Ant McPartlin

Why?

It's a game with one rule.

It's got to rhyme.

So when they come on and waste our time...

with giving us answers that didn't rhyme, you're falling at the first hurdle.

It's a waste of time.

It's in there, isn't it?

It's still in there.

I've worked a lot on myself over the years to lengthen that fuse.

Wonky Donkey was an idea of a couple of our writers, Richard Preddy and Gary Howe.

It was in the early days of SMTV Live, and we went on an away day

to come up with some ideas because we didn't have very many.

And then we went out for drinks afterwards and we were on a minibus going somewhere.

Yeah, he said, I've had an idea for a game.

He said it's Wonky Donkey.

And it was all about animals and you had to, the only rule was it had to rhyme.

I don't know if we could still do it I mean what would Wonky Donkey look like today?

Well what do you know Wow He's got a clipboard Yeah I've got the horn It must be time for an updated game of Wonky Donkey Wonky Donkey Come on everyone Wonky Donkey That's a very small horn you've got there Don't worry

I've got a bigger one down here.

That's better.