823

Yeah, it's going to be like that Cowboys game earlier in the year. Yeah, yeah.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

1193.46

Jihad Campbell seems like a beast. Can't say that I know too much of his tape, but he's Howie's guy. He traded up one spot to get him, which is... a crazy thing to do, but he traded up one spot to get him. Howie gets his guy. He was a top 15 guy on everyone's big boards. Howie gets him at 31. Howie does it again. Wow.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

1221.704

I just need to see the video of the draft room when Howie realizes that he can get him and see how excited he is. And that's how excited I will be because I can already see it in my head right now. He's going to be on the phone. He's going to be like, I got the trade done. We got it done. And then he's going to high five everyone else there. And then I'm going to be fired up.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

1239.617

And he's a hometown kid. And he's coming to Philly. And he said the rich is going to get richer. And we're bringing another Super Bowl back to Philly. Wow.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

3074.372

I'm going to go Derek White. Chris Stops is plus 425. Oh, because it doesn't matter, right?

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

3090.599

Giannis is plus 350. All right, love it. Did memes just make the nerd nugget?

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

3707.121

Eagles are coming up on the clock. I'm trying to figure out what's going on.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

3739.622

This is crazy. No, you're crazy. It's draft time. I'm worried about the birds. What were you looking at? He was worried about the Eagles coming up.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

3755.813

I'm not worried. I was just curious. I was looking. Do you even know what you're looking up right now? Yeah, Jimmy Butler diagnosed with deep glute muscle contusion.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

3958.779

i'm not gonna say it again okay and yoki and yoki but do you agree that they don't say it like that i memes i've i a thousand percent say that do you do they not give you enough in yoki that was good that was pretty do they not that's not great uh it depends the place that you go to i've gone i've gone to some pretty fat places that give you a huge bowl of it of what and yoki and you're

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

3998.612

I'm probably saying it wrong. I'm going to have Italians in my ass. Oh, yeah.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

4839.819

Rico isn't capable of going on to a Barstool podcast without saying something, actually, let's keep this off of this podcast.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

5239.131

Thanks, guys. Yeah, you were ready. Failing to prepare is preparing to fail. I'm just happy we found out that he's got skills in that thing that we're doing.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

8315.739

I had a pretty clean week. I was pretty good. Yeah? Yeah. No, I had a bad week. Getting the stomach bug is by far the worst thing that can possibly happen to a human, I think, ever. I feel like stomach bug's got to be up there. Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. No, you feel like you're dying, though. It's terrible. My ribs hurt from puking so hard. Yeah.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

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So every time I laugh or cough right now, I'm still getting that feeling in my side. And you laugh and cough a lot, even when you're healthy. I laugh a lot. Yeah. I don't necessarily cough a lot, but I do laugh a lot. So, yeah, it was a tough week. I pooped my pants at one point. Oh, no.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

8370.559

No, I didn't have that. That's the worst. Yeah, going number three. Yeah, no, I didn't. But I did have the plastic bags next to the toilet in case that situation happened.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

8407.35

what's your move do you because you gotta i've had you gotta flush really quick and then just yeah it's terrible it's been through like food poisoning and i just lean over the tub yeah no that was like when that happened to me one time and i still remember it when i lived in massachusetts it was yeah one time when i was a kid i was peeing and i had a stomach bug and i like sneezed or something and as i was like shit came out of my ass

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

8432.338

This is disgusting. I mean, we opened this can of worms. Yeah, it is what it is. Yeah, come on. I opened this can of worms.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

8444.544

I don't know. I don't necessarily believe in scales. Okay, yeah. I don't have any before.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

8522.235

Yeah, I had stuffed peppers right before it. I don't think I'm having stuffed peppers anytime soon.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

8539.583

I was that way with Chipotle. I got sick after eating Chipotle one time, and it took me, like, years to start eating again. Now it's fine.

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NFL Draft Rapid Reaction, Jon Gruden In Studio, Justin Thomas Off His Big Win Sunday + NBA/NHL Playoffs And Fyre Fest

8551.189

No, I should wear a cone. You should. Yep, I should just wear it. You should wear a cone. You should wear a cone.

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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie

1213.002

I think the one inbound play and then he threw it up to Josh Hart was a shaky one.

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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie

1465.66

Yeah. The Knicks are just cursed because if OG makes that free throw and then Tyrese steps on the line and gets a two, that's what somebody with good luck gets. Instead, it was like overtime, Ty, you don't get the goaltend. Now you just lose.

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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie

1498.132

Yeah, you win on Friday night, you're back. It's, what, 10.50 right now? Like, this morning, I didn't leave the couch. It was probably the worst loss I've ever seen in my lifetime. But you win game two, you're back.

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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie

1542.782

Yeah, and then Naismith was just touched by God, and then you just couldn't fucking miss. I miss football. I was just going 60s. Football is the absolute best sport in the entire world.

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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie

1593.479

Yeah, I crashed out pretty hard in our production group chat. Oh, no. What did that look like?

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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie

1618.433

What's that? I had to get three tires replaced yesterday. That's fair. You retired three times? Three tires replaced yesterday. You retired three times yesterday. Yeah. The last was so bad.

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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie

1631.525

uh the weather i blame the weather in chicago yeah also yeah okay anything else uh i mean anything on hank imagine no i blame shane imagine we were at softball when that was happening yeah what what did you say to shane i was like this is all shane's fucking fault okay go on well why he he sent me a picture that let me know he was doing something Oh. Oh. Taking a shit? Yeah. Oh.

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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie

1858.112

It was Godmode. What memes? I mean, it was so crazy. And then after the game, he was like, I'm just so good at shooting, I just let it fly. That's a great answer. A guy like that shouldn't be doing that.

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Dwyane Wade In Studio, Pacers Insane Comeback At MSG, The Thunder Are A Wagon, Remembering Jim Irsay + Fyre Fest With Oldie

2782.159

Yeah. No, no, you have to ban it. I thought memes was going to talk about Diana. Oh, yeah, Diana did report it was going to get banned in the morning. Well, I think some of the votes changed. That must have made you really happy.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

3575.198

I'm a huge fan of burgers. Fries are good. Can't go wrong with Shake Shack. It's awesome.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

3620.742

On and off. Did you do any reading? I read some headlines. Yeah? Yep. Did you read anything below the headline? I read some things below the headline.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

3849.895

Well, we have to see if any other reporters fact check that. But I'm going to wait for more information to come out.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

3860.224

Mike Silver, who RG3 came on the podcast, called him a liar. Diana Rossini, who I've came on this podcast, called her a liar. And Zach Rosenblatt.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

3975.737

Yeah, but I also told Hank about this a month ago that it was possible that we were the shadow GMs. Oh, you did? I did. Because it was like week by week, Devante Adams. We said Devante Adams. They signed Devante Adams. We said Hasan Reddick. They signed Hasan Reddick. It was week by week. So he might actually listen to the podcast.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

4083.527

Yeah, and I unfortunately have to defend my quarterback. So if you have a vax, you're bad.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

4167.688

Yeah. Yeah, and then Woody always does talk to the refs before the game, which is weird. He does? Yeah.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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So that is true because Ryan Fitzpatrick went on a podcast a couple weeks ago. He said that OneJet Drive is like one of the greatest places.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

4206.29

It's just we have a fan that's in charge of our team and makes reactionary decisions and goes, we lost one game, everybody's got to go. That's awesome, though. Yeah. That's kind of the dream. That's why we need Mike Vrabel, who's a winner.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

4241.05

You see who else they interviewed for their GM job? Who's that? Who's that? Nagy? Matt Nagy? Was it Matt Nagy? No, Jim Nagy. Jim Nagy. The guy who runs the Senior Bowl. So we might just get everybody from the Senior Bowl.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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But I think this adds to his, like, I'm telling my story so nobody else can twist it. Legend. Aura. Like, I'm actually a good teammate. Jordan loves my guy. Yeah. I might not come back next year, but I might come back.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

478.348

There's a win-by-win calculator for the playoffs. I was trying to find that for the Bengals. If they win versus the Browns, it's 12%. But if they win versus the Broncos, it could be 65%.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

5175.93

Izzy. Izzy two touchdowns this weekend. Izzy two. Oh, yes. I might have to start Izzy.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

5484.949

Hank, 15.5 points first. Me and Big Cat, 15 points. PFT, 13. Max, also 13. Oh.

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Coach Jon Gruden In Studio, Week 16 Picks And Preview, Chargers Big Win, The Jets Are In Disarray Again + Fyre Fest Of The Week

5721.104

Sammy Sosa. Hey, Danny. You want a little dust on the table? Oh, my sit-em is weird podcasters like you guys trying to make me feel uncomfortable in a van. Didn't want to talk about OJ. Yeah, didn't want to talk about OJ. The juice, the juice is loose. My sleeper is Josh Allen. I think he's going to score some touchdowns. Josh Allen. Need it.

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Randy Moss Talking Kentucky Derby, Joakim Noah In Studio, The Lakers Go Out Sad, Jalen Brunson Ends The Pistons, Hockey Playoffs + Fyre Fest of The Week

1590.801

What, Max? How many times do you think, let's say memes didn't pick up on the Pat Spencer thing there, that they would go to somebody else and use that take because of what you just said and act like an idiot? I feel bad for that sometimes.

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Randy Moss Talking Kentucky Derby, Joakim Noah In Studio, The Lakers Go Out Sad, Jalen Brunson Ends The Pistons, Hockey Playoffs + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Oh you mean like somebody hanging out with their friends And they say that And they're like yo did you see the Yukon kid Headbutt someone Alright so it is on us We gotta be better I say dumb shit all the time We all do No but just like get better friends Get better friends that'll be like I don't care that you got that wrong It was funny that you said that Yeah Fuck yeah Guys make mistakes Let's normalize guys fucking up Nobody wants to know it all

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Randy Moss Talking Kentucky Derby, Joakim Noah In Studio, The Lakers Go Out Sad, Jalen Brunson Ends The Pistons, Hockey Playoffs + Fyre Fest of The Week

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This is the first I'm hearing of this. Oh, my God. This is a legacy match for you. I think the Fanatic is going to wipe the floor.

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Randy Moss Talking Kentucky Derby, Joakim Noah In Studio, The Lakers Go Out Sad, Jalen Brunson Ends The Pistons, Hockey Playoffs + Fyre Fest of The Week

8530.014

This whole Jordan situation has – I don't know what you're saying is real or not real. What do you mean? I have no idea.

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Randy Moss Talking Kentucky Derby, Joakim Noah In Studio, The Lakers Go Out Sad, Jalen Brunson Ends The Pistons, Hockey Playoffs + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Correct. I can't tell whether Big Cat is being sarcastic or having real – About the hazing? About anything you're saying. I don't – I'm struggling.

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Randy Moss Talking Kentucky Derby, Joakim Noah In Studio, The Lakers Go Out Sad, Jalen Brunson Ends The Pistons, Hockey Playoffs + Fyre Fest of The Week

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See, this is where I keep getting, Hank keeps saying no to the camera, which makes me think that you think everything else.

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Randy Moss Talking Kentucky Derby, Joakim Noah In Studio, The Lakers Go Out Sad, Jalen Brunson Ends The Pistons, Hockey Playoffs + Fyre Fest of The Week

8792.294

No. Big Cat, I have a question. Big Cat's coming in here and trying to... I think we need to drink more. Anti-fun team over here. Well, drink after the game. I got a question. Softball, you have a couple beers. It's fine. Was it beers? I went out to dinner and had a glass of wine at dinner.

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Randy Moss Talking Kentucky Derby, Joakim Noah In Studio, The Lakers Go Out Sad, Jalen Brunson Ends The Pistons, Hockey Playoffs + Fyre Fest of The Week

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Yes, but Embiid has never played a playoff series without an injury. I understand. He has never gotten excused.

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Randy Moss Talking Kentucky Derby, Joakim Noah In Studio, The Lakers Go Out Sad, Jalen Brunson Ends The Pistons, Hockey Playoffs + Fyre Fest of The Week

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But he has whatever. He obviously did that on purpose because Embiid has hurt every series and he's never gotten the. Oh, well, he was hurt.

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NBA Playoffs With Brian Windhorst, Actor Josh Duhamel, The Bulls Lost Twice In The Play In, Lee Corso Retires Plus Fyre Fest

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No, he was in there for probably an hour. And the way Aaron Rodgers talks, he just talked for like 30 minutes. And Aaron Glenn was just like, all right, we're firing you. So let's go get the GM. Let's get the show on the road. And then they had you don't know me off.

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NBA Playoffs With Brian Windhorst, Actor Josh Duhamel, The Bulls Lost Twice In The Play In, Lee Corso Retires Plus Fyre Fest

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No, there was a you don't know me off between him and the GM. Oh, okay. How did that go? So Darren Moogie said, do you like football? Do you still want to play football? Aaron Rodgers said, yes. And then there was just a back and forth of, you don't know me. No, you don't know me. That was it. Wow. They just kept on saying that back and forth to each other? You don't know me?

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NBA Playoffs With Brian Windhorst, Actor Josh Duhamel, The Bulls Lost Twice In The Play In, Lee Corso Retires Plus Fyre Fest

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And then Aaron Rodgers was like, let's get to know each other. And they were like, no, we're moving in a different direction.

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NBA Playoffs With Brian Windhorst, Actor Josh Duhamel, The Bulls Lost Twice In The Play In, Lee Corso Retires Plus Fyre Fest

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Got it. But the Jets also would have gotten dragged if they just called him.

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NBA Playoffs With Brian Windhorst, Actor Josh Duhamel, The Bulls Lost Twice In The Play In, Lee Corso Retires Plus Fyre Fest

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uh membao uh the right tackle from mizzou okay he had numbers uh like trip williams so that'd be cool to have a right tackle for the next 10 15 years that would be cool i just i know i have to take malachi starks because if i don't then max is going to get him yeah system guy yeah uh okay yeah so we're gonna do draft stuff all next week uh you'll probably trade him to us shut the fuck up max probably will

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I asked you to play last summer, too. Oh, no. We needed guys. Oh, no. We had to settle for Jacob.

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There was a report that Aaron Glenn is... He wants the Jets. Jets fans want Aaron Glenn, which means we're going to make the wrong choice.

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I think they just also put in a request to interview the D.C. for the Packers. I don't even know what they're doing at this point.

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So there's a light in there that I guess I haven't noticed until now, and I've just been staring at it. Now my eyes are all fucked up.

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Which light? That's above your left shoulder. And you just started staring at it and couldn't stop? Yeah. What are you, a moth? I was looking at the screen, and then I was seeing dots, so now I got sunglasses. You look ridiculous wearing sunglasses during a podcast.

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I think this is going to be a shit-kicking. By? The Jets. Okay. This is actually my game of the year. Oh, okay. I think they're going to take all the frustrations out of this dog shit season onto the Jaguars this Sunday. And that's it.

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Yeah, you guys want to hear the sad stat of the day? Yeah. Aaron Rodgers averages 260 yards for the next four games. He'll be the single season passing leader of the New York Jets.

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If he averages 260 yards a game for the next four games, he'll be the single season passing leader of the Jets. That seems like a lot of yards, though. Yeah. Yeah, but he's kind of in that range. And it's an extra game. Yeah. Yeah, but still.

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I keep accidentally ordering hot chocolate. Oh. How many hot chocolates do you have?

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And I had Pug get it twice. Where are you ordering these from? No free ads.