Ari Matti
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Hello! Hello! Hello! I went to North Carolina Asheville this weekend. It got hit by a horrible hurricane. It looked like a post-apocalyptic movie. But then I went to the hotel room and I looked at Asheville before I gotta tell you, the hurricane didn't do that much. Even the hurricane was like, oh shit, somebody already did this. LA's on fire, LA, oh my God, so sad.
Where are the pedophiles gonna live now? Oh my God. Where are we gonna fuck the kids now? Eat my ass, LA! They asked me for a dollar at Whole Foods yesterday for the relief fund, LA. Eat my ass. Who's that dollar gonna go to? Mel Gibson? Fuck you. I don't feel bad for people who lost a house because I wish I had a house to lose. You know what I'm saying? I wish I got a new start.
Where are the pedophiles gonna live now? Oh my God. Where are we gonna fuck the kids now? Eat my ass, LA! They asked me for a dollar at Whole Foods yesterday for the relief fund, LA. Eat my ass. Who's that dollar gonna go to? Mel Gibson? Fuck you. I don't feel bad for people who lost a house because I wish I had a house to lose. You know what I'm saying? I wish I got a new start.
Where are the pedophiles gonna live now? Oh my God. Where are we gonna fuck the kids now? Eat my ass, LA! They asked me for a dollar at Whole Foods yesterday for the relief fund, LA. Eat my ass. Who's that dollar gonna go to? Mel Gibson? Fuck you. I don't feel bad for people who lost a house because I wish I had a house to lose. You know what I'm saying? I wish I got a new start.
I mean, I wish I had a start. That's probably the best part about being poor as shit, huh? And renting, I don't give a fuck. If I go home after this gig and my apartment's on fire, the only thing I do is I put my hands out for warmth. I look at the landlord like, huh, I guess the lease is up now, motherfucker. A curse has been lifted. Thank you.
I mean, I wish I had a start. That's probably the best part about being poor as shit, huh? And renting, I don't give a fuck. If I go home after this gig and my apartment's on fire, the only thing I do is I put my hands out for warmth. I look at the landlord like, huh, I guess the lease is up now, motherfucker. A curse has been lifted. Thank you.
I mean, I wish I had a start. That's probably the best part about being poor as shit, huh? And renting, I don't give a fuck. If I go home after this gig and my apartment's on fire, the only thing I do is I put my hands out for warmth. I look at the landlord like, huh, I guess the lease is up now, motherfucker. A curse has been lifted. Thank you.
This is insane. I don't have a plane. This is the whitest foreigner I've ever met. He is. My love goes out to you. I'm sorry, I'm autistic. I'm autistic, I didn't know what this is. I'm sorry, I'm autistic. I don't know what this is. Oh, my God.
This is insane. I don't have a plane. This is the whitest foreigner I've ever met. He is. My love goes out to you. I'm sorry, I'm autistic. I'm autistic, I didn't know what this is. I'm sorry, I'm autistic. I don't know what this is. Oh, my God.
This is insane. I don't have a plane. This is the whitest foreigner I've ever met. He is. My love goes out to you. I'm sorry, I'm autistic. I'm autistic, I didn't know what this is. I'm sorry, I'm autistic. I don't know what this is. Oh, my God.
Yeah, good. Actually, Asheville was super. It was actually a beautiful spot. I loved it.
Yeah, good. Actually, Asheville was super. It was actually a beautiful spot. I loved it.
Yeah, good. Actually, Asheville was super. It was actually a beautiful spot. I loved it.
That was all one word. Asheville.