Ash Urquhart
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Morbid
The Murder of Martha Moxley (Part 2)
But not a public masturbator.
Morbid
The Murder of Martha Moxley (Part 2)
I'm also like, babe, that's just not even an alibi.
Morbid
The Murder of Martha Moxley (Part 2)
You can't call that an alibi.
Morbid
The Murder of Martha Moxley (Part 2)
His alibi is that he was masturbating outside her bedroom window?
Morbid
The Murder of Martha Moxley (Part 2)
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Morbid
The Murder of Martha Moxley (Part 2)
That's the same as like eyewitness testimony.
Morbid
The Murder of Martha Moxley (Part 2)
Like that's never, that's not that reliable.
Morbid
The Murder of Martha Moxley (Part 2)
And it's actually even worse.
Morbid
The Murder of Martha Moxley (Part 2)
And you're relying on people's memory of what time that was, which like, again, people have shaky memories.
Morbid
The Murder of Martha Moxley (Part 2)
My dog barks when she farts, too.
Morbid
The Murder of Martha Moxley (Part 2)
Dolores, when she farts, she chases her butt and barks.
Morbid
The Murder of Martha Moxley (Part 2)
And I'm like, bitch, that was you.