Ant McPartlin

It's not.

The thing's not sticking.

The name's not sticking.

This whole thing's not sticking.

Got one here from Hannah.

Hi, all.

Hi.

Happy Thursday.

Happy Thursday.

I met you both from the height of PJ and Duncan fame through the Famous for Five Minutes segment on Live and Kickin', hosted by Emma Forbes and Andy Peters in their prime.

I remember writing in my own diary at the time that it was the best day of my life.

So much so that fast forward to the next year, 1996, still on my high of being famous for five minutes, your single Better Watch Out was released.

Gone was PJ and Duncan and here was Anton Deck, the serious music artist.

I wouldn't say we're serious.

I don't know whether you ever read your reviews, but let's just say there was one less than complimentary review of the single in The Times.

Oh, what do you expect?

It's The Times, for goodness sake.

She says in brackets, quite a bougie read for a 12-year-old, some might say.

Yeah, all would say.

I took the review a bit too personally.