Ashley Darby

And I was like, I have to take my dog out.

As soon as I get home, I can't do a back tuck.

My dog has to pee.

You don't understand.

Middle school, maybe.

I don't know.

But I just was like, they're like, well, you're not going to make the team if you can't do a back tuck.

And I'm like, well, I can do a back tuck.

Why are you bitches so mean?

This girl in my middle school, she went to this movie premiere with like all the Disney Channel stars.

And she's like, I'll get all of you guys autographs.

And she came back with autographs from like Ashley Tisdale, like all of them, Nick Jonas, everybody.

And like everybody had these like little pieces of paper with like 15 celebrities.

And I kept those for years.

No, she didn't go to the premiere.

She didn't go to the premiere and get every single person in my class assigned.

You think Ashley Tisdale wasn't in there signing 50?

If we're sharing embarrassing stories of over embellishments, I went on a cruise, like a Disney cruise with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

But like, there's...

you know there's like fan moments where you take photos with them so like it's all throughout the cruise so there's multiple photos and me and group photos with them that i like it's so embarrassing um the photos like you know how you could scratch them and it kind of makes like a like like um scratch and stuff no no like on it like an actual photo printed photo if you scratch it you can kind of like make like a line in there it's like the the ink that's underneath