Ant McPartlin

I also have your best interest at heart because I don't want you to miss seeing Simon's face in the same picture so you can have the mug and still see him in the morning when you're having your coffee.

Love and respect, guys, from Alice.

That's her.

It's one of those ones when you put the hot water in as well, the heart disappears and you see everything.

And you see it all.

You see everything.

All right, I don't know what to do with that.

This one is from Ross McRae.

I live in South Ayrshire in Scotland, and I have something to swap for the Simon Cowell sign photo.

I am a magician, and I would like to teach you both some close-up magic over Zoom to impress your kids and your wives.

My brother prays his birthday is coming up in July, and he's a big fan of Simon C, so its arrival would be good timing, and he will love the fact I got him a shout-out on the podcast regardless.

I thought I was going to have some magic lessons while reading me Royal Rovers.

Should be.

Well, I can have a little look before it goes to him.

Yes.

You're not invited?

I am.

He said it was for both of us.

To impress the kids and the wives.

Well, I've changed the rules since he wrote that.