Ari Shaffir
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Like no one's this naked. I'm not that naked around my own apartment. No one's there. Put a robe on. Do something. Who cooks eggs with their fucking pussy out? Sorry, I'm getting too dirty for this podcast. I apologize. I'm a bad person, you guys.
Almost never.
Almost never.
Almost never.
Just right here. It's come out of my mouth way more. I usually call it a vagina.
Just right here. It's come out of my mouth way more. I usually call it a vagina.
Just right here. It's come out of my mouth way more. I usually call it a vagina.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It makes it more stupid. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
It makes it more stupid. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
It makes it more stupid. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You're a Red Wings fan? Is that what that is?
Yeah. You're a Red Wings fan? Is that what that is?
Yeah. You're a Red Wings fan? Is that what that is?
Hockey team? Uh-huh. What's that on your neck?
Hockey team? Uh-huh. What's that on your neck?
Hockey team? Uh-huh. What's that on your neck?
Yeah. Once it gets too real, I'm like, I've lost the chance. All right, I'm out.