Arturo

Stay out of my corner. That's my corner. You couldn't pay me to get anywhere near that corner.

Oh, fuck! I got a three. Move my guy three spaces. Oh, move back three spaces! Fuck! Hold on, hold on. Okay. I got a five. Oh, move back five spaces! Oh, fuck! Hold on. Gosh! Six! I thought we were playing Trouble! I got a six, move me. Move me six! Oh, I just win, that's it? Oh, this is a stupid game, let's play again. Oh, let's play the Game of Life! Gosh, I'm a travel agent!

Oh, fuck! I got a three. Move my guy three spaces. Oh, move back three spaces! Fuck! Hold on, hold on. Okay. I got a five. Oh, move back five spaces! Oh, fuck! Hold on. Gosh! Six! I thought we were playing Trouble! I got a six, move me. Move me six! Oh, I just win, that's it? Oh, this is a stupid game, let's play again. Oh, let's play the Game of Life! Gosh, I'm a travel agent!

Oh gosh, I forgot that this was back... Oh, I'm counting. Oh god. I get a split level of this salary? Gosh, I remember when that was possible.

Oh gosh, I forgot that this was back... Oh, I'm counting. Oh god. I get a split level of this salary? Gosh, I remember when that was possible.

Well, there's a set of books called Dungeons and Dragons. I'm going to roll up a character. I'm going to play Barnabas the Dreadawake, a triton barbarian. Now that sounds pretty fun.

Well, there's a set of books called Dungeons and Dragons. I'm going to roll up a character. I'm going to play Barnabas the Dreadawake, a triton barbarian. Now that sounds pretty fun.

Oh, yeah, the time I broke my back. I don't know how we got off so easy.

Oh, yeah, the time I broke my back. I don't know how we got off so easy.

That's true. All right, uh, Feobold, what the fuck is that? I guess Feobold. Oh, yeah, no, they're cow people. Cow people? Yeah. Wait, cow people? Yeah, you're a fever. That's me, I'm the cow person. Yeah, you give me the cow person, yeah.

That's true. All right, uh, Feobold, what the fuck is that? I guess Feobold. Oh, yeah, no, they're cow people. Cow people? Yeah. Wait, cow people? Yeah, you're a fever. That's me, I'm the cow person. Yeah, you give me the cow person, yeah.

They got really popular around 2018, 2019.

They got really popular around 2018, 2019.

Yeah, what the fuck? The brutal blade? God, who thought of that? It's very edgy. It's edgy and uncreative.

Yeah, what the fuck? The brutal blade? God, who thought of that? It's very edgy. It's edgy and uncreative.

Who buys the title The Dreadway? Isn't that pretty badass?

Who buys the title The Dreadway? Isn't that pretty badass?

That's just what I fucking am. That's so lame. Oh, why don't you make him gold so it's just a little different? Oh, I guess. Just to run Peg down. Yeah, just make him gold.

That's just what I fucking am. That's so lame. Oh, why don't you make him gold so it's just a little different? Oh, I guess. Just to run Peg down. Yeah, just make him gold.

Wait, was it visible the whole time?