Ari Shaffir

But also, they're like, how can you have this guy on your podcast? I'm like, well, I'll have everybody on. I had Tucker Carlson on my podcast, the travel one. We just talked about travel. People are like, why didn't you call him on his shit? I'm like, was he lying about the UAE? That's all I care about, the travel part. I don't want to get involved in this. So I get that part of it.

Somebody seems interesting. A former president. I'll have him on a podcast.

Somebody seems interesting. A former president. I'll have him on a podcast.

Somebody seems interesting. A former president. I'll have him on a podcast.

But if you got invited to the, I don't know, Bush inauguration or the Obama one or the Reagan one, you would have gone? Yeah, I would have gone. He's like, oh, I'm not political. I got invited to the presidential inauguration.

But if you got invited to the, I don't know, Bush inauguration or the Obama one or the Reagan one, you would have gone? Yeah, I would have gone. He's like, oh, I'm not political. I got invited to the presidential inauguration.

But if you got invited to the, I don't know, Bush inauguration or the Obama one or the Reagan one, you would have gone? Yeah, I would have gone. He's like, oh, I'm not political. I got invited to the presidential inauguration.

So what was everybody doing? Did it feel like powerful? Did it feel like these guys are deciding fates? Or was it just like the Oscars where they're all glad-handing each other and celebrating success? I guess I didn't get to be there long enough.

So what was everybody doing? Did it feel like powerful? Did it feel like these guys are deciding fates? Or was it just like the Oscars where they're all glad-handing each other and celebrating success? I guess I didn't get to be there long enough.

So what was everybody doing? Did it feel like powerful? Did it feel like these guys are deciding fates? Or was it just like the Oscars where they're all glad-handing each other and celebrating success? I guess I didn't get to be there long enough.

What do you mean the food wasn't good?

What do you mean the food wasn't good?

What do you mean the food wasn't good?

30 chairs? That's like my house. I have four chairs and I have eight people over. And it's like we're sitting on Amazon boxes.

30 chairs? That's like my house. I have four chairs and I have eight people over. And it's like we're sitting on Amazon boxes.

30 chairs? That's like my house. I have four chairs and I have eight people over. And it's like we're sitting on Amazon boxes.

Who's the brown in the middle? This is the oligarchy right here.

Who's the brown in the middle? This is the oligarchy right here.

Who's the brown in the middle? This is the oligarchy right here.

So he owns Google. So these guys all decide how we think about the world. These one, two, three, one guy, the chick I'm assuming is cleaning up the knob of the other one. There's Zuckerberg. Yeah, Zuckerberg's the most evil of all of them. You think? Yeah. Because I think he was like cigarettes where they didn't know what they were doing. And then when they found out, so there's no problem.