Ari Shaffir

That's why you go to Bushwick or something and you're like, oh, this is the cutting edge kids.

That's why you go to Bushwick or something and you're like, oh, this is the cutting edge kids.

That's why you go to Bushwick or something and you're like, oh, this is the cutting edge kids.

It's just a bunch of dark black, very thin hookers. I'll check it out. I haven't heard anything about that.

It's just a bunch of dark black, very thin hookers. I'll check it out. I haven't heard anything about that.

It's just a bunch of dark black, very thin hookers. I'll check it out. I haven't heard anything about that.

You know what there is, though, for real, for real? What? Casual hooking. Really? Like, chicks who do it, like, three times a year. Housewives. Regular chicks who are like, for a little extra cash, I'll hook. Like, what do you mean? I mean, like, oh, your friend seems cute. It's like, hey, my friend's cute. She likes you. Would you be into it for, like, a couple hundred bucks? Like, oh, no.

You know what there is, though, for real, for real? What? Casual hooking. Really? Like, chicks who do it, like, three times a year. Housewives. Regular chicks who are like, for a little extra cash, I'll hook. Like, what do you mean? I mean, like, oh, your friend seems cute. It's like, hey, my friend's cute. She likes you. Would you be into it for, like, a couple hundred bucks? Like, oh, no.

You know what there is, though, for real, for real? What? Casual hooking. Really? Like, chicks who do it, like, three times a year. Housewives. Regular chicks who are like, for a little extra cash, I'll hook. Like, what do you mean? I mean, like, oh, your friend seems cute. It's like, hey, my friend's cute. She likes you. Would you be into it for, like, a couple hundred bucks? Like, oh, no.

In New York? Yeah. Huh. Regular chicks just occasionally like, yeah, I'll fuck for money. The guy seems cool. They're not going to like on the street taking all callers. Right. But like occasionally for extra cash instead of driving Uber. Do they tell the husband? I don't think so. Hmm. Possibly. I don't know everybody's situation. Would you?

In New York? Yeah. Huh. Regular chicks just occasionally like, yeah, I'll fuck for money. The guy seems cool. They're not going to like on the street taking all callers. Right. But like occasionally for extra cash instead of driving Uber. Do they tell the husband? I don't think so. Hmm. Possibly. I don't know everybody's situation. Would you?

In New York? Yeah. Huh. Regular chicks just occasionally like, yeah, I'll fuck for money. The guy seems cool. They're not going to like on the street taking all callers. Right. But like occasionally for extra cash instead of driving Uber. Do they tell the husband? I don't think so. Hmm. Possibly. I don't know everybody's situation. Would you?

There's a thing where people let... Do you think the Obamas are still together for real? That's a great question. Do you think the Clintons are? No. No, right? So it's a possibility that there are such things as sham marriages. Yeah. I wonder. She didn't show up to the funeral. She didn't show up to the inauguration. I could see like, hey, I never wanted to be in the public eye like this.

There's a thing where people let... Do you think the Obamas are still together for real? That's a great question. Do you think the Clintons are? No. No, right? So it's a possibility that there are such things as sham marriages. Yeah. I wonder. She didn't show up to the funeral. She didn't show up to the inauguration. I could see like, hey, I never wanted to be in the public eye like this.

There's a thing where people let... Do you think the Obamas are still together for real? That's a great question. Do you think the Clintons are? No. No, right? So it's a possibility that there are such things as sham marriages. Yeah. I wonder. She didn't show up to the funeral. She didn't show up to the inauguration. I could see like, hey, I never wanted to be in the public eye like this.

I just wanted a ball. Yeah, dunk on these bitches. Yeah, that's it.

I just wanted a ball. Yeah, dunk on these bitches. Yeah, that's it.

I just wanted a ball. Yeah, dunk on these bitches. Yeah, that's it.

What did you, because that's not you. Oh, not at all. You were going there the way I go to Comic-Con. Yeah. I'll just stare at everybody. That was ridiculous. I don't know, what's Spider-Man?

What did you, because that's not you. Oh, not at all. You were going there the way I go to Comic-Con. Yeah. I'll just stare at everybody. That was ridiculous. I don't know, what's Spider-Man?