Ashton

People have like 100 million followers on TikTok. That's insane. I never really got that until Alex Earle. And I'm like, she deserves that. I feel like I actually know who Alex Earle is.

With the Kardashians. She was at Drake's birthday.

No. Really?

Wait, what? I know. I literally didn't give one fuck.

Yes, and he's a baby.

Um, I dated like a frat guy.

What about him? Give me a D. What if you just say that?

Hi, I'm Ashton. I'm Alex's little sister. I'm 20 years old and I'm going to be a junior at Tulane University.

left of me oh my god i didn't mean it to come off like that i just meant i don't know oh my god no this is good this is good you want something to be sweating okay alex ready the most famous person in your dms okay well you have to tell me okay later

Did you sleep here last night? Oh yeah, you didn't know?

Last night was a little blurry for me. Dude. Okay, here we go. Let's podcast.

Fuck.

All the way over there across the ocean.

My mom's such a buddy. I'm gonna give you a hug. Hi. I didn't anticipate this. Thanks for coming. No, no, no touch, no touch. Oh, careful.

I'm like, I'm hungover. You're like, no, I have an injury.

Yours.