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I mean, I guess, but, like, I take financial literacy very seriously.
Which is probably why you have a second job at the Halloween house.
You do have a point, Anthony, because I didn't even think about all the dentist bills that you're going to rack up with those full-size candy bars.
You're handing them out.
Your own kids aren't eating them, Jeffrey.
You know that you eat the own candy that you give out.
You know that better than anybody, bro.
I bet he wouldn't even let our kids have a full-size candy bar.
By the way, how many kids are you guys planning on having?
How many fake zombie children are we having in the future?
Exactly zero because I'm not going to be with him.
I just think it's kind of silly to be arguing and deciding your dating life over future fictitious full-size candy bars with your kids that don't even exist yet.
Kind of a big deal.
I might put this on my dating profile.
Swipe left if you're not a full-bar household.
He's making our fake children way more important than the real me right now.
That's true.