Ash

I know you're right here.

And the Hannah Montana resurgence put that into my head.

See, and I think I'm for the Hilary Duff resurgence.

I had that on the brain.

She's not resurging at this very moment.

Hannah Montana is resurging at this very moment.

I think Hilary's on

fucking tour is she i would yeah she's resurging i would go to that yeah she's we can't bring john because one time they made eye contact yeah he claimed that one time at a concert when he was younger yes he went to a hillary duff concert he took his niece right no he dated a girl oh he dated a girl that had him going to hillary duff concerts uh you know who you are uh just kidding

no you should be i'm just kidding we have three children and i've been married yeah but we still hate her um real girl shit yeah uh but i'm totally kidding it's a joke but he went to we're like this is a joke please know that uh yeah she made him go to a hillary duff concert and he said he claims to this day i believe they made icon so hillary if you're listening back off bitch

I understand him because I made eye contact with Harry Styles at a Harry Styles concert and he definitely sang to me for a solid second.

I know.

I'm the only one who has not had this experience.

Here's the thing, too.

I have photographic evidence of Harry Styles looking at me.

In his sexy little jumpsuit.

See, when John went, it was a time before the camera.

But you know what?

I believe as somebody who's made eye contact with a handsome fella slash beautiful lady.

Yeah.

You know.