Ari Shaffir

I do now. I used to lay pipe. yourself at the cemetery yeah i don't know somebody i knew knew somebody's hiring i was 16 my first job that's your first job yeah first time what does one do you lay pipe you i was a horticulturalist you just gotta like water i watered the the flowers around the tomb of the unknown soldier i put out the eternal flame once i forgot about that yeah

I do now. I used to lay pipe. yourself at the cemetery yeah i don't know somebody i knew knew somebody's hiring i was 16 my first job that's your first job yeah first time what does one do you lay pipe you i was a horticulturalist you just gotta like water i watered the the flowers around the tomb of the unknown soldier i put out the eternal flame once i forgot about that yeah

I do now. I used to lay pipe. yourself at the cemetery yeah i don't know somebody i knew knew somebody's hiring i was 16 my first job that's your first job yeah first time what does one do you lay pipe you i was a horticulturalist you just gotta like water i watered the the flowers around the tomb of the unknown soldier i put out the eternal flame once i forgot about that yeah

that might be treasonous oh my god yeah yeah generally had to pick up pipes like like it would go like hand male to female and lay them down on these long fields and then like let them go and the sprinklers and then when they were done like you did put them back in the truck and then take them to the next field and lay them up but sometimes if you were good you got like wand duty and it was just a hose with a magic wand at the end went up and then kind of down

that might be treasonous oh my god yeah yeah generally had to pick up pipes like like it would go like hand male to female and lay them down on these long fields and then like let them go and the sprinklers and then when they were done like you did put them back in the truck and then take them to the next field and lay them up but sometimes if you were good you got like wand duty and it was just a hose with a magic wand at the end went up and then kind of down

that might be treasonous oh my god yeah yeah generally had to pick up pipes like like it would go like hand male to female and lay them down on these long fields and then like let them go and the sprinklers and then when they were done like you did put them back in the truck and then take them to the next field and lay them up but sometimes if you were good you got like wand duty and it was just a hose with a magic wand at the end went up and then kind of down

So then you just walk, watering all the beautiful flowers outside. I went to the National Cemetery, it was gorgeous. And then I didn't screw it on tight enough. And then the magic wand came off, just popped off, and this shoot of water just went straight up into the eternal flame.

So then you just walk, watering all the beautiful flowers outside. I went to the National Cemetery, it was gorgeous. And then I didn't screw it on tight enough. And then the magic wand came off, just popped off, and this shoot of water just went straight up into the eternal flame.

So then you just walk, watering all the beautiful flowers outside. I went to the National Cemetery, it was gorgeous. And then I didn't screw it on tight enough. And then the magic wand came off, just popped off, and this shoot of water just went straight up into the eternal flame.

I mean, I was like, I'm gonna get hung. there's all these like tourists there and they're kind of looking up i can see them looking up what the word eternal means because they're like maybe i got it wrong and then there's a yeah i was like i'm fucked did you like call your boss and be like hey

I mean, I was like, I'm gonna get hung. there's all these like tourists there and they're kind of looking up i can see them looking up what the word eternal means because they're like maybe i got it wrong and then there's a yeah i was like i'm fucked did you like call your boss and be like hey

I mean, I was like, I'm gonna get hung. there's all these like tourists there and they're kind of looking up i can see them looking up what the word eternal means because they're like maybe i got it wrong and then there's a yeah i was like i'm fucked did you like call your boss and be like hey

I think there's like a little like you know pilot light and it went back on but for like two minutes I was like oh this is really bad yeah the marines are there like walking right nearby Tomb of the Unknown Soldier oh my god but it was fun we used to take naps in the open graves it was cool in there no one was in there yet so it wasn't really it wasn't really like rude to anybody it was not a soldier yet you were out and breaking it in

I think there's like a little like you know pilot light and it went back on but for like two minutes I was like oh this is really bad yeah the marines are there like walking right nearby Tomb of the Unknown Soldier oh my god but it was fun we used to take naps in the open graves it was cool in there no one was in there yet so it wasn't really it wasn't really like rude to anybody it was not a soldier yet you were out and breaking it in

I think there's like a little like you know pilot light and it went back on but for like two minutes I was like oh this is really bad yeah the marines are there like walking right nearby Tomb of the Unknown Soldier oh my god but it was fun we used to take naps in the open graves it was cool in there no one was in there yet so it wasn't really it wasn't really like rude to anybody it was not a soldier yet you were out and breaking it in

Breaking it in, exactly. Making sure it's comfortable for these heroes.

Breaking it in, exactly. Making sure it's comfortable for these heroes.

Breaking it in, exactly. Making sure it's comfortable for these heroes.

Okay. Good question. For all of us, by the way. I say cremated and then given to certain parts to different people who might want it. Different groups of my friends.

Okay. Good question. For all of us, by the way. I say cremated and then given to certain parts to different people who might want it. Different groups of my friends.