Ari Shaffir
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Um, I, I don't know. Fourth grade.
Um, I, I don't know. Fourth grade.
Um, I, I don't know. Fourth grade.
Yeah. I was, I was like annoying.
Yeah. I was, I was like annoying.
Yeah. I was, I was like annoying.
9% Jewish. Well, if you were over 50%, what you do is you just pay a doctor to say your child is learning disabled. And then you could take untimed tests at home and get better grades and SATs. So did she. Yep. Do whatever you want to get ahead.
9% Jewish. Well, if you were over 50%, what you do is you just pay a doctor to say your child is learning disabled. And then you could take untimed tests at home and get better grades and SATs. So did she. Yep. Do whatever you want to get ahead.
9% Jewish. Well, if you were over 50%, what you do is you just pay a doctor to say your child is learning disabled. And then you could take untimed tests at home and get better grades and SATs. So did she. Yep. Do whatever you want to get ahead.
I could use extra time. I'm just. Yeah, we all could. I can't fucking read. Yeah, that would have helped, then, the extra time. Yeah. Juice? No, it's juice.
I could use extra time. I'm just. Yeah, we all could. I can't fucking read. Yeah, that would have helped, then, the extra time. Yeah. Juice? No, it's juice.
I could use extra time. I'm just. Yeah, we all could. I can't fucking read. Yeah, that would have helped, then, the extra time. Yeah. Juice? No, it's juice.
Oh, okay. They're like, what is this accent you're throwing there? What is this word? Yeah, juice got untimed tests. It's great. There's white privilege, and then there's another thing that we don't like to talk about. It's Jewish privilege.
Oh, okay. They're like, what is this accent you're throwing there? What is this word? Yeah, juice got untimed tests. It's great. There's white privilege, and then there's another thing that we don't like to talk about. It's Jewish privilege.
Oh, okay. They're like, what is this accent you're throwing there? What is this word? Yeah, juice got untimed tests. It's great. There's white privilege, and then there's another thing that we don't like to talk about. It's Jewish privilege.
She knows it. She got all the same privileges. What school did you go to?
She knows it. She got all the same privileges. What school did you go to?
She knows it. She got all the same privileges. What school did you go to?
Oh, that's a Hebrew school.
Oh, that's a Hebrew school.