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Candace
HYPOCRISY: Blake Lively Improvised Grabbing Her Co-Star's Private Parts | Candace Ep 170
Thank you. Thank you.
Farm4Profit Podcast
8th-Generation Farmer Zoe Kent on Running a Farm & Owning Her Story
They're all actors. Like, I don't even know you.
Farm4Profit Podcast
8th-Generation Farmer Zoe Kent on Running a Farm & Owning Her Story
I'm stronger than he is.
IHIP News
Live: Fighting Russia AND Trump with Congressman Eric Swalwell
Right now, as far as cutting out those jobs, a huge percentage of those people, and I know you care about the veterans. And that is a damn shame.
IHIP News
Live: Fighting Russia AND Trump with Congressman Eric Swalwell
That is a damn shame. I'm not a Democrat, but I'm worried about the veterans, man.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
And Jared was like, well, I don't know about that. You know, around these parts.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
They killed him, King. Oh my God.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
90, 89, 90.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
333 times 433. If I win 33.3% of the time, my freaks out there.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
There it is.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
WWE wanted me to take a steroid test. I said, pick me up in a limo with Triple H. Never heard about it again. Yeah, you got to mix in a little Michigan accent. Kind of forget. Make it sound like you're unsure what you're saying.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
Delivered the hand, yes. Wow.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
It's a hand.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
The Four Horsemen, woo!
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
Hey, you fat son of a bitch. You out of shape piece of shit. I don't sound like that. No, I know. I just started doing that. It's not even really impressive. I just yell really loud in sort of a pseudo-Michigan accent. Come here, you piece of... If you can just nail, he's fat.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
Yes.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
Samoa Joe.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
I love him.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
Yeah.
Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H, Ric Flair & MORE!
Can I sit next to O'Shea?
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
I don't really like country. I don't really like hot chicken. I don't like rainy nights and temperate days. Can we at least get an applaud for the dog?
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
What's up, Bridgestone? How we doing? I can't believe I'm gonna say this to an arena, but it's my wife's time of the month right now. Not her period, that's just what I call it when she covers 100% of our bills. It's pretty emasculating, I'm the one who can't fuck for a week. I thought moving in together would solve the problem, but our pay periods haven't synced up yet. Mine's late.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
Are you kidding me? Shut the fuck up. Why boo? Yeah, she's four years younger than me. Okay, never mind.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
It's not good. I'm an Uber delivery driver right now. How old are you?
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
What happened? I was in bands. I did okay. I kind of started over when I started doing stand-up. So I've started living shitty again fairly recently. I was all right for a minute. You don't play music anymore?
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
Didn't like it, always wanted to do comedy and started doing comedy.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
Hey, what's up? This is Joe from Past Gas Podcast by Donut Media. We're an automotive history podcast, but you don't have to be a car person to enjoy our show. We tell the craziest stories like the first race across America. It was basically 45 days of hell or how the humble caravan saved Dodge and allowed them to make the Viper.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
We've been doing this podcast for over five years now, and there are still so many crazy stories. It amazes me. It's basically like hanging out in the garage, chopping it up with your friends, hanging out, good vibes. So check out Past Gas wherever you get your podcasts.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
The Dark Knight of Nashville. The Monster of Memphis. The Vanilla Gorilla. This is the Big Red Machine. Lights out. William Montgomery.
KILL TONY
#715 - NASHVILLE NIGHT ONE
It's him, live in the flesh. The GOAT, William Montgomery is here.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Thank you to Vaya. Thank you to Blue Chew, Red Band. Check out the movie Das Boot.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Tony, nobody does selling better than Shopify, home of the number one checkout on the planet.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Do you have any old photos that you're trying to get taken down from the internet or anything like that?
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
No, she's saying she has a good family. Yeah. And she likes to get choked and stuff. Oh, there you go. There's some of that.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
I saw D gasp. Yeah, you're not looking at anything right now. It's okay.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Can we spice this up? Can we spice this up? My vision board said it's got to go better.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Okay, I don't... Yes, I'm trying to do an interview. I'm not good at this. I'm not doing this.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
No, no, no. No, no, no. We don't want fake energy. All right, let's bring that energy back down, everybody.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Mario, look at this. You see this shit right here? Oh my God. Do you believe in miracles? Look at the energy on this fucking guy.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Oh, yeah. Wait, what is that? It's where you're a very small person and you're looking up at a woman.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
That's a whole different fetish. I like to come. He loves to come. I love to come. It's a meat milker.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
She says it. She literally goes, oh hell no, I said it's a meat milker. Yeah, you say it's for getting my dick fat. I'm getting my dick drained. She said put it away. Of course she did, her brain worked. Is that the one? No, that was in driverless Uber.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
I like pussy. Oh, you do? I don't get it. I'm so confused. He's fucking a vacuum. Yeah, I think. Yeah, what the fuck? Like, if I'm gonna, yeah, right. I've never met a celebrity on this show.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
To be with a woman, just to be like, all right, how do I make a dude's ass out of this? What parts do I have to smush together? Vamo! Hey, can you make your armpit make a fart noise and then I'll fuck it? Because that's kind of like a dude's ass a little bit. You're really gaming the system.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
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KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
If you want your nail done properly, go to Shinagawa, Tokyo, prefecture.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Your dad's shop is going to be packed tomorrow, and he's going to be like, Kansayam, I am so proud of you. So many narrow.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
It's a long way to set that up, but it was worth it, bro.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
I was saying that in my head. What did you ask me? I'm sorry.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
It came out of left field. It surprised the shit out of me. It came out of left field? Yeah. Left field.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
I guess. Protected the Hindus from the Muslim menace. Thank you. You recognize us. That's what every cab driver won't shut up about.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Mr. Vader, it appears as though you're having trouble breathing. Would you like some of my allergy medicine?
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Just a big lava lamp. Even the damn lamp be gay? Bam! I bought a banana.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
It's been long enough. What type of people holds on to hostages for this night?
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Thank you. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
KIPS LIVE - Pt. 1: The Group Chat w/ B. Simone, Pretty V, Watch Jazzy + Shamea Morton
10.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
KIPS LIVE - Pt. 1: The Group Chat w/ B. Simone, Pretty V, Watch Jazzy + Shamea Morton
I knew it.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
KIPS LIVE - Pt. 1: The Group Chat w/ B. Simone, Pretty V, Watch Jazzy + Shamea Morton
Woo!
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
KIPS LIVE - Pt. 1: The Group Chat w/ B. Simone, Pretty V, Watch Jazzy + Shamea Morton
It's hard.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
Please just do right by that.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
Bottles is crazy, yeah. I can get the bottles at the house. I can create the bottles. I'm at the crib and I can have my own shindigua. I can stand on my own couch. You know what I'm saying?
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
It works. It works. Yes. It works. Ball brothers. It works. Yes. Yes. Smith family works. Works. Works.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
Hey, can you face out? No.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
Hey, y'all knocking it out, back to back.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
Like, Lil' Jake, Lil' Jake, man, you should do this, Lil' Jake. You'll be called Lil' Jake.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
You're too smooth. You're too good. Shake it off. I was like, right, right, right. Because I sing R&B. I'm Jacob Latimore.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
What'd you, what'd you mean? What you mean? Bruh, I see. That's how you feeling? You're right.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
It's just R&B. It's music. You know what I mean?
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
Why is that lady alone from night to night? You find me? You seen that? See? See? And he wonders why. That's James Brown. That's James Brown. You ever seen that? Yes. That's my favorite interview.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
That can be taught. Yeah, y'all always say that with my guy. I'm like, I can handle that. Yeah, that can be taught. Like, I'm like, can you please? Put this on. It's already laid out. Oh, that's crazy. Then pipe her up. Like, yeah.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
Now, what's happening? Like, hey, that look crazy. Ooh, weed. Hey, I seen you rap. Like, what's happening?
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
I'm like, that kind of felt good.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
Maybe a chick with some bread. And then I'm like, hold up. Then I'm like, wait.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
We in Atlanta, we go to a little hookah lounge or something.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
Listen, I'm trying to tell you, it's very tough. Cause it's easy. It's easy to be like, I like her though. But I really like her though. And then you're like, Wait, what am I doing?
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
Why are you jumping at me like that?
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
I wasn't even supposed to be doing that. He wasn't even supposed to be over there.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
At least you wanted to be in the covenant.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
You in the covenant, it's like, hey! You know what I mean? You in the covenant.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
We made it! We married! We under your blood! Listen. You know what I mean?
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
It's cool! Yes. You single, just outside, like, aw, man, I knew I was supposed to be there.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
I knew it! You know what I'm saying? Like, I knew I was supposed to be at home in my work, watching service, being alone and sipping tea. You know what I mean?
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
You ready? Wait, wait, wait. Say it.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
Every day, every week.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
Career, Personal Growth + Residuals w/ Jacob Latimore
Hey, yo, I'll be watching your show. Hey, bro, you got the, bro, what happened for real?
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
KIPS LIVE Pt. 2: Cracking The Da'Vinchi Code w/ Da'Vinchi
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My ADHD, I was like, nah, he's a cute, like, nah. Oh, yeah. Nah, that's crazy.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
KIPS LIVE Pt. 2: Cracking The Da'Vinchi Code w/ Da'Vinchi
I was like, I'm pouring my heart out, and they laughing and shit. Like, that wasn't a joke. Like, what is so funny? Damn, you got a mean audience. That's crazy.
Keep it Positive, Sweetie
KIPS LIVE Pt. 2: Cracking The Da'Vinchi Code w/ Da'Vinchi
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't come to my show.
Next Level Pros
#143: This One Objection Costs Salespeople Millions of Dollars // Next Level Workshop // Chris Lee
Uh, you know, it's just a, um, I just don't like making decisions super duper quick and I just like some time to kind of mull it over. I think some more process it so I can make a good decision.
Next Level Pros
#143: This One Objection Costs Salespeople Millions of Dollars // Next Level Workshop // Chris Lee
Yeah, I'd say so.
Next Level Pros
#143: This One Objection Costs Salespeople Millions of Dollars // Next Level Workshop // Chris Lee
Say I've been on sales calls before with some pressure and I just don't want to make a reference.
Next Level Pros
#143: This One Objection Costs Salespeople Millions of Dollars // Next Level Workshop // Chris Lee
Yeah.
Next Level Pros
#143: This One Objection Costs Salespeople Millions of Dollars // Next Level Workshop // Chris Lee
Yes, I know.
Next Level Pros
#143: This One Objection Costs Salespeople Millions of Dollars // Next Level Workshop // Chris Lee
If I said yes and it was a good decision, I guess it could help me get to my goals. But if I said yes and it was a bad decision, then I might regret that afterwards.
Next Level Pros
#143: This One Objection Costs Salespeople Millions of Dollars // Next Level Workshop // Chris Lee
I'd say so.
Next Level Pros
#143: This One Objection Costs Salespeople Millions of Dollars // Next Level Workshop // Chris Lee
Yeah.
Next Level Pros
#143: This One Objection Costs Salespeople Millions of Dollars // Next Level Workshop // Chris Lee
No, I can't think of a time.
Next Level Pros
#143: This One Objection Costs Salespeople Millions of Dollars // Next Level Workshop // Chris Lee
That's a fair ask.
Next Level Pros
#143: This One Objection Costs Salespeople Millions of Dollars // Next Level Workshop // Chris Lee
No reason.
Pivot
Elon's First Cabinet Meeting, Trump's Gold Card, and Bezos' WaPo Revamp
She's asking what if Russia breaks the ceasefire?
Pivot
Elon's First Cabinet Meeting, Trump's Gold Card, and Bezos' WaPo Revamp
The dirty little secret is that business actually likes what we do. They're the ones encouraging us to bring cases because they want access to markets. They want supply chains that are affordable. They want greater supply of key inputs, right? This is something that's quite popular in business.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
861. Andy & DJ CTI: Appeals Court Clear Way For DOGE To Resume Cuts To USAID, 3rd Trump Term? & El Salvador Accepts More Alleged Tren De Aragua Gang Members From Trump Admin
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REAL AF with Andy Frisella
861. Andy & DJ CTI: Appeals Court Clear Way For DOGE To Resume Cuts To USAID, 3rd Trump Term? & El Salvador Accepts More Alleged Tren De Aragua Gang Members From Trump Admin
100%.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
861. Andy & DJ CTI: Appeals Court Clear Way For DOGE To Resume Cuts To USAID, 3rd Trump Term? & El Salvador Accepts More Alleged Tren De Aragua Gang Members From Trump Admin
Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
861. Andy & DJ CTI: Appeals Court Clear Way For DOGE To Resume Cuts To USAID, 3rd Trump Term? & El Salvador Accepts More Alleged Tren De Aragua Gang Members From Trump Admin
2007.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
861. Andy & DJ CTI: Appeals Court Clear Way For DOGE To Resume Cuts To USAID, 3rd Trump Term? & El Salvador Accepts More Alleged Tren De Aragua Gang Members From Trump Admin
Yeah.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
861. Andy & DJ CTI: Appeals Court Clear Way For DOGE To Resume Cuts To USAID, 3rd Trump Term? & El Salvador Accepts More Alleged Tren De Aragua Gang Members From Trump Admin
Mm-hmm.
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
861. Andy & DJ CTI: Appeals Court Clear Way For DOGE To Resume Cuts To USAID, 3rd Trump Term? & El Salvador Accepts More Alleged Tren De Aragua Gang Members From Trump Admin
Yeah, right?
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
861. Andy & DJ CTI: Appeals Court Clear Way For DOGE To Resume Cuts To USAID, 3rd Trump Term? & El Salvador Accepts More Alleged Tren De Aragua Gang Members From Trump Admin
Yeah, right.
The Charlie Kirk Show
"Are You Grateful to Be Alive?": More from ASU ft. George Janko
I just have a question for you. You said it's not your child until it's born. Does that mean you think it could be someone else's while it's in the womb and then it changes when it's born?
The Charlie Kirk Show
I Just Got Back From Greenland: What I Saw
We have hundreds and hundreds of thousands of migrants here illegally that have convicted of crimes. And I don't know why, you know, who wants to defend to allow them to remain in our nation after that? And now if you're here illegally and you're committing crimes and those things, I don't know why anybody thinks that it's controversial that they all need to go.
The Charlie Kirk Show
I Just Got Back From Greenland: What I Saw
Do you think that this was one of, if not the biggest issue for this election?
The Charlie Kirk Show
I Just Got Back From Greenland: What I Saw
Well, I think if we can't, you know, there's 47 of us in the Senate. And if we can't pull up with with seven votes, if we can't get at least seven out of 47, if we can't, then that's the reason why we lost. That's one of them. That's one of why we lost in part.
The Charlie Kirk Show
I Just Got Back From Greenland: What I Saw
But I want to sit down and have a conversation. And I'm really glad that I've done that. And some of these nominees I'm going to vote for already. In fact, you know, whether it's my our colleague Rubio, Representative Stefanik or even Sean Duffy. And I expect to vote for him as well, too. And Brooke Rollins for for agriculture.
The Charlie Kirk Show
I Just Got Back From Greenland: What I Saw
Again, so there's a lot of them I can say right now here on Fox. I'm going to vote for them. But then there's others, you know, but that we're going to go through the process. But I'm open to hear from everyone. And I don't know why that's controversial.
The Charlie Kirk Show
I Just Got Back From Greenland: What I Saw
I want to talk about something important today because it's time to get back to our roots around free expression on Facebook and Instagram. There's been widespread debate about potential harms from online content. Governments and legacy media have pushed to censor more and more. A lot of this is clearly political, but there's also a lot of legitimately bad stuff out there.
The Charlie Kirk Show
I Just Got Back From Greenland: What I Saw
Drugs, terrorism, child exploitation. These are things that we take very seriously, and I want to make sure that we handle responsibly. So we built a lot of complex systems to moderate content. But the problem with complex systems is they make mistakes. And we've reached a point where it's just too many mistakes and too much censorship.
The Charlie Kirk Show
I Just Got Back From Greenland: What I Saw
So we're going to get back to our roots and focus on reducing mistakes, simplifying our policies, and restoring free expression on our platforms.
The Charlie Kirk Show
I Just Got Back From Greenland: What I Saw
For more on many of these stories and news you can trust, go to charliekirk.com.
The Charlie Kirk Show
I Just Got Back From Greenland: What I Saw
Charlie, what you've done is incredible here.
The Charlie Kirk Show
I Just Got Back From Greenland: What I Saw
Maybe Charlie Kirk is on the college campus.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
Thank you for coming. Don, your dad said that in a tweet a few months ago that he would go after any shenanigans in regard to elections. And we know there was some funny business that went on here in Arizona with Kerry Lake, also in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Nevada. Will there be any kind of, or can you speak to your father's resolve to try to investigate and see what happened in these states?
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
First of all, I want to thank you, Charlie Kirk. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my daughter seeing you at Hospitality Hall up in Las Vegas, UNLV.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
Number two, is there any way that you can help me get a picture with Scott Pressler because of what he did for Pennsylvania?
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
And Robert Barnes. I want to shout out to Robert Barnes for what he did with Amos Miller. Thank you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
Hi there. I would very much like you to sign the book I've been lugging around to Charlie.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
Yeah, I'm about to. This is Jeopardy. And I did come here to meet my husband because Charlie said I was going to meet him. But I live in a now super sanctuary area in San Diego. They just voted for it to be a super sanctuary. Ridiculous. So it's kind of just a curious thing. What are your thoughts on term limits? Because I feel like there's pro and cons.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
If we actually have somebody that we love in office, then, you know, serve forever. But I would like people like Nancy Pelosi to, you know, get very sick. Sorry.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
And I love Jesus. Really, I do.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
Charlie, we have a 10-year-old member here.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
My mom said if I asked her, she would give me $100. Wow.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
Will you do the Trump dance with me?
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
If anyone else wants to give her $100, feel free as well.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
Hi, I'm an international student athlete from Ontario, Canada. And... The great state of Canada? Yeah. You got a great... You got a bad governor there. I mean... I mean, I came to America just, one, to play my sport, golf, two, to study, and three, just to be able to get a job into America.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
And I was wondering, because of what everything's going on right now and, like, a lot of the immigration borders, what's to come with visas? Are they going to change? Just because it's very difficult for me to secure a visa right now.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
Hi, guys. I just wanted to say thank you for everything that you do. This was my first election voting. And I listen to you every day, Charlie. So thank you for all that you do. My question is, will President-elect Donald Trump finally ban Congress and the Senate from insider trading as no one is above the law?
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
Hi, I'm from the great purple state of Iowa. So to form all my grievances into a single question, do I even have to ask it? How in the heck, and I just got a call on my way over here tonight, how in the heck do we organize, because we are a purple state, to get rid of, we call her Joni Wonderbread Ernst, because she wears Wonderbread bags on her feet. That's the story she tells.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
And we got President Trump through in spite of our political class.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
You know, when we got the call that Saturday night, people were freaking out. And all of us who knew, we just laughed about it. And I have to say, I was really disappointed for the first time in my life that I wasn't a subscriber to the Des Moines Register because I was asked to be a plaintiff, but I had to subscribe to the paper.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
Hi, I was just wondering if you could go back in time to when you were around 25, what advice would you give yourself?
The Charlie Kirk Show
How the Base Came Back Better, Stronger, and Tougher — Exclusive Interview with Donald Trump Jr.
Speaking from a 25-year-old.
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Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
Alrighty. My name is Dayan Jimenez. I'm a chapter leader from down in South Florida. Good guy there. Thank you, Charlie. So my question is more based on my representatives in my area. So I'm a Cuban immigrant. I came to the U.S. at the age of two. Obviously, I love our country. I wouldn't be with Turning Point if I didn't. Thank you. But...
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
My representatives in my area, I have Mario Diaz-Balart, I have Elvira Salazar, and I have Carlos Jimenez. A lot of those representatives down there, the only reason that they get elected is because of their last names and because of the fact that they're Hispanic. So obviously, maybe to sort of get them to actually do what the people want, it would be not the worst idea to primary them.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
But they're great people and they represent the people well. But the core of the question that I'm trying to get to is how do we increase transparency between the people we elect and the people itself? Because a lot of the time we send these people up to Washington on certain promises that they say every couple of years. And then...
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
Those years pass and they don't deliver because Elvira Salazar, for example, it's one of the most blatant examples. She's been pushing for immigration reform since she got elected and hasn't done amnesty and she hasn't done anything. So it's like we have all these representatives from South Florida that are going up to Washington.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
And this isn't something I should be saying because there are the few people that actually push for some sort of, you know, at least for me, you know, I believe Cuba should be liberated at some point. But there are the few people that push for that because they come from Cuba to set.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
But how is it that we increase that transparency so those people actually end up doing what they say they're going to do? Or if not, how do we just get them to actually stand by their commitments to the people?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
Yeah, they just don't stand by what they say.
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Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
Thank you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
Thank you very much. My question is, how do we remove the sort of opaque veil from corporations? Because, of course, we're worried about the federal government and how they hide stuff from us, but corporations also hide a lot of stuff from the public and even from, like, what they do to their employees, how they force them to do certain things.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
Hi, Jim Louder from the Flint Hills of Kansas. I want to thank both of you for all that you've done and what you do. Charlie, I hope you still want me to, I want to start a chapter. I understand we're in Kansas and also in Emporia State University because I appreciate, I really appreciate what you've done for cultural awareness. But I have a really hard question. Okay. I'm a cold warrior.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
I swore an oath to protect and defend 47 years ago and I've never broken and I never will. But... I held clearances in the Navy for 15 years. I never betrayed those clearances. So my question, and it's a hard question for both of you, I do not agree with you about Edward Snowden. He could have found a protector.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
There's 535 elected representatives, one of whom could have protected him, or he could have gone to jail if he was so sincere about that. And I don't deny all the good things that happened from his disclosure. But this is personal for me, just like Hillary Clinton's email server was personal for me.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
What's up? My name is Jake. I'm from Las Vegas. So my question is, James, I know that you have a lot of – connections in your line of work and i've been seeing these drones over new jersey and i think that it took a long time for the police and the fbi to even come out with any sort of answers on this and the whole answer of other operating um under the regulatory laws i think it's bs so
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
I just don't know if you guys have any insight on what this could be or if it's some sort of surveillance or just really your thoughts on what it is.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
Hi, James. Hi, Charlie. You mentioned that Hollywood is dead. That's a very interesting concept. Do you feel like the Republican Party can establish influence in not being Hollywood, but take over, taking command? I'm speaking as a Marine. And getting the command of the narrative so that we can change the culture and we can tell the true story in high-budget movies
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
and be able to transform that, taking the path of power now that we have done such a great job. And by the way, all of you guys, congratulations. I'm from Brazil. I served in the military. Brazilians are not experiencing this because it's completely taken over, and you guys took your country back. So for all of that... Thank you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
People all over the world, all over the world, patriots, Christians, they're looking at all of you guys right now, and they're so proud of you. So I just want to let you know that you are a source of inspiration to every single person in South America right now. So what do we do? Do we change the narrative? Are we able to create high-budget movies as a Republican guild and take over the Oscars?
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
Hi, my name is Mason Brasher. And something that's just been on my mind since we've been talking about this is, you know, back in 2016, one of Trump's primary things that he kept saying is, we're going to drain the swamp, we're going to drain the swamp. And when it came to actually doing it, he obviously came against a lot of backlash and just... It was very much an uphill battle.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
And so what I'm wondering, I guess, is this time around... What's the difference?
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Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
Hi, James. My name is Dorian Taylor. I just want to say thank you for your line in the Sand documentary. We greatly enjoyed it. It's highly educational. You are an incredible journalist, and you are looking to expose objective truths.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
So on that line, since 1947 occurred and we had Gerald Ford, who started the Voice of America, I'm curious to know if you would ever consider joining the Voice of America and siding on that level of public journalism, or if you will stay more clandestine and having your own network of journalism.
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Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
That is an excellent idea. Thank you.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Losing It All, And Building It All Back: Live at AmFest with James O’Keefe
Remember, you are Project Veritas. You are everything it originally stood for, and we all know that. They can't take that away from you no matter what. Know that. But since you know more about whistleblowers than anyone else, do you think Edward Snowden should be pardoned?
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Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!
Literally. That's the name of this episode. Literally.
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If you keep surrounding yourself around those people, there's that bad energy. My God, those are the people that you need to start to let go of. What?
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This is just a share. Okay. So I'm at the money code.
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a very long time ago, it feels like now, but actually it wasn't that long ago. And I don't know why, I just felt like I needed to be in the room. Plus, I wasn't actually going into the room to receive anything from her except for being in the presence of a woman that does not give a f*** about anyone else but herself.
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to be herself. She's not trying to be anyone for anyone except for herself. Can I just rephrase that as well?
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I just wanted to be seen. That's fine. That was the best thing I ever did because from there that I actually signed up to light codes because I ran to the back of the room with no fucking idea what I was doing. And went, holy **** grandma pulling the money from, but it's going to happen.
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He was a part of my like codes would have known I was going through a soul crumbling situation of business failing, relationship failing, life failing. It all was just gone.
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And thanks to the beautiful Nat and the beautiful Warren, since that session and witnessing you guys in your rawness, I'm back with my partner. He is the man that I always knew he could be but never thought I would get to see.
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This is awesome. I lost it for so long there. I didn't want sex. I didn't want any of it. I felt guilt. I felt shame. There was lots of arguments in our relationship about it. And for the first time last night, he came and visited for a night, which was amazing.
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You know what I'm saying? And I literally looked at him and I was like, holy f***, I just want to eat him. Yeah!
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Oh, my God. I got a call from my agent and she goes, oh, I've got an audition for you for a commercial.
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And she goes, it's $2,500. I said, even better. And then I did the audition and I got it. Woo! And so you broke even. Yes, I... Way...
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I got paid in January. I got paid two thousand six hundred and something dollars.
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But I just wanted to say how wonderful it was. I let that money go. You know, it was like a real life.
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Okay, I'm going to pay for this course. And then it just came straight back.
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Love it. You know, so. And now you can sing on TV every night. Oh, what commercial is it? It's called Lighten Easy. I see you.
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But I want to watch you. So I'm going to watch some TV. Hey, I'm Mel. Hello, Mel. So continuing along. Yes. I'm going to become a grandma.
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Congratulations. So, Ken, like, do you like code? But ants with their poop.
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Because they still all live with me. I have my four boys and partners. It's like, fair game, right? Yeah, baby. They're still under my house. Yeah. Here's the thing, it's like... Not under my house, under my roof.
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Smart. Kinesiology, I know, clears a lot of past lives. So that's sort of where I was coming from with the night language of clearing their vessel for when they come through.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Listen to that crowd. They're riled up. I'm not sure who gets a better audience reaction. Taylor Swift at the last Paris concert or Zod at the 21 convention.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
I will not bend. There's no bending whatsoever. This is how things are going to be. I have declared it for my... Hello, honey? Hello? Those are my car keys. Where are you going?
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
But, but, but, but, but, but, but. Hold on. Hold on. There's qualifications here. But, but, but, but, but.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Well, Chrissy, I don't really know what I'm talking about, but let me try and explain myself. A woman wants a man to have strong leadership energy. We're going to go see this movie. What do you want to see? But then he also wants someone to take care of.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Totally unplanned. That was so good. Brian just read the cover of the book. That's it. I just had no idea that was coming.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Don't step over the line or I'll hit you with my balls tonight. Pee-pee-poo-poo. Bison, the warriors repose.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
I'm going to go murder some of the natives and I'll be right back. I'm going to be like a pussy in your pussy. I'm going to come curl like a pussy right in your pussy.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
I just murdered a bunch of people to try and save our civilization. Now get back to my tent.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
I know it's under the bridge, but just get back.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
I'm starting a silent revolution with my belt buckle. Stare into my belt buckle.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
You talk to people at the bus stop, I think is what you meant to say.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Hallelujah. Everybody in the back say what? Everybody in the back say what? Please, somebody run to the microphone.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
I mean, it's got to change. The patriarchy's clearly going to be back in style in a few months. Zan, just, any questions? No? Okay, I'll ask a question.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Hey, really great talk. I especially love the end piece about the warriors and poets.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
And I was just hoping that you could speak towards... So I'm someone, when I first meet someone, I have a lot of, like, a wide range of interests and ways in which I can act authentically.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Explain, like, how you transition from the warrior to the poet when you're just... He didn't say anything about the poet.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
He has no idea what he's talking about. Meeting someone so it doesn't come off as you're being incongruent with yourself totally. If that makes sense. Yeah, kind of.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Well, yeah, kind of. This is a tough one. But let me opine for the next 15 to 20 minutes. I'm going to make a point. I'm going to make a point. I'm going to get to a point here. Just a point and a point. There's a couple of points before I get to the point. I think... I don't know.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
If you feel the poet and the penis... Whatever you're talking about.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Hey, girls in the back. Hey, girls in the back. What's your name? I want you in bed.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
I'm going to pull out now. I've got a stand-up shower and a tub. Hey, now. No bloodstains on my carpet.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Teaching a generation of young men how not to get laid. Zod period, everybody.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
So you have always been known about talking about ease and delight. How would you say that?
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
In a nutshell, how does one live a life of ease and delight? You know what?
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. Let me make some points before making a point. First of all, my ties by the beach.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Oh, the good old Ecclesiastes. Oh, my God. It was like a precursor to... No, no, no. Wizards. No, hold on, hold on. Wizard of Oz, Chrissy.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Says the guy with 500 concubines and all the riches.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Well. And there you are. You're delighted. I guess that sums it up. We've all been delighted.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Nobody's going to remember you? What kind of fucking... There's no delight in that.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
It came out changed. I'm sure you did. Just a little light touching you. It's old school of pedoing. Back when pedoing was fun. The warriors did it. Just a little old school of butt patting.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Wow. Way to get the crowd going, Zahn. Pipe them up. Right out the door with death and dismemberment. You're never going to be remembered. So what are we doing here today? Nothing.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
later that's my philosophy if not now then when well a little bit later just a little bit later after i take a nap can i get a bite to eat do you mind i'm hungry after 90 day fiance i promise this
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
When I came out of Nicaragua... When I was embedded with the Sandinistas running drugs... For Jimmy Carter and the CIA.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Let me tell you something. He is all over the place. I thought I had time, but I learned an old Nicaraguan saying. Pretend you're making a point when not making a point. You shall have fabulous riches beyond riches.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Boom. I'm sorry. Can you repeat that? How do you spell renunciation?
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Oh, well, that's good. I can just look at the cover and get everything I need to get out of it.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
What was he saying again? I said it earlier. What was it?
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
I thought it was ease and delight, but I guess we've moved on to suffering and sorrow.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
You can't climb Everest without a few good reels to go along with it. There's no other point. How am I supposed to get laid when no one saw me at the top of Everest?
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Well, what's your phone number, Zahn? Because that's where I want to go. I'm with you, buddy.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
I riled him up tonight. I really got him going. I pulled out my Stoics. I pulled out Ecclesiastes on their ass.
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12 Days Of TCB: Zan The Baby Man
Nothing like a little Mark Twain to end the afternoon.
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TDS Time Machine | Jon Interviews Trailblazing Women
Exactly, exactly right.
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TDS Time Machine | Jon Interviews Trailblazing Women
I did on the show.
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Trump’s Trade Wars Hike Prices, GOP Blames Biden for Economy | Mae Martin
Yeah.
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Trump’s Trade Wars Hike Prices, GOP Blames Biden for Economy | Mae Martin
Yeah, yeah.
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Trump’s Trade Wars Hike Prices, GOP Blames Biden for Economy | Mae Martin
That's our show for tonight. Now here it is, your Moment of Zen.
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Trump’s Trade Wars Hike Prices, GOP Blames Biden for Economy | Mae Martin
Wow. Wow.
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TDS Time Machine | Stock Market Meltdowns
I want to just say thank you very much for understanding the importance of credit. I thank you so much for really working hard on it. Thanks for hanging in there.
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TDS Time Machine | Stock Market Meltdowns
You really did a great job, because I really wasn't convinced until I just heard you speak. Well, thank you.
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Elon Crashes the Oval Office, Trump Pushes Gaza Takeover | Colman Domingo
Oh.
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Elon Crashes the Oval Office, Trump Pushes Gaza Takeover | Colman Domingo
When we come back, Colby Domingo will be joining me on the show. Don't go away.
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Welcome back to The Daily Show.
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Elon Crashes the Oval Office, Trump Pushes Gaza Takeover | Colman Domingo
That's great. You're going to get one, and you're going to get one, and you're going to get one.
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Elon Crashes the Oval Office, Trump Pushes Gaza Takeover | Colman Domingo
Is that right?
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Elon Crashes the Oval Office, Trump Pushes Gaza Takeover | Colman Domingo
Oh!
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Elon Crashes the Oval Office, Trump Pushes Gaza Takeover | Colman Domingo
I will say, another fun thing, though. You say it. Structurally, it'd be nice for my family to see it as well.
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Elon Crashes the Oval Office, Trump Pushes Gaza Takeover | Colman Domingo
It's true.
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Elon Crashes the Oval Office, Trump Pushes Gaza Takeover | Colman Domingo
I'm a comedian.
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Elon Crashes the Oval Office, Trump Pushes Gaza Takeover | Colman Domingo
Yeah, okay. Okay. Sorry.
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Elon Crashes the Oval Office, Trump Pushes Gaza Takeover | Colman Domingo
Isn't that you?
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Elon Crashes the Oval Office, Trump Pushes Gaza Takeover | Colman Domingo
Oh, good. Okay. If we see a conflict, we just need to say something. Hey, Elon, I know there's a conflict. What? Did that work?
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Elon Crashes the Oval Office, Trump Pushes Gaza Takeover | Colman Domingo
He's old. Tough crowd. Tough crowd. Is this thing on? Is this thing on? Anyone here from Washington, D.C.? Anyone? Are you all from Washington, D.C.?
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
What do you mean there's good pizza in Chicago? Have you tried that deep dish Chicago pizza? Yeah, but the inmates didn't want that. So you're telling me even in jail, people did not want deep dish pizza?
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
I learned more how to work with a lot of other people. Basically, I've learned how to eat better.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Ether, the cryptocurrency that lives on the decentralized Ethereum platform. It's actually a much more programmable cryptocurrency than Bitcoin. That doesn't mean anything. What is it? We created a platform for decentralized applications. Does everyone in cryptocurrency talk like you? Pretty much.
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In the Field with Ronny Chieng
Ether's real. It's based on faith in the Ethereum blockchain. When you get enough people believing in cryptocurrency, then you can snowball into something that a society actually deems valuable, like the US dollar. Whoa, what do you mean the US dollar? The US dollar is based on faith in the system.
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After the Cut | Correspondents 2024 - Part 2
Yes? Hey, so as someone who's raising a kid of your own, what advice do you have for young people when making well-informed political decisions?
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TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
We're out here just spreading the message that we're recruiting right now actively for police officers.
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TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
Are you guys ready? Yeah! Alright, you got your thinking caps on?
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TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
The abundance of the over-drinking. These young ladies who are disgracing themselves by running around acting like that. Women take their tops off. That young girl standing on the box with no bottom on her.
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TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
It's up to the parents to instruct the kids. It's time for parents to start parenting. It really comes down to parents.
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TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
I used a lot of cocaine in my life, and I've got good cocaine and bad cocaine. I'll guarantee you the stuff they're selling down here is bad.
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TDS Time Machine | Spring Break
One guy dressed as the Joker climbed on top of a car with an American flag, tossed dollar bills, and declared COVID's over.
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After the Cut | Correspondents 2024 - Part 1
If you were a kitchen utensil, which one would you choose? What the ?
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After the Cut | Correspondents 2024 - Part 1
Do you think that you coming to New York affected your comedy and everything rather than going to LA or something?
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After the Cut | Correspondents 2024 - Part 1
most memorable guests like so far in conversation that you've had over the years because both of you for a really long time so kind of for both of you it's a question.
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After the Cut | Correspondents 2024 - Part 1
What do you think are the three to five biggest issues facing the president-elect, and what should we be looking
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After the Cut | Correspondents 2024 - Part 1
Which one is your favorite restaurant in New York? We're looking for a potty restaurant, potty restaurant.
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After the Cut | Correspondents 2024 - Part 1
Did you know that? Have you ever convinced someone or been able to show them how incongruous their views are compared to their beliefs?
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After the Cut | Correspondents 2024 - Part 1
Do you think that anything will convince them otherwise?
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After the Cut | Correspondents 2024 - Part 1
Speaking of the danger you talked about, what was the scariest moment for you?
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After the Cut | Correspondents 2024 - Part 1
What if somebody actually wanted to audition to be on the show as a correspondent?
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TDS Time Machine | Presidents Meet Congress
Oh, yeah. Give it up for that economic growth, people. You down with GDP? Yeah, you know me. Hit him with another one, Joe.
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Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
All the other judges were like, oh, shit! We concur! Usually the judge says this is constitutional or unconstitutional, okay? But this is, like, next-level unconstitutional. This is like if you took a pregnancy test and it said you are the least pregnant anyone's ever been in 40 years. But Trump doesn't expect all these executive orders to pass legal scrutiny.
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Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
He's signing those things the way, like, guys swipe right on every Tinder profile, okay? Yo, he just needs one or two to hit, and that's the weekend, baby! Okay? The point is, Trump is going to try whatever he can to shut the border down. And last night, Trump sat down for some conversation and light manspreading with Sean Hannity to explain why.
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Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
In an Oval Office sit-down last night, President Trump repeated false claims that other countries are sending their prisoners here.
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Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
You did do that. Like, three days ago. With the... With the Gen 6 thing, remember? That guy handed you all those cheesecake factory menus and you signed them all? That was the thing. But look, Trump doesn't care whether migrants are technically criminals or not because he can tell just by looking at them.
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Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Breaking news, old man not fan of tattoos. And yeah, probably the guys with face tattoos aren't going to be bankers. But maybe bankers should have face tattoos. I mean, one teardrop for every loan application they've denied. Hey, stay clear of JP Morgan. That guy's loco.
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Friday night massacre. Late Friday night purge. A chilling purge. The purge.
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He can't just fire these people.
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There is a specific law that requires notice, 30 days, and a statement of reasons. Substantive and detailed rationale.
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They are offensive. They are un-American. This is one of the most egregious, despicable acts In American history.
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This is textbook authoritarian takeover 101.
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President Trump deploying executive action to end birthright citizenship.
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This unconstitutional, un-American attack.
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We do begin tonight with the federal judge blocking President Trump's executive order that would end birthright citizenship. And we're back.
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Donald Trump promised to be a dictator on day one, and he's carried that forward through the entire week. Five days into this administration, the abuse is already rampant.
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Well, the rest of the week, shredding the Constitution as he went.
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On a fascism scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being peak fascism, how would you rate Trump's first week?
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Donald Trump was busy getting our military in shape so he can finally fulfill our country's month-old dream of conquering Greenland. And first, we're going to need to have as many troops as possible.
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President Trump has signed several executive orders to reshape the military, including directive banning transgender service members.
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Okay, did I say as many troops? I mean fewer troops, right? You know what they say in the Army, less is more. Look, maybe they don't say that. I don't know, but that's... Look, I don't have a problem with transgender soldiers. As someone who pees himself anytime he hears a loud noise, I think we should be grateful to anyone who's willing to put their life on the line so I don't have to.
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But hey, yeah, okay. But I'm open-minded about being closed-minded, so what's the issue here?
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President Trump signed an executive order calling transgender people unfit to serve.
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One part says being transgender is, quote, not consistent with the humility and selflessness required of a service member.
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Another says being trans conflicts with, quote, an honorable, truthful, and disciplined lifestyle, even in one's personal life.
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Yeah, well, look, you know, it makes sense that the military has to be honorable, truthful, and disciplined. You know, sure, this is your secretary of defense, but that's all the more reason... That's all the more reason that the rest of them have to have their shit together.
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It's like how every Beatles album had to be packed with hits to make up for that one song that Ringo wrote about wanting to f*** an octopus or whatever. I gotta say, the military sure has a lot of ethical rules for their mission of killing people. Hey, you want to blow some guy's head off? You better say please and thank you.
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But to be fair, Trump had another argument against trans soldiers as well.
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Oh, up to 12 months. Do you know how long our wars last? I think they'll have you back in the game in no time. Vietnam War, 11 years. Afghanistan War, 20 years. Even our storage wars last 15 seasons. First of all, transgender people make up 0.1% of the military.
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So, Commander-in-Chief, you're ruining the lives of people who are dedicated to serving America while doing nothing to affect the larger military. I don't see why a transition surgery should affect readiness more than any other surgery. Trump is acting like they're doing transition surgeries on the front lines. Medic! I need a medic over here! We gotta get this guy a labia! Stat!
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Also, what do you mean readiness? Modern war is just telling a drone to drop bombs. Pretty sure it doesn't matter what your sex is to go like this. That's how they drop bombs. But Trump isn't just doing bad things to good people. He's also doing good things to bad people.
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It's been a week since he pardoned everyone who had a normal tourist visit to the Capitol on January 6th, and I'm sure they're making the most of their second chance, right?
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A man pardoned by President Trump for his role in the January 6th riot was shot and killed by an Indiana deputy during a traffic stop. Okay, well, except for that guy.
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I mean, that guy really wasted a presidential pardon. Am I... Look, if I ever get a presidential pardon, I'll tell you what I'm not going to do. I'm not going to get shot to death.
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So what exactly happened there? Police say the deputy tried to arrest Matthew Huddle on Sunday, but he resisted and the deputy shot him. Investigators say Huddle had a gun.
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Hmm. A routine traffic stop ending in the police shooting a man they claimed had a gun. Ordinarily, this is the kind of thing liberals would cry police brutality. But if it's a January 6th, sir, you know, I've... I have a feeling they're going to be like, oh, look, we need to back the blue on this one.
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Liberals are getting so much whiplash trying to decide if this cop is bad or good, Rachel Maddow is going to be the neck brace. But aside from the ones who are dead, all the rest of the January 6th writers who Trump released from prison must be so happy right now.
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Houston authorities are trying to find a man pardoned by Donald Trump for his role in the January 6th riots. Andrew Take is wanted for a 2016 charge of a solicitation of a minor.
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Okay, well, not that guy also. But stop. But look, any group as large as the January 6th crowd is going to have one sex creep in it. You know, there's probably one in our audience right now. Raise your hand if you're a sex creep. That guy in the plaid shirt, that woman... Sir, come on. The point is, all the rest of the partners, they're fine. They're doing fine.
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A Mint Hill man who pleaded guilty to his involvement in January 6th is possibly facing other charges. Court documents show David Daniel is facing child pornography charges.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? I'm starting to worry that the people who broke into the Capitol and took a shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk are not upstanding citizens. You know what?
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Forget about those two pedophiles. Andrew Kyle Grigsby of Louisville, who was pardoned for spraying Capitol Police with bear spray, is currently incarcerated in a Kentucky prison for two counts of child pornography.
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Jesus Christ! At this point, it might have been better for them just to stay in prison, you know? At least then they were heroes. Now they're all going to individual prisons for child pornography. Like, so, uh, do you guys have a choir? Trump's been busy these last few days, signing orders, reinstalling the Diet Coke button, grabbing Panama by the canal.
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But it was only a matter of time until he had to start presidenting for real. This morning, he held a press conference to address the tragic plane crash in Washington, D.C. last night. And remember, one of the most important things a leader can do in a rapidly developing, difficult situation is to calm people down, stick to the facts, and keep your uninformed opinions to yourself.
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I mean, or... or we can just speculate wildly. Why not? I get a little bit nervous when Trump has a strong opinion. You know, it's never something unifying. Like, sunsets are beautiful, or love is the answer. But... This is a new term, and he's only a few days in, so let's give him the benefit of the doubt. What's Trump's opinion about what happened in D.C.?
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Damn you, diversity initiatives. Why are you responsible for every historical tragedy? The fires in Los Angeles, DEI. The bridge collapse in Baltimore, DEI. The Irish potato famine, DEI. Slavery, DEI. Did you ever notice how many minorities were at slavery? It's all DEI. Just to be clear, Mr. President, you have evidence that diversity initiatives are responsible for this tragic crash.
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You're not just saying this, right? Right?
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I'm trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion right now that diversity had something to do with this crash.
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There you go. No, no, no, no. There you go. There you go. He has common sense. It's just a coincidence that his common sense happens to align with his long-held prejudices. So let's spin the big wheel of blame to see which minorities are responsible for this crash. Who will it be this time? Black people? Lesbians? Trans-Armenians?
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Dwarfism? I can't believe it's only day 10 and Trump is already this far down his list of scapegoats. He's blown past race and gender and now he's hitting dwarves? Is he really suggesting there was a plane crash because someone with dwarfism worked in air traffic control?
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Does Trump think they couldn't see the control panel and they were just reaching up and pushing buttons hoping it would work out? I just want to say that people with dwarfism are just like everyone else. In fact, their penises are normal size. Which means proportionally, they're huge. So in a way, you could say that I'm the one looking up to them. That's a thinker. That's a thinker.
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A lot of different layers in there. You might be thinking, well, that's progress. You know, he used to blame everything on past administrations. But don't worry, he got them in there, too.
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You're blaming Obama? The guy from three presidents ago? Forget blaming a fart on your dog. This is blaming the fart on your dog that died when you were eight. I still think about you, Henry. Such stinky farts he had. Look, Mr. President, I know you're scared that people might hold you responsible now that you're president, because you're the president, Mr. President.
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And it's time to just be a man, okay? Real men don't point fingers. Real men find solutions. Real men show leadership. Real men moisturize. Guys, you've got to take care of your skin. You've got to take care of your skin. Yeah. Yeah. The skin is the biggest organ on the body. Unless you're a dwarf, then it's the second biggest.
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Elon Musk's sweeping push to make over the federal government, sparking democratic panic and warnings of a constitutional crisis.
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Now we have learned that his team has gained access to something extraordinarily sensitive, the system that the Treasury Department uses to disperse almost every check and expenditure of any kind made by the U.S. government.
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That is a vast database with millions of Americans' personal information on it.
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Longtime government employees this week were shocked to find that their new supervisors from Elon Musk's Doge department include recent college and high school graduates between 19 and 24 years old. One of the young men is apparently a former intern at Musk's Neuralink company, who goes by the online handle Big Balls.
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tremendous unrest inside the fbi as prosecutors and agents who worked on the january 6 investigation are being targeted it looks like a wholesale purge of the fbi as you know already the eight top officials at the federal bureau of investigation have either been fired or forced to resign now the fbi is being asked to produce a list of
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Every employee who worked on any case related to January 6th, I am told this is some 6,000 FBI employees all told.
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This morning, a stunning proposal from an American president. Donald Trump with the Israeli prime minister by his side, declaring that the U.S. will take over the Gaza Strip.
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President Trump made a surprising suggestion last night during a press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. The United States, he said, should take over the war-torn Gaza Strip and redevelop it into something like a seaside resort.
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Donald Trump calling for the permanent resettlement of roughly 2 million Palestinians.
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And he says he's willing to use the US military to do it.
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You see things others refuse to see. You say things others refuse to say. And after the jaws drop, people scratch their heads and they say, you know, he's right.
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The president said his intention was to remove Palestinians from Gaza permanently. If we can get a beautiful area to resettle people permanently. But today, the press secretary said it would be temporary.
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The president has made it clear that they need to be temporarily relocated out of Gaza for the rebuilding of this effort.
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This is an unhabitable place for human beings.
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Breaking just a short time ago, President Trump seemed to backtrack, but also to double down on his plan to take over Gaza.
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At the White House today, President Trump signing an executive order banning transgender women and girls from competing in women's sports.
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This is a proclamation declaring today, February 9th, 2025, as the first ever Gulf of America Day.
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We have watched as the 47th president of the United States has been sworn in, the cornerstone of democracy.
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Ladies and gentlemen, if you could please direct your attention out the right side of the aircraft.
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Air Force One is currently in international waters for the first time in history flying over the recently renamed Gulf of America.
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This is the true transfer of power here of the current president and the former president making this walk.
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This process is what distinguishes the United States from a lot of other parts of the world. Yeah, it's all just normal shit.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS HE'S GOING TO REVERSE JOE BIDEN'S MANDATE TO PHASE OUT PLASTIC STRAWS SAYING ENJOY YOUR NEXT DRINK WITHOUT A STRAW THAT DISGUSTINGLY DISSOLVES IN YOUR MOUTH. YOU!
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Which further back do we need to go?
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With just 20 minutes or so left in his presidency, we've just gotten word from President Biden that he is pardoning his brothers, their wives, his sister, other family members. He says that he is doing this because baseless and politically motivated investigations wreak havoc on the lives of individuals. It's all just normal.
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Arizona House Republican Andy Biggs introduced a bill this week that would abolish OSHA, a Department of Labor agency tasked with overseeing workplace safety.
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Why not just bring back child labor while you're at it? When you talk about school lunches, hey, I worked my way through high school. I know about you, but I worked since I was, before I was even 13 years old, I was picking berries in the field before we had child labor laws that precluded that.
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Vice President J.D. Vance, he had some interesting words about the separation of power and government.
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He's for it? If a judge tried to tell a general how to conduct a military operation, that would be illegal. If a judge tried to command the attorney general on how to use her discretion as a prosecutor, that's also illegal. Judges aren't allowed to control the executive's legitimate power.
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There are some things we can do, but the Republicans are in the majority in the Senate and the House. We're going to need some Republicans, frankly, who are willing to lose, who are willing to be a Liz Cheney and say, I will lose my seat to do the right thing by this country, not the right thing by Donald Trump. I haven't seen it yet. Let's hope.
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Democratic Congressman Dan Goldman of New York.
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Donald Trump has been imposing a lot of tariffs since he took office, and if the nature and scope of these tariffs confuses you, don't worry, you're not the only one.
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Thank you, sir. Next, in 2018, you imposed ad valorem duties tariffs on imports of steel at a 25% rate. Since that time, a large number of exclusions and exceptions to that tariff rule have been implemented.
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Because of the damage to the United States steel industry that those exceptions and exclusions have imposed, we're now, this order would reimpose that 25% ad valorem tariff rate on imports of steel, and it's presented for your signature now. Okay.
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Do you understand what that means? I mean, why don't you tell me, President of the United States, what this means? Explain ad valorem to me like I was a child. This is Trump's own policy, and he's so bored by it. And you can tell, because at one point, he gets so bored, he just starts peeking into a random folder on the desk. Like, what's in here, candy bars? Picture of boobs? What do we got?
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Oh, oh, oh, just more falters. Why is this guy still talking? Yesterday was a busy day at the White House. First, Trump met with the king of Jordan, the country, Jordan. You're not the boss of me, King Abdullah II, okay?
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Of course, Trump invited the king to discuss his plan to displace two million people and turn Gaza into the Atlantic City of the Middle East, which sounds pretty clear-cut to me, but apparently the nitpickers in the media still have questions.
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You've said before that the U.S. would buy Gaza, and today you just said we're not going to buy Gaza. We're not going to have to buy.
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There's no problem and nobody's going to question it? Trump is like a Jedi who doesn't have the force. I'll take Gaza. Nobody's going to question it. Nobody. Is this thing working? Is this thing... Is this... Trump has another plan to convince the haters. A charm offensive.
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Okay. So it's going to be an ethnic cherishing. I got it. Okay, okay. I mean, how did that start like a Mussolini speech and end as a boys-to-men song? We will take the land, it will be ours, and we're gonna make love to you. Like you want us to, and I'll hold it tight, baby, all through the night.
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One thing I find weird about Donald Trump saying he wants to run Gaza is that from what we've seen so far, he barely wants to run the United States. For weeks, people have been raising alarms about how Trump seems to be handing way too much power over to Elon Musk. And yesterday, Trump replied, I hear you. You want me to give more power to Elon Musk.
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President Trump setting new guidelines for hiring in the federal workforce, while giving more power to Elon Musk and his team at the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE. A new executive order directs government agencies to pursue large-scale cuts, saying they now need hiring approval from DOGE.
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Yes. Elon Musk is now in charge of all government hilings. Hirens. Hirens. Hirens. Sorry. I didn't say that right. Right. I didn't say it right. Yeah, okay. Okay. Sorry. Okay. I don't know why I keep Hitler. Misspeaking. I... I don't know why I keep misspeaking. So this was already a pretty unusual thing for a president to do.
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But Trump being Trump, he had to make it even more ridiculous by introducing it with a full-on circus act in the Oval Office. And look at this scene. Musk is holding court with his hands tented like a Bond villain, probably to stop him from doing a Nazi salute. With his... With his four-year-old child in tow. I mean, that poor kid.
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His dad literally runs SpaceX, and Elon took him to a meeting on federal spending. Dad, are we gonna get to see the rockets? No, son, we're gonna discuss budgets because I'm a shitty dad. I mean, everything about this event was so bizarre. Trump was sitting quietly for half an hour, retreating to his happy place, thinking about Arnold Palmer's giant doge.
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And who thought cloning Stephen Miller was a good idea? I mean, is it for spare parts? I mean, they look like a before and even more before picture. Okay? I mean... Okay, but all right.
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Leaving aside this Renaissance painting done by the dogs playing poker guy, it's good that we have Elon Musk here, because we've been watching him slashing programs and shuttering agencies for a month now, and we can finally ask Elon, why are you doing this?
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If the people cannot vote and have their will be decided by their elected representatives in the form of the president and the Senate and the House, then we don't live in a democracy, we live in a bureaucracy. So it's incredibly important that the president, the House, and the Senate decide what happens as opposed to a large, unelected bureaucracy.
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Wow. Wow. I mean, you see why this guy's a genius. You don't want an unelected bureaucrat running the country. It makes a lot of sense. No questions here. I do have one question, though. Isn't that you? I mean... I mean, am I... Am I going crazy? Because it feels like I'm watching Drake sing Not Like Us at karaoke. Like, does he not know?
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Remember during the campaign, Donald Trump made some big promises about how quickly and easily he was going to end that war.
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Ha! I'm going to do it back to the future and end this war before it even starts. Go back in time, kiss my mom, maybe have sex with her. What am I talking about? What was I talking about? So here we are, one month into that first 24 hours, and Donald Trump is finally ready to negotiate.
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But it's going to be tough, which is why he started out with a quick warm-up negotiation first, an old-fashioned prisoner swap with Russia. Let's see how it went.
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Russia freed a wrongfully detained American teacher. Mark Fogle returning to the U.S. after more than three years in Russian captivity, imprisoned for carrying a small amount of medically prescribed marijuana. In exchange, the U.S. releasing Russian cybercrime kingpin Alexander Vinnick.
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What? You traded a cybercrime kingpin for public school teacher Mark Fogle? This is like if the Dallas Mavericks traded Luka Doncic... for public school teacher Mark Fogel. I mean, at least the teacher we got back is the cool teacher. He smokes weed and he's been to jail. I mean, you know, you know he's showing movies in fourth period. Also, Americans, stop smoking weed in Russia.
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If you need to relax, try not being in Russia. Okay, okay, now that Trump got all warmed up, it's time for the main event.
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This morning, President Trump pledging to meet with Russian President Putin in person after announcing they've agreed to start negotiations immediately to end the war in Ukraine.
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President Trump saying, quote, I just had a lengthy and highly productive phone call with President Vladimir Putin of Russia. We discussed Ukraine, the Middle East, energy, artificial intelligence, the power of the dollar, and various other subjects.
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I'd like to know what those various other subjects were. I mean, it's a tad suspicious. It's like a husband coming back from a Vegas bachelor party saying, yeah, we ate some great food, we saw the sphere, did various other things. Anyway, you should get a prescription for Valtrex. So, Trump has now set the stage for face-to-face negotiations with Putin on the future of Ukraine.
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But Trump won't be going into this alone. He also has Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, a man who does not take no for an answer, according to police reports. So, get ready, Putin, because you're about to face the toughest negotiations of your life.
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Yesterday, that dude signed over 100 executive actions. I mean, look at them. He froze the federal hiring bill, something about genders. Then he said Cuba's a state-sponsored terrorist now. He renamed a mountain. Dishwashers are less efficient. He can do that? Look, he has so many executive actions, they had to scroll through the tracks like it was an ad for, now that's what I call MAGA.
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Pete Hegseth, speaking at NATO headquarters during his first trip to Europe, was blunt, saying Ukraine's long-sought membership in NATO isn't realistic. Neither is thinking Ukraine can regain all the territory Russia has seized.
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We must start by recognizing that returning to Ukraine's pre-2014 borders is an unrealistic objective.
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Measures that will likely be welcomed by Putin, prompting questions about whether Trump is giving up his leverage to negotiate with Russia.
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Speaking in unusually blunt terms, the German defense minister accusing the Trump administration of making concessions to Putin before these peace negotiations have even begun.
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Okay, so before negotiations even start, America gave up the two things Russia most wants? I mean, how do Hank Seth and Trump not know how to negotiate? Between the two of them, they've been divorced 97 times. I mean, if your opening move is giving away the house, the car, and the kids, best case scenario, you're leaving court with half of a golden retriever.
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I mean, no one's gonna be happy with that, except for maybe RFK Jr., but... I guess there's still plenty of stuff to negotiate. For example, you know, which animal will Zelensky be fed to once the Russians take over? Probably a lion, but could be a shark, you know? There's room there. Whichever animal it is, it'll probably fall out of a window.
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Regardless, Trump is not gonna go driving a hard bargain on Ukraine's behalf, and that's fine. But as long as Ukraine is an equal member of this peace process, they'll get some of what they want.
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Yikes! That's like when my dentist asks if I floss. That's an interesting question. I gotta go. Okay, so this is not looking good for Ukraine. Imagine not even being invited to your own peace negotiations. It's like if your wife told you she wanted a threesome and then asked what night she'll be away on business. Have so much fun, sweetie. I'm strong enough for this.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
It's okay, I had it coming after Vegas. Now, you might think it's unfair to put Ukraine in this position after they were the ones invaded, but that's not exactly how Trump sees things.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Not a good war to go into? They were invaded. It wasn't their idea. Little advice for the back of Abraham Lincoln's head. Don't get hit by a bullet. Not smart. Look. Here. Clearly, this is going to be a complex negotiation, and it couldn't have come at a worse time for Trump, because he's also busy with his second job.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Last week, he declared himself the chairman of Washington's Kennedy Center for the Arts, the government's premier arts institution. And if you're thinking, wait, Trump is completely unqualified to think about art, don't worry. He brought along an equally unqualified board to help him out.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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He was elected by a board that he recently shook up, replacing appointees by Democratic presidents with Trump loyalists. As for the board, it now includes Attorney General Pam Bondi, Second Lady Usha Vance, Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scamino, Alison Letnick, who's the Commerce Secretary's wife.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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Okay, okay. First of all, what's up with this photo? Oh, you need a headshot of Mr. Scavito? Unfortunately, the only picture that exists of him is from when he walked in on his parents bumping uglies. But hey, Donald Trump loves arts and entertainment, and you could hear his genuine passion in a phone call he had with the board.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
I think we're going to do something very special. It got very wokey, and some people were not happy with it, and some people refused to go, and we're not going to have that. We're going to have something that will be very, very exciting, and we'll do things both physically and in every other way to make the building look even better. I think we're going to make it hot.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
We made the presidency hot, so this should be easy.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
I'm sorry, hot? Only Trump would look at a building and go, eh, un-
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
And being the showman that he was, Trump wasn't going to sign these behind a desk with a pen and paper like a nerd, okay? No, he turned this into an arena show.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
President Trump has made a series of false assertions blaming Ukraine for starting the war.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
But it's all Russia's. But that's Russia's fault, though, Mr. President.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
But, Mr. President, that's all... That's Vladimir Putin's fault.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
But no, no, I hear you, Mr. President, but you know who's to blame for that. Don't you think it's Vladimir Putin that did the invasion unwarranted to try to take back land he had no right to? And don't you think fundamentally that's that? And if you could just get now, now both sides want to talk, it seems. So we should just get to that point.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
At Capital One Arena in front of a crowd of supporters, Trump putting into motion his day one actions.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
After President Trump signed the executive orders at a desk that was placed on stage, he had a pile of pins. Well, President Trump decided to toss the pins to some of his supporters.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
That is the most beautiful language.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
I have no idea what he's saying, but that is elegant, beautiful language.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
I mean, this war costed all of us a lot of money. And this is the responsibility of Russia, because the aggressor is Russia.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
No, in fact, to be frank, we paid. We paid 60% of the total effort. And it was through, like the U.S., loans, guarantee, grants, and we provided real money.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
I want to know what is your idea about Italy, if you want to make the same thing.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Can you talk a little louder? You have a beautiful voice, but you're not... Where are you from? Italy. From Italy. Oh, I love Italy.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Wow. Whoever caught that pen is so lucky. I mean, that is going to be such a cool thing for those guys to show their kids once they get their visitation rights back. And even after, even after he got back to the White House, he just kept signing. I mean, this guy was so in the zone, he didn't even know what he was signing.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
I can't understand a word he's saying.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
I can't believe Doge is going around looking for inefficiencies. Meanwhile, Trump has an English-to-English translator.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
What is this one? Withdrawing from the World Health Organization. Ooh.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
He's withdrawing from the World Health Organization like he's hearing the dessert options. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll have the tiramisu and potential measles outbreak with that. I mean, if you could put anything in front of him yesterday, he would have signed it. Melania, now's your chance to update the prenup. Go, go, go, go. But, you know... But you know what?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Would a Russian oligarch be eligible for a gold card?
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Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
I'm not going to be shitting on President Trump, okay? Okay, sure, he pulled out of the WHO. Who are those guys? What are the odds there's ever going to be a pandemic requiring global cooperation? So I'm going to go to President Trump with an open mind. You know, he won the election, which means he's a great guy who's right. So I'm sure his executive orders are reasonable.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Trump pulled the U.S. out of the Paris Climate Accords.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Okay, okay, look, he, I know that sounds bad for these woke liberals, but like, does it really matter? You know, one year we're in, next year we're out. We've been doing the hokey pokey with these guys for like 12 years. They don't even put us in a group chat anymore, okay? Also, news flash, Paris Accord, yo, we're not going to reach the mission goals anyway, OK? This world is over.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
It's just an excuse to go to Paris, which overrated, OK? So fine, he's taking us out of anything that involves the rest of the world, OK? I'm sure there's other executive orders that aren't any worse.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Among the many executive orders President Trump signed on Monday was this one, pausing the TikTok ban for 75 days. He says the United States should broker a deal to own half of the platform.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
See? Yo, he brought back TikTok. Just as my brain was regaining its higher-order functions. I mean, oh, my God, that was close. Now, if you remember, TikTok was originally banned because everyone thinks it gives China too much influence over Americans. And to be fair, before I started using TikTok, I was a white guy from Iowa, okay? But the point... The point is, the people have spoken, okay?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
We want China to change our brains. What absolute idiot even thought of banning it in the first place? We're looking at TikTok.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Okay. Yeah, thank you, President Trump, for saving us from that guy. What I'm saying is all these executive orders aren't bad, okay? I mean, what else is he doing?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
And Trump is gonna try, through executive order, to end birthright citizenship. It's a constitutional right that those born on American soil are U.S. citizens regardless of their parents' immigration status.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Okay, okay, that does sound like a major change. Birthright citizenship has been in the Constitution for over 100 years. But, on the other hand, should you just be a U.S. citizen just because you were born here? I mean, I think all citizens should have to prove that they're truly American by taking a quiz on American history and failing it. Okay? If your score...
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
If your score's above 60, you're going back to Asia or whatever shithole country has educational standards. And to be fair, nothing too extreme so far. I mean, it sounds like there's a campaign Trump that says things to win, and then there's a President Trump who rules more moderately.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Overnight, with the stroke of a pen, President Trump issuing sweeping pardons to nearly all of the rioters charged for their actions on January 6th.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Trump even granting clemency to the more than 600 people charged with assaulting or resisting law enforcement.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Okay, look, freeing violent criminals from prison seems less moderate and more like something Bane did, okay? But you know what? If you know your history in that situation, Batman fixed it, okay? So concerns are overblown. And look, these guys have been in prison for like two whole months already, okay? I'm sure they've learned their lesson.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Jacob Chansley, we know him as also the QAnon shaman. He put out something on social media where he said, I got a pardon, baby. Thank you, President Trump. Now I'm gonna buy some mother effing guns.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
It's almost the end of Trump's first week in office. And he's done a lot. He shut down windmills. He saved TikTok. He caught Carmen Sandiego. And the man just can't stop, won't stop. On Monday, he wiped out all federal DEI programs. And yesterday, he ordered that if anyone Anyone, if you see anyone trying to be inclusive, you better tell teacher.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
The Trump administration asking federal workers to snitch on their coworkers in a rollback of diversity, equity, and inclusion programs.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Employees have been told to report any colleagues who work in diversity, equity, and inclusion roles, or they could face consequences. NBC News obtained emails sent to multiple agencies that say some of these programs are disguised using coded or imprecise language.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Yeah, you hear that? Don't even think about doing DEI in secret, all right? Don't be meeting up in back alleys like, yo, yo, you guys need lesbian resumes for me today? And I know you think DI was only invented in 2020 by Democrats looking for a fresh new way to lose elections, but Donald Trump is dedicated to rooting out DI all throughout history.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
One of the president's executive orders revokes an executive order signed by President Lyndon Johnson in 1965 that the Trump administration says mandated affirmative action.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
That's right, Donald Trump went back in time to kill baby DEI. It's kind of impressive that he got this much focus. Trump is doing deep dives into these obscure old policies like he's MAGA John Oliver. And look, I'm not going to pretend to know more about civil rights law than Donald Trump. I mean, he's been sued over it many times.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
If a discrimination law has been around since 1965, it might be a load-bearing civil rights thing, so maybe don't touch it. But DEI is not the only thing Trump is shutting down. He's also shutting down illegal immigration. In fact, it was probably the biggest thing he talked about during the campaign, aside from Arnold Palmer's penis, which is... Actually a thing that happened.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
But today, Trump faced his first setback. Breaking news out of Seattle.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
A federal judge has just temporarily blocked President Trump's order attempting to end birthright citizenship. The judge in this case is saying that they have been on the bench for over four decades. And this is a quote from the judge inside the courtroom. I can't remember another case where the question presented is as clear as this one. This is a blatantly unconstitutional order.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What does the Constitution have to do with this? The Constitution is for gun stuff, okay? Who died to make this woke activist a judge, huh? Oh. Ronald Reagan. That liberal cuck. This judge has been judging for four decades and has never seen something, and I quote, so blatantly unconstitutional. I mean, that's like the judge equivalent of a Kendrick diss track.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
That's right. We lost. We're like, how do I look? We're like, how do I look? They kicked us all out of ESPN. Yes. America hates us. The media lost. We lost already.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
It's good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
I'm 56. I've been forgetting them for five years. I've given up hundreds of dollars in fines. I haven't gotten a name right since 2018.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
My brother died. I'm broken. I'm broken. He cares about his career. He doesn't care about human grief. It's hard starting a business. I've told you this thousands of times. You're tired of hearing it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
Curiosity, based on the school that you have, Dan Patrick, when it comes to your voice, it controls the radio. People that don't have your voice, what do you say to the people that want to be the Paulies? and the producers of the world. How does that work?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
You can do it with an annoying voice, too. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
I'm here to please. So my dad and I traveled from Tampa just for this event today. Yeah! Thank you. We've been watching both the shows. I'm a Patrick fan. He's a Levitard fan. We've been watching and we've been debating. And the big debate is, who came up with stat of the day first? We've been arguing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here by accident. I'm kind of here by accident with my husband, Steve, who's 63, and his little buddy over here, David.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
No, husband. My husband's, well, David wants to be my husband.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
But so he's 30, he's 35. Here's a question though. Like my two young, I have two sons, 35 and 30 now. They grew up listening to you, Dan Patrick, with my husband. And my friend Jane Ann has two sons, same thing. You're 68. You're 68 now. I'm 63. I still work. How do you stay relatable? to younger people? Like I'm looking around the room, I see the generation that's in the room.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
How do you continue to stay and how do you feel about staying relatable?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
I'm sorry, is that the older people or the younger people? Would that be the older or the younger? But how do you plan to stay relatable until you retire to the younger people? I mean, you need that crowd, right? We're going to be gone soon. So how do you do that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
All right, we got one more question over here. My question's for Levitard. If you were to put a percentage on it, what percentage of Stugatz is bit and what percentage is actual Stugatz?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
No, he's not friends with Greg Cody. He's only friends with me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
Oh, come on, man. Come on. Come on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
Thank you, Dan!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Dan Interviews Dan: A Live Show About Love, Loss, and Laughter
Thank you, Dan!
The Dr. John Delony Show
Bonus Episode: Things I’ve Never Talked About Before
All right, let's go to a question right back here. Okay, John, so you mentioned twice other men in your life. Once was when your dad transitioned from being a cop to a pastor. He kind of pushed you to go find those other men. And then also just even after your transition to Nashville, how did you find the men that you would call your close friends? Like what did you look for in those people?
The Dr. John Delony Show
Bonus Episode: Things I’ve Never Talked About Before
I tried to find people that I could add value to.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Bonus Episode: Things I’ve Never Talked About Before
from another guy friend what do you want the experience to be when you're hanging out with them yeah so i've i've thought about this a good bit i would say i would describe good friends are friends that are going to risk the relationship for the good of the relationship and the way that would play out is someone who's willing to make me feel uncomfortable for my good
The Dr. John Delony Show
Bonus Episode: Things I’ve Never Talked About Before
Because at any point, if they make me uncomfortable, I can just up and leave and don't have to address it. But a lot of times it's those friends that are willing to do that that I know are true, like very good friends. And it's like friends that do that are rare because not many people want to have those conversations that are going to make you good as a person or make you better.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Bonus Episode: Things I’ve Never Talked About Before
But the times that I have had friends do that for me that in the moment, not appreciative of it, later on.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Bonus Episode: Things I’ve Never Talked About Before
It sounds like you've done this before, but vulnerability and honesty is an attractive quality, and it's kind of getting to what you were saying where you have to search out those people and have real relationships to find people that are... Honest. Like vulnerability is honesty. That's right.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Bonus Episode: Things I’ve Never Talked About Before
All right, right here. So, John, you have spoken a number of times. I like to think about it like what is the one thing to solve that solves all the other things? And I think you've mentioned a number of times, which is this stake in the ground at home. Yeah.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Bonus Episode: Things I’ve Never Talked About Before
So if you and a partner are trying to co-create a future together, it sounds like not being on the same page or not working together are some of the reasons why the workplace has become the outlet for those things. So how would you, if a relationship is not oriented in that way, What are either the detriments, the things that are missing that most people are just not seeing?
The Dr. John Delony Show
Bonus Episode: Things I’ve Never Talked About Before
Or what are the impediments that you see that are there that need to be removed?
The Dr. John Delony Show
Bonus Episode: Things I’ve Never Talked About Before
Yeah. I'm a super driven entrepreneur. She's a small town girl, stays at home.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Bonus Episode: Things I’ve Never Talked About Before
There you go. So I think our challenge has always been kind of how do we sync those? Where I'm like in a million places and she's like, I just want your attention. My attention's all the way over here. In talking with other guys, they have very similar like, I'm trying to protect, I'm trying to provide, I'm trying to do all these things while also fulfilling. Can I push on you? Yeah, go ahead.
The Dr. John Delony Show
Bonus Episode: Things I’ve Never Talked About Before
Thank you. Early on, when you started your introduction, you used the word tools a couple of times, hammer, chisel. And then, you know, we got statistic 41 percent of the challenges people face in the workplace. As leaders, tell us what are the two most important tools that we can have in our bag with the understanding that we have the biggest impact on people who report to us.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2226 - Theo Von
Oh, my God. Fuck, I just think I saw who won the Heisman. Oh, my God. Bro, that shit made something happen to me.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2226 - Theo Von
Wow. I'm going to join women's sports. That was a lot, bro.
The Megyn Kelly Show
RFK Confirmed, Trump Makes Kennedy Center "Hot" Again, and Unearthed Blake Lively Video, with Ruthless Podcast | Ep. 1007
Yes.
The Megyn Kelly Show
RFK Confirmed, Trump Makes Kennedy Center "Hot" Again, and Unearthed Blake Lively Video, with Ruthless Podcast | Ep. 1007
Yes. Right?
The Megyn Kelly Show
RFK Confirmed, Trump Makes Kennedy Center "Hot" Again, and Unearthed Blake Lively Video, with Ruthless Podcast | Ep. 1007
No question.
The Megyn Kelly Show
RFK Confirmed, Trump Makes Kennedy Center "Hot" Again, and Unearthed Blake Lively Video, with Ruthless Podcast | Ep. 1007
Wow.
The Megyn Kelly Show
RFK Confirmed, Trump Makes Kennedy Center "Hot" Again, and Unearthed Blake Lively Video, with Ruthless Podcast | Ep. 1007
Oh, my God.
The Megyn Kelly Show
RFK Confirmed, Trump Makes Kennedy Center "Hot" Again, and Unearthed Blake Lively Video, with Ruthless Podcast | Ep. 1007
Goodbye, sweetheart.
The Megyn Kelly Show
RFK Confirmed, Trump Makes Kennedy Center "Hot" Again, and Unearthed Blake Lively Video, with Ruthless Podcast | Ep. 1007
Yeah.
The Megyn Kelly Show
RFK Confirmed, Trump Makes Kennedy Center "Hot" Again, and Unearthed Blake Lively Video, with Ruthless Podcast | Ep. 1007
Oh my God, man. Yikes.
The Oprah Podcast
Tina Knowles: "Matriarch" | Oprah's Book Club
Yeah, and that's what resonated with me as well. My parents, my mom specifically, taught me how to respect my elders and everything. But she also gave me a voice. It's okay to question. It's okay to speak out if something wasn't right. My question to you, Ms. Tina, was what gave you that fearlessness? What inspired you to want to speak out when things weren't right?
The Oprah Podcast
Tina Knowles: "Matriarch" | Oprah's Book Club
Not just with yourself, but with people that you love as well.
The Oprah Podcast
Tina Knowles: "Matriarch" | Oprah's Book Club
Hi, I was just really struck by that line of I'm the blackest woman you'll ever meet. And just thought about the not only the motherhood, but the themes of liberation. In fact, that line of Celestine set herself free and her family free. My mother walked out of a civil war in Liberia and actually resettled in Houston, was a seamstress, sewed all of our clothes.
The Oprah Podcast
Tina Knowles: "Matriarch" | Oprah's Book Club
And I just thought about that idea of, you know, when she was teaching you about how your value is tied to your service to others, and you wanted to fight that and talk about liberation. And my question is, what is your advice to Black women who are in spaces that are not designed for them or not designed for them to own those spaces?
The Oprah Podcast
Tina Knowles: "Matriarch" | Oprah's Book Club
How do you encourage them to own the space and to liberate themselves?
The Oprah Podcast
Tina Knowles: "Matriarch" | Oprah's Book Club
I do. I do. There was actually a line about Johnny that just I stopped and I had to read it again. And I started to cry because you said Johnny was obviously gay by the time he was three years old. And I felt like I already knew the end of the sentence was going to be about how hard and struggle and traumatic it was. I'm from New Iberia. Which is right up from Weeks Island.
The Oprah Podcast
Tina Knowles: "Matriarch" | Oprah's Book Club
So, like, I thought of my own experience and how hard the rest, you know, the description would be. But then the second half of the sentence just took me aback because you said, and I never knew him to hide that light. And you describing his gayness as a light just, it made me so emotional because it made me think of myself and look back at the little boy I was.
The Oprah Podcast
Tina Knowles: "Matriarch" | Oprah's Book Club
And the story I have about how hard and shameful and you had to hide and suppress. And then I was able to really look at myself and see light there. And it just was amazing. It was an extraordinary act of like unconditional love. And I just wonder if it felt like that to you or if it just felt normal, like that's how your family was. No big deal.
The Oprah Podcast
Tina Knowles: "Matriarch" | Oprah's Book Club
Everybody, it's Tina Knowles! It's Tina Knowles!
The Oprah Podcast
Tina Knowles: "Matriarch" | Oprah's Book Club
I do. I was married six years, divorced for eight, recently remarried. And though there was infidelity in my marriage, the things that existed before I got married with my husband was very much present in my marriage. I just didn't see it. So the question is really, when you had the early signs from Matthew, what made you want to commit or move ahead anyways? But then what kept you there?
The Oprah Podcast
Tina Knowles: "Matriarch" | Oprah's Book Club
Hi, Oprah and Miss Tina. I met my husband shortly after his first wife passed away. And as someone who's mothering five children, so two biological and three step children, I tend to just doubt myself and constantly feel like I'm not enough of a mother to each of them or my own expectations. And I think that's why I was personally so moved and
The Oprah Podcast
Tina Knowles: "Matriarch" | Oprah's Book Club
Later in the book, when your daughters were reassuring you that all your sacrifices had impact and made them who they are, knowing that and also knowing that you've mothered one of the most successful artists of all time, I'm curious if you still have those feelings of self-doubt or regrets or all the things we could have, should have done. Or do you say, you know what? I'm truly now at peace.
The Oprah Podcast
Tina Knowles: "Matriarch" | Oprah's Book Club
Thank you. Yes. So in the book, you mentioned that the nun at Holy Rosary stated that you weren't, you know, good enough, basically. Right. And there were moments of not belonging throughout the book. But you said, I belong anywhere I want to be. So how has those words played a role in your success? And how have you been able to pass that on to your children and your grandchildren?
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
I have a question about the theme of grief and loss. It just seemed so consistent throughout the whole story and particularly each of the characters and how they experienced it in this different way. And so I was curious if you were writing from a place of your personal experience or from how your language and the sentences and everything was informed by your own personal experience.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
Yeah, dream state really affected how I perceive my own marriage. When I finished reading the book at three in the morning, I went into the living room where my husband was asleep on the couch and he's been sleeping there for like a few months now because I have menopause and I have hot flashes and I drenched the bed. And he snores very loudly.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
And also my mother also passed away recently and his father passed away. And so just all the busyness and all the loss that we've experienced, I felt like I needed to put a separation between us so that I could breathe. But I realized after reading this book that what I really needed to do was to connect more with him and to actually put away the cell phone and the computer.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
So my question to you is, when you were writing this book, did you see your own marriage in a different lens?
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
What part of the book did that for you? How Garrett wakes up one day and he looks at Cece and he says, oh, it was, you know, she was like a plant. Yeah. And I didn't want to wake up next to my husband or, you know, during the day and think of him as something that I had to care for, but something that he really was something that I needed.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
And we need each other and I need to put away all the other stuff.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
So my question is, while you're writing this book, do you see your marriage in a different lens?
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
The way that you move time along in the book is magnificent for my reader's mind and also for my writer's mind when I'm thinking about craft when I'm reading. Did you intentionally do your time transitions that way before going into the writing or was it something that came as you were writing the story?
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
You create the characters, and they're so in-depth, and they keep going. When I read this line in the book, I was just immediately just like, I was like, yes.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
Yes, I think this sentence beautifully captured what I'm feeling right now in my life. I'm in midlife right now and there's just so many things that are constantly going through my mind and I find myself living in this perpetual nostalgic state of reflection of like,
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
who I am now versus who I was when I was a kid and how I connect the dots back to that and really kind of chasing what happiness and freedom look like then. And so when I read this line in the book, I was just immediately just like, I was like, yes, I was like, this, this is it.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
Like, you know, you try to capture how you're feeling in life and you like look for sentences that kind of in words to kind of express that. And so I was really touched by this.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
I wanted to know where the title came from and what you were thinking about it.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
The way that you move time along in the book is magnificent. Dream State really affected how I perceive my own marriage.
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Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
I'm right here. Hi. Hi. So my grandmother suffered from dementia for years and it was a very incredibly hard and difficult and emotional time for my family, especially my dad. He had to make a lot of the tough decisions. And reading about the character in the book and seeing how the family navigated love, responsibilities, and the biggest thing, managing your own grief, made me really think about
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
how a writer can go about writing about dementia and the family. And I wanted to know sort of your personal experiences connected to that and how you went about creating that demographic.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
You do? Time just gets away from you, depending on when your life starts. Yeah. So I had children early, and then you go to work, you have bills to pay, and... I had children before a lot of my friends did. So they were out traveling and doing more things and I'm lifing. I'm taking care of my children. And then in turn, my mother got sick and I was taking care of her. So now I'm trying to...
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
Be conscious in doing something that I want to do. Whether or not anyone else wants to do it. I'm an only child, so I'm used to doing things by myself. I'm going to do what I enjoy doing. So now I'm lifing.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
There was no right decision for her to make. She was going to be regretful either way. She would have regretted not exploring the openness that she was experiencing with Garrett because she was sharing so much with him. And she didn't have that openness with Charlie, it felt like, at least early in the book.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
Azhar, you actually have a question for Eric. Yeah, I do. When I picked up the book, I thought early in the book, you mentioned Montana. And I thought Dream State was going to be about the dream state of Montana and its beauty. And then. Everything goes to ruins, things burn down to the ground to the end.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
But then I was also thinking about the book and I thought, was Dream State the life of low consciousness that all of the characters almost go through? So, and I'm sure the right answer is something else entirely in your head. So I wanted to know where the title came from and what you were thinking about it.
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
Hi. Your writing style is brilliant. And you create the scenery, you create the characters, and they're so in-depth and they keep going. How does your process begin? Like, what, like, inspires you?
The Oprah Podcast
Eric Puchner: “Dream State” | Oprah’s Book Club
Okay. Janet, you have a question. Normally novels last, you know, they're sometimes shorter. They're like 10 years in span, 10, 20 years. You chose to do a 50, almost 60 year spanning novel. Why did you choose to do something so lengthy that covers so many friendships, relationships, drama, all that kind of stuff? And what do you hope that people take away from it?
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Amy Griffin: “The Tell” | Oprah’s Book Club
Hi, Amy. Thank you so much for sharing your story with us. I'm honored to be here and to talk to you today. One of my favorite parts of the book was the gesture of wanting John's hand on your back during these moments of reckoning was just so powerful to read on the page. And so I'm wondering, how did the important life decision of choosing John as your partner impact your healing journey?
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Amy Griffin: “The Tell” | Oprah’s Book Club
And what advice would you want to give your readers about being vulnerable with their partner?
The Oprah Podcast
Amy Griffin: “The Tell” | Oprah’s Book Club
Chantel, that was beautiful. Thank you. Thank you so much for sharing your story, Amy. I truly feel empowered, and it was really just reading your experience and how you continually process it, understanding that healing is a journey. I just want to know from you, how do you manage everyday triggers?
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You Have To Mentally Take Debt Off The Table If You Want Financial Peace
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The Ramsey Show
You Have To Mentally Take Debt Off The Table If You Want Financial Peace
The passion part of it. Yeah.
The Ramsey Show
You Have To Mentally Take Debt Off The Table If You Want Financial Peace
High-yield savings are an investment as well, but not retirement.
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And actually, shouldn't that be the person nominated for an Emmy? Being a little selfish, Gary.
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