Anthony Jeselnik

And I was like, I want that.

I want to feel like that.

And my agent would never let me go because he was like, you're not going to make any money.

And now when I was going through on tour and I got to just do it for like two nights and it was great.

But just walking around that city, it's fucking just Harry Potter.

It's like Harry Potter in real life.

That I enjoyed that.

That's comedy, you're miserable, you hate it, you get on stage, you have a great time on stage, and so you're having the worst time of your life for two months, but you're getting better.

And the shows, again, the shows are everything.

If you had a week off, I went and did Asia.

I did Hong Kong, Taipei, and Tokyo.

Brutal because I had like a week off in between I'm just sitting in a hotel room and like Taipei during monsoon season Ah paying for three hotel rooms for like my opener.

Am I right?

I messaged you about this asking you about this and you were like this is a lot It's a lot and because I just in Australia and then New Zealand and it was like I was ready to go home so you sit in this hotel room and

and it's raining too hard to even do anything outside.

And then the show was like, they don't understand English humor.

So they would come to kind of see a show and it was interesting, but then that's it.

And it's like 200 people after you've been doing like thousand seat theaters everywhere.

It was all expats or like people just not understanding, but you're in this weird venue.

I was like, never, never again.