Anthony Jeselnik

And I remember like Norm and I would get into fights live on the air.

Like it did not work out between us for the first like four episodes.

And then we figured it out.

And we're like far apart.

Like Keenan Avery Wayans wanted to fucking kill me.

Roseanne was like, was being like as nice as she could just like to avoid my wrath.

Cause I was roasting everyone, treating it like it was my show.

Like, who cares about these comics?

This is about me.

And then they told me, I remember Wanda Sykes and her producing partner were like, don't worry, we cut out anything that made you look like an asshole.

And I was like, I did the show to be an asshole.

So I remember hating it and sitting backstage waiting for the comics to finish.

And there's 100 comics.

and they're all doing the same gluten-free cookie bit.

Gluten must be the best part of the cookie.

I want a cookie made out of gluten.

I'm just like, this is awful.

Norm is like, I remember Norm saying to someone, what the fuck is going on?

to a girl on stage whose dad introduced her.

They had the dad introduce her.