Ari Shaffir

Is that gum? How long has that been there? They don't still make Big Red. No.

Is that gum? How long has that been there? They don't still make Big Red. No.

Is that gum? How long has that been there? They don't still make Big Red. No.

God bless you.

God bless you.

God bless you.

much burrito did you oh i have american serving sizes and they hit you with not like chips and salsa first you fill up on those yeah some serving sizes are

much burrito did you oh i have american serving sizes and they hit you with not like chips and salsa first you fill up on those yeah some serving sizes are

much burrito did you oh i have american serving sizes and they hit you with not like chips and salsa first you fill up on those yeah some serving sizes are

They're just overloading you with badness. Yeah, shitty fries. We're like, oh, there's no seasoning on this. And then I ate them all. I should have just been like, no, I'll get fries. I have fry money. I could go get more fries.

They're just overloading you with badness. Yeah, shitty fries. We're like, oh, there's no seasoning on this. And then I ate them all. I should have just been like, no, I'll get fries. I have fry money. I could go get more fries.

They're just overloading you with badness. Yeah, shitty fries. We're like, oh, there's no seasoning on this. And then I ate them all. I should have just been like, no, I'll get fries. I have fry money. I could go get more fries.

I'm like, they're right here right now. I'm going to eat them. I want like two bites too many would be perfect. I'm done with like one or two extra bites and then that's it. Buddy, that Trump interview was so fucking good. I've never seen anybody do it like that where it's like, I mean, this is the way I'm reading it. I'm Theo, I'm like, you're here for me, not the other way around.

I'm like, they're right here right now. I'm going to eat them. I want like two bites too many would be perfect. I'm done with like one or two extra bites and then that's it. Buddy, that Trump interview was so fucking good. I've never seen anybody do it like that where it's like, I mean, this is the way I'm reading it. I'm Theo, I'm like, you're here for me, not the other way around.

I'm like, they're right here right now. I'm going to eat them. I want like two bites too many would be perfect. I'm done with like one or two extra bites and then that's it. Buddy, that Trump interview was so fucking good. I've never seen anybody do it like that where it's like, I mean, this is the way I'm reading it. I'm Theo, I'm like, you're here for me, not the other way around.

And you're gonna facilitate me being Theo.

And you're gonna facilitate me being Theo.

And you're gonna facilitate me being Theo.

I think it was like a neither here nor there. He was just sitting there like this for you. It's like when I go into bonfire with Jay and Dan.

I think it was like a neither here nor there. He was just sitting there like this for you. It's like when I go into bonfire with Jay and Dan.