Ari Shaffir

So we're on the hunt for bread and cheese, and everywhere we went, they're like, we're out, we're out. Nuh-uh. And then Bobby Kelly was like, all right, let's go. Let's go to the next place. We got to go. And he goes, well, hold on. There's cookies here. I'm like, Bob, it's not a cookie time, dude. Let's go. So what else do you see?

So we're on the hunt for bread and cheese, and everywhere we went, they're like, we're out, we're out. Nuh-uh. And then Bobby Kelly was like, all right, let's go. Let's go to the next place. We got to go. And he goes, well, hold on. There's cookies here. I'm like, Bob, it's not a cookie time, dude. Let's go. So what else do you see?

So we're on the hunt for bread and cheese, and everywhere we went, they're like, we're out, we're out. Nuh-uh. And then Bobby Kelly was like, all right, let's go. Let's go to the next place. We got to go. And he goes, well, hold on. There's cookies here. I'm like, Bob, it's not a cookie time, dude. Let's go. So what else do you see?

Yeah, it's crazy that they don't have access. It's weird when you go to another place and see a cultural difference that you hadn't even noticed before. Like, oh, I have access to shoes when I want it. I might not be able to afford them, but I can get them.

Yeah, it's crazy that they don't have access. It's weird when you go to another place and see a cultural difference that you hadn't even noticed before. Like, oh, I have access to shoes when I want it. I might not be able to afford them, but I can get them.

Yeah, it's crazy that they don't have access. It's weird when you go to another place and see a cultural difference that you hadn't even noticed before. Like, oh, I have access to shoes when I want it. I might not be able to afford them, but I can get them.

It was so much fun. Who'd you go with? A chick. I met my friend. My friend's in line to be the prime minister there from college. Really? Yeah, his dad was the prime minister. And then when I met him, he was the ambassador of America. White guy? Tobagin? No. Dark skin black. Yeah, they only have Indians and blacks there pretty much. But everyone's dancing, whining on each other.

It was so much fun. Who'd you go with? A chick. I met my friend. My friend's in line to be the prime minister there from college. Really? Yeah, his dad was the prime minister. And then when I met him, he was the ambassador of America. White guy? Tobagin? No. Dark skin black. Yeah, they only have Indians and blacks there pretty much. But everyone's dancing, whining on each other.

It was so much fun. Who'd you go with? A chick. I met my friend. My friend's in line to be the prime minister there from college. Really? Yeah, his dad was the prime minister. And then when I met him, he was the ambassador of America. White guy? Tobagin? No. Dark skin black. Yeah, they only have Indians and blacks there pretty much. But everyone's dancing, whining on each other.

They're whining on me. They were playing This Is Not Happening for some reason on loop. On loop. So for like four hours a day, they were playing This Is Not Happening in Trinidad. No residuals. And so I was getting recognized in Trinidad and Tobago. Some chick was like, are you Ari Shaffir? And I was like, yeah. She goes, can I wine on you? I'm like, yeah. She's just fucking backing it up.

They're whining on me. They were playing This Is Not Happening for some reason on loop. On loop. So for like four hours a day, they were playing This Is Not Happening in Trinidad. No residuals. And so I was getting recognized in Trinidad and Tobago. Some chick was like, are you Ari Shaffir? And I was like, yeah. She goes, can I wine on you? I'm like, yeah. She's just fucking backing it up.

They're whining on me. They were playing This Is Not Happening for some reason on loop. On loop. So for like four hours a day, they were playing This Is Not Happening in Trinidad. No residuals. And so I was getting recognized in Trinidad and Tobago. Some chick was like, are you Ari Shaffir? And I was like, yeah. She goes, can I wine on you? I'm like, yeah. She's just fucking backing it up.

That's what they do there? Yeah. It's not even sexual. It's just like backing it up right on your ass and just rub it. And they just go all the way down.

That's what they do there? Yeah. It's not even sexual. It's just like backing it up right on your ass and just rub it. And they just go all the way down.

That's what they do there? Yeah. It's not even sexual. It's just like backing it up right on your ass and just rub it. And they just go all the way down.

Food is cleaner other places. Okay. Like in Cuba, they don't have much, but they don't have... chemicals to put in there either. And then it's like the need to work for life. Oh, she's teaching how to wine. I might have watched this video before I went. God. And what do you do? Stand there? Stand there. You can lift one leg around them. Try to go down with them. I mean, you can't do it.

Food is cleaner other places. Okay. Like in Cuba, they don't have much, but they don't have... chemicals to put in there either. And then it's like the need to work for life. Oh, she's teaching how to wine. I might have watched this video before I went. God. And what do you do? Stand there? Stand there. You can lift one leg around them. Try to go down with them. I mean, you can't do it.

Food is cleaner other places. Okay. Like in Cuba, they don't have much, but they don't have... chemicals to put in there either. And then it's like the need to work for life. Oh, she's teaching how to wine. I might have watched this video before I went. God. And what do you do? Stand there? Stand there. You can lift one leg around them. Try to go down with them. I mean, you can't do it.

But they're like... It's funny, the white guy trying. But there's no like... They're not like mad at you for being there. There's so few whites. There are? Yeah. Yeah. I think the Rio one has more. Whoa.

But they're like... It's funny, the white guy trying. But there's no like... They're not like mad at you for being there. There's so few whites. There are? Yeah. Yeah. I think the Rio one has more. Whoa.