Ari Shaffir

I got an ingrown toenail taken out. And he's like, you want to watch it? I'm like, nope. No need to see this. I'm just looking around the room every other way. Yeah, you're trained. You got it. He's trained.

I got an ingrown toenail taken out. And he's like, you want to watch it? I'm like, nope. No need to see this. I'm just looking around the room every other way. Yeah, you're trained. You got it. He's trained.

I got an ingrown toenail taken out. And he's like, you want to watch it? I'm like, nope. No need to see this. I'm just looking around the room every other way. Yeah, you're trained. You got it. He's trained.

If I don't have enough money for the check, I have to wash dishes. Do your job, doc. I'm going to sew it up.

If I don't have enough money for the check, I have to wash dishes. Do your job, doc. I'm going to sew it up.

If I don't have enough money for the check, I have to wash dishes. Do your job, doc. I'm going to sew it up.

Yeah, like you've never seen this before? Yeah.

Yeah, like you've never seen this before? Yeah.

Yeah, like you've never seen this before? Yeah.

she's like i don't know that's gonna fuck you up yeah we're gonna tear your vagina it's gonna for sure hurt did you do that you did the pushing one or the cutting one i did the well i don't think my mom thought that they like just cut everyone now a days

she's like i don't know that's gonna fuck you up yeah we're gonna tear your vagina it's gonna for sure hurt did you do that you did the pushing one or the cutting one i did the well i don't think my mom thought that they like just cut everyone now a days

she's like i don't know that's gonna fuck you up yeah we're gonna tear your vagina it's gonna for sure hurt did you do that you did the pushing one or the cutting one i did the well i don't think my mom thought that they like just cut everyone now a days

Slice you down the middle.

Slice you down the middle.

Slice you down the middle.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So there's three kinds. Sure. Slicing, cutting, and pushing.

So there's three kinds. Sure. Slicing, cutting, and pushing.