Ash Kelley

And he says her features were clearly Mexican, but she was pale as marble in the moonlight.

and it's like there's a lot wrong with that there's so much happening there but i'm also like so they even double down there by saying and in the book and in the movie they double down there by saying even though this woman could have had like uh like brown skin or olive skin or some type of like you know complexion that is different from pale white right she didn't right

No matter what, don't care.

You always are just pale white.

Yep, you're pale white.

As you're talking about a Confederate soldier being turned by... It's just, there's so much, and I'm just like, this is so weird.

It is.

It's weird that it just gets passed over, and then it's weird that, like...

We're supposed to love him and Alice, but I'm like, Alice, what the fuck?

He's a Confederate soldier.

And he's still proud of it, babe.

Not once have I heard that man say, I wouldn't join today.

Well, that's the thing.

That's what needed to be in there is like, I am this great soldier.

You know what would have been perfect?

Had he struggled leading?

Yeah.

Because the whole thing is like Jasper's helping them.

Yeah.

like make an army together to face the newborn vampire army.