Ari Matti
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
We all stare at each other's dicks.
I've seen... Good luck with that.
In the green room, comedians were talking about how many dicks they've seen in their lifetime.
And I remember they were saying, like, numbers.
Bro, I've seen 16,000 to 22,000 dicks.
Do you think that's healthy?
And then sometimes I remember in high school we all showered together.
There was always one weird kid that would not shower with us and you make fun of him, show me, you know, what's going on?
Why didn't you show us your dick?
And then sometimes the shower would be a bit warm and you would get a little bit of a vein going there.
You get a little bit of a 25%, dude.
And then you're lathering it down.
Trying to just fucking mentally just make it go away.
I only feel comfortable when it's naked.