Arturo

Everybody fails their sacred oaths sometimes, and is destined to get executed after centuries of stasis, lovebirds. It's not so big a deal.

Damn it to the downhills. Oh. Well, shut up, Parge, anyway. Down the hedge! See all of the next quadrillion years!

Damn it to the downhills. Oh. Well, shut up, Parge, anyway. Down the hedge! See all of the next quadrillion years!

Thank goodness no one discovered my terrible blood curse. LAUGHTER

Thank goodness no one discovered my terrible blood curse. LAUGHTER

I'm a real threat in the Muktuk eating contest, and I never told you about my blood curse of cetacean lycanthropy!

I'm a real threat in the Muktuk eating contest, and I never told you about my blood curse of cetacean lycanthropy!

Oh, everything's going to be fine, your grace, even a death. And I'll just grab a giant rat and go off. Roll to attack. I'm going to just try to devour... I'm basically cho-gathing my way through this, for those who know. 20 to hit. Oh, that hits. I don't know if my Limit Break gives me special powers or anything.

Oh, everything's going to be fine, your grace, even a death. And I'll just grab a giant rat and go off. Roll to attack. I'm going to just try to devour... I'm basically cho-gathing my way through this, for those who know. 20 to hit. Oh, that hits. I don't know if my Limit Break gives me special powers or anything.

Yeah, I just grab it and I rip its head off. Gosh, tastes just like Muktuk.

Yeah, I just grab it and I rip its head off. Gosh, tastes just like Muktuk.

You picked the wrong day to get a taste of the claws!

You picked the wrong day to get a taste of the claws!

Are you literally a whale guy right now, or am I just fucking tripping? Yeah, have you always been able to do that?

Are you literally a whale guy right now, or am I just fucking tripping? Yeah, have you always been able to do that?

We've been here for centuries, right?

We've been here for centuries, right?

Oh, no worries, I have a sundial.

Oh, no worries, I have a sundial.

Can't we even go back to sleep without any more potion? The Emperor never told us if there was any more potion. Then he just died after saying yes. I think we're kind of like undead wights at this point.