Ashley Darby

Sure, I guess, you know, I guess you could stay the fuck home and just lock yourself away in your house and not ever bother anyone with the existence of your child until they're of age to behave.

And then I said, quiet your dog down, dude.

And didn't say it like really loud enough so that he could hear.

But we obviously heard it very much felt like the entire time.

Yeah, they really want the whole time.

She's like moaning and groaning and, you know, under her breath making comments.

It felt very much like she wanted me to turn and be like, how annoying is that?

And so then they get up and they're like, quiet your dog down, dude.

And I look up at them and I'm like, what do you want them to do?

Like put a muzzle on the dog?

You said this?

And they go, I mean, they could like get the dog training or something.

There's a lot that they could do.

I'm like, while we're at lunch right now in this very moment, they should call a trainer to come here.

Like what?

So then they huff and puff and they walk away.

As soon as they are out of sight, that dog is silent.

Yeah, your kid entertained my kid, my kid entertained our kid.

We just have to be here.

I'm sorry.