Ari Matti

Every guy here, even before you could read, you were like... Infinite energy.

And I gotta tell you, I'm pretty close. I can... I can, like, tongue the tip. I can like clean myself off, you know? Get some of that cheese. Oh yeah, I've tasted my own cum, fuck you, it's delicious. I love when women are like, cum is disgusting. You bitches do know that what you have down there ain't no creme brulee either. At least my shit has protein and the future.

And I gotta tell you, I'm pretty close. I can... I can, like, tongue the tip. I can like clean myself off, you know? Get some of that cheese. Oh yeah, I've tasted my own cum, fuck you, it's delicious. I love when women are like, cum is disgusting. You bitches do know that what you have down there ain't no creme brulee either. At least my shit has protein and the future.

And I gotta tell you, I'm pretty close. I can... I can, like, tongue the tip. I can like clean myself off, you know? Get some of that cheese. Oh yeah, I've tasted my own cum, fuck you, it's delicious. I love when women are like, cum is disgusting. You bitches do know that what you have down there ain't no creme brulee either. At least my shit has protein and the future.

Come is disgusting is a pretty pretentious thing to say when I have a mouthful of piss, huh? I was telling my friend John that I'm pretty close, and my friend John literally looks me in the eyes and he goes, Ari, that's because you're doing it wrong.

Come is disgusting is a pretty pretentious thing to say when I have a mouthful of piss, huh? I was telling my friend John that I'm pretty close, and my friend John literally looks me in the eyes and he goes, Ari, that's because you're doing it wrong.

Come is disgusting is a pretty pretentious thing to say when I have a mouthful of piss, huh? I was telling my friend John that I'm pretty close, and my friend John literally looks me in the eyes and he goes, Ari, that's because you're doing it wrong.

way you're supposed to do it is you go on your back and you throw your legs over your head and now you let gravity like a oil rig and i was like john i'm not gonna do that because what if my roommate walks in At least with this, when he walks in, I get to be like, lol, tried it. But if you walk in and I'm full Richard Simmons, getting physics involved, that's at least a conversation.

way you're supposed to do it is you go on your back and you throw your legs over your head and now you let gravity like a oil rig and i was like john i'm not gonna do that because what if my roommate walks in At least with this, when he walks in, I get to be like, lol, tried it. But if you walk in and I'm full Richard Simmons, getting physics involved, that's at least a conversation.

way you're supposed to do it is you go on your back and you throw your legs over your head and now you let gravity like a oil rig and i was like john i'm not gonna do that because what if my roommate walks in At least with this, when he walks in, I get to be like, lol, tried it. But if you walk in and I'm full Richard Simmons, getting physics involved, that's at least a conversation.

Thank you very much. Thank you, H-E-B. Ari Matti.

Thank you very much. Thank you, H-E-B. Ari Matti.

Thank you very much. Thank you, H-E-B. Ari Matti.

That's what I was wondering.

That's what I was wondering.

That's what I was wondering.

Also, by the way, Brian's ass cracked a lot cleaner than I expected.

Also, by the way, Brian's ass cracked a lot cleaner than I expected.

Also, by the way, Brian's ass cracked a lot cleaner than I expected.

Good. I got this fucking T-shirt. Check this out. Boom. Security unit. Uh-oh. I stole it from Walmart. What are you going to do? Shoot me? See this shit? What is that? I mean, yeah. And the thing went off. Beep, beep, beep. The security guy just looked at me like, boop.