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Ari Shaffir

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
6921 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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But for new comics, you can get that honest rep there. And that's what's exciting to me. And I think to Joe also. He's trying to build a scene, not just a club.

But for new comics, you can get that honest rep there. And that's what's exciting to me. And I think to Joe also. He's trying to build a scene, not just a club.

He tries so hard. I try to tell him the reasons why. They don't make sense to him. I'm like, it's like an influencer town. He's like, no, you just get a place 45 minutes away with armed guards every mile. It's like, okay, that's not going to be my reality, bud. Yeah, he has people just shooting on it tablets. No, it's close. They just get airlifted into the club and get airlifted back.

He tries so hard. I try to tell him the reasons why. They don't make sense to him. I'm like, it's like an influencer town. He's like, no, you just get a place 45 minutes away with armed guards every mile. It's like, okay, that's not going to be my reality, bud. Yeah, he has people just shooting on it tablets. No, it's close. They just get airlifted into the club and get airlifted back.

He tries so hard. I try to tell him the reasons why. They don't make sense to him. I'm like, it's like an influencer town. He's like, no, you just get a place 45 minutes away with armed guards every mile. It's like, okay, that's not going to be my reality, bud. Yeah, he has people just shooting on it tablets. No, it's close. They just get airlifted into the club and get airlifted back.

It's easy, man. But it's such a fun time. It is fun. Oh, my God. It's a vacation every time you go there. You can treat it right. You fill up your own drinks. That's how every club should be. I'm an adult. I get free drinks. Why do I got to bother this bartender? Let me just make my drinks. And people are like, doesn't he lose a lot of money? They're like, a bottle, it costs $60. Right.

It's easy, man. But it's such a fun time. It is fun. Oh, my God. It's a vacation every time you go there. You can treat it right. You fill up your own drinks. That's how every club should be. I'm an adult. I get free drinks. Why do I got to bother this bartender? Let me just make my drinks. And people are like, doesn't he lose a lot of money? They're like, a bottle, it costs $60. Right.

It's easy, man. But it's such a fun time. It is fun. Oh, my God. It's a vacation every time you go there. You can treat it right. You fill up your own drinks. That's how every club should be. I'm an adult. I get free drinks. Why do I got to bother this bartender? Let me just make my drinks. And people are like, doesn't he lose a lot of money? They're like, a bottle, it costs $60. Right.

There's some congresspersons there. You're like, hello. Anyway, we're about to make some Holocaust jokes. Do you want to stay in for this? It's on you.

There's some congresspersons there. You're like, hello. Anyway, we're about to make some Holocaust jokes. Do you want to stay in for this? It's on you.

There's some congresspersons there. You're like, hello. Anyway, we're about to make some Holocaust jokes. Do you want to stay in for this? It's on you.

We're like, I think I can fuck AIDS out of a chick. You're like, oh, I'm sorry, Your Honor. Maybe we'll leave.

We're like, I think I can fuck AIDS out of a chick. You're like, oh, I'm sorry, Your Honor. Maybe we'll leave.

We're like, I think I can fuck AIDS out of a chick. You're like, oh, I'm sorry, Your Honor. Maybe we'll leave.

At least some rep. I might know you, but maybe I'm not a ticket buyer for Theo Vaughn. So you've got to win me over a little bit. Yeah, or maybe I'm not a fan at all. Maybe I don't like you. So win me over. The best was one time when Louie came back, we saw a security footage camera. Some chick was there on the side, so we could see her fully behind Louie. And she was just mad.

At least some rep. I might know you, but maybe I'm not a ticket buyer for Theo Vaughn. So you've got to win me over a little bit. Yeah, or maybe I'm not a fan at all. Maybe I don't like you. So win me over. The best was one time when Louie came back, we saw a security footage camera. Some chick was there on the side, so we could see her fully behind Louie. And she was just mad.

At least some rep. I might know you, but maybe I'm not a ticket buyer for Theo Vaughn. So you've got to win me over a little bit. Yeah, or maybe I'm not a fan at all. Maybe I don't like you. So win me over. The best was one time when Louie came back, we saw a security footage camera. Some chick was there on the side, so we could see her fully behind Louie. And she was just mad.

And then four minutes in, it's Louis C.K. So the talent there is undeniable. So she's mad. After about four minutes, she goes... And then five minutes later, she's like. And then by the end, she's just dying laughing.

And then four minutes in, it's Louis C.K. So the talent there is undeniable. So she's mad. After about four minutes, she goes... And then five minutes later, she's like. And then by the end, she's just dying laughing.

And then four minutes in, it's Louis C.K. So the talent there is undeniable. So she's mad. After about four minutes, she goes... And then five minutes later, she's like. And then by the end, she's just dying laughing.