Aries Spears

It's like, come on, man. Come on, man.

It's like, come on, man. Come on, man.

It's like, come on, man. Come on, man.

Come on, man. And what's crazy, the part that kills me is the responses are so cliche. They're so unoriginal. What I get is, well, you just ain't funny. Tell better jokes. You just ain't funny. Listen, I've been coming to Cleveland and taking money out of there in terms of working there for almost 20 years. Why do you think that is? Because I'm not funny.

Come on, man. And what's crazy, the part that kills me is the responses are so cliche. They're so unoriginal. What I get is, well, you just ain't funny. Tell better jokes. You just ain't funny. Listen, I've been coming to Cleveland and taking money out of there in terms of working there for almost 20 years. Why do you think that is? Because I'm not funny.

Come on, man. And what's crazy, the part that kills me is the responses are so cliche. They're so unoriginal. What I get is, well, you just ain't funny. Tell better jokes. You just ain't funny. Listen, I've been coming to Cleveland and taking money out of there in terms of working there for almost 20 years. Why do you think that is? Because I'm not funny.

I do five sold-out shows, add three more, and they sell out. Why do you think that is? Because I'm not funny. I go there, and I make $50,000 for the weekend. Why do you think that is? Because I'm not funny? That is the most unoriginal shit I've heard. It's almost like when people insult you, they either turn into women or children.

I do five sold-out shows, add three more, and they sell out. Why do you think that is? Because I'm not funny. I go there, and I make $50,000 for the weekend. Why do you think that is? Because I'm not funny? That is the most unoriginal shit I've heard. It's almost like when people insult you, they either turn into women or children.

I do five sold-out shows, add three more, and they sell out. Why do you think that is? Because I'm not funny. I go there, and I make $50,000 for the weekend. Why do you think that is? Because I'm not funny? That is the most unoriginal shit I've heard. It's almost like when people insult you, they either turn into women or children.

You know, they either say, you know, like a child would say to another child, well, no, you're a poopy head. Or like a woman who goes, after 10 years of being in a relationship, now I'm telling you I don't want to be with you no more. Oh, that's why you got a little dick and you can't fuck. He was with me for 10 years. Make that make sense. Math ain't mathing.

You know, they either say, you know, like a child would say to another child, well, no, you're a poopy head. Or like a woman who goes, after 10 years of being in a relationship, now I'm telling you I don't want to be with you no more. Oh, that's why you got a little dick and you can't fuck. He was with me for 10 years. Make that make sense. Math ain't mathing.

You know, they either say, you know, like a child would say to another child, well, no, you're a poopy head. Or like a woman who goes, after 10 years of being in a relationship, now I'm telling you I don't want to be with you no more. Oh, that's why you got a little dick and you can't fuck. He was with me for 10 years. Make that make sense. Math ain't mathing.

And listen, if I perform all over the country, let's say I'm just throwing a number out there. I do 20 cities. And in 19 of them, same material, same amount of energy and passion. And I'm killing 19 out of the 20. And Cleveland is city number 20. You mean to tell me I'm going to let you guys be the testament to my greatness when you've been outruled by 19 other cities? Nah, it ain't me. It's you.

And listen, if I perform all over the country, let's say I'm just throwing a number out there. I do 20 cities. And in 19 of them, same material, same amount of energy and passion. And I'm killing 19 out of the 20. And Cleveland is city number 20. You mean to tell me I'm going to let you guys be the testament to my greatness when you've been outruled by 19 other cities? Nah, it ain't me. It's you.

And listen, if I perform all over the country, let's say I'm just throwing a number out there. I do 20 cities. And in 19 of them, same material, same amount of energy and passion. And I'm killing 19 out of the 20. And Cleveland is city number 20. You mean to tell me I'm going to let you guys be the testament to my greatness when you've been outruled by 19 other cities? Nah, it ain't me. It's you.

Get your shit together.

Get your shit together.

Get your shit together.

Well, you know, I grew up in the 80s, baby. You know, I'm built 80s tough. You know, and I came up at that time where, you know, prior to Eddie Murphy, you know, I was born in 75. So, like, you know, I always said Hollywood only really allowed one funny black man per decade. You had Dick Gregory in the 60s. Richard Pryor dominated the 70s. Eddie Murphy, the 80s.

Well, you know, I grew up in the 80s, baby. You know, I'm built 80s tough. You know, and I came up at that time where, you know, prior to Eddie Murphy, you know, I was born in 75. So, like, you know, I always said Hollywood only really allowed one funny black man per decade. You had Dick Gregory in the 60s. Richard Pryor dominated the 70s. Eddie Murphy, the 80s.