Ari Shaffir

I'm in my 40s now. It's kind of gross to be talking about like, can you believe I got so whacked out? It's kind of lame at some point. So you have to shift. And the better you get, too. You talk to Attell, who... I think, but definitely could be the best. Good point. And you see him. Dude, that joke was so funny. It was a simple switch.

And he's on such a higher level that stuff, I've been around for a while that I'm like, wow. He's like, that was a nothing thing. That was an easy trick I just did.

And he's on such a higher level that stuff, I've been around for a while that I'm like, wow. He's like, that was a nothing thing. That was an easy trick I just did.

And he's on such a higher level that stuff, I've been around for a while that I'm like, wow. He's like, that was a nothing thing. That was an easy trick I just did.

And he's so far above me, I can't see it. So yeah, everybody evolves a bit. I've started using my English degree more. Really? Yeah. Doing pretty much my last two specials. Like Othello or something? No, like the five paragraph essay. Okay.

And he's so far above me, I can't see it. So yeah, everybody evolves a bit. I've started using my English degree more. Really? Yeah. Doing pretty much my last two specials. Like Othello or something? No, like the five paragraph essay. Okay.

And he's so far above me, I can't see it. So yeah, everybody evolves a bit. I've started using my English degree more. Really? Yeah. Doing pretty much my last two specials. Like Othello or something? No, like the five paragraph essay. Okay.

And just like, here's my thesis. Here's my proofs. Now here's a, here's a wrap up instead of just a collection of bits. But you know, once you get like pretty good at joke telling, then it's like, what do I want to do on top of that? Right. So that's what I'm doing with this. I'm trying to get people off the news. Yeah. Is that what it's about more? Yeah.

And just like, here's my thesis. Here's my proofs. Now here's a, here's a wrap up instead of just a collection of bits. But you know, once you get like pretty good at joke telling, then it's like, what do I want to do on top of that? Right. So that's what I'm doing with this. I'm trying to get people off the news. Yeah. Is that what it's about more? Yeah.

And just like, here's my thesis. Here's my proofs. Now here's a, here's a wrap up instead of just a collection of bits. But you know, once you get like pretty good at joke telling, then it's like, what do I want to do on top of that? Right. So that's what I'm doing with this. I'm trying to get people off the news. Yeah. Is that what it's about more? Yeah.

I'm sort of like, just get, things are pretty good. If you, if you're on there too much, they're going to think it's bad, but it's actually pretty fucking good.

I'm sort of like, just get, things are pretty good. If you, if you're on there too much, they're going to think it's bad, but it's actually pretty fucking good.

I'm sort of like, just get, things are pretty good. If you, if you're on there too much, they're going to think it's bad, but it's actually pretty fucking good.

How come you can pronounce that well and not nuclear? That's a good question.

How come you can pronounce that well and not nuclear? That's a good question.

How come you can pronounce that well and not nuclear? That's a good question.

Yeah, you've come in contact with one more than another. He was so sure that's a horrible time for Jews.

Yeah, you've come in contact with one more than another. He was so sure that's a horrible time for Jews.

Yeah, you've come in contact with one more than another. He was so sure that's a horrible time for Jews.

And I'm so positive it's not.