Ari Matti

The guy's blind and is like, don't do stand-up comedy. Yes, 100%. Okay, you stated the very obvious there. How much, wait, no, I'm curious. How much money do you make doing stand-up comedy, Tony? Okay, all right. Is it $3,000 a month?

The guy's blind and is like, don't do stand-up comedy. Yes, 100%. Okay, you stated the very obvious there. How much, wait, no, I'm curious. How much money do you make doing stand-up comedy, Tony? Okay, all right. Is it $3,000 a month?

The guy's blind and is like, don't do stand-up comedy. Yes, 100%. Okay, you stated the very obvious there. How much, wait, no, I'm curious. How much money do you make doing stand-up comedy, Tony? Okay, all right. Is it $3,000 a month?

Actually, you've lost a lot of weight.

Actually, you've lost a lot of weight.

Actually, you've lost a lot of weight.

I had a fucking orange and a bunch of grapes, actually. I just drove from Dallas. I was doing a show there, drove here. All that you ate today was an orange and a bunch of grapes.

I had a fucking orange and a bunch of grapes, actually. I just drove from Dallas. I was doing a show there, drove here. All that you ate today was an orange and a bunch of grapes.

I had a fucking orange and a bunch of grapes, actually. I just drove from Dallas. I was doing a show there, drove here. All that you ate today was an orange and a bunch of grapes.

I woke up at like 3 p.m.

I woke up at like 3 p.m.

I woke up at like 3 p.m.

Because I'm a comic.

Because I'm a comic.

Because I'm a comic.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Where were you last night at 2 a.m.? I was at the Capitol, dude. I fucking... Yeah, no. I just drove here. I got super drunk last night after the show.

Where were you last night at 2 a.m.? I was at the Capitol, dude. I fucking... Yeah, no. I just drove here. I got super drunk last night after the show.