Armcherry
Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Crazy Ex
He'd be so embarrassed that everyone knows.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
No, it is. It's the same squad. So for us anyway, our competition squad cheered varsity football.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
There's no answer for that.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
He almost punched that 13-year-old. That was going to happen if no one had intervened.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Yeah, we did. We had to. But you didn't like that part? No, I didn't. It felt annoying. I like the vibe of the games and the ambiance, but I wasn't really into sideline cheering very much. But we did use it as like we practiced stunts. Anyway, it was part of it. It was part of it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
The 13-year-old girl who's trying to do her best.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
That's crazy. Yeah, really devolved.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
I do majority win the championship, so I don't know, but I can only imagine.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
You missed my really good joke. Luckily, Rob heard it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Yeah, because he said it was eye-opening and I said it was eye-closing.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Do you want to punch me in the face a little bit?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
I kind of do want to know what it feels like.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Yeah. Except you wouldn't say that about a car crash.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
If you can go through life without getting in a car crash, that's best case scenario.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Do you want to try to punch my leg? So that could be kind of like it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Rob, do you want to punch my leg and see what it's like? Have you ever punched anyone?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
No, that's what I'm saying. You don't want Vinny to get punched in his life. I don't.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
To the armchairs who heard that, don't take this as an invite if you see me on the street to punch me, okay?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Oh, absolutely. But we are going to have a new merch drop coming soon for anyone who wants more merch. I was wondering about that.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
JV, we did that. So when I was in JV or freshman football, we did have a halftime dance.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Yeah, but it was nerve wracking, but yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
I mean, he's definitely an incel right now.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Tell him love is the answer.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
He sucks. We knew it then and we know it now.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
This one. Okay. Yeah, but I'm scared of that one a little bit. Oh my gosh. Hold on. Okay. When I was at Sephora the other day, I ran into a very fashionable arm cherry and her son and her son listens.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
TBD. Teacher first. You know, you do all the protocols. Hopefully that will work.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Bye. Bye. She's awesome.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
I didn't ask, but my guess is 13. Oh. And it was so sweet.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
I hope he enjoys this episode.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Okay, then I hope he doesn't listen.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Oh, yeah, young coach. Yeah, yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
But he sucks. Oh, I bet he was the boy in the baseball game.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Yes. It's a through line.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Okay. God. If you're comfortable. What did it say? Do you want to spell it out instead?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
I'm in the holiday spirit.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Can we do like a base? Yeah, sure. Oh. Third base. He wants oral. He's requesting third base.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Oh, somebody on the group text?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Did any women say, how dare you? For sure.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
She doesn't know, thank God, but that people know that your daughter's dad, it's too much. Men, keep it in your pants for a little while longer.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
I don't know. We don't know how he is.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Well, I'm glad everyone's good or I'm glad you're good.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
I'll take advantage of her in her most vulnerable time.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
It's just hard because you're embarrassed, but you're also sad. There's a lot happening. Jealousy. You feel betrayed. Oof, that's a sad one.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
I don't know if I should state the obvious. I don't think I should.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
A lot of bad men in this crop. A lot of men doing some not so hot stuff in this crop. I'm just going to say that.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
It was pretty much every story had an unbecoming man.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
We love that. That's very rare.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Probably that, yeah. I don't mean to laugh at CTE. It's not funny.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Might be the sport itself. I find basketball players to be fairly evolved. They're just so regimented and disciplined.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Yeah, I also like soccer players, too.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
I like both of those types.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
We know what's the worst. Football? I love everyone.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
They're not in any of those.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
That's kind of funny. Well.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
I thought Lincoln played soccer, though, for a minute.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
But remember she wanted to quit, and you were like, no, remember back then?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
I know. I'm jealous of your mic.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Oh, that's good. You sound like one of us.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Oh, what's a machine pitch?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
Oh, that's cute. I do love going to a Little League game or to a high school game. Yes. There's something very nostalgic about that.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
That's so fun. I want to go.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
I will critique the cheerleaders.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
So, okay. Instead, I will start a cheerleading squad.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
They should still have cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are their own thing.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
No, I hated sideline cheer. Okay.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Little League/Coaching
No, but they can do competition.