Arturo

While they're doing that, can I invent a grappling hook and throw it up there?

My magic! Gosh, thank goodness for my large, blubbery body. Otherwise, you would have broken the rest of you. Moments later, you're... Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers. The rope is holding. You're not as good. I'll open the box again.

My magic! Gosh, thank goodness for my large, blubbery body. Otherwise, you would have broken the rest of you. Moments later, you're... Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers. The rope is holding. You're not as good. I'll open the box again.

Who's got a knife? What's the knife for? To get all the whale oil. Oh, I got a knife, take this. It's gonna be like, ahhh!

Who's got a knife? What's the knife for? To get all the whale oil. Oh, I got a knife, take this. It's gonna be like, ahhh!

I always skipped conversions class. Fractions, fractions of an ogre. It's okay, because the death rate of hobbyist spelunkers is only like 60%. Does this count as spelunking?

I always skipped conversions class. Fractions, fractions of an ogre. It's okay, because the death rate of hobbyist spelunkers is only like 60%. Does this count as spelunking?

You're doing great, Sauron! Also, shit, I didn't notice we got a raid seven minutes ago. Dang, thank you! Don't follow Dead Aussie Gamer. Hopefully you guys are still here. Thank you so much for the raid. We're just playing some D&D, some side story shenanigans. So give Dag a follow, and thank you so much.

You're doing great, Sauron! Also, shit, I didn't notice we got a raid seven minutes ago. Dang, thank you! Don't follow Dead Aussie Gamer. Hopefully you guys are still here. Thank you so much for the raid. We're just playing some D&D, some side story shenanigans. So give Dag a follow, and thank you so much.

Hey, are you okay?

Hey, are you okay?

All right. I guess we gotta go get him. I mean, I can just shoot him down if you want me to.

All right. I guess we gotta go get him. I mean, I can just shoot him down if you want me to.

That sounds pretty cool. It's a multi-purpose. You think I can just punch? I mean, we got a fucking ranged attack. I'm not going to leave that on the table.

That sounds pretty cool. It's a multi-purpose. You think I can just punch? I mean, we got a fucking ranged attack. I'm not going to leave that on the table.

You can just shoot him down with your gun.

You can just shoot him down with your gun.

The AC is 20! So if I roll well, fellas.

The AC is 20! So if I roll well, fellas.

I'm gonna try to catch my dearest chum, sorry!