Ari Shaffir

Yeah, all the Gulf oil spills, they paid this big fine. It was still less money than it would have been to do the safety measures.

Yeah, all the Gulf oil spills, they paid this big fine. It was still less money than it would have been to do the safety measures.

So they're like, it seems like a big number, but not compared to what they're making. There was a time when if I got a parking ticket, it would break me. And now I've seen rich people like, I'll park here. It's fine. I'll just park here. Yeah, it's fine. If somebody takes a car, I'll just buy a new car. Yeah, Chris Rock, instead of pulling into the lot, would just park in front.

So they're like, it seems like a big number, but not compared to what they're making. There was a time when if I got a parking ticket, it would break me. And now I've seen rich people like, I'll park here. It's fine. I'll just park here. Yeah, it's fine. If somebody takes a car, I'll just buy a new car. Yeah, Chris Rock, instead of pulling into the lot, would just park in front.

So they're like, it seems like a big number, but not compared to what they're making. There was a time when if I got a parking ticket, it would break me. And now I've seen rich people like, I'll park here. It's fine. I'll just park here. Yeah, it's fine. If somebody takes a car, I'll just buy a new car. Yeah, Chris Rock, instead of pulling into the lot, would just park in front.

And they're like, they might give you a ticket. He goes, I don't care. It's $80. And I'm a millionaire. He doesn't care. It's not going to de-incentivize him. Oh, look at this. So this is wildfires caused by power lines. Okay, so why are we looking at this? I'm saying they're supposed to worry about safety measures. They don't.

And they're like, they might give you a ticket. He goes, I don't care. It's $80. And I'm a millionaire. He doesn't care. It's not going to de-incentivize him. Oh, look at this. So this is wildfires caused by power lines. Okay, so why are we looking at this? I'm saying they're supposed to worry about safety measures. They don't.

And they're like, they might give you a ticket. He goes, I don't care. It's $80. And I'm a millionaire. He doesn't care. It's not going to de-incentivize him. Oh, look at this. So this is wildfires caused by power lines. Okay, so why are we looking at this? I'm saying they're supposed to worry about safety measures. They don't.

They don't pay the fines. Look at all those fires caused by that. And then they just don't do anything. Because they know, what are you going to do? Not use us? You're going to all be in the dark for fucking years? Yeah, what are you going to use? A candle? Hundreds of forest fires. Maybe thousands. By PG&E. And they won't do shit. So that's the government that's not doing shit.

They don't pay the fines. Look at all those fires caused by that. And then they just don't do anything. Because they know, what are you going to do? Not use us? You're going to all be in the dark for fucking years? Yeah, what are you going to use? A candle? Hundreds of forest fires. Maybe thousands. By PG&E. And they won't do shit. So that's the government that's not doing shit.

They don't pay the fines. Look at all those fires caused by that. And then they just don't do anything. Because they know, what are you going to do? Not use us? You're going to all be in the dark for fucking years? Yeah, what are you going to use? A candle? Hundreds of forest fires. Maybe thousands. By PG&E. And they won't do shit. So that's the government that's not doing shit.

It's like, why even pay attention to any of it?

It's like, why even pay attention to any of it?

It's like, why even pay attention to any of it?

It's really upping it. That's what makes you hopeful. The candle game, it's bar none. There's shapes and everything. I saw a candle dick in Washington Square Park. Really? And they lit it up? Yeah. No, you can. But I don't know what the smell is.

It's really upping it. That's what makes you hopeful. The candle game, it's bar none. There's shapes and everything. I saw a candle dick in Washington Square Park. Really? And they lit it up? Yeah. No, you can. But I don't know what the smell is.

It's really upping it. That's what makes you hopeful. The candle game, it's bar none. There's shapes and everything. I saw a candle dick in Washington Square Park. Really? And they lit it up? Yeah. No, you can. But I don't know what the smell is.

Did you get to say anything to him? Like, you should take care of this? Is it Trump? Yeah, I always have this dream. Like, there's an outside possibility I could run into him. It's an outside possibility. And I'm like, if we all got to be like, hey, I just want two things to do, what would you hit them with?

Did you get to say anything to him? Like, you should take care of this? Is it Trump? Yeah, I always have this dream. Like, there's an outside possibility I could run into him. It's an outside possibility. And I'm like, if we all got to be like, hey, I just want two things to do, what would you hit them with?

Did you get to say anything to him? Like, you should take care of this? Is it Trump? Yeah, I always have this dream. Like, there's an outside possibility I could run into him. It's an outside possibility. And I'm like, if we all got to be like, hey, I just want two things to do, what would you hit them with?