Arturo
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It's very explicitly noise. Please turn it down. Please turn it down. I can't wait until we get to the part about love lifting us up where we belong. Love lifting us up where we belong.
Oh, remember that commercial? I think that maybe 75% of our audience is too young to understand that. Gosh, some people have an ocean breeze, some people have a storm, but gosh.
Oh, remember that commercial? I think that maybe 75% of our audience is too young to understand that. Gosh, some people have an ocean breeze, some people have a storm, but gosh.
Oh, well, maybe I can try. I mean, I just became a whale person to eat some giant rats like 20 minutes ago. Hold on. Hello. Hello. Oh, gosh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, well, maybe I can try. I mean, I just became a whale person to eat some giant rats like 20 minutes ago. Hold on. Hello. Hello. Oh, gosh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
With the seals broken, you will be awoken. I'm twisting, twisting.
With the seals broken, you will be awoken. I'm twisting, twisting.
Oh gosh, my sacred blowhole!
Oh gosh, my sacred blowhole!
This is it, fellas. This is our ticket. This is our ticket back to sleep. What? What is it? What did you find? You ever had a poppy seed bagel?
This is it, fellas. This is our ticket. This is our ticket back to sleep. What? What is it? What did you find? You ever had a poppy seed bagel?
They're pretty good, but everything's better. Everything's better than a poppy seed bagel?
They're pretty good, but everything's better. Everything's better than a poppy seed bagel?
Oh, you would like a bagel dog, wouldn't you? Just a bagel just wrapped around the hot dog. I mean, the only way to make a hot dog better is by wrapping it in a bagel. Artie, it's fucking science. Just look, just imagine a poppy seed bagel, but like 38,000 ogre times better. You understand? That's a lot of ogres. Now remember, one drop makes you feel real good, right?
Oh, you would like a bagel dog, wouldn't you? Just a bagel just wrapped around the hot dog. I mean, the only way to make a hot dog better is by wrapping it in a bagel. Artie, it's fucking science. Just look, just imagine a poppy seed bagel, but like 38,000 ogre times better. You understand? That's a lot of ogres. Now remember, one drop makes you feel real good, right?
Two drops, it'll knock you right out.
Two drops, it'll knock you right out.
No, no, we're taking two drops and we're going back to sleep until we get woken up by more rats.
No, no, we're taking two drops and we're going back to sleep until we get woken up by more rats.
No, no, nobody said that, okay? Is it a little dull?