Armcherry
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Sure, sure, sure.
Right. Right.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, baby.
Oh, okay.
Oh, no.
Oh, wow.
No, we love learning.
He'd be so embarrassed that everyone knows.
No, it is. It's the same squad. So for us anyway, our competition squad cheered varsity football.
There's no answer for that.
Yeah.
He almost punched that 13-year-old. That was going to happen if no one had intervened.
Yeah.
Yeah, we did. We had to. But you didn't like that part? No, I didn't. It felt annoying. I like the vibe of the games and the ambiance, but I wasn't really into sideline cheering very much. But we did use it as like we practiced stunts. Anyway, it was part of it. It was part of it.
The 13-year-old girl who's trying to do her best.
That's crazy. Yeah, really devolved.
That's right. Yeah.
I do majority win the championship, so I don't know, but I can only imagine.
You missed my really good joke. Luckily, Rob heard it.
Yeah, because he said it was eye-opening and I said it was eye-closing.
Do you want to punch me in the face a little bit?
I kind of do want to know what it feels like.
Yeah. Except you wouldn't say that about a car crash.
No.
If you can go through life without getting in a car crash, that's best case scenario.
Do you want to try to punch my leg? So that could be kind of like it.
Rob, do you want to punch my leg and see what it's like? Have you ever punched anyone?
No, that's what I'm saying. You don't want Vinny to get punched in his life. I don't.
To the armchairs who heard that, don't take this as an invite if you see me on the street to punch me, okay?
Sure.
Yes.
Oh, absolutely. But we are going to have a new merch drop coming soon for anyone who wants more merch. I was wondering about that.
JV, we did that. So when I was in JV or freshman football, we did have a halftime dance.
Yeah, but it was nerve wracking, but yeah.
I'm still kind of in.
I mean, he's definitely an incel right now.
I'm afraid, too.
Tell him love is the answer.
Oh, don't say that.
He sucks. We knew it then and we know it now.
Oh, wow. Oh, my God.
This one. Okay. Yeah, but I'm scared of that one a little bit. Oh my gosh. Hold on. Okay. When I was at Sephora the other day, I ran into a very fashionable arm cherry and her son and her son listens.
At home, yeah.
I approve of that.
TBD. Teacher first. You know, you do all the protocols. Hopefully that will work.
No, you don't.
Bye. Bye. She's awesome.
I hate that boy.
You talk to me mean.
I know.
I didn't ask, but my guess is 13. Oh. And it was so sweet.
What is it?
Oh, I like that.
I hope he enjoys this episode.
Okay, then I hope he doesn't listen.
Champ.
Here I am.
Pretty good.
Oh, yeah, young coach. Yeah, yeah.
But he sucks. Oh, I bet he was the boy in the baseball game.
Yes. It's a through line.
Okay.
Okay. God. If you're comfortable. What did it say? Do you want to spell it out instead?
Yeah.
I'm in the holiday spirit.
Can we do like a base? Yeah, sure. Oh. Third base. He wants oral. He's requesting third base.
From a specific person.
Oh, somebody on the group text?
Did any women say, how dare you? For sure.
So much.
She doesn't know, thank God, but that people know that your daughter's dad, it's too much. Men, keep it in your pants for a little while longer.
I don't know. We don't know how he is.
Well, I'm glad everyone's good or I'm glad you're good.
I'll take advantage of her in her most vulnerable time.
No.
Okay.
Hello.
So, so nice.
It's just hard because you're embarrassed, but you're also sad. There's a lot happening. Jealousy. You feel betrayed. Oof, that's a sad one.
I don't know if I should state the obvious. I don't think I should.
A lot of bad men in this crop. A lot of men doing some not so hot stuff in this crop. I'm just going to say that.
It was pretty much every story had an unbecoming man.
We love that. That's very rare.
Probably that, yeah. I don't mean to laugh at CTE. It's not funny.
Might be the sport itself. I find basketball players to be fairly evolved. They're just so regimented and disciplined.
Yeah, I also like soccer players, too.
I like both of those types.
We know what's the worst. Football? I love everyone.
Yeah, exactly.
It's not a big leap.
Yeah.
Okay, love you.
They're not in any of those.
That's kind of funny. Well.
I thought Lincoln played soccer, though, for a minute.
But remember she wanted to quit, and you were like, no, remember back then?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah, not necessary.
Love you.
I know. I'm jealous of your mic.
Oh, that's good. You sound like one of us.
Nice guys.
No.
Oh, what's a machine pitch?
Oh, that's cute. I do love going to a Little League game or to a high school game. Yes. There's something very nostalgic about that.
Phase.
I know. I know.
That's so fun. I want to go.
I will critique the cheerleaders.
That's sexist.
So, okay. Instead, I will start a cheerleading squad.
They should still have cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are their own thing.
No, I hated sideline cheer. Okay.
No, but they can do competition.